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I am Optimus Prime, Leader of the Autobots
2007-10-31 16:09:00
... and I am for sale. Sold actually. Someone bought Optimus Prime at ebay for $55,200.00.This Replica of Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots , in the hit movie Transformers , is in mint condition.Accessories include:Voice activated alarm, with the voice of Optimus Prime on lock and unlock mode.17 inch LCD TV/DVDJVC JAVX33 Stereo CD/DVD player with Bluetooth and Satelite Radio readyInfinity Sound system, speakers and subwooferNew Memory Foam mattress in sleeperand many more. Too many features to list, the only thing it can't do is transform!!via ChotTags : optimus prime, transformers, autobots
More About: Vehicles

Gold Coast
2007-10-31 15:03:00
The Gold Coast is located on the Eastern seaboard of Australia just 80km south of the City of Brisbane. Gold Coast is widely acknowledged as Australia's premier holiday destination where you can enjoy its wealth of attraction from a relaxing retreat or an action packed family holiday at the theme parks or other action stations.There is a lot of interesting place to visit i.e Seaworld. The much anticipated Sea World Eye, is now open. The structure sits an impressive 60 metres high over Sea World and offers sweeping views of the scenic Gold Coast area, including unparalleled views across the Broadwater.Gold Coast Accomodation is cheap if you know where to look but if you prefer to stay in style, the choose Palazzo Versace, the world's only Versace Hotel. But I think, Hotels in Brisbane is much cheaper than in Gold coast but the traveling time can be a factor. Brisbane Accomodation may be cheap, but 80km is a long way.With AirAsia flying to Gold Coast, it is even cheaper to go there ...
More About: Happy Holidays

Safety First
2007-10-28 18:14:00
Safety is important especially if you work in dangerous places. You need special equipments that are designed to prevent injury. These equipments however, are not safe.Face masksA cheaper version of the safety helmet.A DIY safety equipment. What if the person in front farted. Will the 2 behind him stay?Tags : Daily Jokes, Humor , Funny Pictures
More About: Safety , Oh No

Samy Pellu
2007-10-28 18:09:00
Samy Pellu ditemuramah tentang program angkasawan negara.Samy : "...Bagi saya, ini semua adalah satu pembaziran atas duit rakyat. Kita sepatutnya tidak hantar mereka ke bulan, tapi hantar mereka pergi matahari. Barulah USA, Russia, respect sama kita...."Merapuman : Tapi Dato' Seri, mataharikan panas. Macam mana kita hendak pergi sana? Bolehkah kita lakukannya?Samy : Cit! itu pasal la you tara jadi mintri. Saya suda lebey 30 tahun jadi mintri, saya musti ada jalan penyelesaian. Kita jangan pergi siang, manyak panas. kita pigi malam, baru ada sujuuuuuk ......Samy : Walaubagaimanapun, saya rasa syukur Dr Sheikh sudah meninggal dunia dan selamat kembali. Tags : Daily Jokes, Humor , politician
More About: People , Politician

MagicLoans
2007-10-28 17:03:00
Thinking to extend the kitchen but don't have the fund? There is a few ways to raise momey.If you are still paying mortgage, then get an equity loan. The equity in your home is the value of your home once all debt has been deducted. If your house value is $150,000 and the balance of the mortgage is $50,000, then the equity in your home would stand at $100,000. Equity loans allows you to raise fund without selling the current home. If you have don't owe anything, the get Secured Loans UK instead. Use the house to get money :)Looking for a loan is very simple nowadays if compared to our parents' time. All you need to have is an internet access and a good search engines. And then you can start finding the information you need before actually applying for the loan itself. However, you got to be careful, taking a loan when the existing one has not finished can be a gamble if not done properly. Get some advice before you decide.Tags : equity, loans, home
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8 More Reasons
2007-10-28 16:47:00
... why car ads with male models are not ok. So, the next time you are buying the car, just make sure there's no male models in the ads.Tags : Daily Jokes, Humor , Funny Pictures
More About: Vehicles , Reasons

Panda
2007-10-23 17:17:00
Sometimes I feel that we give more attention and affection to animals than human. We take the trouble to save them from extinction. Treat them like human. Equal! But at the same time, we treat humans like animals. Take the Nurin Jazlin case as an example or what is happening in Irag. What about Israel and Palestine ? Do the Palestinian people (or Israel?) have to suffer forever? Earth is one weird place.Tags : Panda , Israel, Palestine
More About: Animals

To Heavy for the Signboard
2007-10-22 04:16:00
Oh, one more thing before planning for your holiday. Get fit. You don't want that tummy on a perfect beach surrounded by beautiful girls in bikinis. They might ignore you :)Tags : slimming, tummy, Fat
More About: Happy Holidays , Heavy

