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sick of it
2008-10-22 17:33:00 an open letterto some ofmy co-workersFYIWhen I bring in a bag of tootsie rollsand place them in a container on my deskYes - they are for "everyone"..with in reason of courseSure - I like to share..Take a few...! Enjoy! Have a great day!But when you come in every morningand proceed to jam your face full of candy as ifyou had not eaten in weeks and THEN take handfulsand put them in your pocket for later...I take issue with that.Just so you know..I'm not a fucking soup kitchenIf you're so god damn hungryHave an Eggo waffle in the morning..Stop at McDonald's and grab some McBreakfast...I don't give a shit where you go - just as long as you realizemy desk is not the new all you can eat buffetthanksJen @ casual slack More About: Sick
Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku
2008-10-21 19:34:00 And Now...the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku -The Day-to-Day GrindUnder Paid and OverworkedQuitting - Just a DREAMThank YouIf you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.- the first line five syllables- the second line seven syllables- the third line five syllables More About: Sucks
awarded
2008-10-21 18:46:00 I have been given aMAJOR AWARDfrom Teri the Greatthe rules1) Add the logo of the award to your blog2) Add a link to the person who awarded it to you3) Nominate at least 7 other blogs4) Add links to those blogs on your blogI nominate:1. The bestest blog ever - TWO CAN ANNE2. My soul brother - SOME GUY3. My pally - TERI the GREAT (I don't care if it's against the rules)4. Dickie - DICK SMALL5. She makes me laugh everyday - FONZIE SOX6. Cuz he's WARPED like me - THAT BLUE YAK7. That Funny dude from Colorado! - NOT WORTH CHEWING ..
it's stupid
2008-10-21 03:07:00 What's the deal with that commercial?The one with the couple sitting in bathtubson a beach.. with no plumbingstaring out at the waterpatiently waiting for a hard-on.What the hell is that?Yeah... everyone has decorative ceramic bathtubsset up on platform over looking the ocean...WHAT? - YOU DON'T???the stupidity of it all - infuriates meWhat are your thoughts on this fine commercial? More About: Stupid
just sayin'
2008-10-20 19:42:00 Anyone who watched the SOX game onSaturday night knows...Technical difficulties prevented TBS from showing thefirst 20 minutes or so of Game 6 of the ALCSinstead replacing it with a rerun of "The Steve Harvey Show"I had never seen the Steve Harvey Show.Okay..can I just say - that this was the most agonizing20 minutes of my lifewatching this show was like TORTUREI frantically called the cable company FIVE timesand all I got was a busy signal... - of course!Has anyone seen this show?It's Pure Crap.The writers should be ashamed of themselvesand the actors... well acting just isn't their thingJust Sayin'
losers
2008-10-20 15:03:00 as my father used to say.. "No good, Fuckin' Red Sox"Then he would throw the remote across the room.Then he would rip up the TV guide and throw it across the room.Then he would throw all the stuff that was on the coffee table across the room.Then he would yell out random profanities.for example: "Mother Fuckers!!!!"Then he would mumble more random profanities.ahhhhh memories.ANYWAY...thanks for nothing RED SOX!! More About: Losers
this just in...
2008-10-19 04:34:00 Mr Nobody?has the card...You NEED to go Here - Tell Him You Want it Next!!!We gotta keep it going people!godspeed..
it's friday
2008-10-17 16:04:00 fridayFACTS1. The Office was friggin' HILARIOUS last night!!!2. I'm so goddamn sick of hearing about Joe the Plumber!!!3. The Red Sox truly ARE the comeback kings!!! More About: Friday
halloween costume ideas
2008-10-15 23:45:00 In case anyone is having trouble pickingout a Halloween Costume As usual... I have some slacktastic ideas for you...tattoofather murphyfrankenberrygabe kaplanYou're Welcome More About: Ideas
Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku
2008-10-15 01:06:00 And Now...the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku -We work way too hardWe're wasting away our livesBecause we have to...Thank YouIf you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.- the first line five syllables- the second line seven syllables- the third line five syllables More About: Sucks
just some pics
2008-10-14 16:12:00 Just some weekend picsScituate Art FestivalScituate, RIOctober 12, 2008nice leavesBeer Bottle Art - I wanted one... but didn't get one.I love me some Del's Frozen Lemonade$6.00 for a Bag of popcornI never had Kettle Corn before - It was gooooodThey played a mean Polka
this just in...
