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WINSTON CHURCHILL ON ISLAM
2008-07-17 16:39:00 Winston Churchill On Islam “How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy. The effects are apparent in many countries. Improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce, ... More About: Winston Churchill , Winston
BOMBSHELL: NYT-KRISTOF: TAPE OF OBAMA CHANTING MUSLIM CALL TO PRAYER
2008-07-17 01:14:00 http://oldatlanticlighthouse.wordpress.co m/2008/07/15/kristof-new-york-times-has-t ape-obama-muslim-prayer-arabic/ URGENT RED ROCKET — FLASH!! http://oldatlanticlighthouse.wordpress.co m/2008/07/15/kristof-new-york-times-has-t ape-obama-muslim-prayer-arabic/ EDITOR’S NOTE: When (not if) this tape pans out, it is the end of Mr. Barry Hussein Obama ’s campaign. What’s bad is — Hillary will take his place. Al Czervic Technorati tags: OBAMA, NEW YORK TIMES, TAPE, KRISTOL, MUSLIM, PRAYER CHANT More About: Muslim , Prayer , Call
DICK GROPES BOOBS
2008-07-17 00:27:00 -Comedian Andy Dick was arrested this morning by California cops on drug and sexual battery charges. Dick, 42, was nabbed around 2 AM in a Riverside County parking lot after he allegedly groped the breasts of a 17-year-old girl and then pulled the teen’s tank top and bra down, exposing her breasts (the incident ...
CONVICT GETS 23 YEARS FOR EYE STABBING
2008-07-16 20:24:00 An inmate convicted of stabbing another inmate in the eye, blinding him, was sentenced to 23 years in state prison, the Broome County District Attorney?s Office announced. Eddie M. Robinson, 40, was sentenced today in Broome County Court by Judge Patrick H. Mathews. A jury in March said Robinson stabbed Eddie Brabham in the eye ... More About: Years
LEFTIE MEDIA BEDMATES
2008-07-16 15:17:00 EDITOR’S NOTES: We’re putting up three of our favorite cartoons gleaned of the course of a couple of years today just as a break from the tedium of text. Enjoy. Al Czervic More About: Media
TERRORISTS AND THE PRESS
2008-07-16 15:06:00 click the pic to enlarge More About: Press , Terrorists , The Press
THE REAL OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE
2008-07-15 19:07:00 EDITOR’S NOTES: Thanks to the wonderful software of GIMP (Photoshop is so blasé), we’ve uncovered the real Obama birth certificate. Let the whining commence. CLICK THE PIC TO ENLARGE. Al Czervic. More About: Real , Birth
SARAH PALIN: MY KIND OF GOV AND VP
2008-06-08 23:31:00 EDITORS NOTES: Today the Catskill Commentator endorses Sarah Palin, R-AK, Governor, for Vice President of the United States. Below is a photo of Mrs. Palin, a soldier mom and qualified marksperson, bagging a deer. Now that’s my kind of executive. Read the link on the right for more Palin info and to support Mrs. Sarah Palin. ...
EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE GAS STRIKE
2008-06-08 22:27:00 EDITORS NOTES: From Geology.com, who quotes various government and university sources.. Marcellus Shale - Appalachian Basin Natural Gas Play New research results surprise everyone on the potential of this well-known Devonian black shale. Super Giant Field in the Appalachians? A few years ago every geologist involved in Appalachian Basin oil and gas knew about the Devonian black shale ... More About: Strike
500 TRILLION CUBIC FEET OF GAS
2008-06-08 22:17:00 A Fredonia State College professor helped unearth findings that suggest more than 500 trillion cubic feet of natural gas lies within the Marcellus black shale that stretches from New York through West Virginia. Since 1999, geology professor Gary Lash has been studying the fracturing of rock formations. His early research on the region, aided by ... More About: Feet , Cubic
THE CATSKILL HILLBILLIES ? CLEAR GOLD ?HUGE SUPPLY OF NAT GAS TO BE TAKEN F
2008-06-07 16:28:00 THE BALLAD OF CATSKILL JACK Come and listen to a story ’bout a man named Jack Poor Mountain man barely kept his farm intact. Then one day he was sittin’ on his [BLEEP] And up thru the ground came a-bubblin’ gas – (methane that is — CH4 — Catskill Cash) Well the first thing you know, Ol’ Jack’s got ... More About: Gold , Clear , Huge
HILLARY CLINTON MONUMENT
2008-06-07 14:07:00 RECEIVED VIA EMAIL: Dear Friend: We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise $5,000,000 for a monument of Hillary Clinton ’s heroic stand under Bosnian sniper fire. We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces. We then decided to erect a statue ... More About: Monument
KNOCK KNOCK, PIZZA MAN –OR AD SHARK
2008-06-06 14:44:00 Papa John’s Pizza has finally realized that mailing millions of pizza coupon leaflets to the American public is not the most effective marketing strategy. With the creative expertise of Quorum/Nazca Saatchi & Saatchi, Papa John’s has taken an innovative approach to directing marketing with its deceiving faux delivery boy & pizza appearing at your doorstep. The optical illusion actually works by affixing a sticker right below the door’s peephole with the image. Already the winner of the Gold Lion for the best use of alternative media in direct marketing at the Cannes Advertising Festival, this marketing strategy is sure to stick with consumers. CREDIT AD AGE MAGAZINE. EDITOR’S NOTES: Think of the comedic potential of this gag: You hear a knock, you look through the peeper, and there’s Samuel L. Jackson holding a huge gun, or Joe Pesci, or a guy in a gorilla suit, or Gorbachev. Heheheheh.. Hey Harry, let me call the printer… Al Czervic More About: Shark , Knock
WHAT?S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?
