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new family member
2008-09-30 01:52:00 We went to the animal shelter on Sundayand we came home with this...we named her "Riley"mischievous is an understatement.Apparently some woman in townhad her house foreclosed on and she decidedto abandon all of her animalsa few dogs and a couple litters of kittensshe left them all outside...her neighbors were feeding themthere's a word for this type of person"fucking-scumbag"I hope Karma catches up to herand kicks her assAnyway..I think Riley likes it hereShe's already acting like she owns the place! More About: Family
presto magix
2008-09-25 15:53:00 who remembersPresto Magix?I loved these things!My mom would always let me get one whenwe went to the supermarketThey came in a little packwhich included a sheet with an illustrated backgroundto rub your decal on.The decals were like the material of temporary tattoos,and when you rubbed with a pencil over the back of the sheet,they would adhere to the surface of the pageYou make characters appear wherever the hell you wanted them toon the provided canvas.I would also use them on my note books,bedroom door decorations.. wherever!I still had them all over my door - right up until I moved outMy mom took the door down and re-finished itand turned my room into a guest roomdo you believe that shit??Those were classic!!! - She obviously doesn't know what good is...
it's back - tonight!
2008-09-25 15:04:00 It's BACK!!The OfficeWEIGHT LOSS | 09.25.2008For the first time, we see what happensover eight weeks of the summer, as aDunder Mifflin weight loss initiative causesthe branch to diet and become obsessedwith their weight. Michael pursues afriendship with his new HR rep, Holly.Jim misses Pam who attends art school in NY.Dwight, Andy and Angela attend to unfinishedbusiness. More About: Back , Tonight
random find
2008-09-23 21:08:00 Random Find Check out this apartment...YIKES!go here More About: Random
Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku
2008-09-23 18:24:00 "I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing,and it was everything that I thought it could be."- Peter GibbonsAnd Now...the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku -I don't like my jobI'm just gonna stop goingWatch 'Kung Fu" tonightThank YouIf you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.- the first line five syllables- the second line seven syllables- the third line five syllables More About: Sucks
walk
2008-09-22 01:45:00 I went for a walk today...CVS Downtown 5k9/21/08They gave everyone a shirt - and a bag of stuff..What was in the bag?this...if anyone wants the"Anti-Diarrheal Caplets"I'll send them to you.Don't hesitate to ask...waiting to gogoing!It was fun!the end More About: Walk
a conversation
2008-09-18 02:42:00 OkaySo we're at this Mexican Restaurantin Gloucester, MAAnd no.. I didn't go to a seafood placewhile I was in GloucesterI don't like seafood! So Get Off My Back!Anyway..We're at the Mexican jointwhich had great Salsa by the way...Here is a conversation that took placewith the waiterWAITER: "So how was everything?"ME: "Great"WAITER: "Are you guys regulars here?"MY HUSBAND: "No, first time"WAITER: "Oh, great, where ya from?"ME: "Rhode Island"WAITER: "Oh, Rhode Island, are you from Providence?"ME: "No, about 30 minutes outside Providence"WAITER: "Oh, are you guys from QUAHOG!?"*we both look at each other - pause **followed by Laughter*ME: "Yeah, and we drink Pawtucket Patriot Beer Too!!"*we both laugh.. the waiter smiles*WAITER: "So you guys do live in QUAHOG?"*I look at my husband.. he looks at me****LONG AWKWARD SILENCE****The waiter looks at both of us - confused*WAITER: "There is such place as QUAHOG, right?"MY HUSBAND: "No.. it's not a real place"***MORE..LONG AWKWARD SILENC... More About: Conversation
just some pics
2008-09-18 02:06:00 We went to Salem, MAfounded in 1626Famous for The Salem Witch Trials of 1692.."a culturally diverse population, a rich maritime heritage, an impressivedisplay of historic architecture and amazing stories that span almost four centuries."I see dead peopleSince we've already been to Salem A bunch of times..we decided to check out "Gloucester"(about 30 minutes away)- Correct New England pronunciation -"GLOSTA"Gloucester is where fish sticks come fromI have proofsee..It's like that movie..."The fog's just lifting. Throw off your bow line; throw off your stern.You head out to South channel, past Rocky Neck, Ten Pound Island.Past Niles Pond where I skated as a kid. Blow your air-hornand throw a wave to the lighthouse keeper's kid on Thatcher Island.Then the birds show up: black backs, herring gulls, big dump ducks.The sun hits ya - head North. Open up to 12 - steamin' now.The guys are busy; you're in charge. Ya know what?You're a goddam swordboat captain! Is there any thing better ...