2008-10-13 02:30:00 Skylers dadhas the card...Go Here - Tell Him You Want it!!!We gotta keep it going people!godspeed.
I cried today
2008-10-11 01:21:00 A Tribute to the KINGAbout 5 years agoA guy named "Robert" took a salesmanposition where I workI asked if he minded if I called him"Bert"He said "yes, I hate that name..it's Robert"so of course I continued to call him Berteventually the entire office didnobody EVER called him Robert againHe was also referred to as "the king"because he always got his way..Other Nicknames He Earned Through The Years"Sweet Cakes""Bertrum""Bertum Van Schultz""Bertie""Bertholomew""The Canadian King"Bert's Favorite Sayings:? "what are you talking a boot"? "cool your porridge"? "Oh my soul!"? "WELL DARLIN' that's the way it is"? Along with many other unintelligible phrases(he's a bit of a mumbler)Bert's last day was todayHe had to quitbecause he can't afford to live in this shitty state anymorewhen he eventually sells his house he's headed to PA.I've seen so many people come and go over the yearsso many that I've lost countbut Bert... Bert was special and I will never forget himThere will never ... More About: Today
clip of the day
2008-10-07 18:43:00 Clip of the dayor should I say HICKof the day..go here More About: Clip
Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku
2008-10-07 17:10:00 And Now...the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku -Co-workers- babbleI'm not in the mood todayI hate all of youThank YouIf you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.- the first line five syllables- the second line seven syllables- the third line five syllables More About: Sucks
dish network - unsatisfactory
2008-10-05 19:03:00 Mr.Nobody is having issues with hisDish Network Go hereThis is why I don't have satellite tvwe have digital cable
love
2008-10-04 02:44:00 I Love Keith OlbermannWatch Him!msnbc at 8pm weeknightsseriously...watch it!!!Check out his show here
Tagged
2008-10-04 00:45:00 Tagged by Miss Alex10 Songs that evoke emotion TAG. MY ANSWERS BELOW1. A song that brings you back to a happy moment.Smells like Teen Spirit - Nirvana2. A song that feels good when you're angry.What I've Done - Linkin Park3. A song that makes you sad. Epiphany - Staind4. A song you have to change every single time it's onJOHN MAYER - ANYTHING by JOHN MAYERANDOb-La-Di, Ob-La-Da -The Beatles -THE WORST PIECE OF SHIT SONG EVER!!!5. A song you can't listen to anymore.See Above.6. A song that a commercial ruined for you.All of them.7. A song that never gets old.Margaritaville - Jimmy Buffet8. A drunk - sing - at - the - top - of - your - lungs song I never sing songs when I'm drunk...Perhaps I need new friends9. A song you've had on your myspaceThe kids aren't alright - Offspring10. A song you'd get made fun of if people knew you liked. Sweet Caroline - Neil DiamondIf it's good enough for the Boston Red Soxit's good enough for me More About: Tagged
clip of the day
2008-10-01 21:17:00 America's Finest Minds - Talking Politicsclicky here*I saw this over at avitable's More About: Clip
where's that card?
2008-10-01 18:13:00 Teri's got it..tell her you WANT it!go herehurry... More About: Card
Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku
2008-09-30 18:53:00 And Now...the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku -brought to you by MISS ALEXhate for employeesratted on me to the boss...?stab your F*&#i@% faceThank YouIf you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.- the first line five syllables- the second line seven syllables- the third line five syllables More About: Sucks
new family member
More articles from this author:2008-09-30 01:52:00 We went to the animal shelter on Sundayand we came home with this...we named her "Riley"mischievous is an understatement.Apparently some woman in townhad her house foreclosed on and she decidedto abandon all of her animalsa few dogs and a couple litters of kittensshe left them all outside...her neighbors were feeding themthere's a word for this type of person"fucking-scumbag"I hope Karma catches up to herand kicks her assAnyway..I think Riley likes it hereShe's already acting like she owns the place! More About: Family 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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