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BILL PHILLIPS ON HIGH OIL PRICES
2008-07-22 19:48:00 RECEIVED VIA EMAIL: Bill Phillips spent nearly 50 years in the US oil and gas industry; most of his career was with the Phillips Petroleum Company. Bill is a descendant of Frank Phillips. Frank Phillips, along with hisbrother Lee Eldas (L.E.) Phillips, Sr., founded the original Phillips Petroleum Company in 1917 in Bartlesville, OK. Do you ... More About: Prices
I?M A DIMBY ?DRILL IN MY BACKYARD
2008-07-22 18:14:00 LEFT:Well #5, LaRue Farm–Rush, PA EDITORIAL: by Al Czervic Okay, you DONKS, dorks, dweebs, airheads, weedies, knobs, mallrats, weenies, greenies, and other ass-sorted shreds of humanity–LISTEN UP– I, Al Czervic, being of sound mind and capable of whipping your collective butts, do declare: My ten acres of Catskill land is now open for natural gas/oil leasing to ... More About: Drill
Breitbart.tv » McCain Hits ?Wrong About Surge? Message Hard During Obama?s
2008-07-21 18:35:00 McCAIN HITS OBAMA HARD ON SURGE more about “Breitbart.tv » McCain Hits ?Wrong Abo…“, posted with vodpod
NYT REJECTS MCCAIN EDDY?CLINTON SPEECHWRITER MAKES DECISION NOT TO RUN
2008-07-21 18:24:00 EDITORIAL NOTES: McCain’s rejection by Shipley proves the bias in the New York Times. It also proves that they will selectively cover news events to their candidates advantage and exclude that of which they don’t agree. Can you say “freedom of the press” kiddies? A pox on the failing newsroom of the New York Slimes. “All ...
MASSAD AYOOB?S COLUMNS ON HOME/SELF DEFENSE
2008-07-20 21:40:00 Here are a collection of excellent articles by Massad Ayoob, author of many self defense gun books and a police officer for 30 years. If you own a gun, you absolutely must read all of these articles. Al Czervic Preparing gun owners for the short-term future Issue #11 Moderate power firearms Issue #110 Thoughts on ammunition Issue ... More About: Self-Defense
GUN SAVE LIVES IN YORK COUNTY PA
2008-07-20 17:35:00 Man interrupted from beating up two women: “Just shoot me! Go ahead, I dare you! Shoot me!” Passerby with concealed .45: “BANG” Brian Fentiman found himself in the type of situation many of us have thought about and wondered what we would do. He chose to take action and that decision resulted in the death of ...
BEGGARS IN ?FRISCO GET FREE PUBLIC HOUSING
2008-07-20 17:10:00 As much as 75 percent of San Francisco’s “homeless” street panhandlers have a home–in taxpayer-funded housing. What a great way to spend $186 million a year… ... The mayor and others are now admitting what the grand jury reported - that a majority of those on the streets are not homeless. The head of the city’s homeless ... More About: Frisco , Beggars
TOP TEN SONGS OF 1963
2008-07-18 19:49:00 DATELINE: The Mid-Hudson Valley of New York — 50 air miles from The City. THE YEAR: 1963. THE SCENARIO : A transistor radio in a brown leather case on the grass by the city pool. The radio is tuned to the local AM radio station, which just this week decided to play rock and roll ...
OBAMA QUOTE GENERATOR
2008-07-18 17:28:00 EDITOR’S NOTES: Hattip to Pat at BornAgainRedneck Generate a Barack Obama Quote ! “I think it’s time we had a national conversation about immigrants. We need to get past all the assholes and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming focksticks. We need conservatives, not moronic buttswabs. Conservatives are our security. And we need ...
