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3-D classic
2008-05-27 19:22:00 Overman was killed inside the park...The baby was caught inside the park...It's motheris inside the park. More About: Classic
Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku
2008-05-27 17:37:00 And Now...the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku depression... sadness...long weekend - is now overcan it get much worse?Thank YouIf you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.- the first line five syllables- the second line seven syllables- the third line five syllables More About: Sucks
rivers of blood
2008-05-27 14:49:00 the great pantaloonmade me thisslacktastic movie poster!Don't forget to read the credits at the bottom! More About: Blood , Rivers
Celebrity Douche Bags
2008-05-22 19:15:00 "Top 10 Celebrity Douche Bags "this list is RIGHT ON!go hereoh.. and be sure to watchthis hills parody
random find
2008-05-22 15:29:00 This Squirrel is PISSEDand he's not gonna take anymore of your shit... More About: Random , Find
product review
2008-05-20 18:59:00 And now it's time for aSlack Product Review Dentyne Blast - ChocomintIt's really good.I know what you're thinking..Chocolate Gum - That can't be goodbut you're wrong..*This has been a Casual Slack Product Review
it's just lunch again
2008-05-20 17:53:00 Spinach Pie from D. Palmieri's BakeryJohnston, RII highly recommend this joint...Their "pizza strips" also rock!If you ever find yourself in this shitty stateyou should stop injust sayin' More About: Lunch
Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku
2008-05-20 16:59:00 And Now...the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku so, this is my life...?it's all such a waste of timerather kill myselfThank YouIf you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.- the first line five syllables- the second line seven syllables- the third line five syllables More About: Sucks
it's just lunch
2008-05-19 19:02:00 my friend Annbrought me this salad for lunchshe equipped it with sunflower seeds,croutons.. the whole nine yards!envy me*thanks friend More About: Lunch
snuffy
2008-05-15 03:41:00 PSA - Snuffy the talking fire engineI think Snuffy starts the firesI don't trust him...
pie crust
2008-05-14 23:10:00 Flashbackcirca 1993I've mentioned in recent postsI was employed by a supermarket in my youth..Most of the time was spent goofing offif you can imagine thatI was never where I was supposed to be..often wandering about.. here and thereOne day I decide to help my buddyDerek in the deli department..He says to me.."Here, clean this knife for me"the knife was very similar tothe knife Indiana Jones wielded...so Im cleaning this knifewashed it in the sinkit's spotless!!now it's time to dryI'm busy jabbering awayabout what.. I don't rememberDistracted...my middle finger on my right handACCIDENTALLY brushes over the blade just as I'm pullingit through some paper towels to dry it offat the top of my lungs I proclaimFUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!all the customers in lineturned their heads at the same time - trying toget a glimpse of the blood shedDerek says.."Ohhh what did you do"I reply"Nothing..."as blood spurts everywheredown my sleeve, puddling onto the floorI say"I gotta go.."I cup my hand... More About: Crust
revelation
2008-05-14 02:55:00 revelation:I have never had apomegranateAm I missing outon something great?I'm not impressed withthe visual aspect More About: Revelation
Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku
2008-05-13 17:06:00 And Now...the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku I gotta bad coldSick co-worker used MY phonevengeance will be swiftThank YouIf you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.- the first line five syllables- the second line seven syllables- the third line five syllables More About: Sucks
fun facts
2008-05-12 20:26:00 Fascinating fun facts- go hereHey, I have tested 9 volt batterieson my tongue - I survived! More About: Facts
stupid people
2008-05-08 23:51:00 There was this girl in high schoolshe would mix "creme de menthe" & "sprite"and put it in a hairspray bottleThen she would spray it into her mouthwhile she was in the bathroomwhat a fucking idiotI'm guessing she's working for NASA now...or maybe she's a cashier at a gas stationnot sure... More About: People , Stupid , Stupid people
random find
2008-05-08 17:27:00 "Gumfighting do's and don'ts..."Hubba Bubba BlueberryGum Was My Fave*retro-tavern.blogspot.com* More About: Random , Find
all that glitters is gold?
2008-05-08 03:50:00 101 Versions of Stairway to Heavengo here More About: Gold
random fact
2008-05-08 00:58:00 I found these in a box in my basement..When I was 14 years oldI got me a job at "Almacs" (Stayed until I was 21 or 22 and I had lots of fun)they are long since gone...FACT:I Was Never Happy to Help AnyoneThis is probably why they went out of businessIt's all my fault More About: Random , Fact
new blog alert
2008-05-07 00:05:00 Another blog...until I get bored with itRetro: of or designating the style of an earlier timeTavern: a public house for travelersretro-tavern.blogspot.comlink me and shall I'll link u back- just leave a comment so I know -thank you& goodnight More About: Blog , Alert
Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku
2008-05-06 17:19:00 And Now...the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku Hey! You're not my boss!You can't tell me what to doSCRAM! you're a jack ass...Thank YouIf you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.- the first line five syllables- the second line seven syllables- the third line five syllables More About: Sucks
stinker
2008-05-05 17:19:00 So...YesterdayI'm driving in the Walmart parking lotand then I see it..A 1984 chevy caprice..with two senior citizenscruising around at 10 mphand there in the back windowa homemade signsecurely fastenedwith about 10,000 pieces of scotch tape"DON'T BE A STINKERUSE YOUR BLINKER"I scramble for my camera...I raise - I aim - I focusThen my battery died.. "FUCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!"So you'll just have to take my word for itthe end
Favor!
More articles from this author:2008-05-05 16:48:00 Do Me A Favor KidsVote for my Pal Angela (A.K.A 2Fools)Her Daughter Miais in this contest"Baby Idol"on a local radio stationgo here 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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