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happy friday
2008-09-05 16:53:00 Happy Friday, Kids!Hey, anyone wanna go toGilley's Tonight?We can take turns riding the mechanical bullBud & Sissy might be there...Who's with me?
donation
2008-09-04 16:56:00 my buddy Joeover at theDOG RESCUE BLOGNeeds Your Helpfor A dog named Brownie who was rescued,went blind, and had to have surgery costing $2400they are looking for donationswhat ever you can spareevery penny helps!GO HERE
link
2008-09-03 21:12:00 Interpretationsof sleeping positions:I usually sleep like thisSO WHATIF I GET EXCITEDOVER SMALL MATTERS??!?!?DON'T TELL METO RELAX!!so..which one are you?- go here
Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku
2008-09-03 14:52:00 And Now...the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku -all this paper workit raises my blood pressurework can lead to stroke!!!Thank YouIf you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.- the first line five syllables- the second line seven syllables- the third line five syllables
died
2008-09-02 21:04:00 "I don't think my dog bit you, mister.'Cause Fred definately DON'T like grease!"- Cledus Snow"Smokey and the Bandit"Jerry Reed died1937 - 2008
I had a dream
2008-09-02 18:35:00 THIS MORNINGJUST BEFORE I AWOKE..I HAD THIS DREAM:now... normally I don't dream about celebritiesBut in my dreamI was with my husband at this really busy pizza placein front of me satBrad Pitt & Angelina Joliealong with the entire ethnic ensemble of children Angelinapurchased in her travels... they were all sitting on one side of the tablesimilar to the last supper"maddox" was sitting there withthat pissy look on his face- as usualnow Brad and Angie were getting annoyed because they had been sittingthere for over 40 minutes (oh heavens, how dare they have to wait)so they decide to leavethey hand me their receiptand say "here- you can have our food- it's paid for - we're leaving"So I'm like.. "uh, okay...thanks"so they leavemy number gets calledI go up to the counterThe guy says "$85.94"then proceeds to grab all my money which was in my handand I tell him "noooo I'm just paying for my pizza..all I got was a pizza and two sodas!"he doesn't answer..I say "how much was it??"...
a conversation
2008-09-02 17:38:00 I was in line at Borders on Saturdayand I overheard this conversation:Two little girls standing in front of meCute... dressed in matching pink & white flowery dresseswhite head bands... picture perfectTo my right... a shelf with merchandise odds and ends mostly toysA pack of three plastic life-like cockroaches hanging in a blister packThe older of the two points at the roachesin a calming soft voice"If I had those roaches - I'd put them in mommy's bed"the younger one replies in a serious voice "yeah"*nodding her head in an angry confirming sort if way*They walk off.The end
weekend pics
2008-09-02 14:58:00 3 day weekend now overBut it was good while it lasted.How was your weekend?Did you guys play pin the tail on the donkey too?
a conversation
2008-08-29 02:06:00 A conversationwhich took place this eveningbetween my husband and ITim: "Hey!!"Me: "What?"Tim: "You are not that little girl in the movie -how many times do I have to tell you that?"Me: "Huh?"Tim: "You know what girl.."Me: "Oh.."Tim: "Yeah...Go around and PICK UP ALL the GLASSESof water you've abandoned"Me: "Yup, BUT they might just save your goddamn ass someday"Tim: "uhuh.. run along now - don't make me smash youwith a baseball bat..okay - so I have a bad habit of leaving glasseshalf filled with water all over the house- it just happens.. I'm thirsty, yet forgetfulbut If I remember correctly ..in that movie that water saved everybody's assso when the aliens come.. the ones that have a bad reaction to h2Owho's gonna be ready for them? -yeah, that's right!!pffffffffffftSwing away Merrill. Merrill... swing away.. More About: Conversation
cool link
2008-08-29 00:52:00 Over 100 artists reinterpreting classic cult filmscrazy4cult.com&crazycult2.blogsp ot.comthis one is my fave More About: Cool , Link
I bet...
2008-08-27 15:24:00 I bet these two would hate each otherButter Girl: Nice Hat BitchRaisin Girl: Go have another butter cookie - your ass needs itButter Girl: Raisins suck.. they ruin everythingeveryone loves butter.. only dirty hippies like raisinsRaisin Girl: THAT'S IT - I'LL KICK YOURNATIVE AMERICAN ASSRIGHT NOWButter Girl: I'd like to see you tryRaisin Girl: whore!!Butter Girl: slut!the endI got my money on the butter girl..Who you got?
Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku
2008-08-26 17:19:00 And Now...the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku -brought to you by MISS ALEXemail box too fullcustomers want work done nowwant to smash their faceThank YouIf you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.- the first line five syllables- the second line seven syllables- the third line five syllables More About: Sucks
a thought
2008-08-22 17:31:00 I came across this pic in my internet travelsand it occurred to me..Mel Gibson Was Cool OnceA long, long, loooong time agoBut how did he go from thisto this? More About: Thought
random find
2008-08-22 03:07:00 optimus prime + balloons = one busy-ass clownthis had to take all day..Birthday Clown: "And what would you like Timmy? A dog? A hat?"How about a nice kangaroo?Timmy: "NOOOOOOOOOI want OPTIMUS PRIME!!!My Mommy is paying you.. DO IT!!DO IT NOW!!!" More About: Random , Find
link
2008-08-21 03:24:00 yearbookyourself.comI chose not to yearbook myself but I encourage you to.. so I can laughthanks Jen @ Casual Slack More About: Link
this just in...
2008-08-20 17:10:00 My mom just told me..That Randy Moss bought a house in her neighborhood..RANDY MOSS(wide receiver for the New England Patriots)I'm going on a stakeout...!
fine art
2008-08-20 16:57:00 My boss has had this hanging in his office for years...Apparently it was given to him as a giftA GIFT!someone actually picked this out.. wrapped it up with ribbonand said"Here.. I got you something, I think you're gonna like it"I personally would have burned it - it's what nightmares are made ofWhat are your thoughts on this fine art? More About: Fine Art , Fine
Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku
2008-08-19 17:06:00 And Now...the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku -Work - Day in - Day outThirty more years - I retire!I can't wait that long...Thank YouIf you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.- the first line five syllables- the second line seven syllables- the third line five syllables More About: Sucks
"cha-cha"
2008-08-18 18:37:00 My co-worker & friend Jo-Annsings along with the radio everyday...but she replacesall the words with"Cha-Cha"See for yourself.. clicky hereI hear this all day longI'm thinking about making thisa weekly post.. anybody got any requests?
clip of the day
2008-08-13 17:38:00 Little Houseon the Prairie Introremakeclicky this More About: Clip
Tuesday WORK SUCKS Haiku
2008-08-12 18:27:00 And Now...the Tuesday Work SUCKS Haiku -We all have to workMoney doesn't grow on treesMy mom told me so...Thank YouIf you have an I Hate Work Haiku Please Post as a Comment.- the first line five syllables- the second line seven syllables- the third line five syllables*thanks Ann More About: Sucks
poll results
2008-08-11 01:57:00 Last week there was a polland the people votedFUNNY BONES VS. DEVIL DOGSwell kids, the results are in...it's no surpriseVICTORYFACT: Funny Bones ARE Better than Devil Dogsthe end More About: Results , Poll
don't care
More articles from this author:2008-08-08 13:31:00 Tonight is theopening ceremony of the 2008summer olympicsand I could give a rats ass**yawn** More About: Care 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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