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I looked through the listings, and not a single one appeared to have raccoo
2008-06-11 08:12:00
I remember how tough it was when we first began looking around for our house. We had no idea what was involved, really; we just began looking for a house with few clues as to how much house we'd need, where we'd want to live, what advantages and disadvantages there were to the various houses we saw, or anything really.We were lucky; we managed to find a house that has served us well so far -- aside from the need for a new roof, a new furnace, new appliances, fixing the porch, tearing out the old shed, some flooding issues on the back steps, a plethora of hickory trees that drop nuts and branches all over, and a family of raccoons that just... won't... leave.Other than that, things went great.Obviously, people like me -- and maybe like you -- need professional help in finding and buying a home. Professional help like the kind you can get only at Toronto-Condominiums.ca. That site has excellent information to help you decide whether to rent or buy, set up a budget, examine condomin...
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Full of Sound and Fury, Signifying Nothing.
2008-06-07 16:35:00
Most Saturdays, I go into the office in the morning for a while. There's a couple of reasons I do that.It lets me get caught up on work that I didn't quite get to during the week -- which is to say, everything. Each week, I start out with a list of things I hope to accomplish. This past week, I finished the second item on the list. On Friday afternoon. At 4:30. I celebrated that accomplishment by leaving early, which lets you in on part of the reason why I never get very far on my list.Another reason is that it shows my boss that I'm hardworking. He comes in on Saturdays a lot, too, and when he sees me there, working hard, he's impressed (I hope) with my drive and gumption. It's worked so far; I've been there 8 years now. He never thinks to ask me how come I don't get all my work done during the week, or how come I celebrate getting 1/10 of my work done by going home early, and I'm hoping it won't occur to him.A final reason is that it gets me away from garbage cans that ha...
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Making Full Use of My Potential
2008-06-01 20:05:00
There are two things missing from my life right now: lids, and willpower.I learned that I didn't have lids when I went to pack up the leftover spaghetti last night. That's when I learned that we didn't have any normal sized Tupperware, either.Most of our "Tupperware" comes as a result of foods we buy; we buy things in plastic containers and when they're gone, we use those as storage containers; it's like the "Circle of Life" applied to lunchmeat. So we don't actually have "Tupperware" any more than the copies I make are "Xeroxes" or the tissues I don't use are "Kleenex." (I don't use "Kleenex," or any other tissue, because we've made the decision in our house to cut some corners, economically speaking, and one of the corners we cut is to not buy Kleenex or napkins when we have toilet paper and paper towels, and they fill in admirably for the other two.)(We use the toilet paper as tissues, and the paper towels as napkins. That's how that works. I felt I should explain that ...
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First it was William Shatner. Now it's Hugh Grant.
2008-06-01 14:31:00
Over on my other blog, The Best of Everything, I wrote one day about how Hugh Grant is The Best Romantic Leading Man. I had a lot of reasons for that, but one I didn't mention was his style.If you ever examine Hugh Grant's wardrobe in or out of movies, it looks classy-but-casual. It's lots of jeans and button up shirts that are carefully untucked. He throws in some slacks or a sportcoat here or there, but when he does, it never looks as though he's actually trying to dress up, even though the effect is just that: he looks a bit fancier without trying to do so.I have the exact opposite thing going on. When I dress down, there's no mistaking it. I'm slumming. When I dress up, it's clear that I tried to dress up and I look and feel uncomfortable in my neat clothes.So I envy Hugh Grant. I wish I could have style like him; I really do.There's a shot for me to do that. The one thing that maybe could give me that style? Dockers. I've got the chance to find out whether they would w...
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It's Cloverfield -- with raccoons and brownies!
2008-05-29 22:29:00
Our anniversary was a complete success. We saw a great movie-- yes, Indiana Jones and The Temple of The Crystal Skull was great and everyone who says it wasn't is just a dork-- ate a great dinner, and wreaked a little havoc.About that dinner, first: after Sweetie read my preview of our anniversary celebration, she took issue with me. She said "How can you say I'm the less fancy of the two?"I explained that I could say that because it's true. She then said, in a very powerful rebuttal to my argument, that it was not true.We then went out for dinner on our Alternate Anniversary (see, families? We don't just make you celebrate alternate holidays; we do them, too) to a restaurant that serves, really, just sandwiches. I ordered the chicken sandwich, and was pleased to see that it came topped with liver sausage. I also got the fries. Sweetie ordered, in her far-more-fancy-than-me way, a grilled cheese. She got the salad, which in the manner of all salads in all restaurants everywhere,...
