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Concept albums - who are they for?
2007-10-30 15:30:00 Are concept albums for assholes? Another plooptionary graph as loathed by many on humor blogs “like math gone wrong”, “sorry, just not funny”, “it really takes two people to write this?” More About: Albums , Concept
Concept albums - who are they for?
2007-10-30 15:30:00 Are concept albums for assholes? Another plooptionary graph as loathed by many on humor blogs “like math gone wrong”, “sorry, just not funny”, “it really takes two people to write this?” More About: Albums , Concept
Choose your extremism carefully
2007-10-29 12:25:00 © %FIRST - get over to the plooptionary for more graphical humour based on the worldwide idiocy pandemic ... More About: Extremism , Choose
Give me an L, give me an O, S, E, R
2007-10-17 16:07:00 At ploop we are at the cutting edge. We live and breath the zietgeist, we eat zeitgeist, frankly we are post zeitgeist and we’ve discovered a new site called facebook. We are backing it to do well. Time is so tight in 2007 that you can’t piss around visiting friends and chatting ... More About: Give
Give me an L, give me an O, S, E, R
2007-10-17 16:07:00 At ploop we are at the cutting edge. We live and breath the zietgeist, we eat zeitgeist, frankly we are post zeitgeist and we’ve discovered a new site called facebook. We are backing it to do well. Time is so tight in 2007 that you can’t piss around visiting friends and chatting ... More About: Give
High Five Action
2007-10-10 18:34:00 I don’t really want to copy and past too much stuff here but the video below is perfect in many ways - absurd ’stunt-style’ variations on hi fives followed by a serious staredown does it for HIGH-FIVE! More About: Action , High
High Five Action
2007-10-10 18:34:00 I don’t really want to copy and past too much stuff here but the video below is perfect in many ways - absurd ’stunt-style’ variations on hi fives followed by a serious staredown does it for HIGH-FIVE! More About: Action , High
ploop tv - prostituting for ratings
2007-09-25 17:31:00 2100-2200. sit on my facebook. ITV44 In a desperate attempt to bring ?shooting back the people? and start another fucking national conversation the Conservative Government in association with the Daily Mail and YouTube launch their major gun-fest TV series ?My Gun + my problem +my pet = your face?. By the wonders of modern glue and cutting ... More About: Ratings , Loop , Prost , Rosti
Tv Controllor blog
2007-09-06 12:32:00 Far be from Ploop to not accord credit where credit’s due… and this blog http://thetvcontroller.blogspot.com is, for those who like to get angry about the crassness of the TV industry, comic genuis. It is a bit nasty and cruel to Danny Cohen (the controllor of BBC3 whom this blog is based on) but he’s a big boy in ... More About: Blog , Troll , Rollo
Just give me what I ask for
2007-08-07 17:34:00 Why does the high street treat me like a total asshole? If I want insurance, I search online for the best deal. If want two of something I’ll buy two. But the high street makes an assumption that I am a golden, fur lined tosser just waiting to be told how ... More About: Give
Wine, Music and mood matching
2007-08-01 21:22:00 Chateau Musar 2002, Lebanon. You’re feeling cheeky, rock ‘n’ roll, missing your youth a little bit yet enjoying a little more money. You pop on ‘Sympathy for the Devil’ by the Stones and strut down to your cellar howling out ‘Whooo … whooo’. There’s only one wine that will fit this mood, only one ... More About: Music , Wine , Mood
The good parenting guide!
2007-07-26 13:44:00 posted by ploop - a hostage to hilarity at humor blogs Your suggestions for further graphs regarding stupidity and poor parenting are most welcome … there’s a juicy link in it for you too More About: Parenting , Guide , Good , Parenti , The Good
Hey teacher, leave them kids alone
2007-07-24 09:51:00 Posted by ploop a humor blogs prisoner More About: Kids , Leave , Teacher , Lone , Alone
Never Never Land: Fad or Fiction
2007-07-13 01:32:00 Britain has become swept up in a wave of Facebook madness. Everyone seems to have logged on in the last couple of days. I’ll admit, i’m one of them and i’m hopelessly addicted. it’s deeply childish on many levels but it’s also genuinely fun, even for a devoted cynic like me. the scale of usage ... More About: Fiction , Land
Coining it in with special powers
2007-07-12 13:58:00 posted by some fool called ploop who lurks over at humour blogs hoping it will rub off More About: Special , Coin , Powers
Making hard cash from rain ?