FORGET THE .44, DIRTY HARRY. GET A WASPKNIFE
2008-07-17 17:33:00 SENIOR police officers in the West Midlands have been told to look out for a terrifying new knife capable of instantly ?exploding? its victims and freezing their internal organs. The Metropolitan Police have told colleagues in the West Midlands to be on the lookout for the blade, which is designed to kill sharks and bears. ... More About: Harry
WINSTON CHURCHILL ON ISLAM
2008-07-17 16:39:00 Winston Churchill On Islam “How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy. The effects are apparent in many countries. Improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce, ... More About: Winston
BOMBSHELL: NYT-KRISTOF: TAPE OF OBAMA CHANTING MUSLIM CALL TO PRAYER
2008-07-17 01:14:00 http://oldatlanticlighthouse.wordpress.co m/2008/07/15/kristof-new-york-times-has-t ape-obama-muslim-prayer-arabic/ URGENT RED ROCKET — FLASH!! http://oldatlanticlighthouse.wordpress.co m/2008/07/15/kristof-new-york-times-has-t ape-obama-muslim-prayer-arabic/ EDITOR’S NOTE: When (not if) this tape pans out, it is the end of Mr. Barry Hussein Obama’s campaign. What’s bad is — Hillary will take his place. Al Czervic Technorati tags: OBAMA, NEW YORK TIMES, TAPE, KRISTOL, MUSLIM, PRAYER CHANT
DICK GROPES BOOBS
2008-07-17 00:27:00 -Comedian Andy Dick was arrested this morning by California cops on drug and sexual battery charges. Dick, 42, was nabbed around 2 AM in a Riverside County parking lot after he allegedly groped the breasts of a 17-year-old girl and then pulled the teen’s tank top and bra down, exposing her breasts (the incident ...
CONVICT GETS 23 YEARS FOR EYE STABBING
2008-07-16 20:24:00 An inmate convicted of stabbing another inmate in the eye, blinding him, was sentenced to 23 years in state prison, the Broome County District Attorney?s Office announced. Eddie M. Robinson, 40, was sentenced today in Broome County Court by Judge Patrick H. Mathews. A jury in March said Robinson stabbed Eddie Brabham in the eye ...
LEFTIE MEDIA BEDMATES
2008-07-16 15:17:00 EDITOR’S NOTES: We’re putting up three of our favorite cartoons gleaned of the course of a couple of years today just as a break from the tedium of text. Enjoy. Al Czervic
THE REAL OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE
2008-07-15 19:07:00 EDITOR’S NOTES: Thanks to the wonderful software of GIMP (Photoshop is so blasé), we’ve uncovered the real Obama birth certificate. Let the whining commence. CLICK THE PIC TO ENLARGE. Al Czervic.
SARAH PALIN: MY KIND OF GOV AND VP
2008-06-08 23:31:00 EDITORS NOTES: Today the Catskill Commentator endorses Sarah Palin, R-AK, Governor, for Vice President of the United States. Below is a photo of Mrs. Palin, a soldier mom and qualified marksperson, bagging a deer. Now that’s my kind of executive. Read the link on the right for more Palin info and to support Mrs. Sarah Palin. ...
EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE GAS STRIKE
2008-06-08 22:27:00 EDITORS NOTES: From Geology.com, who quotes various government and university sources.. Marcellus Shale - Appalachian Basin Natural Gas Play New research results surprise everyone on the potential of this well-known Devonian black shale. Super Giant Field in the Appalachians? A few years ago every geologist involved in Appalachian Basin oil and gas knew about the Devonian black shale ... More About: Strike
500 TRILLION CUBIC FEET OF GAS
2008-06-08 22:17:00 A Fredonia State College professor helped unearth findings that suggest more than 500 trillion cubic feet of natural gas lies within the Marcellus black shale that stretches from New York through West Virginia. Since 1999, geology professor Gary Lash has been studying the fracturing of rock formations. His early research on the region, aided by ... More About: Feet , Cubic
THE CATSKILL HILLBILLIES ? CLEAR GOLD ?HUGE SUPPLY OF NAT GAS TO BE TAKEN F
2008-06-07 16:28:00 THE BALLAD OF CATSKILL JACK Come and listen to a story ’bout a man named Jack Poor Mountain man barely kept his farm intact. Then one day he was sittin’ on his [BLEEP] And up thru the ground came a-bubblin’ gas – (methane that is — CH4 — Catskill Cash) Well the first thing you know, Ol’ Jack’s got ... More About: Gold , Clear , Huge
