ReginaReginaMy blog consists of humourous jokes, articles, short stories with moral, etc. On the other hand I also have a collection of informative articles and messages to share with people all over the world. Articles
CAN U BEAT THIS RESUME / CV ?
2007-06-01 12:48:00 BE PROUD OF THIS INDIANRESUMEEDUCATION /Qualification:Stood first in BA (Hons), Economics, Panjab University, Chandigarh,1952; Stood first in MA (Economics), Panjab University, Chandigarh,1954; Wright's Prize for distinguished performance at St John's College,Cambridge, 1955 and 1957; Wrenbury scholar, University of Cambridge,1957; DPhil (Oxford), DLitt (Honoris Causa); PhD thesis on India's export competitivenessOCCUPATION /Teaching Experience:Professor (Senior lecturer, Economics, 1957-59;Reader, Economics, 1959-63;Professor, Economics, Panjab University, Chandigarh, 1963-65; Professor, International Trade, Delhi School of Economics,University of Delhi,1969-71; Honorary professor, Jawaharlal Nehru University,New Delhi,1976 and Delhi School of Economics, University of Delhi,1996 and Civil ServantWorking Experience/ POSITIONS :1971-72: Economic advisor, ministry of foreign trade1972-76: Chief economic advisor, ministry of finance1976-80: Director, Reserve Bank of India; Director,... More About: Resume , Beat
A letter from a teenage daughter
2007-06-01 12:45:00 A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:- Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home. I had to elope with my new boy friend Randy because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Dad, even though Randy is much older than me(anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is it?), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship, don't you agree? Randy has a great CD col... More About: Letter , Daughter , Teenage
Rare photographs of India
2007-06-01 08:59:00 Nehru and Gandhi at AICC meeting, July 1946 Mountbatten arrives at Delhi airport; received by Nehru and Liaquat Ali. March 25, 1947 1948: The news of Gandhi's assassination hits the streets. A stunned crowd gathers in Calcutta. 1948: Crowds in New Delhi wait for a glimpse of Gandhi's funeral procession.A Library being divided at the time of partition. Heart trembles to see this sight and it is tough to imagine the state of the nation at the moment when people needed to hold hands. More About: India , Photographs , Rare , Graph
Very rare photographs of India
2007-06-01 08:42:00 Aug. 15, 1947: Mountbatten swears Nehru in as Prime Minister of India TRAIN TO PAKISTAN; India 1947. Trains packed with refugees - Hindus and Sikhs headed for India, and Muslims headed for Pakistan - were convenient targets for gangs of killers on both sides of the border. Inadequately protected 'Refugee Specials' were typically stopped, and the occupants butchered, several times in the course of the journey. The dead - Punjab, 1947 1971: Indira Gandhi reviews the troops, in the context of militaryand diplomatic preparations for the Bangladesh War. Ghandhiji Addressing people More About: Photographs , Rare , Graph
Why Newton commited suicide - Just for fun
2007-05-31 07:58:00 Here is the reason why...Once Newton came to India and watched few Tamil movies that had his head spinning.He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done. In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes: [1] Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head.To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured!Long Live Rajanikanth! [2] In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife.Guess, what he does?He throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on eac... More About: Suicide , Comm , Mite , Cide
Seminar Joke
2007-05-29 07:50:00 Not too long ago, a large seminar was held for ministers and reverends in training.Among the facilitators were many well-known motivational speakers. One such speaker boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"The crowd was shocked! He followed up by saying, "That woman was my mother!" The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech, which was well received.About a week later, one of the ministers who had attended the seminar decided to use that joke in his sermon. As he shyly approached the pulpit one sunny Sunday, he tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It was a bit foggy to him. Getting to the microphone he said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!" His congregation sat shocked, murmuring. After standing there for almost 10 seconds trying to recall the second... More About: Joke , Seminar , Semi , Semin , Mina
