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sometimes I like my job
2009-05-05 16:35:00 Sometimes I like my job...Like when I get to take pictures of Giraffes
r.i.p
2009-04-27 23:45:00 I work far too much..I'm falling behind on current events!!I just read thatBea Arthur Diedand I think that sucks...R.I.P.
flashback
2009-04-24 01:50:00 I forget the yearEarly 80'sI'm at Roger Williams Park ZooProvidence, RII'm at the polar bear exhibitthey have this section where you can go underneathand see the bears swimming aroundSo this bear comes swimming over to the glasshe just hangs out for a while lookin' at everyoneHe turnsand starts swimming away...As he turns - He looks back over his shoulder at the glassI raise my hand and press it on the glasssimilar to that scene in Star Trek Wrath of Khanwhen Spock is dying.. yeah you know what I'm talkin' aboutso the bear looks right at meturns aroundSWIMS.. RIGHT.. TO.. MEAND PROCEEDS TO PRESS HISHUGE ASS BEAR PAWAgainst the glass exactly where my hand wasand he looked right into my eyesHe lingered for a few secondsThen he pushed off the glass and swam away.Everyone standing in that area was looking at meI could hear the Ooooos & AhhhhhhhsLike I was the fucking bear whisperer or somethingIT WAS EPICI wanted to set him free..He didn't belong thereI still remember this ... More About: Flashback
does anyone know?
2009-04-20 23:34:00 Does anyone know who's underwear this is?I found them on the ground next to my garageAnd it's not like I live in a ghetto...making this "find" - even more perplexingthey look BRANDY NEW fresh out of the package!So if they belong to YOUI'll send them back if you send me a self addressedstamped envelopethanksJen @casualslack
silly rabbit
2009-04-10 04:06:00 Honestly..What kind of evil little fuck would vote NO More About: Silly
new one
2009-04-10 03:03:00 I took fun with pen moneyand put it towards the new camcorderCanon VIXIA HF100Flash Memory High Definition Camcorderwith 12x Optical Image Stabilized ZoomIt's SWEETBut High DefFiles are NotJust Sayin'
it's gone
2009-04-10 02:58:00 I SOLD 'FUN WITH PEN' ON EBAYI never used ityet...I miss itGodspeed Wacom Tablet...Godspeed
awesome
2009-04-05 01:50:00 One of the greatest TV show INTROs....EVER!you know it's true - check it More About: Awesome
random find
2009-03-29 01:24:00 I thought you might like this for new wallpaper - feel free..you're welcome More About: Random , Find
makes me happy
2009-03-28 02:59:00 In honor of my recent pay cutI did the only thing that could make me feel better...I spent moneyI love amazon.comthe end More About: Happy
random find
2009-03-13 02:25:00 Quite possibly - the worst movie ever madein the history of movies More About: Random , Find
poor
2009-03-07 20:00:00 Like I said beforeI've been soooo busy with workI've been neglecting my blogWorking at homeat night & weekendsAnd in honor of all my hard workand dedicated serviceFridaymy bossCUT MY PAYsee kids..in a recession people don't spend any moneyon advertising..meaningSOONI'll be on the streetwith a cardboard signbegging people for spare changeWOO HOOOOOO!Sympathy comments are welcome.ThanksJen@ Casual Slack More About: Poor
reading material
2009-03-01 19:04:00 I was at the dentist on Saturday Reading material in waiting room 3 choices:1. Boys Life2. Motor Trendand this...WTF?ARE THE KIDDING ME?!?!?I chose to stare at the wall for 20 minutes instead More About: Material
package
2009-02-27 00:47:00 My BFF 2FoolsSent me A PACKAGEAnd you all know how I enjoy getting presents in the mail...Wanna See What I Got?Baby Binks Bunny from Benny'sSay that five times fastA SHAMWOW!!!!!NOW YOU'RE PROBABLYWICKED JEALOUS...It's understandableSUPER SIZE TREEFor Old Cars Only!This is MINEYou can't have itI know...It's Pretty Fucking Sweeeeeeeeeeet!Candy Candy CandyDon't Ask..Seeds For ALLPeeps & Squirt GunThey Go Together Like Peas & CarrotsENVY MY GOODS!!Thank You 2Fools (BFF)It's Gonna Be Hard To Top ThisBut I'll Try! More About: Package
Fayva
2009-02-22 22:37:00 Maybe if you kids are good...I'll take you all toFAYVA for a new Pair of Olympian Sneakerscommercial here
a conversation
2009-02-21 16:17:00 So.. this morningI'm at McDonald's gettingMy Paul Newman Iced Coffee..(YUM!)Anywaythere's this guy in front of me in lineand this is the conversation that took placeMcGirl: Hi can I help you?Strange Dude: Yeah hi, can I get chocolate chip pancakes?McGirl: *PAUSE* * BLANK STARE* We don't have chocolate chip pancakes...Strange Dude: Can I get blueberry pancakes?McGirl: We don't have blueberry pancakes..Strange Dude: What do you have?McGirl: Points to jumbotron menu board towering behind herthat can be seen for miles and miles.. We have plain pancakesStrange Dude: Okay, I'll take two with jellyWHAT PLANET IS THIS GUY FROMIT'S FUCKING McDONALDS!!!!!!EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU CAN'T GET CHOCOLATE CHIPFUCKING PANCAKES THERENOT TO MENTION LOOK AT THE MENUIT'S RIGHT THERE!! YOU CAN'T MISS IT!!!YOU'RE HOLDING UP THE LINEI NEED MY COFFEEYOU NUMBNUT SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES....FOR FUCKS SAKE!!the end More About: Conversation
slack
2009-02-19 03:01:00 I've been sooooo busy at workI've been slackin' on my blogI'll be back soon kids.Don't abandon me.
just a thought
2009-02-16 03:03:00 If I Won Powerballthe first thing I would do is hire aMariachi band to deliver my resignation to my officeto the tune ofof the Mexican hat dance(if you're not familiar with the Mexican hat dance click here)It would be so fucking beautiful.I'd have them bring a box of donuts too..I'm not totally heartless. More About: Thought
Clip of the Day
More articles from this author:2009-02-13 00:45:00 What Up with Joaquin Phoenix?Check It!Act or No ActWhat U Think? More About: Clip 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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