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What's up buttercup? Operator15's FAQ
2008-04-21 15:44:00
Well, to overstate the obvious, it's been a while since I've posted. I'm always flattered and humbled to see how many people still visit my blog and leave kind, albeit sometimes a bit crazy,(I'm looking at you, Dragon Baby) comments and emails. I get a few of the same questions repeatedly and, lax pen-pal that I am, I don't respond in a timely fashion, which leads to guilt, which leads to me avoiding the blog, which leads to more questions about when I'm posting again and what I've been up to, which leads to me being a lax pen-pal and the whole thing starts over.SO...To nip this little blossom in the bud, here are a few of my frequently asked questions along with my infrequent answers.1) When will you post more?And my answer is? You guessed it. "Now."2) Where can I call you?You can't. I'm flattered, really. But while I talk about work here, this is my personal blog. I have revealed something of my true nature here and there is no room for my true nature in a phone sex call....

An Impolite Conversation About Money
2007-07-06 15:47:00
When done right, there are some great perks to working as a phone sex operator.Aside from saving cash and time on commuting and dry cleaning, when done correctly, it pays really fucking well.Now this is not to say all operators make good money. In fact, the sad part of it is that the least paid are often the worst treated. Poor operators being forced to sit by their phones during their entire shift, or even wear headsets for hours on end, waiting for the tell-tale beep of a call coming through. These women are often end up making less than minimum wage when they get done. It's legal because they sign on as independant contractors, which is why it's also legal to offer no benefits or overtime while not with-holding taxes or paying unemployment insurance for them. No, for these poor bitches and bastards, life can be a stressful stream of calls from often abusive men, talking about things they may find distrubing under the supervision of a legal form of pimp or procuress who har...
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Emancipation, the Ultimate Punishment
2007-06-05 20:38:00
It?s an eventual fact for even the best of Mistresses that there are sometimes pets who challenge authority. This isn?t always a bad thing. There are certainly Mistresses who enjoy the continual struggle to break and re-break a bratty or out of control pet like an incorrectly set bone. I think it?s fair to say though, that this type of relationship is more about feeding the desire for punishment or drama than about true submission.I?m not one of those Mistresses who enjoy a good fight.I recently had a slave whose lack of self-control often led him to email without taking time to think about what he was saying. Each week, his need for attention grew, and on a typical day I would check in to find either one or two email messages from him. We had a bit of a routine, he and I. IIt?s an eventual fact of even the best of Mistresses? work that there are sometimes pets who challenge authority. This isn?t always a bad thing. There are certainly Mistresses who enjoy the continual stru...
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A Fetish Explained
2007-04-18 11:46:00
OK, now I can see what turns guys on about it.Watch and see...
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Exposing the Hypocrites
2007-04-02 04:12:00
Since my last post (ok, rant) about the Purity Balls, I've been seething a bit. I thought about all the sexism and hypocrisy of religious zealots, which started me thinking about the sexism and hypocrisy of so many others.You see, I speak to these freaky bastards all the time. Especially on the really kinky calls. I've had politicians, judges, religious leaders, and leaders of industry call me from across the world to spank it while I tell them sordid stories about my imaginary antics.Now, I'm not one to rain on anyone's orgasm, but some of these people are real pieces of work. It takes a real shit to argue against same sex marriage, or even civil unions, when you're a crossdresser and part time cocksucker, even if it's only in fantasy. It's a real asshole who'll say women should be virgins on their wedding day, while he pays prostitutes to play with him. And it particularly chaps my ass to hear anyone preach about the sanctity of marriage while spending thousands of dollars...
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Father/Daughter Weddings? Gotta Hand It To Christian Values
2007-03-29 23:49:00
An article caught my attention and chapped my ass.Seems there are father daughter "Purity Balls" where little girls are dressed up like brides, or prom queens to go on "dates" with their fathers where they will exchange rinds and vows of chastity (the fathers vow to "cover my daughter as her authority and protection in the area of purity" and be pure in their own lives) before having a first dance with daddy and eating wedding cake.How sick is this shit?From the article:"Randy and Lisa Wilson, parents of seven (five girls), originated the purity ball at their Generations of Light ministry in Colorado Springs in 1998. Their mission is to preserve girls' chastity by building healthy father-daughter relationships."----How in the fuck is pretending to marry your dad a healthy father-daughter relationship. Hell, were I come from, it doesn't get much unhealthier than pretending to be Daddy's 10 year old wife and property.They're only a degree better than the sick fucks who would actua...