Real Travelling Experience
2007-10-22 04:12:00
Been planning for a holiday but there is no one to refer to especially when the place is totally different in terms of culture, climate and food. Have visited most of the travel agents in town but still couldn't get a true picture of your holiday destination. Ya, I know some times it's tough. You want to go for a holiday but don't want to go to those 'usual' places that other people go to. Real Travel can give you just what you need. Travel guide from real people and real experience. Not from any advertisement where it only give you the 'nice' things. Of course you can't expect everything to be perfect but you can always be prepared. At the same time, you too can share your experience with others with RealTravel free travel blog. Tell the world your experience and create you own perfect travel guide for others to see.This is what I found about Malaysia from one of RealTravel bloggerA melting pot of cultures, dialects, religions and people Malaysia is everything you thought it...
More About: Travelling , Experience , Erie

Prison Break?
2007-10-20 15:18:00
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck. Then gets up and goes into the bathroom.While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, 'Listen, this guy's an escaped convict! Look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist. Don't complain. Do whatever he tells you.Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong. Honey, I love you.'To which the wife responds, 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay. He thought you were cute and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey,I love you too !Tags : priso...
More About: Prison Break , Break , Prison , Brea

Help
2007-10-20 02:45:00
Flirting seems fun but always it end up in bed. Affairs can be complicated if not handled properly and it can also be dangerous if you are not careful. If you are in trouble, please don't have this as your plan b. Publish Postm/_D-GQXw7HSdQ/RxlQJpNc3FI/AAAAAAAAAe c/weqgtcJOfos/s1600-h/affair.jpg">It is too risky .. ha .. ha .. but at least you will know how rocks feels like. Running naked would be a better plan.Tags : bogel, naked, flirting
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Auckland Anyone?
2007-10-20 02:04:00
Holiday season is almost near. Have you planned yours? As I said before, Air Asia is already flying to Australia. It will cost you less that RM700 to fly to Australia. Now that it is cheap to fly there, going to New Zealand will be much cheaper as well. Friends told me that it is cheaper to fly from Australia than to fly direct.Auckland will be a great destination if you have New Zealand in mind. Hotels in Auckland can be booked online. While searching for info online, I can say that some of Auckland Hotels prices are quite cheap. A NZD 35.00 for a 2 star Auckland Accommodation will fit in any backpackers budget.If you are into animals, the Hauraki Gulf is one of the world?s richest habitats for marine mammals. There are about 22 species of dolphins and whales have been found here. Auckland's Dolphin and Whale Safari guarantees viewing of dolphins or whales. The sighting rate is 96% all year round.Well, regardless whether you are planning for a Dolphin Safari or want to experience ...
More About: Whales , Klan

A Real Bad Mishap
2007-10-17 07:09:00
This is supposed to be a fun day in a hot tub with hot girls in bikinis but .. shit happens.An unpredictable outcome that is unfortunate.An instance of misfortune.An unfortunate state resulting from unfavorable outcome.or just Bad Luck? Tags : shit, bad luck, hot girls hot bathtub
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The Bathtub Test
2007-10-17 06:50:00
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized."Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub,then we offer a teaspoon,teacupand a bucketto the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.""Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."Your answer here - DO NOT CHEAT!Now scroll down"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug."He added, "Do you want a bed near the window?"Did you pass? ha..ha.. welcome to MerapuLand!Tags : mental asylum, gila, crazy, bathtub
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Would anyone in Malaysia do this?
2007-10-17 06:49:00
I hope we won't ever see any of our artiste like this. People has been closing one eye on the Ashraf Sinclair and Bunga Cinta Lestari case.Tags : naked, Ashraf Sinclair, Bunga Cinta Lestari
More About: Malaysia , Mala , Malays

Eid Mubarak!
2007-10-15 03:59:00
Selamat Hari Raya everyone. Maaf Zahir & Batin.
More About: Eid Mubarak , Mubarak

Optical Illusions?
2007-10-15 03:52:00
You can't see if you are too close. This is a good example of being too close to something and not being able to see. It's an image of Johnny Depp. Stand back .. about 1.5M and now you see. The one above is a JPG and not an animated GIF or something if you looks closely, it looks like the hole is pulling you in. Found both at Mighty Optical Illusions .Tags : Optical Illusions , Johnny+Depp, Johnny Depp

Quit Smoking
2007-10-06 18:58:00
Ready to quit smoking?Quit now, before it kills you!Tags : caffeine, smoking, cigarettes
More About: Quit Smoking , Smoking , Cigarettes

Coffeeto keep you Awake
2007-10-06 18:53:00
How good this one look but it sure can't beat Setarbak KopiTags : coffee, caffeine, hole
More About: Food , Hole , Awake

