The Weird World of MerapuManThe Weird World of MerapuManA Blog of Jokes, the Best Lawak and some really Weird Stuff. 
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Mat Rempit'sTomb
2007-03-31 19:39:00 A perfect tombstones for all the Mat Rempit in Malaysia. Mat Rempit is the name we call the motorcycle riders who race in the streets at night. The are causing nightmares to the neighborhood, making noise and racing illegally.Tags : mat rempit, tombstones, kubur More About: Tomb
Gold
2007-03-31 19:20:00 A 200 dollars worth of gold today weights lesser than the one you bought with the same amount of money 10 years ago. This clearly shows that the value of gold always go up. But to tell you the truth, it is not gold that has gone up, but in reality: it is the value of money that has actually gone down. No matter how much you make money, if you don't know how to manage it, inflation will eats up its value. It's weird, right? You are keeping your money thinking that it will grow but it's actually the other way around.If you got money, good. If you are not spending it, then invest it but don't just leave it and let its value go down further. Diversify ... and only Gold is the answer. And there's no better company than Monex to help you achieve your investment goal.Tags : investing, gold, money
Wallpaper
2007-03-31 13:00:00 Would you put this as your wallpaper? Scarry ..Ghost stories are currently hot in Malaysia. Almost every month the cinemas will have at least one movie on it. Currently Chermin (mirror), next month there is Jangan Pandang Belakang (Don't look back) and in May Waris Jari Hantu (this one i dunno la, any help?). So, would you discard your Spiderman or Transformers wallpaper for this?Tags : wallpaper, pocong, ghost More About: Wallpaper , Wall , Paper
Dating
2007-03-31 12:46:00 Yes, it's about dating again. Remember I mentioned about my friend who is still single and I anonymously sent him a link to a dating site? He didn't bite the bait. Or maybe it didn't meet his requirement. Anyway, I found this Black Dati ng site. Maybe he prefers black to white. Or maybe he is just to picky. Sometimes he can be really irritating. Just hope that if he finds someone he'll be less irritating. Tags : Daily Jokes, Humor, Funny Pictures
GahooYoogle
2007-03-31 12:27:00 A friend introduced me to GahooYoogle. The name may sound funny and weird but it's a combination of Yahoo and Google. The search results are shown in a split screen. Yahoo results on the left and Google results on the right. Although it may cuts your screen into 2 but, it surely would reduce your time spent on Searching. But I don't think I would want to use it. You can check it out if you want to.Tags : search engines, google, yahoo
AFUNDI Merapuman
2007-03-26 17:18:00 Forgot to inform you earlier that you can get you own Akademi Fantasia 5 newspaper clipping from fodey.com.Thanks to Adam, I got to know about it from his Freebies blog. There are a lot of interesting stuff you can get from there and mostly are free. I'm not sure whether you remember Adam or not, he is the one who won the Melayu Boleh challenge that was held somewhere in January. He is very active in blogging and have a few sites which includes an Auto blog. Give his site a visit tell him that MM said 'Hello!'.Tags : freebies, AF5 More About: Fun , Puma , Fund , Uman , Erap
The Best Way To Stay Unemployed
2007-03-24 18:04:00 How could you be engaged in a gainful occupation when you look like anyone from the pictures below? You can't always judge a book by its cover but this is ..... body piercing, a hole in one the nose. They are weird. I would stay away. Thanks Ruby. They're not your friend, aren't they?Tags : body piercing, art? More About: Best , Stay
Mortgage
2007-03-24 16:53:00 Home Loan Mort gage s are often a necessity for new and even old homeowners. With so many home loan options and corresponding mortgage rates, from adjustable to interest only, understanding rates and monthly payments can be a challenge. It's made worst when the one providing the loans sometimes does not provide the information you want. Home Loan Mortgages offers more than just a general info. Even different home loan information and statistics for different location can be found there. An example - the differences or similarities between New Jersey Mortgages and Connecticut Mortgages are available. While sometimes, obtaining a loan is pretty easy but you have to be extra careful in this weird world. So be prepared.Tags : sponsored, advertisement, mortgage, debt More About: Gage
Akademi Fantasia 5
