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Directories
2007-08-16 18:16:00
A World of Bloggers Blog Announce Blog Dumps Blog Flux Blog Top Sites Blog Toplist Blogs RaterBudu.com Free Ads For Bloggers Humor Links Humor Top List Blog Malaysia Blog Rank Sentraal Station
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Cikgu Suraya's Student
2007-08-15 19:19:00
A first-grade teacher, Cikgu Suraya (Age 22) was having trouble with one of her students.The teacher asked the boy, 'what is your problem?' The boy answered, 'I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!'Cikgu Suraya had enough. She took the boy to the principal's office. While the boy waited at the reception of the office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.The principal told Cikgu Suraya he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.The boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'Boy: '9'.Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'Boy: '36'.So it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Cikgu Suraya and tells her, 'I think the boy can go to the third-grad...
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Something for Next April Fool
2007-08-14 17:59:00
For those with a weird sense of humor. My advise is to try this on your boss and see how he/she response.Tags : cake, birthday, skeleton
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Storage Ideas
2007-08-14 17:16:00
It is difficult to find space if you have a small house but that should not stop you from creating space. If you need ideas for storage cabinets head for Car Guy Garage at http://www.carguygarage.com. The space inside your house may be full but you can always optimize your garage space for more. The only thing you need now is the correct type of cabinets.Tags : storage, cabinets, store
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Transformers for Girls : Pretty Girls
2007-08-07 16:36:00
Another set of Tran sformers toys. One is Optimus Prime that turns into an Avon truck while the other is Megatron as a hair dryer. These should make the girls happy when everything else is for boys. Tags : transformers, toys for kids
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Transformers for Girls : Little Girls
2007-08-04 18:14:00
Since the Transformers the movie was released, a lot of robotic items have beed produced including this little pony and sowing machine. Well, these are for little girls, more to come.Tags : transformers, autobots, decepticons, minicons
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Farreys Fan
2007-08-04 17:45:00
OK, this look weird, right? Do you know what it is? It does look like an insect wings doesn't it. Anyway, it is not. It is a ceiling fan. Surprised? I was too the first time I saw it. If you're looking for an unconventional way to stir up interest in your living room as well as air, the Fanimation Palisade is the answer. For a fan of that size, you need a living hall instead of a living room :). You can find more at Farreys.com. It offers thousands of unique ceiling fans from more than a dozen popular ceiling fan manufacturers which includes Craftmade, Ellington, Fanimation and Casablanca fans.Tags : fans, electrical, Funny Pictures
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Special Attack Fore
2007-08-04 17:31:00
Remember the time I mentioned about Merapuland's National Guards? Well, we have received new sets of vehicles today.Although the initial plan was to use these attack vehicles for the Recon Division, the KING has decided to upgrade them with a special light attack cannons which we recently developed. Tags : merapu, special task force, world at war
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Jobs in Edinburgh
2007-08-04 17:11:00
So, you are bored with life in Malaysia. Tired of living here and thinking of moving out, to another country. Where would you go? Will it be easy to get any jobs?It's the same in any part of the world, the only question is would they take foreigners to work for them :). Why not try Scotland ? Finding jobs online is normal, even companies are paying to be listed. But anyway, if your are planning to move to Scotland, particularly Edinburgh there a site that is specialized for jobs in Edinburgh. It's a one stop place. It offers dating service, and also flats for rent other than edinburgh jobs.Tags : jobs, dating, Scotland
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Yoga
2007-08-04 17:00:00
Do you know that it is stressful looking for grass on this beautiful beach? I think it's about time I go for my massage and yoga class.via gafferbeeTags : yoga, massage, mad cow
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A Typical Ah Beng
2007-08-02 15:19:00
I was looking for an empty space to park my car at Bangsar when suddenly there's a knock on the glass *"Encik ah..tanya sikit ah..itu Chimpeng mana ah..?""What?""Chimpeng, Chimpeng...saya sudah tanya itu guard ah.. dia ckaap sini ada satu Chimpeng...""Sorrylah Apek. Saya tak tau woh...Apa tempat itu Chimpeng?""Aiyah...itu Chimpeng balu punya..Saya mau pigi angkat wang la...""Tarak tau la boss. Itu kedai ka apa?Along ka?""Chimpeng bukan kedai ma..lu itu pun tak tau ah..? itu Chimpeng macam ituMay Peng, Public Peng, RHetB Peng...itu balu punya Peng.."SO GUYS..WHAT DO YOU THINK THE BANK IS?CIMB :)Tags : banks, ah beng, CIMB Bank
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Confused
2007-07-25 16:53:00
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?Tags : Daily Jokes , Humor , Laughs

Mailbox Anyone?