HEALTH DRINKS
2007-05-29 07:49:00 Carrot + Ginger + Apple = Boost and cleanse our system. Apple + Cucumber + Celery = Prevent cancer, reduce cholesterol, and improve stomach upset and headache. Tomato + Carrot + Apple = Improve skin complexion and bad breath. Bitter gourd + Apple + Milk = Avoid bad breath and reduce internal body heat. Orange + Ginger + Cucumber = Improve Skin texture and moisture and reduce body heat. Pineapple + Apple + Watermelon = To dispel excess salts, nourishes the bladder and kidney. Apple + Cucumber + Kiwi = To improve skin complexion. Pear & Banana = regulates sugar content. Carrot + Apple + Pear + Mango = Clear body heat, counteracts toxicity, decreased blood pressure and fight oxidization . Honeydew + Grape + Watermelon + Milk = Rich in vitamin C + Vitamin B2 that increase cell activity and strengthen body immunity. Papaya + Pineapple + Milk = Rich in vitamin C, E, Iron. Improve skin complexion and metabolism. Banana + Pineapple +... More About: Health , Drinks , Heal
MOBILE USERS, IMPORTANT FOR YOU
2007-05-29 07:47:00 Dear one and all,Very IMP for mobile user We all carry our mobile phones with hundreds of names/ numbers stored inits memory but yet nobody, other than ourselves, know which of these numbers belong to our near and dear ones? In case we are involved in an accident or had a heart attack and thepeople attending us get hold of our mobile phone but don't know whichnumber to call to inform our family members. Yes, there are many numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency?For this reason, we must have one or more telephone numbers stored underthe name ICE (In case of Emergency) in our mobile phones.Recently, the concept of "ICE" is catching up quickly. It is simple, an important method of contact during emergency situations.As cell phones are carried by majority of the population, just store thenumber of a contact person or person who should be contacted at duringemergency as ICE" (meaning In Case of Emergency). The idea was tho... More About: Mobile , Users , Mobi , Import , Bile
Fruits and its Nutritional Value
2007-05-29 07:40:00 Apple Key benefits of apples Apples, known as a cleansing food, contain fibre, antioxidants and fruit flavonoids. The most important of the flavonoids contained in apples is quercetin, which has anti-inflammatory as well as anti-cancer actions. Apples contain vitamin C as well ? more so in green apples than in red ones. Apples can reduce blood cholesterol levels, counter constipation and diarrhoea, help joint problems and help prevent diseases in general. How much apples should you eat? Apples can be eaten freely, but more than two or three a day does not increase the health benefits. Large quantities of apple juice can encourage tooth decay and diarrhoea. Maximising the benefits of apples Apples are best eaten raw, as cooking them can reduce the flavonoids by as much as 70 percent into the cooking water. It is also a good idea to eat the apple unpeeled as flavonoids are contained in or near the skin. Nutritional values of apple Calori... More About: Fruits , Value
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF SUCCESS
2007-05-28 13:00:00 SPEAK TO PEOPLE - There is nothing as nice as cheerful greeting.SMILE - It takes 72 muscles to frown-only 14 to smile.CALL PEOPLE BY NAME - Everyone is pleased when u remember their name.BE FRIENDLY AND HELPFUL - And others will respond in like manner.SPEAK AND ACT - As if everything u do is a genuine pleasure.BE GENUINELY - Interested in people.BE GENEROUS - With praise cautious with criticism.BE CONSIDERATE - With the feeling of others,it will be appreciated.BE THOUGHTFUL - Of the opinions of others,listen them...BE WILLING - To give service,what counts most in life is what we do for others. More About: Success , Comm , Command , Ten Commandments , Commandments
LOGICAL THINKING
2007-05-17 09:29:00 A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in. What should have he said? Comon guys, put on your thinking caps & get the solution.... .. ..... ..... ......... Dont keep scrolling ??. think about the answer ....... ........ Ans:- The man had to reply the number of characters in the word the Doorman was asking. He should have replied "Three" instead of "Five". HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! More About: King , Thinking , Logic , Logical , Logi
TEST IF A MIRROR IS 2 WAY OR NOT