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I'm pretty much as good as I'm going to get-- but there's still hope for yo
2008-05-29 22:24:00
Are you as beautiful as you want to be? Are you as healthy as you could be? There's only one way to know for sure: take the Beauty For Life Quiz at BeautyForLife.com. BeautyForLife.com uses their quiz to come up with your own personalized beauty plan to maximize your health and appearance; they take into account your age, appearance, beauty regimen, lifestyle, and body image, and turn that into a plan to help you look your best throughout your lifetime. The plan will give you information and advice on everything from lifestyle changes to cosmetic procedures that can maximize your health and appearance.It was developed in consultation with some of the top doctors in the country, and through the website you can even set up personal consultations.So do you think you could be more beautiful? Do you think you could be more healthy? Take the quiz and find out.
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It's Cloverfield-- with Raccoons and Brownies!
2008-05-28 15:25:00
Our anniversary was a complete success. We saw a great movie-- yes, Indiana Jones and The Temple of The Crystal Skull was great and everyone who says it wasn't is just a dork-- ate a great dinner, and wreaked a little havoc.About that dinner, first: after Sweetie read my preview of our anniversary celebration, she took issue with me. She said "How can you say I'm the less fancy of the two?"I explained that I could say that because it's true. She then said, in a very powerful rebuttal to my argument, that it was not true.We then went out for dinner on our Alternate Anniversary (see, families? We don't just make you celebrate alternate holidays; we do them, too) to a restaurant that serves, really, just sandwiches. I ordered the chicken sandwich, and was pleased to see that it came topped with liver sausage. I also got the fries. Sweetie ordered, in her far-more-fancy-than-me way, a grilled cheese. She got the salad, which in the manner of all salads in all restaurants everywhere,...
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If I could really see into the future, I'd look to see whether anyone ever
2008-05-20 15:49:00
To those people who think I am not romantic, who think that I spend all my time remembering that interview I heard with physicist Michio Kaku on the radio, in which Michio Kaku said that he believes that eventually people will be able to travel forward in time, but that they could not see forward in time -- which then makes me think if we can travel there, why couldn' t we see where we are traveling?That makes no sense, you know. If the future, as such, exists, right now, such that we could travel to it, if the future is like Hawaii in the sense that it's there and beautiful and tantalizing and just out of reach right now but someday, maybe, then why couldn't we see into the future, too? I can see into Hawaii, after all.That's the problem with "scientists." They don't think these things through. They just go on late night talk radio and start babbling about how, sure, we'll be able to go to the future, but no way we could ever see into the future, 'cause that'd be crazy. The...
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I would also be a lot of fun to take on vacation.
2008-05-20 15:38:00
I hope I get to be the boss someday. True, I would have a better shot of being the boss if I spent more time, say, working and less time blogging about how I'd hope to be the boss, but that's beside the point.Being my boss would be great. Not only does he have me as an employee -- I may not be the most productive employee but I am lot of fun to work with -- but he gets to go on great vacations. Great vacations like when he went to the Isle of Wight last year. Most people have only heard of the Isle of Wight, I'd assume, because it's where Paul McCartney was going to rent a cottage when he was 64 -- where his grandchildren, Vera, Chuck, and Dave would visit him - so when I heard my boss was going there, I naturally assumed that he, too, would rent a cottage in the Isle of Wight (if it's not to dear.)But he didn't even have to scrimp and save. Instead, he stayed at the St. Maur, which is pretty much the best Isle of Wight Hotel you can find.From what the boss told me, the Isl...
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Thinking About Who Can Beat Up Who
2008-05-08 16:23:00
I have started a new site that will complement the 1 billion other blogs I have. That new site is My Dad Can Beat Up Your Dad.. Here's it's raison d'etre. (That's French. French, I'm told, is an actual language that people actually speak in countries that nobody actually respects.) Why "My Dad Can Beat Up Your Dad" exists:When I was a kid, I read comic books. Invariably, the best of all comic book storylines involved crossovers -- heroes meeting up or villains meeting up and battling it out.I have vivid memories of the comic book, which I had in giant size, in which Spider-Man met, and fought, Superman, only to turn around and fight Lex Luthor and Doc Octopus. I expect, when I get old, my memory of that fight, including [SPOILER ALERT INVOLVING RAY GUNS] the fact that Luther zapped Spiderman with a ray to make him stronger so that he could hold his own against Superman.Those crossovers and battles supreme were extensions of the things we'd say as kids -- My dad can beat up you...