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This Is Your Call On Crack
2007-03-09 07:57:00
I really hate getting calls from men who are drunk or stoned. Having them impaired by both blinding lust and debilitating chemicals seems like such an unsporting advantage.Besides, a lot of times, it increases desire while decreasing ability. A man who can't cumm but wants to can be an annoyance. Oh sure, it makes for a profitable call. But it's annoying nonetheless.
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I Love My Bulk Mail Pen Pals
2007-03-01 08:02:00
I just received an email telling me how I could raise ejaculation volume wih the sender's handy dandy new product.For crying out loud.. how much more do I need to contribute to the world? Sheesh
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This just in..
2007-01-14 17:21:00
I have an update on the studly sissy..He does just want to fuck me! He does! He Does!{{{Dani does the happy dance while breaking out the lube and the lipstick for the sissy who likes to fuck.}}
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Why Can't Men Like That Ever Just Want To Fuck Me?
2007-01-05 07:37:00
There's a guy I talk to.. we'll call him Rhonda.. wants to be femme.He looks like Ralph Fiennes with a built up body. All muscles, and meat, and dreamy green eyes. It makes me want to bang my head against the desk to turn him into a woman.Wax the eyebrows -*bang*Orange cover for the beard shadow- *bang*Shave the chest hair-*bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang**bang* *bang**bang* *bang**bang* *bang*
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Speaking of domination
2006-12-19 23:05:00
This shit just amuses the hell out of me. Check it out: http://theduchess.wordpress.com
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An Orgasm Isn't The Only Good Feeling You Can Buy From A Phone Whore
2006-12-01 11:37:00
"You know I care for you Danielle, but this will be the last time we speak unless you contact me directly. True friendship can't exist when one party is paying for it."It was about eight years ago a man said those words to me. He'd been calling often, and for extended periods, sometimes intentionally hanging on the line until he fell asleep to the sound of voice as I read mystery novels aloud. While I didn't have any romantic feelings for the man, I was concerned for his middle class income and an apparent penchant for downward spirals into reckless spending.Not that there was much I could do about it.I know many would rightly say I contributed to the man's addiction and encouraged him to keep calling. Those people would point out how easy it is to hang up a phone and save him the money. I won't feel harshly toward those accusations, (who could I? I just posed them myself,) I enjoy my own self-rightousness too much to deny it in others. I will, however, defend myself to both my...
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Busy, Busy, Busy
2006-11-28 10:17:00
I've taken a position with a new company, specializing in domination and it's kept me very busy.You'd be amazed how many men need to be tormented, beaten, restrained, and humiliated in preparation for holidays with the family.
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Of Sex and Science
2006-11-03 19:15:02
A new study has determined that there is no firm link between promiscuity and sexually transmitted diseases. They point to the fact that nations with the highest rates of HIV/AIDS are not the nations with the highest rates of promiscuity. Sometimes, scientists fucking kill me. I don?t know what part if "sexually transmitted" is confusing. Don?t get me wrong, in general, I love them. I question everything, have the hots for Jamie and Adam on Mythbusters (I know, they?re not actually scientists,) and become utterly provoked when pseudo-scientists like ghost hunters claim what they do is science though they?ve clearly never heard the words "scientific method." But to deny that promiscuity has any correlation to sexually transmitted disease defies reason. Any fool knows, if you continue to dip from the well, eventually, you?ll pull up the goldfish that?s been down there. Their reasoning takes into account only one factor contributing to the spread of one STD. The scientists themselves ...
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Put the Ginger Root Down and Back Away Slowly
2006-11-01 21:30:00
Ok, I realize I've been a bit obsessed with figging. I'm unreasonably fascinated that such a large portion of my visitors are into it when I've only once heard it come up on the phone.In live, one on one conversation, I've heard far more people tell me they want to be shrunken by some mystery potion slipped in their drinks, and then tormented and ingested by their now proportionately giant girlfriends. I'm guessing in real time, more people are partaking of the ginger than of their shrunken boyfriends. But I digress.I need to get over the figging. I've beaten that dead horse for far too long now, and it's time to move on. In the interests of aiding the pink-rectumed public, I've found some good links on figging.The first is a google-goup on figging. It seems they had the idea before I did, but I bet they don't have a cool song. And don't get me started on the secret handshake. Anyway, you can find the hip figsters hanging out at http://groups-beta.google.com/group/...
