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go cardinals
2009-02-02 00:53:00 I'm rooting for the Cardinals tonight..fuck the Steelers..On a side noteI hear Bruce Springsteen is playing at half timeIf Bruce Springsteen was having a concert in my drivewayI wouldn't get off my couch to look out the windowjust sayin'
beverage
2009-01-28 17:49:00 I have a new beverage obsession..It actually replaces my usual coffee run in the morningSmoothiesPeach Mango to be precise..it goes like thisFrozen PeachesFrozen Mangos1/2 Cup of Low Fat Vanilla YogurtSome O.J.and IceBAM!Icy Smooth GoodnessDoes anyone else have this obsession?Got any flavor combo suggestions for me?And don't say Bacon..I do not want a bacon smoothie More About: Beverage
random finds
2009-01-23 14:51:00 Then & Nows They mostly come at night... mostly.Gobstoppers are not everlasting... More About: Random
wrong ones
2009-01-20 22:42:00 So like I said...I was really sick over the weekendI could not keep food downit was like a puke-a-thonanywayI ask my sweet, loving husband to make a run to thesupermarket for meFor 3 things- Ginger Ale- Gatorade- PopsiclesI was very specific (as usual)I said what brand of Ginger AleI said what flavor Gatoradeand most important - the Popsicles"Listen to me carefully""I want the basic orange-grape-cherry Popsiclesand none of that twin pop bullshitjust the single Popsicle -- one stick"He nods..I wait anxiously.Dehydrated and in great need of an ice cold, frozen miracleso finally - he arrives homeI ask him to "Bring me a grape one... hurryI am dying"He hands it to meit doenst look normalrather pale in color...I say "Are sure this is a basic grape Popsicle"He acts all annoyed "YES!"I taste itIt tastes like grape juicereal grape juice.. weak, watery, grape juiceNot KOOL AID fake GRAPE JUICElike Popsicles are supposed to taste like!!!You KNOW what I'm talking about..I said "No way is this... More About: Wrong
been sick
2009-01-19 21:38:00 Hi KidsI've been violently ill all weekend.It felt like this...But today...I ate a piece of toast - and I didn't throw upYou know what I call that?victory More About: Sick
lacking
2009-01-13 16:54:00 in?spi?ra?tion?noun1. an inspiring or animating action or influence:I cannot write poetry without inspiration. 2. something inspired, as an idea. 3. a result of inspired activity. 4. a thing or person that inspires. 5. Theology. a. a divine influence directly and immediatelyexerted upon the mind or soul. b. the divine quality of thewritings or words of a person so influenced. I lack in?spi?ra?tion
The Twilight Zone
2009-01-09 18:37:00 I Love The Twilight Zone Original Series (1959-1964)Rod Serling:Born December 25, 1924, Syracuse, New York, USADate of Death June 28, 1975(complications arising from a coronary bypass operation)Height 5' 4"A former boxer, paratrooper and generalall-around angry young man(IMDB)Wrote the majority of the Twilight Zone scriptsSome of My Favorite Episodes:"Night Of The Meek""The Invaders""Third From The Sun""Nothing In The Dark" You're traveling through another dimension --a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind.A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination.That's a signpost up ahead: your next stop: the Twilight Zone! You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight,a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance,of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into... the Twilight Zone.The Twilight Zone Episode GuideWho Loves this show?What'...
The Prestige
2009-01-06 17:08:00 Why the hell hasn't anyone told Scarletthey want the card next???GO HEREWhy must you disappoint me??Why???Dale?, Someguy?, Zibbs? Anyonegonna keep the dream alive? More About: Prestige , The Prestige
Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku
2009-01-06 17:05:00 And Now...the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku -This Weeks Haiku Brought to you by MISS ALEXAm I really here?I wish I were five again.The homeless don't work!Thank YouIf you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.- the first line five syllables- the second line seven syllables- the third line five syllables More About: Sucks
random find
2009-01-06 14:48:00 *OUTRAGE*Apparently Women Can`t Play Battleship...It's Far too Complex..They Need to be in the Kitchen, Washing Dishes.Dear Milton Bradley,YOU CAN GET FUCKED!Put that in your pipe - and smoke it.Sincerely,Jen @ Casual Slack More About: Random , Find
random find
2009-01-05 18:13:00 normally, I hate when the name of my blog isassociated with "pants"~CASUAL SLACK~it's not about pants..!it has nothing to do with pants..!but this pic so bad ass I had to post it More About: Random , Find
art
2009-01-05 16:18:00 I noticed this artwork hanging on my moms fridgemy nephew did it..the boy obviously has skillz!