2008-06-05 22:19:00 A: A female pickle appears to be sucking the top stem of a male appearing vegetable as some fluid is poured on the stem. B: The female chili pepper is flashing a breast and nipple. C: An S/M Pickle is abusing an onion. D: A braless pickle is brandishing a whip. E: Varous signeage==Nude Chilis, Fresh and Peeled, F: Have ... More About: Picture , Wrong
VEGGIE PORN AT BURGER KING??
2008-06-05 12:58:00 EDITORS NOTES: As the kids say on the internet: WFT, (or is it WTF?) Welcome to Amsterdam, folks. What’s next for the US advertising? The Village People taking cucumbers to a higher level? It’s not that we’re prudes, the artwork is good, and if this were to be published as a satire in, let’s say ... More About: Burger , King , Burger King
ILLINOIS MAYOR POSTS ANTI-PFLEGER SIGN
2008-06-04 15:04:00 Village of Crestwood Mayor Robert Stranczek is speaking out against controversial St. Sabina priest Michael Pfleger, and doing so in an interesting way. Despite the fact that the southwest suburb is miles from St. Sabina’s, Stranczek had the sign outside Crestwood’s town hall changed to read, “Cardinal George Excommunicate Father Pfleger.” Stranczek said that as ... More About: Illinois , Sign , Posts , Anti
BULLET PROOF CLOTHING HIT IN MEXICO
2008-06-04 14:52:00 Mexico has seen a huge surge in violence recently as the government attempts to crack down on the nation’s powerful drug cartels. This year alone, nearly 1,400 people have been killed in drug-related shootings. Mexico also has a kidnapping problem and high levels of car theft and street crime. For a Colombian clothing maker ... More About: Clothing , Mexico , Proof , Bullet
OLBERMAN HIT WITH TAX WARRANT #4
2008-06-04 14:21:00 While MSNBC flacks spin Page Six with their non-denial denials, Olbermann Watch continues to unearth more outstanding judgements against Olbermann for delinquent taxes. Olbermann Watch has now confirmed that in 2003 the New York City Finance Department socked Keith’s “Empire” with a $46,055 judgement for failure to pay taxes to New York City. The judgement, since ...
FATHER PFLEGER CHUCKED BY CARDINAL
2008-06-04 00:04:00 EDITOR’S NOTES: It’s about time! CBS 2 News has learned that Francis Cardinal George is temporarily removing Father Michael Pfleger from his position as pastor of St. Sabina Roman Catholic Church on Chicago’s South Side. CBS 2 Chief Correspondent Jay Levine reports the move comes after several days of deliberation and consultation by the Cardinal, who ...
GOODBYE HILDEBEAST- AND GOOD RIDDANCE
2008-06-03 18:37:00 EDITOR’S NOTES: There’s a Brut Magnum of bubbly chilling for tonight’s “I Congratulate the nominee but I’m still in the race” bullshit speech from Hildebeast Clinton. Party time party time. The Wicked Witch has finally bitten the Big One as we predicted months ago. She — like the stunned cobra –is scotched but can still ... More About: Good , Goodbye , Good Riddance
IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE?
