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belief in ghosts - open source
2007-05-11 11:06:00 I throw out the following graph to the great readership to ponder over. Remember, there’s a chance your suggestions might make it into the book (should we publish) - if you have a problem with this then don’t post and don’t forget, GodTube hates you. If the y axis is increasing belief in ghosts what increases ... More About: Open Source , Ghosts , Open , Source , Open-Source
Animal pychics - nutters?
2007-05-11 10:13:00 I must admit to being royally dicked off that http://www.humour-blogs.com never see fit to mention the plooptionary even though it rates rather highly on the right sidebar of the site. Anyone got any simple gags that could convince them otherwise? TechTags Plugin [ psychics | animals | pets | pet psychics | paranormal ] © %FIRST ... More About: Animal
Estate agents - sorted
2007-05-10 17:02:00 Well … another day, another submission! This time TFI’s had a creative morning: TechTags Plugin [ realtors | estate agents | cars | mini cooopers ] © %FIRST - get over to the plooptionary for more glass half empty content. More About: Estate , Agents , Sort , Stat , Estate Agents
The Office Hierarchy - sorted by Dolores
2007-05-09 10:54:00 Look like Dolor es spent last night on the gin as she’s fired us another diagram. Mighty fine it is too … © %FIRST - get over to the plooptionary for more glass half empty content. More About: Office , The Office , Sort , Dolores
Tarot - desperation sorted
2007-05-09 10:47:00 TechTags Plugin [ tarot | fortune telling | tarot cards | poker ] © %FIRST - get over to the plooptionary for more glass half empty content. More About: Desperation , Tarot , Sort
ploopology - stealing hard cash from the vulnerable
2007-05-08 14:51:00 We hate astrologers. Every single one of the money grabbing charlatans oozes round the globe stealing hard earned money from the vulnerable. Frankly they’re scum. So ploop’s joining them - after all, there’s money to be made. Gradually we’ll be providing bespoke ‘executive stars’ - quick, at a glance, star readings for business men with ... More About: Hard , Teal , Cash , Steal , The V
Bank holiday weekend with children
2007-05-08 10:45:00 It’s been a public holiday weekend here in the UK - hence the lack of posts. But hey, we’re back and kicking off with a graph that defines my long weekend and suitability as a parent. © %FIRST - get over to the plooptionary for more glass ... More About: Children , Holiday , Weekend , Child , Bank
Cartoon skiing
2007-05-04 10:06:00 © %FIRST - get over to the plooptionary for more glass half empty content. More About: Cartoon , Cart , Skiing
Open source ploop science
2007-05-03 13:02:00 OK, I’m far too busy watching and posting over at God tube today so my usual prolific posting rate might be a little down. By the way - Godtube has just taught me the difference between truth and deception. It took 56 seconds and now I’m a far better man and I didn’t feel remotely patronised ... More About: Science , Open Source , Open , Source
ploop publishing
2007-05-03 12:59:00 I’d like to let readers and commenters here know that there is someone silly enough in the world of publishing to think the ploop science graphs could be make into a book. Yep, I’ve had an approach from someone who clearly enjoyed themselves too much in the 60s who thinks the graphs could well make either ... More About: Publishing , Publish , Shin , Loop
The urge to SMS your ex - science from Dolores
2007-05-03 12:40:00 We’ve received a graph from Dolor es which I’m sure readers will agree is a fine addition to the plooptionary. Dolores broke all the rules by insisting that the graph be posted with supplementary notes. Having being through the correct referral channels and accepting that Dolores might be behind the power curve on this one … we’ve ... More About: Science , The U , Urge
Summer science
2007-05-02 11:42:00 I’m now on humor blogs too! © %FIRST - get over to the plooptionary for more glass half empty content. More About: Science , Summer
Nasty God Squad TV - aren?t they supposed to be Christians?
2007-05-02 11:23:00 Just when you start feeling comfortable in your own cosmopolitan bubble - you know the score … you don’t believe there are too many racists or homophobics around, you’ve convinced youself that the far right must be “joking” with their bullshit, you are confident that people only watch American Idol to be ironic - this ... More About: God , Christians , Chris , Nasty , Quad
Fashion - who understands it?
2007-05-01 15:17:00 Inspired by the magnificent Charlie Brooker in the Guardian © %FIRST - get over to the plooptionary for more glass half empty content. More About: Fashion , Understand , Under , Stand , Fash
The public inquiry - sham science?
2007-05-01 10:20:00 © %FIRST - get over to the plooptionary for more glass half empty content. More About: Science , Public , Public Inquiry , Sham
ploop TV
2007-05-01 10:09:00 ploop TV - Desperate multimedia mashup of the future. Red is the colour of cool, man. Fox News - rolling 24 hour simulcast with BBC News 24. In a propesterous clamour for the yoof vote, leading republican cheerleader Arnold ‘lets bomb the foreigners’ Bush agrees to star in ’Red is the colour of cool, man’. Four illiterate gang ... More About: Loop
Open Source Ploop Science
2007-04-30 11:55:00 It’s very simple. The y axis is the increasingly likelihood that Mr or Mrs X has a very clean car - so what do you think the X axis is all about? I look forward to your comments - the best answer will, no doubt, be showered with compliments from like minded peers. ... More About: Science , Open Source , Open , Source , Open-Source
decaff coffee - the conspiracy
2007-04-30 11:51:00 © %FIRST - get over to the plooptionary for more glass half empty content. More About: Coffee , Conspiracy , Cons , Caff , The Con
ploop believers ?
2007-04-30 11:14:00 Proof, in the form of two good reviews landing in the ploop inbox, that the world is not entirely full of idiots has half filled me with cheer this morning. We all know we’re the last of a dying breed - the cynics, the lovers of words, truth, morality and the arts. But we can ... More About: Blog , Ever , Believe , Believers , Loop
ploopology - lancing the rancid boil of mystics
2007-04-29 20:24:00 As well known mystics, we’ve taken it upon ourselves to offer some of our star spotting wisdom with readers here. Not much sharing you understand - that would be commercial suicide - just the odd bit. Those wanting the full, bare arsed truth about their desparate little lives will need email me at ploop at ... More About: Ology , Rancid , Loop , Myst , Polo
Rap - sorted
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