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LATE NIGHT TED KENNEDY JOKES
2008-05-18 11:38:00 EDITOR’S JOKES: Presented for your approval, in light of these trying times at the Kennedy Compound, these canards to brighten your otherwise dull day and bring some levity to your seizure: Yes, the sign is fake, but Ted is real…. “Hillary Clinton was shown at a bar in Indiana drinking a beer, and doing a shot of ... More About: Jokes , Night , Ted Kennedy , Late
MIDDLETOWN SOLDIER AWARDED ARMY COMMENDATION MEDAL
2008-05-17 20:25:00 He was late for work, or he wouldn?t even have mentioned it. Gladys Maina and Army Capt. Dan Tower (right) present a commendation medal to Sgt. Daniel Anderson. Anderson, a combat vet, rescued Maina from her wrecked car in February. By Heather Yakin Times Herald-Record May 17, 2008 MIDDLETOWN ? Smoke was filling Gladys Maina’s car, and ... More About: Medal , Soldier , Middletown
TED KENNEDY FLOWN TO HOSPITAL?STROKE
2008-05-17 18:19:00 BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING at 12:15 PM, scooping the Daily Star and the Binghamton Press again! DETAILS HERE———– More About: Hospital , Kennedy , Ted Kennedy , Stroke
Protected: INSIDE THE DAILY STAR ?HOW LIBERAL COLLEGES CORRUPT NEWS MEDIA A
2008-05-17 17:40:00 There is no excerpt because this is a protected post. More About: News , Media , Daily , Liberal , Star
SURPRISE, DEMS: HOUSING MARKET UP 8 %
2008-05-17 13:27:00 Construction of new homes posted the biggest increase in more than two years in April. ... The Commerce Department reported Friday that housing construction rose by 8.2 percent in April to a seasonally adjusted annual rate of 1.03 million units. ... The strength in housing construction in April came entirely from a huge increase in apartment construction, ... More About: Market , Housing
BARRY LIES AGAIN- CLAIMS NO ONE CLAPPED
2008-05-17 13:18:00 “And I have to say, that when I delivered that speech, the room got really quiet.” Barack “Barry ” Obama More About: Claims , Lies
CLINTON CAMPAIGN: IT?S OVER?.
2008-05-17 13:10:00 NBC’s Andrea Mitchell: “Clinton Campaign acknowledges that it’s over…” VIDEO CLIP: http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=97073 EDITOR’S NOTES: About time the bearded hag got the hell out. When 80 percent of the country despises a candidate, that person isn’t going to win any beauty prizes. Goodbye and good riddance. Don’t let the Lincoln Bedroom door hit you on your ample rump ...
WHAT HARTWICK LIBERALS BELIEVE
2008-05-16 21:53:00 Technorati tags: HARTWICK COLLEGE, ONEONTA NEWSPAPER, ONEONTA, NEW YORK, LIBERALS, DEMOCRATS, THE DAILY STAR, EGGHEADS More About: Liberals
THE DAILY STAR - DANGER! BLOGGERS AHEAD!
