The Weird World of MerapuManThe Weird World of MerapuManA Blog of Jokes, the Best Lawak and some really Weird Stuff. Articles
GOLD
2007-06-20 15:07:00 Why do ladies go ga ga over gold. Is it for the value or for just showing of. It is more obvious when you go back to your kampung(hometown) for kenduri(special occasion that involve food, eat and networking - mind my translation).Anyway, men have also started to be interested in gold. Buying gold has been recognized for centuries as one of the best ways to preserve one's wealth and purchasing power. Even some banks offer account where you can keep the weight of the gold instead of the gold itself. Currenlty the price of gold has doubled since 10 years ago.Every stock market investor should consider diversifying his investment with precious metal. Although all investment have risk but when it comes to gold. It is quite stable. Try it!Tags : gold, investment, money More About: Gold
Do you want one?
2007-06-18 12:12:00 What will happen if the Shanghai Commercial & Savings Bank LTD opens a branch here and introduce little Puki to us? The bank even has a city name after it, visit the Puki City.Come on, get your PUKI here but I think you need to open an account first. Ya, that should be it, open an account and get a PUKI for free.If only they understand Malay.Tags : banks More About: Funny Pictures
Who's taking care of our chicks?
2007-06-14 16:00:00 All poultry and birds within a one-kilometer radius of Kg Paya Jaras Hilir in Sungai Buloh have been culled. It is believed that the source of the H5N1 virus may come from chickens that were bought from Thailand, thanks to the Indonesian and Cambodian residents who like cock fighting. I was worried at first as my home is within the 10KM radius from the point of origin. But now, I'm not worried anymore as I have someone who will protect the chicks. If they are ok, then the people will be ok.Have you seen SpiderMan latest movie, read what I think of Spiderman 3.Tags : bird flu, spiderman, cock fight More About: Funny Pictures , Care , Chicks , Taking
Terrible F1 Accident
2007-06-10 17:32:00 If you're here for pictures of any Formula 1 accident, I'm sorry I don't have that. Not even a picture of Fernando Alonso, Lewis Hamilton nor Kimi Raikkonen. So, who won the Canada Grand Prix. I missed that one.Tags : formula 1, F1, accident More About: Funny Pictures , Accident , Terri , Cide
SCORE! Educational Centers
2007-06-10 17:18:00 When they love to learn, they learn. Actually that's the hard past i.e to make your children to love to learn. At least you need some skills, even the weird ones .. ha .. ha..I learned about SCORE! Educational Centers today. They have been providing kids with a fun way to catch up, keep up, and get ahead in their studies. I'm not sure whether Malaysia Score -A is related in anyway to this site or not.Anyway, if you are looking for a Math Tutors, maybe SCORE! can help. Tags : education, maths More About: Enter , Ducati , Duca
Something is WRONG somewhere
2007-06-10 17:00:00 If these projects are under Samy Vellu, he would sure have some excuses, right? He always does even for some really silly mistake done by the departments under his ministry, he always does.Tags : bad planning More About: Funny Pictures , Wrong , Something , Thing , Where
Travelling Made Easy
2007-06-10 16:47:00 If Amsterdam is in your list for next year's holiday, then easyToBook.com is the spot for you. Easy ToBook.com is different from the other booking system I've seen. The service they provide you is free.Your payment is made directly to the hotel based on EasyToBook.com rates. EasyToBook.com sends your credit card details to the hotel and the hotel does NOT charge your credit card until you have arranged payment when you arrive at the hotel. They will carry out an electronic pre-authorization to ensure that the credit card is valid and that sufficient funds are available. Something different right. Of course they will charge you if you fail to arrive or fail to cancel booking on time.They are not only specialized in Amsterdam but also in Barcelona and Rome. Finding a hotel is easy. Let say you only plan to visit only one place i.e. the Van Gogh Museum, it will list the hotels with the nearest one first. From the site, I found ACH Trianon Hotel, is only 0.21 KM away.Check it out if yo... More About: Happy Holidays , Travelling , Made
A perfect holiday?