Visit Britain
2007-10-06 18:27:00
UK is on her way to become a true 24 hour nation, the choice of night-time activities is huge, and ever increasing. Most of the public transport runs through the night, so it is not a problem to get back to your hotels. This make wandering at night easy but I'll prefer the soccer games rather than the night life.I would plan to visit UK if it is cheap to go there. I wonder when will Air Asia has flights directly to London. It has already started flying to Gold Coast. Most probably soon I hope because while the flight tickets are expensive hotel stay is quite cheap for their standard. There is a few 1 star London hotels, where you can get for as low as $10 (GBP).Fancy visiting Edinburgh, a World Heritage Site for its museums and galleries or maybe for some BritPop at Glasgow. Check out the price for Edinburgh Hotels and Glasgow Hotel. You still have time to look around while waiting for Air Asia to announce its flights to UK.Tags : britain, england, travel
More About: England , Travel , Britain , Visit

Cood Advertisement
2007-10-06 18:21:00
It may look weird at first, but its cool. Not many people can come out ideas like this but once you got it, it will be remembered.Tags : cool
More About: Advertisement , Vert

Anti-Rape Condom
2007-10-04 17:59:00
RapeX is new kind of condom with monstrous opening to bite rapist?s d*ck. Just remember one this, this thing here is used to protect not satisfy oneself.Via Kucau.Tags : condom, rape, aah ooh
More About: Tools , Condom , Anti , Rape

Smorty = Money
2007-10-04 16:54:00
Publishers will pay you when you write your opinion about their websites or their products. But before they can offer you that money, you will need to know where to find them.Smorty provide a service for advertisers and publishers to connect with each other. You can find what you want to write from Smorty. It is easy to get paid to blog with Smorty.When there's an opportunity available, Smorty will send you an email where it will tell you what is it all about, for which blog (if you registered more than one blog) and how much is the advertiser paying. However, since opportunities are given on the first come first serve basis, the emails you get will not guarantee the opportunity will be there when you log in.But, generally it is easy to make money with Smorty. It pays a minimum of $6 per blog post and it can go up to $100 depending on your traffic, popularity and PR. Joining is fairly easy and you don't have to pay anything to join. It's don't cost money but you can make money. ...
More About: Money , Income , Mort

When I grow up ..
2007-10-04 15:10:00
When I grow up, I want to be a tiger.I want to be a bonsai tree. Small and beautiful.Tags : Daily Jokes, Humor , Funny Pictures
More About: Animals , Grow

Another tip on hiding an elephant
2007-10-04 15:05:00
So, you are still not scared of an elephant sitting on you. Another tip on how to hide a big elephant in the city. This is another way to play with it outdoors.Tags : wild animals, elephant, graffiti
More About: Graffiti , Animals , Elephant

Value Starlifts
2007-10-03 17:44:00
Sometimes you will find a site where you wish you will never have to visit but still, you need to know about it. Referring to my previous post, having an elephant as a pet can be dangerous. What if it goes berserk and you land up with a broken leg? Who knows, right.Accidents happen, however there's always help or tools that you can find and help you in your daily activities. Imagine if you live in a double storey house with a broken leg. Tools like stairlifts would sure come handy. But who wants a broken leg? You might say that if you are young and strong but as you get older your bones may not be able to support you anymore. Weird isn't it?For whatever reason, just in case you need one, Value Stairlifts has been around since 2001 and they provide full range of stairlifts, both indoor and outdoor. If you can't afford a new one, they even have reconditioned stairlifts which have been fully refurbished and tested for safety by their technicians.Anyway, I am not asking you to get o...
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How to hide an elephant?
2007-10-03 17:30:00
OK, stop the fish stories for a while :). Now, let say that you have decided to have an elephant as a pet instead. Maybe you are not into fishing and you prefer something with 4 legs, a trunk and big ears. Ha.ha. but how do you keep one? It's categorized as wild animals, right? Here are some tips.Tags : animals, wild, elephant
More About: Animals , Wild , Elephant , Hide

The Last Fishing Trip
2007-10-02 15:38:00
And also the last photo taken together. It looks like the shark was fishing them.Tags : sharks, underwater, Fish
More About: Fishing , Animals , Trip , Underwater

Canon A570 IS
2007-10-02 15:25:00
The best camera for a fishing trip must be a point and shoot type of camera. It's lightweight, compact and of course cheap. You will not want any accident to happen if you bring along your DSLR camera. Handling a compact point and shoot camera would be much easier. Canon PowerShot A570 IS Digital camera would be a good choice. It comes with 7.4 megapixel and 4x optical zoom which is enough to capture every detail of your marlins. It comes with auto focus and optical image stabilization so that you don't have to worry about the fish moving too fast. The best part - AA batteries, easy to find anywhere.Accessories like the waterproof underwater case is also available if you have plan to submerge it for a different kind of photography experience. Want one? Get it at Shopping.Com, they also have a wide selection of choices in case you don't prefer Canon.Tags : camera, digital, fishing
More About: Fishing , Anon

More Fishy Stories
2007-09-26 16:15:00
More of these fishes at Bounty fishing, something fishy is going on in Hollywood. Tags : fishing, Ling, sting ray
More About: Movies , Stories , Animals