2008-05-16 21:38:00 EDITOR’S NOTES: Originally published by the Catskill Chronicle (predecessor to The Catskill Commentator) 2 years ago, but relevent today. INVESTORS WANTED TO RAISE STOCK ISSUE FOR PURCHASE OF CURRENT STAR FROM CNHI. CONTACT rthornhill@journalist.com in complete confidentiality. Technorati tags: THE DAILY STAR, ONEONTA, ONEONTA NEWSPAPER, CNHI, NEWPAPER, PUBLISHING, FISH WRAPPER, BIRDCAGE LINER ... More About: Daily , Star , Bloggers , Danger , Ahead
NY DAILY NEWS: WHY TERROR THUGS LIKE BARACK
2008-05-16 12:31:00 EDITOR’S NOTES: This screamer headline from today’s New York Daily News , one of the most liberal unionista newspapers on the planet! Coupled with their lead headline story, “Barack ’s Kumbaya Foreign Policy Dangerous “. I wouldn’t believe it if I hadn’t seen it with my own peepers. The Daily News is throwing Barry under the subway. He’s ... More About: Terror
BARRY?S SWEETIE PROBLEM
2008-05-16 11:42:00 If the media truly are not more gender than race biased, then Barack Obama’s remarks on the campaign trail in Pennsylvania this week should get as much coverage as Hillary Clinton’s remark about Martin Luther King and Lyndon Johnson. While flirting with female factory workers in Allentown, he called one “sweetie,” a paternalistic way to address ... More About: Problem , Barry
RUSSKI SUB IN BALTIC
2008-05-16 02:34:00 EDITOR’S NOTES: This is a Russian Boomer SSBN off the coast of a popular Baltic beach. For size, note the dots atop the “sail” of the enormous vessel. The dots are lookouts. Technorati tags: RUSSIAN SUB, RUSSIAN NAVY, USSR, RUSSIA, MILITARY, NAVY, SUBMARINE, BALTIC, NUCLEAR MISSILE SUBMARINE
CLANDESTINE CAMO COUCH
2008-05-12 23:08:00 EDITOR’S NOTES: Don’t you just hate it when the sofa sneaks up on you while your back is turned? More About: Clandestine , Couch
MOSHE READS AN ARAB NEWSPAPER
2008-05-12 15:29:00 A story is told of a Jewish man who was riding on the subway reading an Arab newspaper. A friend of his, who happened to be riding in the same subway car, noticed this strange phenomenom. Very upset, he approached the newspaper reader. “Moshe , have you lost your mind? Why are you reading an Arab newspaper?” Moshe replied, ... More About: Newspaper
NPR SCANDAL IN ST LOUIS: DUI, DOMINATRIX, MINISKIRTS, STALKING
2008-05-11 14:55:00 College decides to investigate public radio station general manager. Apparently this involves stalking allegations, a DUI arrest, strutting about the office in miniskirts, halter tops and a leather dominatrix outfit. Who said NPR was boring? Your tax dollars fund this crap! The University of Missouri-St. Louis is looking into questions surrounding the management and accounting practices ... More About: Scandal , Stalking , St Louis
TOM CRUISE MELTS DOWN IN VALKYRIE
2008-05-11 13:39:00 Yesterday, the troubled Tom Cruise /Nazi vehicle Valkyrie got pushed back ? for a second time ? from October to February 2009. MGM is painting the film’s new release date as a golden holiday-weekend opportunity for the $90-million-plus historical drama, but it goes without saying this is beyond bullshit; no amount of spin from any of ...
FIVE FATAL HILLARY CAMPAIGN MISTAKES
2008-05-10 23:13:00 TIME.COM has a post-mortem in the latest online edition: 1. She misjudged the mood 2. She didn’t master the rules 3. She underestimated the caucus states 4. She relied on old money 5. She never counted on a long haul Read the full details here… And now, Roger Thornhill’s and Al Czervic’s five reasons John McCain will win decisively in November: 5. ... More About: Campaign , Hillary , Fatal
GREAT TITS COPE WELL WITH WARMING
2008-05-10 21:56:00 Great tits cope well with warming That’s the headline for this BBC story, which reports: “At least one of Britain’s birds appears to be coping well as climate change alters the availability of a key food. Researchers found that great tits are laying eggs earlier in the spring than they used to, keeping step with the ... More About: Great , Tits , Cope
R.I.P. THE CLINTON CAMPAIGN
2008-05-10 00:25:00 EDITOR’S NOTES: Let’s hope and pray it’s not a George Romero film redux as “The Return of the Night of the Living Dead. Enough Clinton s, already!. Al Czervic Technorati tags: CLINTONS, BARAK OBAMA, BARRY OBAMA, CAMPAIGN, ELECTION, TOMBSTONE More About: Campaign
MYTH BUSTED: NEXT DECADE= ?NO WARMING?
