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XMAS Time...
2006-12-27 10:24:00 ItÂīs for WIMPS to celebrate Christmas, an even wimper if you say Merry... a TRUE MAN just donÂīt belive in God and all that "fat man with silly laugh" crap, and in case there is a God, this is just a joke :) PS: That last apologies itÂīs for true WIMPS!!! i donÂīt fuck belive in God! More About: Time , Xmas
On Sports...
2006-11-07 00:33:03 Itīs for WIMPS to say "the most important is to compete", a REAL MAN only plays to win, he even cheats to win, and if he is loosing anyway... he starts some riot to stop the match. I almost forgot: Fair Play itīs for WIMPS!! ;) More About: Sports , Sport , Port , Spor , Ports
Dinner...
2006-10-16 21:53:00 ItÂīs for WIMPS to go out dinner and eat sushi... a TRUE MAN just orders a big, fatty, tasty and juicy hamburguer... from a really cheap place... McDonald's it's for WIMPS! More About: Dinner
At the gym...
2006-10-11 22:21:05 Itīs for WIMPS to make spinning at the gym... a TRUE MAN has other way to make excersises: he makes love to the spinning teacher and to all other girls from the gym. More About: The G
Your boss...
2006-10-11 04:15:07 Itīs for WIMPS to accept invitations from your boss... a MACHO MAN says: No way! You are too boring... but i can go out with your horny wife! More About: Your , Boss
Mosquitoes
2006-10-10 04:09:03 Itīs for WIMPS to put Caladryl if mosquitoes bites you... a TRUE MAN drinks a really cheap wine so if some mosquito bites him, it dies almost instantly poisoned. More About: Quit , Mosquito , Mosquitoes
Simplifying Fractions...
2006-10-10 04:09:03 Itīs for WIMPS to simplify fractions... a REAL MACHO MAN just put 450/900 instead of 1/2... and if the teacher says something to him... he has sex with her! More About: Action , Simp , Fraction
On changing light bulbs...
2006-10-04 16:29:00 It's for WIMPS to cut electricity before changing a light bulb... a TRUE MAN just change it whitout worries about electricity... and gets a electricity charge on porpouse (it's for TRUE WIMPS to die because of that). More About: Changing , Light , Chang , Chan , Light Bulb
At school...
2006-10-02 15:18:04 Itīs for WIMPS to raise your hand before ask something... a REAL MAN asks whitout raising hands... and he asks while teacher is speaking (usually he asks: Teacher... do you want to go out with me?) More About: School
Being a blogger...
2006-10-02 11:43:00 ItÂīs for WIMPS to have a blog (even WIMPER if it is on MySpace)... a TRUE MAN doesn't need to write stupid stuff to pick up girls ;) More About: Blogger , Blog , Bein , Logger , Blogg
Coffee...
2006-10-02 10:45:00 ItÂīs for WIMPS to drink latte... a LATIN MACHO MAN drinks strong black colombian coffee. It's also for WIMPS to add saccharin... a REAL MAN uses a big amount of diabetogenic sugar! More About: Coffee
Making Love
2006-09-29 14:51:03 Itīs for WIMPS to make love only with beautiful women... a MACHO MAN has sex with every woman that he can... but only with alive ones. More About: Love , King , Maki , Makin
At the Swimming Pool
2006-09-29 14:51:03 Itīs for WIMPS to donīt pee on swimming pools... a TRUE MAN not only pees on them, he pees from the outside... and eventually he poos in them. More About: Swimming , Swim , Pool , Ming
Installing programs...
2006-09-25 02:24:01 Itīs for WIMPS to read License Agreements or Terms of Use before installing programs... a REAL MACHO MAN allways accept everything... and hits ENTER as fast as he can. More About: Programs , Alli , Tall , Prog , Program
About this blog...
2006-09-25 02:24:01 Itīs for WIMPS to read this blog and donīt understand it... a TRUE MAN not only enjoy reading it... he shares that feeling spreading this blog among all his contacts! ;) (what are you waiting for? are you WIMP?! Start sharing!) More About: Blog , About , This
Reseting your PC...
2006-09-25 02:24:01 Itīs for WIMPS to reset the PC using CTRL+ALT+DEL... a COOL MAN directly unplugs the PC and then plugs it again... like he plugs himself to your sister. More About: Your , SETI , Reset
Office Launch
2006-09-23 14:15:01 Itīs for WIMPS to wash your teeth after lounch in the office... an AMERICAN MAN cleans their teeth with a paper clip. More About: Office , Launch
Psycopharmacs
2006-09-23 14:15:01 Itīs for WIMPS to read the prospect of psychopharmacs... a TRUE PSYCHODELIC MAN when it says "take only one", he takes four... and ten minutes later he takes another, just in case. More About: Mac , Pharma , Macs , Harm , Arma
Vegetables
2006-09-23 14:15:01 Itīs for WIMPS to note the difference between celery, beet, spinach or radicheta... for a MACHO MAN, all these are lettuce. More About: Vegetables , Tables , Vegetable , Tabl
Farts...
2006-09-23 14:15:01 Itīs for WIMPS to fart in the subway and try to dissimulate... a TRUE MAN stands straight and says: "Here i am!, i have farted and the first one that looks at me with ugly face will be ass kicked because he offends my motherīs raviolis! More About: Fart , Farts
Helping people...
2006-09-20 13:57:04 Itīs for WIMPS to help a blind man to cross the street... a TRUE SURREALISTIC MAN just pass beside the blind man... whistling! More About: People , Ping
Lord of the Rings
2006-09-19 01:45:02 Itīs for WIMPS to see LOTR and feel yourself identificated with the blonde wimp elf, a REAL MAN feels identificated with the bad-tempered dwarf that wants to kick everybodyīs asses. More About: Ring , Lord , Lord of the Rings , Rings
Your Girlfriendīs Sister
2006-09-19 01:45:02 Itīs for WIMPS to donīt feel sexually attracted to your girlfriendīs sister, a MACHO MAN is really horny with her even if she is ugly... just because is her sister. More About: Girlfriend , Your , Friend , Girl , Sister
3rd World Countries
2006-09-19 01:45:02 Itīs for WIMPS countries to doesnīt have a missile to threaten USA, in REAL 3rd World Count ries , people is dying because they donīt have what to eat... but they still have one wimp missile to threaten USA. More About: Trie
Terrorists...
2006-09-19 01:45:02 Itīs for WIMPS to say "i am afraid of terrorists", true AMERICAN MAN is afraid of terrorists but... never says so. More About: Terror , Terrorists , Terrorist , Error
About your hair...
2006-09-18 07:39:01 Itīs for WIMPS to wait for your personal haircutter to be available because "he knows my hair"... a TRUE MAN cuts his hair himself... with an unsharped knife! More About: Your , Hair , About
McDonaldīs
2006-09-18 07:39:01 Itīs for WIMPS to clean your table and throw the trash when you finish eating in McDonald īs... MACHO MAN leaves all the e dirty work for the nice people that works for the WIMPY CLOWN .
The money...
2006-09-18 07:39:01 Itīs for WIMPS to say that money itīs not important... AM ERI CAN MEN lives with the money of those that think that way ;) More About: Money
Pets...
2006-09-18 07:39:01 Itīs for WIMPS to have pets and if they are virtual, you are the QUEEN of WIMPS... ALPHA MALE has women to feed and play with. More About: Pets
Itīs for WIMPS!
More articles from this author:2006-09-17 19:36:04 Itīs for WIMPS to make a lot of things... If you want to be a real man, keep your mind focused on the knowledge within this blog!!! And spread it ;) 1, 2 |
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