2007-06-05 17:00:00 This is what we call a toilet with a view. Cool huh? It's too open for me, I don't like to be seen shitting. Tags : toilet, nice view More About: Holiday , Funny Pictures , Perfect
A Gay and The Plumber
2007-06-04 17:47:00 Some jobs can be dangerous, even for a guy. Tags : gay, plumber More About: Funny Pictures , Lumber , Plum
PayPerPost Direct Launched
2007-06-04 17:01:00 It is no secret that I am making money on this blog. I have been doing sponsored post now and then in between weird stuffs and jokes, and most of them are from PayPerPost. Although there are some from others but I still find that PayPerPost is the best way to make money blogging.Recently PayPerPost has launched PPP Dire ct . PPP Direct is an exciting new way for you (and me, or course) to make money from your blog by contracting directly with advertisers. Which means, if the advertiser likes you, he can contact and deal with you directly rather than go through PPP. PPP has built a full negotiation and transaction auditing system so that Posties and advertisers can really discuss the details without any involvement from PPP. PPP Direct cuts out the middleman.PPP Direct allows you to keep more of the money per transaction than any other service out there. Some of the competitors like ReviewMe charges 50-100% markup but PPP Direct only charges a 10% fee. The 10% charge is commission on ... More About: Payperpost , Launched , Rect
Study Online
2007-06-04 16:30:00 A lot of people are moving from studying at a physical university to studying online. Online education is becoming a norm nowadays. It is easy to find one and it is also much cheaper to study online than to study at a university. You don't have to worry about accommodation, transportation and other related stuff. All can be done at home, in your own room and most can fit your schedule nicely. I found out about Capella University today. Founded in 1993, it is an accredited, fully online university that offers graduate degree programs in business, information technology, education, human services, and psychology, and bachelor?s degree programs in business and information technology. It currenlty serves more than 17,900 students from all 50 states and 56 countries.Signing up for one may be easy but since you are studying at your own pace, pleas make sure you are focus and not distracted by your surrounding. If not, you may not be able to finish your course.This blog post is based on i... More About: Study , Line
Male Brain, Up there or down below?
2007-05-30 05:27:00 OK .. something for your to think about. Where is the actual location of a male brain. Thanks to Shafarina for this. Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously because it was all empty and quiet."Hello?" she cried, but no answer."Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice,"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away... "We're down here........."Tags : male brains, female brains More About: Jokes , Male , Brain , There , Below
It's My Birthday
2007-05-23 18:07:00 One more weird thing about me. I will ask people to wish me Happy Birthday . Come on! Make my day, post your birthday wish here.By the way, that's my new site .. my own domain. What will happen to this site then? No plans yet at the moment. Will update it, but not so often. More About: Weird
6 Weird Things about me
2007-05-22 16:27:00 I have been putting this on hold for quite some time. Sorry for the delay. Busy with a lot of things lately. Some of it have been scheduled earlier and I have to clear them first. 3 people tagged me on the same thing - Orochi, Ruby Ahmad and my sister. Yes, my real life sister in flesh and blood. She doesn't know I have this blog, sekarang ni dia dah tahu lah kut.Actually, I have done this weird things about me before in December 06 and I am not going to do it again.But .. not to let the people who tagged me down .. I will give you just one. Just one thing.Am I weird? Take a look at these pictures and decide.Tags : tagged, friends, daughter More About: Weird , Tagged , Things , Thing
A Call to Technical Support
2007-05-22 16:03:00 Caller: Hi, our printer is not working.Technic al Support : What is wrong with it?Caller: Mouse is jammed.Technical Support: Mouse? And how it is related to printer?Caller: Mmmm.. Wait, I will send a pictureTags : technical support, printer, mouse More About: Funny Pictures , Call
Priceless
2007-05-19 18:48:00 Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all.He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonigh... More About: Jokes , Priceless
Hawaiian Holiday
2007-05-19 18:10:00 A site for sore eyes isn't it? Who doesn't want to be in Hawaii for a holiday? I would leave straight away if got the chance. Hmmm .. but my project will only finish next year .. maybe not .. ha.ha.. A great place to look for Hawaii travel packages would be to visit a site specialized in Hawaiian holiday like Hawaiian Beach Rentals.If you are thinking about a vacation trip to the Hawaiian Islands, then this is a one stop place for all your airfare, lodging and car rental needs. You can always find better values when you buy packages rather than get them separately. When you are in a place like Hawaii, should you go for the normal hotels or hawaii beachfront cottages. Why not spend extra for a secluded getaway?Anyway, what I like about this site is the reviews by its customers. Check out what they say on the place you plan to go to. It can help you to decide.Tags : Hawaii, holiday More About: Holiday
The best way to resign
2007-05-12 17:00:00 If you do this, I am sure your boss will not talk you out of it.Tags : death, resignation, letter More About: Resign , Sign
Want to be FAMOUS?
2007-05-05 18:30:00 Since Akademi Fantasia 5 is currently hot in Malaysia now. Not as hot as AF 3 where Mawi won it but it is still hot. By the way, I wonder what happen to AF 4? :)I have a way for you to be famous by leveraging on AF 5 popularity. You need to follow these steps but before that, you have to at least have a blog/website. This is what you need to do :1. Get yourself to the next AF 5 concert.2. Get a banner for yourself (with some catchy pictures and you website's address on it)3. When you see other people flashing their banners, put up yours at the same time and pray that it catch the cameraman's attention.4. Once that banner is on TV, you are on your way to stardom.Anyone interested to post your banners here ? Send it to me :)Tags : AF5, akademi fantasia, mawi More About: Famous , Want
Lights Please
2007-05-05 17:27:00 A good lighting can really work wonders. It can make or break your home. Even if you have the coolest furniture like in my previous post, without good lighting, that furniture can really look weird as it does the first time I saw it. You don't want you friends call you weird (like me), don't you?But where can you get quality lights? Farreys.com offers hundreds of thousands quality lighting fixtures and at the lowest prices. You name it, they got it. Indoor and also outdoor lights. Selecting a light couldn't be any easier. You can choose by style, type, finishing, price range or even by a certain brand like Fine Art Lamps or Hinkley Light ing. For a company that has been has been known for since 1924, they promise to provide you with high level of customer service.Anyway, a quality balance of light can really transform your home and understanding the fundamentals of lighting is key in selecting the right one. Although Farreys.com offers a good selection of lighting fixtures to ch... More About: Please , Lights , Lease , Ease
No enough space?