2008-05-09 22:13:00 FROM THE EXALTED MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE, THE BBC: The Earth’s temperature may stay roughly the same for a decade, as natural climate cycles enter a cooling phase, scientists have predicted. A new computer model developed by German researchers, reported in the journal Nature, suggests the cooling will counter greenhouse warming. ... Other climate scientists have welcomed the ... More About: Busted , Myth
BREAKING: TOP ALQADA CAUGHT IN IRAQ
2008-05-08 23:30:00 FLASH FLASH RED ROCKET URGENT The leader of al-Qaida in Iraq , Abu Ayyub al-Masri, was arrested in the northern city of Mosul, the Iraqi Defense Ministry spokesman said Thursday. Spokesman Mohammed al-Askari said the arrest of al-Masri, also known as Abu Hamza al-Muhajir, was confirmed to him by the Iraqi commander of the province. There was no ... More About: Caught , Breaking
FANTASTIC RUSSIAN SCI-FI ART
2008-05-08 23:15:00 EDITOR’S NOTES: From an excellent steampunk oriented art site well worth exploring we offer the following Russian Cold War science fiction art. VIEW MORE GREAT ART I can grok it. Roger Thornhill
THE BASS-0-MATIC
2008-05-08 22:22:00 Dan Aykroyd is a born salesman. He’s got the relentless patter of an auctioneer, looks completely at home in a patterned suit and grins like a huckster who’s got you in the palm of his hand. I actually want to buy a blended bass after watching this video, which is probably why Aykroyd’s pitchman ... More About: Bass
OBAMA?S PAL AND CONTRIBUTOR-AYERS
2008-05-08 16:32:00 Mr. Bill Ayers, Terrorist/Bomber/Chicago Professor. “Guilty as hell, free as a bird?America is a great country,” –Bill Ayers EDITOR’S NOTE to Mr. Bill Ayers: Walk down my driveway and stomp the flag I have on the wall of my barn. Please. I double dog-dare you. Al “Fire one for range and effect” Czervic. Read more about Obama ’s pal and ...
GOODBYE AND GOOD RIDDANCE
2008-05-08 13:42:00 EDITOR’S NOTES: Let’s hope the Hag from Hope is finally out of the Prez battle. Unfortunately we continue to suffer from Hillary’s incompetance here in New York. And she’s cancelled talk show and live appearances… Spin your way out of this one, Hildebeast. This is the end –doo doo doo doo (Jim Morrison). — Al ... More About: Good , Goodbye , Good Riddance
UNADILLA PEDOPHILE TRIAL SCHEDULED
2008-05-08 12:57:00 Americo “Tony” Martinucci’s state sexual-abuse trial is back on the July trial calendar after the state Appellate Division denied a motion for leave to appeal. Martinucci’s attorney, Terence Kindlon, applied to appeal a state appeals court decision that double jeopardy does not apply. Delaware County District Attorney Richard Northrup said Tuesday that Kindlon’s bid to continue ... More About: Trial
DEBKA: BOLTON URGES IRAN STRIKE
2008-05-08 01:12:00 Bolton: US air strikes on Iran would be major step towards Iraq victory May 7, 2008, 12:19 PM (GMT+02:00) Former American UN ambassador John Bolton said that while a hostile Iranian response harming US interests existed, the damaged inflicted by Tehran would be far higher if Washington took no action. He was quoted by the UK ... More About: Strike , Bolton
A STROKE OF BAD LUCK: JOHN HARTLEY
2008-05-07 22:24:00 EDITORS NOTES: John Hartley , candidate for city coucil, San Diego, has been busted . Read details below. We had to search numerous sources in order to find out that he is a liberal democrat. The mainstream media, including Fox, would not mention his party affiliation, although Hartley has been flaunting same. Why are we ... More About: Stroke , Luck
THE ULTIMATE JEW: JACKIE MASON
2008-05-06 14:59:00 We’ve loved Jackie for years. Mazeltov! VIEW YOU TUBE: Jackie on Obama’s Fraud. Hillary isn’t the only fake running for President. Hillary may be the biggest, but McCain has had his moments and now, Barack tries his hand at insulting our intelligence with this Rev. Wright controversy. I didn’t comment on it 2 weeks ago when ... More About: Ultimate , Jackie Mason , Mason
FIFTY GREATEST COMMERCIAL PARODIES
More articles from this author:2008-05-06 14:44:00 Be prepared to spend some time on this site, with You Tube video of the fifty greatest howlers of all time. Live a little, have a laff, tell your waitress, tell your friends. And before you go, check out this parody of “Jeremiah Wright’s Greatest Hits”, from K-Smell Records. Al Czervic. ... More About: Commercial , Parodies 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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