2007-07-25 16:14:00
I never thought there are so many types of mailboxes to choose from. I have never seen any specialized shops in Malaysia that sell only mailbox. I have never seen one. Mostly can be found in a gift shop but with limited choice. mailboxixchange.com offers high quality residential mailboxes and also commercial mailoxes. Everything from Stainless Steel to Aluminum and in between. I doubt it if you couldn't find what you need there. If you really can't, its customer representative would help you to find one.You can even make money from mailboxixchange.com by being an affiliate member. They pay you $20 just for signing up. When a customer makes a purchase from your link, you can earn up to 12% commission and checks for all commissions earned will be sent to you once your balance exceeds $50. Tags : advertisement, mailbox, postbox

Bras and Panties
2007-07-21 16:58:00
Would you buy any of these? I know you would and any man would too for their girlfriends. But would you buy it and show it around? Would you? I would, after all those are key chains. Tags : erotic bra, panties
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Protobots and Perocepticons?
2007-07-21 16:51:00
This will only happen if Prot on or Perodua sponsored Transformers the movie. Have you seen it? If you haven't, download the short Transformers 2 movie. You can also read my review of Transformers the movie.Tags : Proto n, Perodua, Transformers
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Wanna be FAMOUS?
2007-07-21 03:44:00
If you do, Joel Badinas will put you on his blog. You, your blog and your complete profile. Something like : 1) When and how did you start blogging?2) How many blogs do you maintain?3) What is your primary reason for blogging?4) How many hours you spend blogging everyday?5) How do you market your blog?6) Do you monetize your blog? How?7) If you were to write your very last blog post, what it is about?8) What is the biggest blogging mistake you've ever done?9) If you are allowed to read only one blog, what should it be?10) What advice can you give to other bloggers? Visit Joel's blog. Tags : famous, blogger profile
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Paris Human Show
2007-07-15 19:00:00
This is not a Paris Hilton post.Tags : paris, weird art, people
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Blue Watermelon
2007-07-15 17:49:00
Never seen this before. Wonder how does it taste?Tags : weird, fruits
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Mailing List
2007-07-15 17:32:00
Whether you have an online or offline business a Mailing List is very important. Imagine if I have a list of 50 thousand people. And every time I publish a post, those 50 thousand people will get an email from me saying there's an update. From that 50 thousand people, let say only 5% responded and visited my site. That's about 2500. From that 2500, let say only 25 click on my adsense ads and let say that click is worth USD1. If I post daily, I would be making about USD750 per month from advertisement only. That's a lot of money for not doing anything :)Imagine the effect if have a product to sell and you have a huge mailing list. I learned that Martin Worldwide, one of the leaders in the direct marketing industry, has built a reputation by offering innovative mailing list products to its clients and it has over 290 million records. Even if only 1% responded, that's a lot of money. One of its most successful products is ResponseCom?. ResponseCom? is a potent, proprietary blend ...

My Canon
2007-07-14 18:45:00
The Roberts were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family.On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Roberts kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now; the man should be here soon."Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to...''Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Roberts cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting you.""Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?""Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat"After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?""Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.""Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for...
