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Mistakes from Real Ads
2007-06-09 11:58:00 Illiterate? Write today for free help. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, and you'll never go anywhere... More About: Real , Stakes , Mista
Why Star Wars is better than Titanic
2007-06-08 14:47:00 Titanic's big, but it doesn't have hyperdrive. Star Wars has WAY cooler action figure potential. Yoda could use the Force... More About: Bett , Titanic
Odd Signs In England
2007-06-08 14:09:00 Sign in a Laundromat: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the lights goes out Sign in a... More About: England , Signs
Resume of George W. Bush
2007-06-06 11:31:00 Resume of George W . Bush GEORGE W. BUSH 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, DC 20520 EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE: Law Enforcement: I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine,... More About: George W Bush , Resume
Technology for Country Folk
2007-06-05 18:54:00 In this day and age, we often forget that not everyone grew up with technology, so here to help bridge... More About: Technology , Country , Folk , Count , Ology
Freak Out Your Roommate
2007-06-05 18:11:00 Top Ten Ways to Freak Out Your Room mate Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your...
Living In China Too Long
2007-06-05 13:05:00 Top Eleven Signs You've Been Living In China Too Long Alcoholic beverages below 50% aren't strong enough You spit on the floor... More About: Ving
The Five Levels of Drinking
2007-06-03 01:57:00 LEVEL 1: It's 11:00 on a weeknight, you've had a few beers. Just as you get up to leave because you... More About: Drinking , Five
Drinking Too Much Coffee
2007-06-03 01:53:00 You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding ticket...
Great to be American
2007-06-03 01:39:00 You can have a woman president without electing her You can spell colour wrong and get away with it You... More About: Great , American
Things you would never know without the movies
2007-06-02 10:56:00 The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No-one will ever think of looking for you in there... More About: Movies , Things , Thing , Would , The Movies
Little Melissa and Osama Bin Laden - One Smart kid
2007-06-01 17:22:00 Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. Since... More About: Osama Bin Laden , Smart , Bin Laden , Osama , Litt
How stupid can girls get!!
2007-06-01 11:13:00 How Stupid can girls get To download the Powerpoint file Click here (http://www.sumit.downthe.net/files/how%2 0stupid%20can%20girls%20get!!!.pps) Moral of the story “Women never really understand... More About: Girls
Funny Answering Machine Messages
2007-05-31 11:01:00 My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll... More About: Funny , Machine , Messages , Sage , Erin
Bill Gates & Microsoft
2007-05-31 03:12:00 Bill Gates earns US$250 every SECOND, that's about US$20 Million a DAY and US$7.8 Billion a YEAR! If he drops... More About: Microsoft , Bill Gates , Micro , Bill
Dark side of your zodiac sign
2007-05-31 02:56:00 Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19) You are rather materialistic and it is fueled by yourfears of financial disaster. This makes... More About: Dark , Sign , Side , Zodiac
List of Unusual Computer Viruses
2007-05-29 17:47:00 Ross Perot Virus: Activates every component on your system, just before the whole thing quits. Mario Cuomo Virus: It would be a great... More About: Computer , List , Viruses
Is Windows a virus?
2007-05-29 17:29:00 No, Window s is not a virus. Here's what viruses do: They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that. Virus es use up valuable... More About: Indo
English language is hard to learn
2007-05-26 12:13:00 21 reasons why the English language is hard to learn The bandage was wound around the wound. The farm was used to... More About: English Language , Language , Hard , Learn
Dilbert Quotes
2007-05-25 19:29:00 A magazine recently ran a Dilbert Quote s contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real...
Bill Gates
2007-05-25 19:23:00 Bill Gates in Heaven Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God.... More About: Bill Gates , Bill
When Microsoft Starts Building Cars
2007-05-25 11:59:00 The stereo system will only be able to listen to Micro soft FM and play Microsoft cassettes. Oil, gas, and temperature gauges... More About: Building , Cars , Tarts
Meeting Bill Gates
2007-05-25 11:45:00 Gates (CEO of Microsoft), Andy Grove(CEO of Intel) and Jerry Sanders (CEO of AMD) were in a high-powered business meeting. During... More About: Bill Gates , Gates , Bill , Meeting
Installing Windows XP
2007-05-24 22:51:00 YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO INSTALL WINDOWS XP, ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO CONTINUE? -Yes. ARE YOU REALLY SURE? -Yes. ARE YOU REALLY REALLY... More About: Windows , Indo , Window , Windows Xp
New BMW
2007-05-24 12:00:00 A man in his 40s bought a new BMW and was out driving it at top speed when he suddenly...
Only in America
2007-05-24 11:01:00 Only in America ......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in America......are there handicap parking places... More About: Only
Signs You have been Living in NYC too Long
2007-05-23 21:07:00 You get very annoyed with out-of-towners who think the subway is unsafe. You actively avoid bars that people from the outer... More About: Living , Signs , Long , Ving , Been
10 Most Anticipated Events cancelled due to september 11
2007-05-23 20:54:00 AP News conference inaugarating Kabul, Afghanistan as one of the top 10 cities to live NY Mets - Dress... More About: Events , Anti , September , Vent , September 11
Water VS. Coke
2007-05-23 12:54:00 OK, first WATER 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is... More About: Water , Coke
Ways To Confuse Santa
More articles from this author:2007-05-23 11:17:00 Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand... More About: Santa , Sant 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 |
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