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The Great Linking Contest!
2008-05-07 20:20:00
Everyone already loves "The Best of Everything," but get ready, because it's become even More Bester this week."The Best of Everything" has moved from its previous domain to a new, custom domain. The new address is:http://http://www.troublewithroy.com/W hat does that mean for you? A chance for a free t-shirt. Here's how to get one: Link on your site to The Best of Everything, using the new address. That new address again? http://www.troublewithroy.com/.Try to be creative with those links -- use a cool picture, funny saying, whatever it is you think would be The Best Link To The Best Of Everything.Then tell me (and the world) about the link you put up-- by commenting here, or by emailing me atthetroublewithroy[at]yahoo.com.If you email me, put in your email subject line "TBOE Link" or something like that.I will -- I guarantee -- link back to your site the moment I find out you've put the link up (so give me your website's address) and if I like your link a lot, I'll award you a f...
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Da... daaaa.... daaaa.... Da-da... (Bom Bom Bom Bom Bom Bom)(It's "Also Spr
2008-05-07 15:34:00
I know the title may have been hard to follow, but it was one of the two songs I thought would work to mark this day.The only other song I could think of to highlight this momentous occasion which cannot possibly be hyped enough -- an occasion that will stand alone in human history as the one day that all of mankind will never forget, an occasion that one day is destined to be marked by a holiday, no make that a week off, no make that a monthlong celebration... the only other song I could think of that somehow combines a sense of wonder and dread, impending doom and impending fascination, the only other song that somehow seemed to sum up this moment, was "Convoy," by Kris Kristofferson. But would it have been as dramatic if I'd titled this post:"Ah, breaker one-nine, this heres the rubber duck. you gotta copy on me, pig pen, cmon."I think not. Yes, you'd get goosebumps just like I do when I listen to that song, but something would have been missing.The occasion in question prompti...

The only way to improve it would be to get a cool mascot. I suggest "Spark
2008-05-07 15:18:00
SocialSpark is the next big thing in social networking, blogging, and earning money.This year, I began making some money off of my blogs, which were and are always a labor of love, but were and are also intended to help me lose the shackles of my day job and spend my days writing full time. With some help from Izea, I've moved a lot closer to that dream -- and am getting closer to my goal (moving to Hawaii to write full time) all the time.Now, Izea has come up with an even better innovation: SocialSpark. Take it from me -- yes, I'm getting paid for this post, but I'm also a member of SocialSpark and wouldn't mislead you -- SocialSpark is to blogging and social networking what, well, what the Internet was to communication and information. It's that innovative.SocialSpark takes the basic idea of selling ad spots on blogs and websites and advances it leaps and bounds through a couple of innovations. First, it allows you to "queue up" for ads. So unlike other sites, where you have ...
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I STILL Refuse To Come Back As A Bug Or As A Rabbit, And I'm STILL A Real U
2008-05-05 16:25:00
All morning long I've been listening to 80s music on Youtube. Some of you will be wondering "why is that?" Others of you will be wondering "why do we even pay you anymore?" Those others will mostly be my boss. I keep him from wondering that too often by wearing a tie as frequently as possible. If you wear a tie, you're obviously working hard. Even more so if you loosen the tie just a little and roll up your sleeves, indicating that you are working so hard that your forearms are getting sweaty. Do those things and you can get away with just about anything in the office.The reason for my 80s' fixation today is because I spent part of Friday night chauffeuring Oldest around to celebrate her 21st birthday. 21st.Twenty-one years ago Friday was May 2, 1987. Remember 1987? I don't, really. Not because I was such a partier in those days or anything cool like that, but merely because that was a long time ago. The older I get, and the more I stuff my head with quotes from "Wedding Crasher...
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Carpet shopping, raccoons, Mother's Day cards and 400-foot-tall robots-- th
2008-05-01 22:01:00
Everyone has their own skill-set. Or, as I like to think of it, everyone has their own superpowers.Isn't it more fun to think of the things you can do as a "superpower" than it is to describe them as "skills?" Imagine a world in which your resume begins with positions held and companies worked at and then moves on to "superpowers." Better, imagine a world where you actually have superpowers. A world where you could fly, or where you were superstrong, or where you could install your own carpeting or at least feel secure about your ability to rip out your old carpeting before the guys come to install the new carpeting.I don't have superpowers, not even the lame kind involving carpeting. I wish I did, because then I could spend less time thinking to myself things like "I wonder if getting a Mother's Day card at a gas station is a bad thing," and more times thinking to myself things like "how am I going to defeat this 400-foot-tall alien robot?"You know you've had a heck of a week w...
