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Useful extremism?
2008-05-21 12:15:00 © %FIRST - get over to the plooptionary for more graphical humour based on the worldwide idiocy pandemic ... More About: Extremism
Twitter - offering ?mobile? democracy?
2008-05-12 10:49:00 I’ve been pootling around on twitter for a while now. I like it. In fact, you can follow me here. Not that I’d recommend it, as I just update with drivel. But, as an immediate way for people to update it’s superb. Here’s why; you don’t have to have a computer. ... More About: Mobile , Democracy , Twitter
Britney, Paris, flies and cakes
2008-05-07 11:51:00 © %FIRST - get over to the plooptionary for more graphical humour based on the worldwide idiocy pandemic ... More About: Cakes , Britney , Paris , Flies
Hi, I?m a bottled water bigot!
2008-05-06 16:33:00 I know, I know. I really should be blogging about Labour’s collapse in the UK. It’s really desperate. The only party (likely to be elected) with heart and they blow it. Now, all the closet tories who’ve been too worried of showing their colours are starting to look smug. ... More About: Water , Bottled Water , Bigot
Pimping on Twitter
2008-05-04 01:59:00 It a very bleak day for London, very bleak # @fuelmyblog Kevin, I think it’s dreadful news. Send Labour a message sure, but Boris? A bad day for London # © ... More About: Twitter
Pimping on Twitter
2008-05-03 01:59:00 homophobic +racist +not in touch with the public = the (likely) new London mayor. How very depressing # © %FIRST - get over to the plooptionary for more graphical humour ... More About: Twitter
Pimping on Twitter
2008-05-02 01:59:00 going crazy trying to use a network printer on vista # Getting anxious that a mop-haired idiot might be left to run our capital city # © %FIRST - get over to ... More About: Twitter
Don?t shout, you sound weak
2008-05-01 14:05:00 © %FIRST - get over to the plooptionary for more graphical humour based on the worldwide idiocy pandemic ... More About: Sound , Shout
Glamourous with dirty knickers?
2008-04-30 14:34:00 Just a theory ok, just a theory. At university I used to know a girl who was convinced she could tell, by the shape of someone’s lips, how often they showered. Of course we never got to find out if her theory was correct as I wasn’t in the business of asking people ... More About: Dirty , Glamourous , Knickers
Pimping on Twitter
2008-04-30 01:59:00 Alleged price fixing amongst top consumer brands … there’s a surpriseQ # I need to learn not to get so upset by bad grammar in sms # remembering how much fun it is to write about monsters over on http://tinyurl.com/yyzkn5 # I’m hitting snooze on @scobeilzer. You can hit snooze too at http://twittersnooze.com/ # I’m hitting snooze on @Scobleizer ... More About: Twitter
man, your jewellery tells me you can?t spell
2008-04-29 11:02:00 Hoorah, it’s sweeping generalisations time. Sure there are exceptions to every rule, but they just spoil the fun. I have an issue with jewellery on men. A wedding ring is fine - but stop there. I can only speak for the UK here which might render the following graph obsolete for ... More About: Jewellery , Tells , Spell
Pimping on Twitter
2008-04-29 01:59:00 Enjoying the humour of researching for an article I am writing on migraines … while suffering myself from a migraine at the same time # Enjoying the humour of researching for an article I am writing on migraines … while suffering myself from a migraine at the same time # ... More About: Twitter
Summer sun and the opposite sex
2008-04-28 13:06:00 Being born British is often no bad thing. However, it often means you live in Britain and I believe it has the worst weather in the world … yesterday I wore, at different parts of the day a wooly hat, a rain mack, and shorts. But who gives a flying turd about that? ... More About: Summer , Opposite
Pimping on Twitter
2008-04-28 01:59:00 lets get funky by james brown is now the only tune that will sent our 11 month old to sleep … I’m getting heartily fed up of it! # © %FIRST ... More About: Twitter
Twitter Updates
2008-04-26 01:59:00 Worried the tax man might notice i’ve employed my dog as a cleaner # this pm - a bottle of malt then off to speak urdu # © %FIRST - get over ... More About: Updates , Twitter
Drink allows me to speak ANY foreign language!