flash back
2008-09-15 17:57:00 Flash Back 4th grade circa 1983Our music teacher "Mr. Thomson"(A big fan of brown corduroy pants & sweater vests)- he would let the kids bring in a record or cassetteand pick a song they wanted the class to hearAnd he would play it at the end of class.. he was cool.I remember borrowing from my brother"Blondie - The Tide is High"- 45 recordMr. Thomson asked "Who brought in a song today?"I raised my hand proudly"okay bring it up.."I strolled over to the record player and handed him my 45he read it out loud to the class**APPLAUSE**the music played on - every studentgiving my music choice their undivided attentionthe entire classroom filled with joythey all dug it..."The tide is high but I'm holding onI'm gonna be your number oneI'm not the kind of girl who gives up just like thatOh, noIt's not the things you do that tease and wound me badBut it's the way you do the things you do to meI'm not the kind of girl who gives up just like thatOh, nooooooooooThe tide is high but I'm ... More About: Flash
random thought
2008-09-15 17:54:00 loy·al·ty 1. the state or quality of being loyal; faithfulness to commitments or obligations.2. faithful adherence to a sovereign, government, leader, cause, etc.3. an example or instance of faithfulness, adherence, or the like: a man with fierce loyalties.FACT:some friends got itsome friends don'tand the ones that don'twell.. they suckjust sayin' More About: Random , Thought
Where the hell is that Card
2008-09-09 17:16:00 Me and Amy from Mish Mashhad an Ideathe "Where the hell is that Card ?" TagAmy had posted thisand from there the TAG was bornand so it begins...she mailed me thisAnd now I shall mail it to someone else...!Get it?Official rules & regulations:? When You Get "The Card"post a photograph/scan of it's arrival & contentsAND post these official rules available here? Ask readers to leave a comment if they want the card next? Pick the blogger who is worthy? THEN add your name / url plus a nice message or creative addition to the card? Include a copy of the official rules with the card? Send it on it's way to the next worthy recipient? Send it out fast..- no putting it on the mantle and admiring it for 3 weeks...? Can a blogger who has already received the card - be sent the card again? - Yes!? What if there is no room left on the card? -ADD A NEW PAGE - IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!the endSO...WHO WANTS THIS SPECIAL, MAGICAL,LITTLE CARD NEXT?leave me a comment - I'll pick at random More About: Hell
Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku
2008-09-09 16:55:00 And Now...the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku -brought to you by fonziesoxCubicle madnessComfy spot on our rooftopTo snipe employeesThank YouIf you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.- the first line five syllables- the second line seven syllables- the third line five syllables More About: Sucks
package arrival
2008-09-08 23:51:00 I got a package todayfrom the great Miss Alexfrom fonziesoxit's what you call a "fee-worthy -package"equivalent of the humor of the blog Fee FeasibleInside this package - was a variety of goodnessthat will probably make you jealous(click on pics for larger view)no you can't have these tiny-stretchy-fake denim-pants -Travis wants themnot since the likes of fee feasible have I seena group of handsome folks such as thesepeoplecards.netI'm thinking of having a slack contestand giving this Aaron Carter 2002 Tour Passaway as the grand prize - because it's THAT AWESOMEand it needs to be sharedyou're all probably jealous of my denim wallet...as you should beBecause you never know...I'm actually snacking on the good & plenty as I type thisand let me just tell you.. they are good - and I do have plentyThese are wicked niceI will be a trend setter.Breathable sport fabric... AND long lasting!!Sweeeeeeeet!CD's chock- full of awful, horrendous musicfrom Wilson Philips, Celine Dion, Ro... More About: Package
paste
2008-09-08 15:28:00 This morning...the girl at dunkin donuts told meI had toothpaste on my face*that's great*My day can only improve.. right? More About: Paste
hurt
2008-09-08 15:25:00 Tom Got Hurt FIRST GAME OF THE GOD DAMN SEASON!"Brady likely done for season with torn ACL"NOOOOooooooooooooOOOOooo
happy friday
2008-09-05 16:53:00 Happy Friday , Kids!Hey, anyone wanna go toGilley's Tonight?We can take turns riding the mechanical bullBud & Sissy might be there...Who's with me? More About: Happy
donation
2008-09-04 16:56:00 my buddy Joeover at theDOG RESCUE BLOGNeeds Your Helpfor A dog named Brownie who was rescued,went blind, and had to have surgery costing $2400they are looking for donationswhat ever you can spareevery penny helps!GO HERE More About: Donation
link
2008-09-03 21:12:00 Interpretationsof sleeping positions:I usually sleep like thisSO WHATIF I GET EXCITEDOVER SMALL MATTERS??!?!?DON'T TELL METO RELAX!!so..which one are you?- go here More About: Link
Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku
2008-09-03 14:52:00 And Now...the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku -all this paper workit raises my blood pressurework can lead to stroke!!!Thank YouIf you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.- the first line five syllables- the second line seven syllables- the third line five syllables More About: Sucks
died
2008-09-02 21:04:00 "I don't think my dog bit you, mister.'Cause Fred definately DON'T like grease!"- Cledus Snow"Smokey and the Bandit"Jerry Reed died1937 - 2008 More About: Died
I had a dream
2008-09-02 18:35:00 THIS MORNINGJUST BEFORE I AWOKE..I HAD THIS DREAM:now... normally I don't dream about celebritiesBut in my dreamI was with my husband at this really busy pizza placein front of me satBrad Pitt & Angelina Joliealong with the entire ethnic ensemble of children Angelinapurchased in her travels... they were all sitting on one side of the tablesimilar to the last supper"maddox" was sitting there withthat pissy look on his face- as usualnow Brad and Angie were getting annoyed because they had been sittingthere for over 40 minutes (oh heavens, how dare they have to wait)so they decide to leavethey hand me their receiptand say "here- you can have our food- it's paid for - we're leaving"So I'm like.. "uh, okay...thanks"so they leavemy number gets calledI go up to the counterThe guy says "$85.94"then proceeds to grab all my money which was in my handand I tell him "noooo I'm just paying for my pizza..all I got was a pizza and two sodas!"he doesn't answer..I say "how much was it??"... More About: Dream
a conversation
More articles from this author:2008-09-02 17:38:00 I was in line at Borders on Saturdayand I overheard this conversation:Two little girls standing in front of meCute... dressed in matching pink & white flowery dresseswhite head bands... picture perfectTo my right... a shelf with merchandise odds and ends mostly toysA pack of three plastic life-like cockroaches hanging in a blister packThe older of the two points at the roachesin a calming soft voice"If I had those roaches - I'd put them in mommy's bed"the younger one replies in a serious voice "yeah"*nodding her head in an angry confirming sort if way*They walk off.The end More About: Conversation 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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