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Happy Figging Halloween
2006-10-31 19:18:00
Once again, I stop by my blog to discover that easily 15% of my visitors are looking for information on figging. Well Happy Hall oween my burning-bottomed little kinksters! Did you realize there were so many of you?You should all start a club. Hell, maybe I'll start a club for you... If you're nice. But first, you'll have to come out of the closet, or rather, the spice cupboard, and tell me it's what you really, really want.You can be the Fig-kateers.Sing the song with me, will you?G-I-N... Anyone up for a figging?G-E-R... Are you ready for the burn?A-S-S-E-D(I realize many of my readers aren't from America and may not understand the reference to the Mickey Mouse Club, but please don't feel left out. You'd be amazed by how many Americans don't get my jokes either.)Wow, how many times in life will I get to bring Mickey Mouse and figging into the same conversation, huh? It's days like these that make me adore being literate.Well, Happy Halloween everybody. And to my pagan fri...
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Sexy Skirt
2006-10-17 21:24:00
Me: Hi, this is Lara, who's this?Him: What kind of skirt are you wearing?Me: Poodle.Him: Poodle?Me: Yes, poodle.Him: What do you mean, poodle?Me: I mean I'm wearing a poodle skirt. It's a skirt... with a poodle.Him: Like one of those old fashioned things?Me: Yes, just like one of those old fashioned things.Him: You're not really wearing a skirt are you?Me: How did you guess?Him: {{{{Click}}}}(Next time I'll tell him it's a grass skirt and see if I fare any better.)
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Figging revisited
2006-10-08 23:18:02
I?ve recently added this nifty little feature to my blog which allows me to see where people are visiting me from both geologically (Hellooooooo Dubai!) and virtually, as in "what link did you follow to find me?" Turns out a disproportionate number of you little kinkmeisters come to me after you?ve googled the word ?figging.? Oh yeah, you know who you are. Well, as a public service for my lovely burn-bottomed readers, I thought I?d go into it in a little more detail. First, some safety tips. 1) Peel it. Smooth it down, take off the rough patches and knobbly bits, and round the end. Inserting the ginger should burn, not scrape. 2) Wash the damned thing! We all know you shouldn?t be eating fruits and vegetables without giving them a rinse, do you really think it?s advisable to shove one up your ass, pesticides and all? You?ll also need to clear away any peelings still clinging to the root. 3) Use a root large enough not to slip in and disappear. This really isn?t anything you want t...
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The Supreme Court Refuses to Jugde Dildo
2006-10-03 04:39:03
A man in El Paso was arrested for violating a Texas law prohibiting the sale of sex toys shaped like sexual organs. Two undercover police officers made the arrest when adult-bookstore employee Ignacio Acosta made remarks which indicated the phallus was intended for uses which were prurient in nature as opposed to educational, medical, or artistic. Let me repeat that slowly. He was arrested, while selling a dildo in an adult bookstore to police officers who were disguised as people who have sex when he indicated that the dildo the one that was in the adult bookstore was intended to be used as a sex toy instead of medical or educational use. If he had sold a dildo shaped like a rabbit, it would have been somehow alright. If he has sold a dildo shaped like a penis under the guise of using it as a rectum dilator, it would have been somehow alright. If he had sold a dildo shaped like a penis, claiming it to be a ten inch, rubber sculpture representing man?s inhumanity to man, that ...
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Why ask why?
2006-09-29 22:20:00
I've on occasion been asked why I would do phone sex for a living.To be honest, I don't do it for a living, it's more of a hobby. Which is not to say I'm getting off while I do it, but that entertains me by lettiing me have an amusing glimpse into some men's psyches.There's that, but I really just wanted to see the look on the auditor's face when I claim vibrators as a legitimate business expense.

I Just Don't Get To See Them AT Their Most Intelligent
2006-09-27 23:09:00
Me: Sure, I can send you a pic of myself baby. Where would you like me to send it?Him: Number five Elm Street, Springfield.Me: Ok, well hun, what’s your email address?Him: There isn’t one, I live in a house.
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The advertising think-tank is filled with intellectual guppi
2006-09-24 21:42:01
I normally prefer to stay away from the war between the sexes. They usually end up being ugly accusations which cite extreme examples of behavior as a justification for the attack of half the population. It?s ridiculous and the attacker ends up looking more foolish than the attacked. That said... Some men are so fucking stupid I could have an aneurism just thinking about it!There?s an old truism in advertising that says simply "sex sells." Let me be the first to raise my hand and testify to the truthiness (I love you, Stephen Colbert) of this statement.The heavily male dominated advertising industry has been pitching sexy ads to the heavily male dominated executive businesspeople almost since mass media and branding were created. For the most part, it?s been a great success. An new study conducted by three University of Florida professors is saying that for women, the theory is a falsehood. The study showed women who were shown advertisements featuring attractive female models and ...