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A Happy Belated Birthday To The Boy!
2008-04-28 16:30:00
I'm just a little bit late on this, but I have to salute The Boy because it was his birthday on Friday; he turned 16. And since I on occasion will make fun of the kids on here, then I also feel compelled to at least one time per year recognize them for being the good kids they are.For The Boy, though, recognizing him on-time was made more difficult by several factors. For one, my Real Job intruded a lot last week, and without the Real Job, there's no "Thinking The Lions" first because my office at my Real Job is where I do most of this and second because if I don't have the Real Job then Sweetie will make me do housework.The Boy's actual birthday was last Friday, and I could have posted something honoring him that day, since I took the day off after my busy week, but I was too busy on Friday blow-drying our carpet and picking up Greek food, both of which are time-consuming but only one of which was The Boy's fault. I know what you're guessing, but, no, The Boy was responsible...
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A little bad news
2008-04-20 19:31:00
Hi! Sorry to have to be the one to tell you this, but real life (you know, that thing that keeps you from getting on the Internet) is taking over this week; I'll be too busy to post anything until Friday or Saturday -- April 25 or 26-- at the earliest.But in the meantime, why not browse around some of the older stuff? You could check out the hilarious stories on Thinking The Lions -- where you can meet the newest member of the family, "Frankencouch."There's always more to read here on The Best of Everything -- I bet I've got over 200 posts, and many of them don't even mention Dennis DeYoung.Or find out what is or is not a sport, as well as why you should know Owen Meany and my plans for one of my twin sons to grow up to be a lady golfer, over on Nonsportsmanlike Conduct.You can see those twin sons, and a lot of other Babies! and Pets! on Babies! Babies! Pets! Pets!; take this week to send in your own photos for that site -- Mark!-- and maybe you'll win the coveted year-end t-sh...
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Frankencouch
2008-04-13 19:53:00
There are big things happening in our house. We've been expecting big things for a long time now -- almost a year. It's been a long set of months, waiting and hoping and wondering what the new addition would look like, and then, finally, yesterday was the day!It didn't even take as long as I thought; I was expecting to spend a couple of hours, maybe the whole day, but it only took a few minutes. It was over before it began, really. Somewhat anticlimactic. But I looked past that because I was excited about the new arrival, which won't actually be in our house for a few days.No, no, no. It's not a new baby. I can barely handle the kids we already have. I'm talking about Frankencouch, the newest piece of furniture we've purchased.You remember the furniture classifications, right? I am pleased as punch to say that I have advanced from the level of people who have to put their own furniture together to the level of people who can march into a furniture store, pick out a couch, and...

What we really need are more songs in the world with a "Yodel Outro."
2008-04-07 15:05:00
Sometimes I worry about the future of the human race. That's because I am optimist who tries to see the best in people.True, I don't particularly like other people and don't want to spend much time around anyone and get astoundingly frustrated when I'm driving along and someone in front of me has the temerity to go the speed limit, when I want to go 4 or 5 over the speed limit. But none of that prevents me from being an optimist and thinking that people are basically decent, albeit they are basically decent people who are usually in my way and slowing me down or otherwise bothering me somehow by making a special trip up to my house to use my computer so they can enter information in for their cruise so that all their activities are preplanned, thereby saving themselves a whole 30 minutes on the cruise, while simultaneously using up my entire Saturday afternoon.All right, that latter example is not all people; it's just my dad. But he's a person. And because he's a person, I w...
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Don't stop believin'... in Birch Syrup and Spongebob Macaroni?
2008-03-29 15:29:00
I may never contribute something great to society, something like a new syrup, but in my own small way, I think I've made the world a better place.One way I've made the world a better place is to be constantly questioning and thereby improving the world around me. Like this week, when I was getting out the syrup for the pancakes on "egg night dinner" and began to wonder why we only have maple syrup. I've never seen anything other than maple syrup. But there's tons and tons of trees out there, trees like oak trees and birch trees and... other trees. I'm not a tree expert. But there are lots of trees.So, I wondered, as I'm doing now, why don't we have "oak syrup" and "birch syrup" and things like that? And that led, as it always does, to two natural thoughts: One, google it, and, two, could I somehow turn this into a backyard industry that would take off and make me rich and I'd move to Hawaii?After careful investigation consisting of googling such phrases as why do we only ha...