2007-05-17 09:13:00 Have you seen recent advertisement of M/S SAINT GOBAIN GLASSES shown in TELEVISION'S? - Then you must have known about 2 Way mirror & is also shown in Hindi Movie HUMRAAZ) How to determine if a mirror is 2 way or not (Not a Joke!)Not to scare you, but to make sure that you aware.Many of the hotels and textile showrooms cheat the customers this way & watch privately.HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms,changing rooms, etc., how many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, r actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them). There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is very difficult to positively identify the surface byjust looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at?CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST:Place the tip of your fingernail against t... More About: Mirror , Test
Enthusiastic Salesman
2007-05-07 10:48:00 A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door. Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet." Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this s...!" exclaimed the eager salesman. "Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that?" asked the lady.The bewildered salesman asked, " Why, madam?" "There's no electricity in the house..." said the lady MORAL: Gather All resources be4 working on any project...!!! More About: Thus , Salesman , Esma
Science has all the Solution
2007-05-02 09:36:00 Kyun chalti hain pawanBecause of evaporation .Kyun jhoome hain gagan,Because of earth's rotation.Kyun machalta hain mann,Because of disorder in digestion.Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!Kyun gum hain har disha,Because u have poor sense of direction.Kyun hota hain nasha,Because of drug addiction.Kyun aata hain mazaa,Because u enjoy the situation.Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!Kyun aati hain bahar,Because of change in season.Kyun hota hain karar,Because of taking tension.Kyun hota hain pyaar,Because of opposite attraction.Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!! More About: Science , Solution
A Child's confession
2007-05-02 09:13:00 Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker.He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year.Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday.Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.************** Letter 1Dear God,I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday.I want a red one.Your friend, Bobby**************Bobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year,So he tore up the letter... More About: Confession , Sion , Fess
Management Lesson
2007-05-02 09:10:00 One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well. At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight,built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back. Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically meek? Well, he was. Naturally, he didn't argue with Big John, but he wasn't happy about it. The next day the same thing happened - Big John got on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the next. This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of him. Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo , and all that good stuff. By t... More About: Management , Less , Mana , Lesson , Esso
Change your Vision
2007-05-02 09:08:00 There was a millionaire who was bothered by severe eye pain. He consulted so many physicians and was getting his treatment done. He did not stop consulting galaxy of medical experts; he consumed heavy loads of drugs and underwent hundreds of injections. But the ache persisted with great vigour than before. At last a monk who has supposed to be an expert in treating such patients was called for by the millionaire. The monk understood his problem and said that for sometime he should concentrate only on green colours and not to fall his eyes on any other colours. The millionaire got together a group of painters and purchased barrels of green color and directed that every object his eye was likely to fall to be painted in green c... More About: Change , Sion , Visi , Vision , Visio
LEAVE LETTERS
2007-05-02 09:04:00 If u don't know how to write a leave letter no problem?..am sending u some ?..Which ever is appropriate u can send them?. J 1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave. 2. Another employee applied for half dayleave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave" 3. A leave letter to the headmaster: "AsI am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request youto leave me today" 4. An incident of a leave letter "Iam suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday." 5. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day. 6. Covering note: "I am enc... More About: Leave , Letters