2007-03-20 06:04:00 Is this news or what? Want to know how that song sounds like. Ok, you have to sing it to the tune of Baa Baa Black Sheep. Oh, btw it is in Malay.bek bek kambingkambing hitam banyak bulu?ya tuan ya tuan3 bag penuh1 untuk tuan1 untuk puan1 untuk budak hitam yang tinggal di hujung jalanTags : akademi fantasia, astro, weird news More About: Asia , Fantasia , Akademi Fantasia , Demi
Credits Cards
2007-03-17 16:45:00 Everybody need credit cards nowadays. It makes managing money easy. You don't need to carry too much cash around and it makes sense when you need money during emergency. The process to apply for credit cards is also easy. Some banks will approve in 24 hours. But what's weird about it is, other Banks will always take in your credit limit into consideration when evaluating your loan request even though you only use 5% of your credit limit.Let say your card has a credit limit of 10K, then that value will be included into your credit exposure calculation. If you are just starting out in the working world, it can be a big blow. It will be difficult to get any loans. If you really need one, make sure you request to lower down you credit limit. Here's one place where you can compare credit cards.Tags : credit cards, loans, money More About: Card , Credit , Edit , Cards , Credits
New Layout
2007-03-15 14:45:00 Like my new layout?Hope you do.No new post today.Just like to wish you Good Night! And have a weird day tomorrow.Updated 10PM : OK, I actually got something. But I would love to hear yours first. What is the funniest/weirdest question that your spouse (or girlfriend or boyfriend you know the drill - 18SX/SG/PL allowed) asked you and you burst out laughing spontaneously. Leave it in the comments section and I will make a post of them. More About: Layout
McDonalds Hires Britney Spears
2007-03-13 16:18:00 I know this is a bit late. I did this earlier but save as draft instead of publish. Anyway, what's is happening to Britney ? First she loses the hair and then she tried to lose her life as well. What's going on. She was great before. She's even sexier after her giving birth. The video below is proof. Hope that Britney don't turn out to be a female jacko. We wouldnt want that, would we?Picture from here Video from youtube digg storyTags : britney spears, pepsi cola, celebrities More About: Britney Spears , Hire , Pear , Donalds
Shareware
2007-03-11 04:20:00 This may be the reason of plane crashes lately. In order to save cost, did the airlines opt for shareware? I hope not. Tags : aircraft, software, die More About: Shareware , War , Ware , Share
Home Lighting
2007-03-11 02:56:00 It is a little bit difficult to find a website for interior lighting in Malaysia. I found PL ShopPremier.com instead. I need to replace the ceiling light downstairs. Wife needs a new one. She said the existing one not that nice anymore. Shoppremier sells a large variey of home lighting fixtures which is continuously stocked with the latest in lighting trends. Lots of choices. If only there are more Malaysian sites like this.This is a sponsored post. More About: Home , Lighting , Light , Gathering
Links
2007-03-07 11:10:00 I'm in the process of fixing some bugs and also moving out some links to a links page instead of the sidebar.HiatusThese links have not been updated for more than 3 months.Updated 7 March 2007This S#%t drives me CRAZY!!!Almari Kunci PatahJB BengLucucahCaffeine for LifeAglocoRollerOvers Journey®Personal AchievementTags : directory, link+list More About: Links , Link
MonaliBean
2007-03-06 18:19:00 This was painted by the same person, Leonardo da Vinci, but never made it to any museum nor gallery. It's too funny.Tags : Bean , Art, Mona lisa
Digi Screw Up?
2007-03-02 15:59:00 You seen this before right? This Yellow Digi Man. He's a little bit famous lately and they are everywhere. I hope that they are not the ones messing with Digi's computer system. Last week, I received my mobile phone bill from Digi and the due date for the payment is 7 March 2016. That's about 9 years from now. Talk about 90 days term, I get 9 years.Just got a letter from them today, they apologized and also give a new due date, 16 Match 2007. Alamak! Kena bayar jugak la.Here's moreTags : mobile, commercial,yellow coverage man, digi More About: Screw , Crew
Nokia's latest model?
2007-02-10 17:10:00 Nokia is diversifying its product range. Expanding beyond hand phones and has started to produce a new line of shoes for the Malaysian market.Still couldn't believe? Take a closer look. And it comes with hands free too. Use your toes to dial, maybe?Tags : lawak, handphones, merapu More About: Nokia , Model , Test , Late
Mood - Happy
2006-12-22 19:07:00 My fav toywife is back today. She is currently sound asleep while I am wide awake. Sitting in front of my PC hopping from site to site. This is a video that relates to my current mood. More About: Happy , Mood
Did that dog sodomize your notebook?