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So how was your Easter?
2008-03-24 12:18:00
There's all these books and articles and "Dear Abby" columns written about the value of communicating with your spouse, but nobody ever says what the actual value of communicating with your spouse is.I have found it out, though: The actual value of communicating with your spouse is $133.That's also, by coincidence, the value of the Easter Brunch Sweetie treated my mom to after I had "reluctantly" agreed to allow my Mom to pay for Easter Brunch.We took Mom and Oldest and The Boy and Mr F and Mr Bunches to a wildly-misguided and wildly-overpriced brunch on Easter Sunday. "Brunch" in this case means "a meal that starts at 1:45 p.m. but still includes French Toast and a kind of spooky Easter Bunny."The Easter Bunny was kind of spooky because he/she moved kind of slowly, as though it had only just woken up, and it didn't speak. I know that bunnies aren't, in general, supposed to speak, but it's weird when a bunny shows you to your table using only exaggerated, slo-mo gestures, movin...

Toe Piranhas and Robots.
2008-03-18 15:18:00
There's this school of thought that you should not give your Babies! war toys or violent toys. People who advocate that approach say that giving things like guns and war toys inspires violent behavior and perpetuates a culture of warmongering. And that's certainly worth thinking about.Also worth thinking about: What if instead of giving a toy gun to your kids, you simply make them be the gun? Because that's what I do. And it's necessary.I am not one of those parents who thinks that kids should only have nonviolent toys. I had, I bet, every violent toy you could think of growing up. Okay, maybe not every violent toy. I didn't have nunchuks, despite my best efforts, but I had an awful lot of dangerous toys. I had a "wrist rocket," a slingshot that had a lot of power. That one slipped by Mom, who complained, when she finally saw them, that she thought "wrist rocket" had more to do with rockets and less to do with shooting rocks at people's houses. I don't know what Mom was compl...
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100,000 down, 100 quintillion to come
2008-03-16 20:54:00
Far be it from me to be self-absorbed and self-promoting... right? But The Best Of Everything has hit a milestone: it passed, this weekend, 100,000 hits. That's huge. That's 1/500th of the number of people needed to be right about Elvis.Just say you get that reference. And go read The Best Of Everything, because Our Opinions Are Righter Than Yours.

Maybe I Should Steal Wavy Gravy's Identity
2008-03-11 16:57:00
I'm worried that I'm not smart enough to live my life anymore. I started worrying because I realized that I didn't know everything I needed to know to live my life.Didn't you think that as an adult, the kinds of tests you faced as a kid were over? You know the tests, the ones that ask you things that you'll never need to know? As a grown-up, we face all kinds of tests every day, tests that really cause us to show the world what we are made of. Tests like "Can I make it through the day on just 1 bowl of Honeycombs?" Or "Can I tilt my computer screen just enough so that nobody else in the office can see that I actually spend most of my day blogging and reading Peanuts' comics online?" Really the same kind of tests that our pioneer forefathers faced.Those tests, as tough as they are, are preferable to the boring old kind of tests that we faced in school, tests that wanted to know things like "When did the Civil War start and end?" (Answer: It is what it is.) The Civil War was a p...
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No Six-Minute Milk, And Other Rules For Living.
2008-03-06 16:57:00
I have a great many rules for living.The first and most important is, of course, The Golden Rule. You know that one: Do unto others ... etc. Don't hold it against me that I abbreviated that rule, either. I don't think that Jesus would mind if I save a little typing. Then again, I didn't think that Jesus would mind when my sister and I used to give "high fives for Jesus," but Mom thought that he would mind. But I'm pretty sure he wouldn't because we didn't do it sarcastically or anything. Well, not sarcastically towards Him. A little sarcastically towards Mom.I didn't invent the Golden Rule, but I try to follow it. I try to follow all of my rules. Like the Second Most Important Rule. It may not be Golden, but it's worth a lot. Worth so much that I'd like others to follow it, too, although all too few people actually try. The Second Most Important Rule is to constantly ask yourself: What can I do to make Roy's life easier today? I don't know why that rule is not more popula...