2008-06-03 14:01:00 SLICK WILLY CALLS VANITY FAIR COLUMNIST ‘SCUMBAG’ President Clinton is hopping mad about Vanity Fair’s recent hit piece by writer Todd Purdum. Reportedly, Clinton was asked by a reporter at a South Dakota event for his take on the story. Clinton is quoted as calling Purdum ?sleazy,? ?dishonest,? ?slimy,? and a ?scumbag.” Clinton added that Purdum, ...
ATTENTION SLEUTHS-AMBUSH JOURNALISTS?
2008-06-03 04:57:00 This $128 video camera is the size of a pack of gum. I imagine you could fit it in an empty gum pack and cut a little hole in the wrapper. ? Features: Built-in Memory Mini Gum Camera Recorder? Camera size: 7.3 x 2.0 x 1.1 cm? Weight: 18 g? Real Time camera recording in ... More About: Attention , Journalists , Ambush
PRESS-SUN BLOGS: FUGGIDABOWDIT
2008-06-03 03:50:00 EDITOR’S NOTES: Roger Thornhill: I gave the new blogs at the Binghamton Press /Sun Bulletin a month of my time, and about 70 postings. A couple of interesting people there, but very very few. A couple of posers/agitators from BU, and the Bingo Public Library, and a troubled-rich-kids expensive private school, but that’s all. The “official’ ... More About: Blogs
Obama Uses Police Memorial for Porta Potties
2008-06-02 12:49:00 “…FOR THOSE OF YOU DEFENDING THIS ACT BY SAYING, “ITS NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL”, “ITS ONLY A PIECE OF GROUND”, HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF I TOOK A BIG DUMP ON YOUR MOTHER’S GRAVESTONE. WOULD THAT SOMEHOW BE DIFFERENT?”–commenter on story… This photo by Officer Thomas Brennan shows the porta potties setup on the ... More About: Police , Obama , Memorial
OBAMA OFFERS HILLY CABINET POST TO QUIT
2008-06-01 15:30:00 EDITORIAL: The journals are rockin’ today with insider news that the BO campaign has quietly offered The Sniper Dodger a cabinet post in exchange for her withdrawal from the race. Obama is already showing his propensity to appease, by offering Hillary a cabinet position just to soothe her hurt feelings. Can we expect Obama as President ... More About: Post , Offers , Quit , Cabinet
MCCLELLAN?S CLOSET
2008-05-31 14:08:00 EDITOR’S NOTE: Taken in it’s entirety from Patrick Conlon’s excellent blog “BornAgainRedNeck” McClellan’s closet full of skeltons Did Scott McClellan Give Jeff Gannon Special Access? James Guckert, who prefers the nom de plume of Jeff Gannon, is the ex-hooker and sometime White House “reporter ” who got rejected for press credentials by Congress but somehow enjoyed extraordinary ... More About: Closet
SUSAN SURRENDERDON SAYS SHE?LL MOVE
2008-05-31 11:13:00 THE CATSKILL COMMENTATOR’S EDITOR’S NOTES: Ms. Surrenderdon said the same thing when Bush 43 was reelected. Can you say ‘liar’ kiddies? What a sorry loser. I’ll really miss Ole’ Golf Ball Eyes .. NOT. Al Czervic SUSAN SARANDON, who appeared in three films last year and won kudos for her TV movie “Bernard and Doris,” is ... More About: Move , Susan
WHEN WILL OBAMA VISIT IRAQ?
2008-05-29 14:34:00 Dear Vets for Freedom members:On Friday, Vets for Freedom PAC released an advertisement featuring Iraq war veteran Sergeant Garrett Anderson. The ad points out that Senator Obama was unwilling to meet with Illinois veterans, has never met with General Petraeus, and hasn?t visited Iraq in over two years. The facts are the facts, and the ... More About: Visit
MAURICE HINCHEY-NY?S TED KENNEDY
More articles from this author:2008-05-28 23:43:00 www.DiscoverTheNetwork.orgDate: 5/28/2008 5:39:00 PM MAURICE HINCHEY Congressman representing the 22nd District of New York, the Catskills Member of the radical Progressive Caucus, with ?one of the most liberal voting records in the House? Gave support to domestic terrorists who attacked a U.S. military facility Provided propaganda for Communist FARC guerrillas in Colombia Taxpayer-funded Cornell University is his single biggest campaign donor Maurice Hinchey ... More About: Kennedy , Ted Kennedy 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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