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2007-06-30 09:33:00
To celebrate my return to my blog, I’m going to tell you a couple facts I’ve stumbled upon. — Why does a man refer to his wife as his “better half”? Although some men say their wives are their better halves because they actually believe it, this tradition actually started a long time ago. In ancient Middle Eastern ...

Malaysian Roads
2007-05-17 04:45:00
Every experienced Malay sian driver knows this. In Malaysia, you can see it, but you can’t get there. Malaysian roads and highways are so complicated that it is almost impossible to go somewhere you’ve never been before without being armed with two different maps, a set of instructions from a close friend and a PDA with Google ...
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Single at 30 = Single for Life
2007-05-15 03:10:00
Single? Then take this test. Are you: a) Below 30? b) Above 30? If you answered a, you’ve still got time to find your other half. If you answered b, oooh, bad luck. Better start dividing your wealth between your cousins. A research paper (found here) has proven that people actually need 67 years before they can meet someone that will ...
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Bribe for what, sir?
2007-05-13 17:16:00
My dad had to open his bag while passing through customs in Japan. It was nothing out of the ordinary, just a usual security check. Just before the Japanese officer was able to look through his bag, my dad remembered that he had to change some of his Malaysian currency into Japanese Yen. So he reaches ...

All those in favour, please squawk!
2007-05-10 03:12:00
What do you guys think about electing a penguin as our next president? I think it would be a great idea. The only real problems the penguins would face would be making sure there will be enough krill, squid and fish for everyone to eat and that everyone was sexy enough for the mating seasons. Apart ...
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It?s Back To, ?Porn on Disney?!
2007-05-08 08:57:00
Another article a friend showed me: Cable operator Comcast is investigating how hardcore pornography was broadcast during a popular cartoon program on the Disney Channel. Customer Paul Dunleavy would also like to know. He was stunned Tuesday morning to find his 5-year-old son watching something other than “Handy Manny,” a cartoon about a bilingual Latino handyman and ...
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Driving in China
2007-05-02 16:16:00
China has a fifth of the number of cars but has twice the number of road fatalities than the US. That means it has a 900% higher fatality per car rate. That’s a pretty big number. Very worrying, too. Surprised? Wait. Driving tests in China are … well, different. And I’m not just talking about the practical ...
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Who says nothing is for free?
2007-04-28 18:45:00
Many of my friends (mostly female, unsurprisingly) can think of nothing better to do than aimlessly walking around a shopping mall with a wallet bursting with cash. Unfortunately, many of my friends don?t have the luxury of parents who are willing to get rid of them with a fist-wad of cash every afternoon. So they go ...
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Politically Insane
2007-04-21 10:29:00
The world today is continuously trying to stamp out racism. Mostly for good reasons too. But seriously, I think we go too far sometimes. One of the more popular nursery rhymes we all know is the immortal “Baa baa, black sheep, have you any wool?”. As far as I’m concerned, any change to the rhyme would ...
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Penis in a Pie
2007-04-19 14:00:00
I was shown this article by a friend. No joke. A teenager who tried to copy a scene from the hit film American Pie by shagging an apple pie was rushed to hospital with serious burns to his penis. Dwight Emburger, 17, couldn’t wait for the tasty pastry to cool down and after he slid in his ...
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Radioactive Maple Syrup
2007-04-17 14:53:00
I love maple syrup. Especially with french toast. If I had a choice of how to die, I wouldn’t mind being forcibly drowned in maple syrup. In fact, I’d probably die first from a suger overload before suffocation. My Dad knows this. So when his job required him to fly to Canada, he bought one 500ml ...
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Hobbies
2007-04-16 12:02:00
We all have habits, hobbies or obsession of some kind or manner. Some of us follow the norm and collect stamps, do the gardening, surf the internet and so on. I myself am passionate about several activities. None of these hobbies would cause anyone to freak out and avoid you. Some of us have more unique ...
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