2008-04-25 10:50:00 Rigorous research on wine tasting trips in France have led to the following graph. There is not a language ploop can’t converse in following a couple of liveners in a bar! Welcome by the way to visitors from alltop (a great resource for lots of humour, and other, pages). ... More About: Drink , Language , Foreign , Speak
Science - a plooptionary take
2008-04-24 14:16:00 We love science. We love ‘we are scientists’. We eat science books. We eat science. But, mixed with certain other concerning impulses like corporate greed, science becomes a sneaky little bully. Science turns into the kid who sends unsolicited corrective shoes to his school teacher. ...
It?s all in the cards ?
2008-04-23 13:24:00 There’s more chance of ploop injecting lighter fuel into his eye lids to get on television that him going to a fortune teller. If you disagree with the below then please drop me from your favourites … you are not welcome and our relationship really needs to end here. It’s not you, it’s me ... More About: Cards
All is emptiness
2008-04-22 10:29:00 If you’ve come here from the incredibly clever and enjoyable Daily Monster then I apologise if this blog is a let down! > © %FIRST - get over to the ...
plooptionary best of ? part one
2008-04-21 11:22:00 A short post for those of you too new media to be able to simply read posts. Below is a plooptionary video with music and everything … short of the red button an wii functionality, it’s cutting edge. Fact. If I cocked up above then you can try the following ... More About: Part
Stupidity graph
2008-04-21 10:41:00 Stupidity on its own has a certain charm, it borders on cute. However, offer up a shot of stupidity to a man in power and you’ve got problems. If that shot of stupidity is so large, you find yourself with George Bush. So, please find my graph exploring the issue. If ... More About: Stupidity , Graph
Oil - revisited
2008-04-18 13:20:00 Help me whore my ass by visiting humor blogs or even here “> © %FIRST - get over to the plooptionary for more graphical humour based on the worldwide idiocy pandemic ...
Golfers - the devil?s own clagnuts?
2008-04-17 16:13:00 I wonder if those friendly people at humor blogs enjoy golf? “>a> More About: Devil , The Devil
Politicians really care ? honest
2008-04-16 11:16:00 As seen, now and then, on humor blogs More About: Politicians , Care , Honest
The Science of Idiocy
2008-04-15 11:15:00 © %FIRST - get over to the plooptionary for more graphical humour based on the worldwide idiocy pandemic ... More About: Science , Idiocy
Rubbish TV -The Science
2008-04-14 20:54:00 © %FIRST - get over to the plooptionary for more graphical humour based on the worldwide idiocy pandemic ... More About: Science , Rubbish
Come on bigots - have your say
2007-11-01 18:29:00 I must say, after finding GodTube, I never thought I’d find a finer place to hang out and laugh. If I could take a pill so that every time I wanted to I could play the ‘Bananas prove God’s existence’ clip whenever I felt down, I would! Then, in a moment of idleness, I happened ...
Come on bigots - have your say
2007-11-01 18:29:00 I must say, after finding GodTube, I never thought I’d find a finer place to hang out and laugh. If I could take a pill so that every time I wanted to I could play the ‘Bananas prove God’s existence’ clip whenever I felt down, I would! Then, in a moment of idleness, I happened ...
The heat is on ?
2007-10-31 17:16:00 On the recommendation of the great Lord I am going to try a little experiment. I’m going to tag this post with some neatly chosen porn words to see how many floating porn surfers I can capture! More About: Heat
The heat is on ?
More articles from this author:2007-10-31 17:16:00 On the recommendation of the great Lord I am going to try a little experiment. I’m going to tag this post with some neatly chosen porn words to see how many floating porn surfers I can capture! More About: Heat 1, 2, 3, 4 |
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