2007-05-05 17:17:00 See, I told you, it is a weird world after all :)At first look, it is really weird but after the second one, it does seems practical. However, I am sure the price is not practical. I do not think this is available cheap especially here. If it is available, would you get one? Tags : furniture More About: Weird , Space , Enough , Pace
Spiderman and that dog
2007-05-05 17:15:00 For this year's Spider man 3, this is the dog that almost beat Tobey Maguire for the role and it even came as Venom for the audition.Anyway, have you watched the movie. I have and it was great but I have to sit on the front row. I tried to book online but it was full. Took the chance to queue on Thursday. No choice as I don't have time on other days.Tags : Dog Jokes, spiderman 3, Venom, Green Goblin, Movies , Tobey Maguire More About: Animals , Erma
Dinner with Pirates
2007-05-05 16:10:00 What would it be like to have dinner with the pirates? Do they smell exactly like how they look? You have seen Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean and you can imagine how he smells like. That would really spoil your appetite. But, it is possible to have dinner with pirates when you are not one, or would you be their dinner instead? That is scary.Nah .. don't worry, Pirate's Adventure Dinner Show is the world's largest and most interactive dinner show! No smelly pirates there :). This is the place to be if you want to have dinner with pirates in Orlando.Imagine having dinner while enjoying a Broadway-quality show, that is presented on an enormous, fully-rigged pirate's galleon. No, you will be asked to walk the plank here. So it will be safe. One thing to remember though, that is to keep some extra space. Stomach space. The festival buffet is prepared to wet the appetite of even the hungriest pirates.If you are interested you can get great deals on tickets for th... More About: Rates , Rate , Irate
Pirates of the Caribbean
2007-05-04 15:49:00 I hope this will be the last installment, unless they make it better than the second one which I found a bit boring compared to the first. In this one, Disney has added an Asian ingredient to its recipe, Chow Yun-Fat. Haven't seen him for quite a while. Anyway, I would to highlight something about the movie which i find interesting. The 'weirdness'. They have weird creatures in it which don't make any sense especially where they came from but it still sells. Remind me of this site :) [masuk bakul angkat sendiri!] "Pirates Of The Caribbean : At World's End", heroes Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann allied with Captain Barbossa are in a quest to free Captain Jack Sparrow from his mind-bending trap in Davy Jones' locker - while the terrifying ghost ship, The Flying Dutchman and Davy Jones, under the control of the East India Trading Company, wreaks havoc across the Seven Seas. Navigating through treachery, betrayal and wild waters, they must forge their way to exotic Singapore and ... More About: Movies , Pirates of the Caribbean , Rates
I am Nobody
2007-05-04 11:42:00 Would you buy and wear something like this?Tags : tshirt More About: Jokes , Nobody
How to upgrade your notebook to MacBook.
2007-05-02 17:11:00 Apple never fails with design that turns heads. Good design leaves nothing to chance. Great design anticipates it. You can see their obsession of details in all their products.Want one? There's a way to upgrade you existing Wintel notebook to an Apple MacBook. But it wouldn't look like this though.You only need 2 things :1. Duck tape2. An apple, red or green .. up to you.Thanks AadTags : apple, macbook More About: Technology , Notebook , Macbook
Hope this doesn't happen tomorrow
2007-05-01 18:22:00 Don't depend your life on a chicken. Your plans can be in trouble.Tags : Humor, Funny Pictures More About: Animals , Hope , Tomorrow , Morrow , Tomo
Broadband Providers
2007-05-01 17:55:00 Malaysian are very unlucky. We only have two main broadband ISP (Internet Service Provider s_ in Malaysia. How to compare when both it not up to mark, from whatever angle you are looking at it. Registration takes forever and once you are connected, it's slow. Maximum speed you are able to get is only 1MB (best effort).I still feel we are too far behind. I understand that I should not compare Malaysia to countries such as UK but if Malaysia want to excel, I should. I came across a site where it compares 13 broadband providers. If you are on a budget, then searching for a cheap broadband provider would be your goal. Should you prefer higher bandwidth then you can based your criteria on that.Choosing the best broadband offer has never been so easy. Providers are listed in the order of popularity and value for money. Customers' reviews are available and you would know which one is not up to mark.Tags : broadband More About: Technology , Broadband , Road , Ovid
Vegetables for Children
More articles from this author:2007-04-30 19:56:00 Had a hard time to get you kids to eat vegetables or fruits. Try these for ideas. It can work but it can backfire too. You child might refer them to playthings rather than food :)Tags : vegetables, fruits, Fun More About: Children , Vegetables , Tabl , Child 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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