The Prestige
2009-01-03 05:42:00 Where the hell is that card?... It's in AustraliaScarlet has it!go tell him you WANT ITDo it for meDo it for Americagodspeed. More About: Prestige , The Prestige
Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku
2008-12-30 16:54:00 And Now...the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku -This Weeks Haiku Brought to you by 2FoolsThanks for the cookies Like I haven't had enough They aren't even goodThank YouIf you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.- the first line five syllables- the second line seven syllables- the third line five syllables More About: Sucks
random find
2008-12-29 20:11:00 This looks tasty!Oh wait...NO - IT DOESN'T More About: Random , Find
an email
2008-12-29 19:29:00 And nowan email I received this morningfrom my friendAngela a.k.a 2foolsenjoy...Hi, Jen - How was your Christmas? Did you get anything nice?We had a nice Christmas - it was nice. Yeah... It's the days leading up to Christmas that are fun, you know?Picking that perfect gift for your special someone...I think I did pretty well. Here's what I got for my sweetheart: An Ipod - Nano w/ hard case and extended warranty $220 Clothes - $100 Car stuff (jumper cables, etc.) $50.00 Harley Davidson engine model kit $40.00 Glass *ahem* "tobacco" pipe $35.00 "tobacco" $50.00 One-hitter (whatever that means) $10.00 Massaging Slippers $20.00 Lots and lots of stocking stuffers $whoknows. Here's what I got: A new coat: Size 2XXL (Woman)("I picked it up and said, "Oh yeah, that'll DEFINITELY fit her) 1 bottle of shampoo 1 bottle of conditioner 1 bottle of nail polish remover 2 bottles of nail polish(I haven't had nails since I started playing guitar when I was 17- and ... More About: Email
mom
2008-12-29 15:35:00 And nowa story my mom shared with meon December 24thMom:"So you'll get a laugh from this one,I had just got done cutting up the fudge I madeand putting it in dishes for everyone...(Actual Fudge)There were little fudge trimmings all over...a piece was on the knife and I ate it.There was a little piece on the plate and I ate it.There was another piece on the counter and I ate it.Then I saw a little piece near the sinkand I put it in my mouth...But this time it wasn't fudge...It was a piece of Cesar sliced beef dog foodthat must of fell off of poodle's dog dishBlllleeeeechhhhhh - I can still taste it - it was awful!!!I'm done eating fudge for a while..."My mom ate poodle food on Christmas Eve*cringe*The End.I hope all you kids had a good Xmas!!
slack movie review
2008-12-27 04:12:00 OKAY...MOMENTS AGOI JUST FINISHED WATCHINGIndiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal SkullI didn't go see it when it came out because I had no interestI knew they would never be able to pull it offI avoided it... I read no reviews - I heard it wasn't that goodthen I forgot about it- Never actually knowing anything about the story line-A few months back I had seen an episode of South Park "The China Probrem" Episode 1208 (Original Air Date: Oct 8, 2008)to be preciseIn which Kyle is traumatized by memories of watching "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" over the summer,saying the movie essentially "raped" their action-hero icon.I was curious - How bad is it?!?!So I Netflixed itBut..I don't think I was prepared for what I just sawHere is my reaction:*Shocked look on my face*At the point when Shia Labeouf starts swingingthrough the trees like a monkey*Throw my hands up in the air*"Oh, just shut it off!! - I don't think I'm gonna make it throughthe entire thing... More About: Movie , Movie Review , Review
Last Minute Gift Ideas
2008-12-19 17:50:00 Well kidsit's that time of year again..LAST MINUTE Christmas shoppingDon't know what to buy??Here is my annual list of exceptional gift ideasthat will help lessen the stressthis holiday seasonyou're welcomeOne of those Blankets with Sleevesnothing is more masculine.. Father MurphyComplete DVD Box Seta gift they will cherishUnicorn Blacklight Posterfor that special someone in your lifeIt's pretty fucking magical if you ask me An autographed pictureof Rue McClanahana classic gift - you can't go wrong withI'm glad I could helpMerry Christmas More About: Ideas , Gift Ideas , Gift , Minute
I miss...
2008-12-19 17:31:00 Does anyone rememberTrident fruit-flavored gum? It came in an orange package,and the gum was light orange in hue.The flavor was similar to Juicy Fruitbut BETTERIt was my favorite gum...but it was discontinuedof course!I miss itJust Sayin' More About: Miss
WORST Gift Ever
More articles from this author:2008-12-18 19:53:00 one of my WORST Gift s EverI was a kid..maybe 3rd grade...from my "Aunt Judy"(my fathers sister) I rarely saw her..the package was an unusual shaped boxit sat under the tree for a weekand It was killing me!! What could it be?!?!?Christmas morning -I couldn't wait!!I tear it open only to discover a pair ofORANGE LEG WARMERSthe disappointment was overwhelmingwhat was YOUR worst gift ever?superholidayextravaganza.blogspot.co m 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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