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Fish Face
2007-07-14 18:25:00
On a date and have nothing to do? Try this. It would also help on your facial exercise.More of this from Funny Fish Face sTags : fish face, weird, Funny
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Transformers 2
2007-07-12 12:50:00
Can't get enough of Optimus Prime, Megatron, BumbleBee and Frenzy, make your own! Download this free transformers movie and watch it everyday.Tags : transformers, autobots, decepticons
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Totally Geek!
2007-07-08 18:18:00
Ok, who want this on their girlfriend?Thanks to Izzat.Tags : geek, t-shirt, real tits
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Jangan Ikut Belakang
2007-07-08 10:04:00
If you think 'Jangan Pandang Belakang' is the scariest, most chilling Malay movie of all time. Think again. This is scarier. Something is missing, I don't think he got his underwear on. Even if Prince Harry is gay, would he use the pick-up line "Are you wearing underwear?" on this guy? Like he did when he visited "Cowboys", a Hooters-esque nightclub, recently.Tags : pick-up line, underwear, big ass
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firefly
2007-06-30 19:15:00
Attractive deals at firefly. Can they beat AirAsia? Check them out. See sidebar top right. Valid from 1-7 July 2007. :)Tags : firefly, airasia
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House For Rent
2007-06-30 19:03:00
No deposit required.Very near to public transport, within walking distance to the LRT station.Tags : trains, rent, Funny Pictures
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Khasiat Kentut
2007-06-30 18:37:00
Ini mungkin melucukan dan dianggap tidak masuk akal tetapi pegawai kesihatan persekutuan Amerika Syarikat AS) dijangka segera mengeluarkan laporan yang memberi amaran kepada umum mengenai faedah kentut. "Kentut, jika kerap dihidu boleh menyembuhkan perbagai penyakit berbahaya seperti sakit kepala, gangguan pada mata, emfisema, lelah, bronchitis sakit jantung dan lain lain"Setiap tahun, kira-kira 130,000 rakyat AS telah pulih daripada perbagai penyakit disebabkan menghidu kentut dan ramai lagi berasa lega daripada penyakit serius kerana terlalu lama terdedah kepada keadaan itu," kata seorang doktor yang bertugas dengan Pusat Kawalan Penyakit (CDC) AS.Katanya, orang ramai mesti menyedari menghidu kentut sebenarnya menambah khasiat untuk kesihatan orang lain. Menurut laporan yang akan dikeluarkan CDC, setiap tahun kentut mempulihkan 800 kes serangan jantung, 250 kes angin ahmar, 30000 lelah dan 50000 kes sakit telinga.Disebabkan masalah makanan tidak teratur, kini ramai rakyat Am...

Vote for me in the next general election
2007-06-23 14:08:00
I am not going to go into details what is the video about. Take a look a decide. But after seeing the video, I think that I am qualified to run for the next general election. Don't you? Tags : parliament, stupid, MP, bodoh
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My 5 Favorite Malaysian Bloggers
2007-06-21 17:43:00
Sorry Princess for taking my time to do this. I was tagged by Princess Shin to list my 5 favorite Malaysian Bloggers . So far these are the 5 blogs that I visit weekly.(1) Channel 11 Point 5(2) The Superwoman-Wannabe's PageChannel 11 point 5 belongs to my sister while Superwoman-wannabe is my cousin. It helps me to keep in touch especially on what's happening with their life. Senang kan, kalau semua ada blog(3) The 3rd one is Gab. He's staying nearby but I don't think I know who he is even though if he's sitting in the next table at Maju Ahmad :). I like his stories.(4) Not going to tell(5) and of course the 5th one would be my new blog I am not tagging anyone. Feel free to do this. Let me know and I'll link to you from here.Tags : tag, malaysian, bloggers
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Mysterious Woman
2007-06-20 15:22:00
Do you believe in ghost? It is hard to believe but look at this. It must be on the 15th floor or something and it is impossible to pretend to be a ghost and not fall down, especially when it is taken at that place.so, if you are reading this blog as 12AM, I'm sorry. Didn't mean to scare you.Tags : ghost, scary
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