2007-07-11 14:09:00 posted by ploop a small member in humour blog’s portfolio. You know your country is wallowing in cash when the shelves of grocers are heaving under the weight of bottled water. Not only are your needs for water, food and shelter covered … you’ve got the ready cash to be choosy over the kind of ... More About: Rain , Hard , Cash , Maki , Makin
It?s dressing up time
2007-07-10 15:45:00 posted by ploop - a member of humour blogs I’m a simple dresser. Reasonably smart, clean shaven etc … I rather hope that my clothes say little about me, yet don’t put people off. It’s for this reason I want to chew up, spit out and grout my wet room with people who wear ... More About: Time , Dressing
It?s about big crowds, stupid ?
2007-07-09 21:33:00 Posted by ploop Thanks to a tip off from the wonderful Web Pen Blog, I can offer the following important piece of research. It arose when the web penners noticed something strange happening in Starbucks during a Denver art festival. More About: Stupid , Crowd
The science of zealots
2007-07-06 17:10:00 Posted by ploop - a poor speller according to critics on humour blogs and his mother I would never walk into a church and start trying to ’save’ the believers inside by telling them there was no God and they were wasting their time. It’s for this reason (along with lack of sleep) that I ... More About: Science , Zealots
The iPhone Market
2007-07-05 10:54:00 Posted by ploop as reviewed recently by some funny people over at humo(u)r blogs I would love to know how many iPhone buyers have donated the equivalent amount of the phone to charity in the last 10 years? Alright, it’s a mute point. But it amazes me how wealthy the west has become when we ... More About: Market , Iphone
Ploop TV - The Happy Princes life of fun
2007-07-03 15:38:00 Posted by cloop In the light of the truly ghastly spectacle of seeing an Andrew Lloyd Webber medley pressed up against P Diddy, straddled by Joss Stone and Tom Jones while Ricky Gervais humiliates himself… oh, and look, there’s funny old Elton John doing his thing ‘This one’s for you Ma’am’ - in other words the ... More About: Life , Happy , Loop
please, don?t shoot
2007-07-02 14:40:00 posted by ploop © %FIRST - get over to the plooptionary for more glass half empty content. More About: Lease , Ease , Shoot
Ok so we?ve got lives
2007-06-28 15:34:00 I know, I know - crap posting regularity. We used to update daily and still will - soon. There’s plenty I am genuinely livid about and it needs to be told graphically: Paris Hilton and God?, why Arcade Fire won’t come and play live in my front room, and the striking correlation between income and ... More About: Lives
What are you covering up?
2007-06-13 16:17:00 © %FIRST - get over to the plooptionary for more glass half empty content. More About: Erin
No longer disPUTINg Russia?s power
2007-06-05 21:32:00 posted by ploop TechTags Plugin [ putin | russia | bush | cold war ] © %FIRST - get over to the plooptionary for more glass half empty content. More About: Power , Russia
Applied Boyle?s Law - G8
2007-06-04 22:45:00 posted by cloop The Plooptionary is pleased (and mildly anxious) to announce a new series - taking proven mathematical formula and applying them to wildly unlikely settings. it is, as plooptionary posts always aim to be, highly interactive and will only really come to life when the hugely talented and creative members of the Ploop world ... More About: Applied , Lied , Boyle
ploopology - time saving star signs for the braindead
2007-05-31 20:55:00 posted by ploop also on humor blogs We hate astrologers. Every single one of the money grabbing charlatans oozes round the globe stealing hard earned money from the vulnerable. Frankly they’re scum. So ploop’s joining them - after all, there’s money to be made. So, Ploopology continues - the weekly slot of quick, at-a-glance ... More About: Time , Signs , Star , Braindead , Brain
Bad exam results sorted
2007-05-31 20:35:00 posted by ploop as seen on humor blogs! TechTags Plugin [ exam grades | results | revision | axams | plooptionary ] © %FIRST - get over to the plooptionary for more glass half empty content. More About: Results , Exam , Sort , Result
Oh my goodness - ploop TV goes live
More articles from this author:2007-05-29 13:20:00 Posted by ploop Don’t forget to pop into humor blogs for some fine and funny blogs When I write ploop TV - my jaw aches as I’m in such a blue funk. I loathe the way TV prostitutes the desperate to get viewers. It’s cyncal wankery - make out that you really care by doing ... More About: Live , Good , Ness , Goodness , Loop 1, 2, 3, 4 |
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