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My good deed for the day
2006-09-22 22:53:00
In response to a request for links to other phone sex perator's blogs, I've found a list of directories which allow you to search for adult blogs by category (BBW, Tranny, hardcore, etc.) Manny operators list their blogs on these directories.Here ya go puddin's;Adult Blog DirectoryAdult Blog SpiderPorn Blog CatalogDirectory of Sex BlogsQuality Adult BlogsSex Blog HunterTwisted BlogsAdult Blog TurtlePorn Blog DogPorn Blog RabbitPorn Blog WorldSexblog DemonPornblog FinderSex Blog DumpSex Blog PussySex Blog ZillaWorldWide Topsites
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Do You Want To Know What I Do When I'm Feeling A Little Kinky?
2006-09-18 00:48:00
Sometimes, not often, but every once in a while, when I'm feeling a little bit freaky, I talk about thinks that have nothing to do with sex.I've started a Blog over at MySpace for those days. You can find it at http://blog.myspace.com/operator15Go.. Laugh... Be my friend.Please?
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Small Penis Prevention Day.. Spread The Word!
2006-09-07 22:15:00
It's here at last! I know you've been waiting. The 1st annual Small Penis Prevention day is finally here.Mistress V has decided to take matters into her own hands and cull the herd of underendowed men through the use of tagging, tattooing, and branding to mark these men as unfit for procreation. She also supports the use of chastity devices and sterilization to prevent these men from passing on the puny-peter gene.Show your support, visit he site today and learn what you can do to prevent small penises.
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Trapped In Chocolate?
2006-08-19 04:35:00
The AP wire released a story about a Kenosha Wisconsin man who fell into vat of chocolate. The poor bastard was stuck until rescue workers could blend in enough cocoa butter to thin the goo to a workable consistancy.I'm smelling a new fetish hitting the phones.Oh wait, that's mine.
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Self-fellatio as an art form?
2006-08-02 21:54:00
Here I thought all those guys in my Yoga class were either gay, or there to pick up women. I egotistically assumed that if they weren't there to check out my Downward Facing Dog, it was because they already had a little bit of bitch in them.Turns out some guys are just there training for the oral-masturbation competition in the Sex Olympics.I don't want you to go thinking this is all about self gratification though. No, not at all. As with so very many personal journeys toward self-sufficiency, this physical manifestation of emotional need (the emotion being lust) has inspired intrepid young artists, and Ron Jeremy, to immortilize their work on film and paper.A man who signs his messages only as "Self " has created some images of his pursuits that can truly be called artistic. His composition is striking, the lighting mysterious, and the overall tone of his works have a rather sophisticated feel for a man who is pictured with his head almost literally up his ass.His website http://...
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Juggling Is The New Mime
2006-06-22 19:44:00
As a rule, phone sex operators can be pretty busy during the prime-time hours.As with any entertainment industry, there really isn't much business during the day, and it's in the after dinner hours that things pick up. Now, what with sex being a common bedtime ritual, we tend to keep going a little later than your average movie theater, but the principle is the same. We mostly work nights.By know, you should be reasonably wondering where I'm going with this and what it has to do with juggling mimes. Well Poppet, my point is... We don't get to watch much television unless we record it.Be patient, the jugglers are coming.I took this week off from work for the first time in five years (the beauty of phone sex is that it can go with you when you're on vacation) and reintroduced my ass to my couch.I don't mind saying, I had some rather high expectations. For the past decade, I've occasionally caught a few good shows, but only after the seasons are released on DVD. (House MD is a s...
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Talk about phoning it in...
2006-06-13 21:49:00
I found a new sex toy for you! Ok, maybe not the kind you're thinking of. It's a chatterbot, and you can now chat online anytime with my vacuous alter-ego.Go ahead, she's right there at the top of the right hand column. Here----------->Go on. You know you wanna.She may not be as stimulating as a venus butterfly vibrator, but if you ask the right questions, she can be penetrating none-the-less.Enjoy.I'm a geek.
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If this doesn't work out for me, I can always be a Foley Artist
2006-04-07 18:43:00
Phone sex isn't always the easiest job. The easiest job I think would be oh, I dunno, ethics advisor for George W. Bush. It's not like you'd be called on to do anything.I probably should'nt have gone there huh? You didn't come here for partisan politics did you? No, you didn't. I'm not a polite person and if you wish to spank me for my insolence, perhaps we can arrange something.Anyway.. phone sex. It's not the job for a brainles slut who has nothing to recommend her beyond a sweet voice. Oh sure, there are a lot of us out there who are sluts, and most of us have sweet voices, but the brainless ones don't tend to do very well.The most important skill a phone sex operator will use is not a naturally pleasant voice, but the ability to read people and decipher what callers want without the benefit of body language and few, if any, spoken clues. Beyond that, the ability to quickly spin engaging stories based on ideas never before heard or thought of is mandatory and last but no...
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