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Could you get to Free Stuff Nirvana by train, do you think? I once travele
2008-03-06 16:45:00
My love affair with free stuff continues unabated, and as my loyal readers, I know yours does, too. I'm constantly on the lookout for stuff that seems free (like a t-shirt you get just for running a 5k! Sweet, if you ignore the registration fee and the effort at running a 5k -- but it seems free) or, better yet, that is actually free.And if the free stuff is actually good and worth a lot of money, so much the better. And if the free stuff is not only actually free but good and worth a lot of money and would let me pretend to exercise but actually be playing a video game, so I don't need to enter all those 5k's anymore, then I'm in free-stuff-nirvana.Which is an actual place, I bet. Probably in Hawaii.Or wherever this link takes you to: Click Here for a Chance to Win a Nintendo® Wii?! . By clicking that link, you'll sent to Charter Communications' website. But wait! There's more! Once you're on that page, you can register to winFREEA Nintendo® Wii?. But wait! There's more! T...
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When someone asks you what it all means, you could always tell them this.
2008-03-04 17:43:00
Middle is quite the creative thinker. I'll give her that.This past Saturday, Middle was going to take her SAT test. Note that I said "going to," not "did." Middle was almost as prepared as you can possibly be to take the SAT test. She had done the practice tests. She had done the nightly vocabulary review. She had done the one-a-day emailed SAT questions. She had printed up her entry ticket, gotten her #2 pencils and calculator, and even gotten up early and made a good breakfast.Here's where the complications came in. We have three cars and only two slots in the garage, so on Saturday morning, I was driving Middle to the test (she didn't know how to get to the location) and then taking Mr F and Mr Bunches to work with me. We maneuvered around the cars so that I had Vuey (our Saturn Vue -- all of our cars have had names, going back to "Zippy," and through "Denty," "Newey," and "Bluey." Then we got a Durango, too. That doesn't have a name. Nobody really likes the Durango except Sw...

There is a deterrent effect, but not what you'd imagine
2008-02-29 22:04:00
I have a problem with punishments. A couple of problems, actually.Not a problem like Sweetie has, with punishments that are either imaginary, or incomprehensible. But problems nonetheless. Here's problem number one: I can't keep track of my punishments. I forget what punishments I've imposed or when I've imposed them until, and how they are to be implemented. I lose track of groundings or can't enforce them because I'm home from work late or I have to go to bed early because Mr Bunches and Mr F were up at 4 am or didn't sleep at all and because of that, I'm not around to make sure that they're not doing what they're not supposed to be doing, or I'm too busy or to distracted to remember. I'll ground the kids off going places or having friends over or watching TV, but then I forget about it and they go off with their friends to watch TV and when they get home I'll remember and say something like Weren't you grounded from that? And they'll say, "I don't know, was I?"An...
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Don't blame the messenger-- unless it's the messenger's fault.
2008-02-29 21:52:00
You hear a lot of negative things about Telemarketing, but that's because most telemarketing is not done right. Telemarketers that have crummy products, or call late at night, or are othewise intrusive, give the whole industry a bad name.But advertising done right is a service, not an intrusion, and telemarketing is just another form of advertising -- a form that can work wonders. I've responded to telemarketers who call at appropriate times and are professional, and I've been especially responsive when they're selling a product I'm interested in. I watch commercials on TV, I read ads in magazines and on the internet, so why not listen to someone tell me about a product I might need?The key is doing it right. A business that wants to promote itself professionally needs a company that knows how to do so, like Blueberry Marketing Solutions. Let me give you two examples:I got a phone call late one night -- about 9 p.m., from a guy who asked for me but mispronounced my name, so I k...
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Science is SO over.
2008-02-27 15:53:00
I think scientists ought to just stop, admit that science is done, and go get real jobs.The more I read about science-- "science," the more I am convinced that there really are no big questions out there anymore that remain to be answered, but scientists don't want to admit that and end up working at Starbucks, so they have just resorted to making things up to keep their jobs.Exhibit A in my case against science was the very convincing proof that velociraptors never existed until scientists saw "Jurassic Park," realized that the entirely-fictional-velociraptors in that movie were cool, and decided to pretend that there really were such creatures. I guess we're just lucky that those same scientists didn't get around to seeing "Godzilla," since you can arrange those bones any old way you want to and we'll never know the difference.Exhibit B now comes from the discovery of 73 million new planets in our solar system. Okay, maybe it's not 73 million, but it's a lot. 12. Or maybe 53...
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