HILLARY CLINTON MONUMENT
2008-06-07 14:07:00 RECEIVED VIA EMAIL: Dear Friend: We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise $5,000,000 for a monument of Hillary Clinton ’s heroic stand under Bosnian sniper fire. We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces. We then decided to erect a statue ... More About: Monument
KNOCK KNOCK, PIZZA MAN –OR AD SHARK
2008-06-06 14:44:00 Papa John’s Pizza has finally realized that mailing millions of pizza coupon leaflets to the American public is not the most effective marketing strategy. With the creative expertise of Quorum/Nazca Saatchi & Saatchi, Papa John’s has taken an innovative approach to directing marketing with its deceiving faux delivery boy & pizza appearing at your doorstep. The optical illusion actually works by affixing a sticker right below the door’s peephole with the image. Already the winner of the Gold Lion for the best use of alternative media in direct marketing at the Cannes Advertising Festival, this marketing strategy is sure to stick with consumers. CREDIT AD AGE MAGAZINE. EDITOR’S NOTES: Think of the comedic potential of this gag: You hear a knock, you look through the peeper, and there’s Samuel L. Jackson holding a huge gun, or Joe Pesci, or a guy in a gorilla suit, or Gorbachev. Heheheheh.. Hey Harry, let me call the printer… Al Czervic More About: Shark , Knock
WHAT?S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?
2008-06-05 22:19:00 A: A female pickle appears to be sucking the top stem of a male appearing vegetable as some fluid is poured on the stem. B: The female chili pepper is flashing a breast and nipple. C: An S/M Pickle is abusing an onion. D: A braless pickle is brandishing a whip. E: Varous signeage==Nude Chilis, Fresh and Peeled, F: Have ... More About: Picture , Wrong
VEGGIE PORN AT BURGER KING??
2008-06-05 12:58:00 EDITORS NOTES: As the kids say on the internet: WFT, (or is it WTF?) Welcome to Amsterdam, folks. What’s next for the US advertising? The Village People taking cucumbers to a higher level? It’s not that we’re prudes, the artwork is good, and if this were to be published as a satire in, let’s say ... More About: Burger , King , Burger King
ILLINOIS MAYOR POSTS ANTI-PFLEGER SIGN
2008-06-04 15:04:00 Village of Crestwood Mayor Robert Stranczek is speaking out against controversial St. Sabina priest Michael Pfleger, and doing so in an interesting way. Despite the fact that the southwest suburb is miles from St. Sabina’s, Stranczek had the sign outside Crestwood’s town hall changed to read, “Cardinal George Excommunicate Father Pfleger.” Stranczek said that as ... More About: Illinois , Sign , Posts , Anti
BULLET PROOF CLOTHING HIT IN MEXICO
2008-06-04 14:52:00 Mexico has seen a huge surge in violence recently as the government attempts to crack down on the nation’s powerful drug cartels. This year alone, nearly 1,400 people have been killed in drug-related shootings. Mexico also has a kidnapping problem and high levels of car theft and street crime. For a Colombian clothing maker ... More About: Clothing , Mexico , Proof , Bullet
OLBERMAN HIT WITH TAX WARRANT #4
2008-06-04 14:21:00 While MSNBC flacks spin Page Six with their non-denial denials, Olbermann Watch continues to unearth more outstanding judgements against Olbermann for delinquent taxes. Olbermann Watch has now confirmed that in 2003 the New York City Finance Department socked Keith’s “Empire” with a $46,055 judgement for failure to pay taxes to New York City. The judgement, since ...
FATHER PFLEGER CHUCKED BY CARDINAL
More articles from this author:2008-06-04 00:04:00 EDITOR’S NOTES: It’s about time! CBS 2 News has learned that Francis Cardinal George is temporarily removing Father Michael Pfleger from his position as pastor of St. Sabina Roman Catholic Church on Chicago’s South Side. CBS 2 Chief Correspondent Jay Levine reports the move comes after several days of deliberation and consultation by the Cardinal, who ... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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