2006-12-20 17:27:00 Someone emailed me that he can't view the Humping Dog USB drive at my old hard disk post. I don't see any problem. Anyway I'm have removed it and repost it again here.Don't bring this to your business presentation. And don't use it when there are kids around. It will be difficult to answer any question, trust me I know. JL, if u still have difficulties viewing, try directly from Youtube or here.If anyone of you are really interested to get it, it will cost you only 20 bucks. Get the white coloured one here.And if you're wondering where have I been. I'm still around, just that at the moment I'm home alone with the kids. Wife is in Bangi (course-training-meeting all in one). She finishes late, which make it difficult to travel daily. She has to stay in. Sedih ni! Sebab esok malam jumaat.Tags : tech, Humor, usb, YouTube More About: Notebook , That , Sodom , Odom
Gout
2006-12-20 16:01:00 Goutinol, a remedy to stop gout pain is available if you are suffering from it. After my medical checkup last month. The doctor gave me 6 months to bring down my high level of uric acid or risk getting gout. She said gouty arthritis is an extremely painful attack and can make you cry. Although there is Goutinol that works very quickly, within 2 to 3 days, to relieve Gout without harmful side effects I sure hope I don't have to take one at all.Tags : Gout, Hyperuricemia, Uric Acid More About: Gout
Translators Wanted
2006-12-02 19:56:00 If your could speak in another language (German, French etc), why not get paid for it? Language123 is a translation marketplace where translators look for Trans lation Jobs and people needing translation services find translators for their projects. This site offers a very easy way to promote your Translation Services. All you need to do is create your free profile, include your CV and samples of your work, which are pretty easy, and you can start reviewing the job postings.Tags : Translator , Translation, Interpreters More About: Translators , Want , Wanted
Bad Cat 2
2006-11-25 19:00:00 I think this is one of WAB's cousin. You know; the cat with six tits which i featured in my earlier Bad Cat post.Tags : Bad Cat, Jokes, Funny Pictures
Disclosure Policy
2006-11-25 17:35:00 This policy is valid from 25 November 2006This blog is a personal blog written and edited by me. For questions about this blog, please contact me at :This blog accepts forms of cash advertising, sponsorship, paid insertions or other forms of compensation.This blog abides by word of mouth marketing standards. We believe in honesty of relationship, opinion and identity. The compensation received may influence the advertising content, topics or posts made in this blog. That content, advertising space or post will be clearly identified as paid or sponsored content.The owner(s) of this blog is compensated to provide opinion on products, services, websites and various other topics. Even though the owner(s) of this blog receives compensation for our posts or advertisements, we always give our honest opinions, findings, beliefs, or experiences on those topics or products. The views and opinions expressed on this blog are purely the bloggers' own. Any product claim, statistic, quote or othe... More About: Policy , Closure , Sure , Disclosure , Poli
Smile! It's Monday
2006-11-19 17:32:00 Moustache/Mustache : An unshaved growth of hair on the upper lip :)Tags : Moustache, Mustache, Funny Pictures More About: Smile , Monday , Onda
A Message To Spammers
2006-11-16 08:25:00 Thank you for visiting my blog and also for your 'interesting' comments. I do appreciate that, everybody have the right to voice their own opinion. But please, if you want to start a racist war, don't do it here. GET YOUR OWN FUCKING BLOG!Tags : Spam , Spammer s More About: Essa , Message , Sage
Small One
2006-11-13 10:48:00 Something for the girls to laugh at. Tags : Daily Jokes, Humor, Funny Pictures , Toilet More About: Small , Mall
Dare to sit?
2006-11-10 01:45:00 Tags : Daily Jokes, Humor, Funny Pictures , Toilet More About: Dare
Shits and Stuff
More articles from this author:2006-11-10 01:27:00 Some poems for you. Remember them the next time you go to toilet.Here i sit broken heartedTried to shit but only fartedI came hereTo shit and thinkBut all I doIs sit and thinkSome come here to shit and stinkSome come here to sit and thinkBut I come here to scratch my ballsAnd read the bullshits on the wallsHere I lie in stinky vaporBecause some bastard stole the toilet paperShall I lie or shall I lingerOr shall I be forced to use my fingerIf you like this, then you will like my Management Lesson post too.Tags : Toilet, Stinks, Humor, Jokes More About: Stuff , Shit , Hits 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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