Sardarji jokes, really foolish
2007-04-21 10:04:00 Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.Banta Singh : OkInterviewer : Made in IndiaBanta Singh : Destroyed in PakistanInterviewer : Keep it UpBanta Singh : Put it DownInterviewer : Maxi MumBanta Singh : Mini DadInterviewer : Enough! Take your SeatBanta Singh : Don't take my seatInterviewer : Idiot! Take your SeatBanta Singh : Clever! Don't take my SeatInterviewer : I say you get out!Banta Singh : You didn't say I come inInterviewer : I reject you!Banta Singh : You Appoint meInterviewer: ........!!!!!!!***** Santa: What is another difference between a mosquito and a fly?Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito.***Banta: When did George Washington die?Santa: two days before his funeral.***There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the funeral are dancing the bhangra and singing and general 'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is c... More About: Jokes , Really , Ally , Sardar , Sard
Delhi mein meri trip
2007-04-21 09:24:00 Ek din, main Delhi pahuncha, Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta pooncha. Coolie ne kaha: "Bahar jaake poocho." Maine khud hi rasta dhundh liya, Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha: "Bhai saab Lal Kile ka kitna loge?" Jawab mila: "Bechna nahi hai." Taxi chod, maine bus pakad li, Conductor se pooncha: "Ji, kya mein cigarette pi sakta hoon?" Wo gurrra kar bola: "Hargiz nahi, yaha cigarette pina mana hai." Maine kaha: "Par wo janab to pi rahe hai!" Phir se gurrrraya: "Usne mujhse pooncha nahi hai." Lal Kile pahucha, hotel gaya. Manager se kaha: "Mujhe room chahiye, satvi manzil pe." Manager ne kaha: "Rahane ke liye ya koodne ke liye?" Room pahucha, waiter se kaha: "Ek paani ka gilas milega?" Usne jawab diya: "Nahi sahab, yahan to saare kanch ke milte hain." Hotel se nikla, dost ke ghar jaane ke liye, Raste me ek sahab se po... More About: Trip
Interview (Funny)
2007-04-21 09:22:00 OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR NAME? CANDIDATE : M P. SIR OFFICER: TELL ME PROPERLY CANDIDATE: MOHAN PAL SIR OFFICER: YOUR FATHER'S NAME? CANDIDATE: M P. SIR OFFICER: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? CANDIDATE: MANMOHAN PAL SIR OFFICER: YOUR NATIVE PLACE CANDIDATE: M P. SIR OFFICER: IS IT MADHYA PRADESH? CANDIDATE: NO, MANI PAL SIR OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION? CANDIDATE: M P. SIR OFFICER: (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT? CANDIDATE: METRIC PASS OFFICER: WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB? CANDIDATE: M P. SIR OFFICER: AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEANS? CANDIDATE: MONEY PROBLEM SIR OFFICER: DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY CANDIDATE: M P. SIR OFFICER: EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY CANDIDATE: MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR OFFICER: THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW CANDIDATE : M P. SIR OFFICER: WHAT IS IT NOW CANDIDATE : MY PERFORMANCE... OFFICER: M P!!!! CANDIDATE : WHAT IS THAT SIR OFFICER: M E N T A L L Y P U N C T U R E D More About: Funny , Interview
Only for Tamil knowing friends
2007-04-21 09:06:00 I AM AUTOFELLOWI am autofellow autofellowFour knowing route fellowJustice having rate fellowGood people mix fellowNice singing song fellow Gandhi borning country fellowStick take means hunter fellowBig people's relation fellow Mercy having mind fellow daI am all poor's relative fellow daI am always poor people's relative fellow da Achak means achak only; Gumuk means gumuk onlyAchak means achak only; Gumuk means gumuk onlyTown become big, population become big Bus expecting, half age overLife become hectic in time, exist in corner of streetAda eye beat means love coming they telling You hand clap means auto coming I tellingFront coming look, this three-wheel chariot Good come and arrive, you trust and climb upMercy having mind fellow daI am always poor people's relative fellow daAchak means achak only; Gumuk means gumuk only Achak means achak only; Gumuk means gumuk onlyMummy motherfolk, danger not leaveHeat or cyclone, never I never tellThere there hunger take means,... More About: Friends , Tamil , Know , Wing , Only
Enjoy the lateral thinking
2007-04-21 08:35:00 DIFFICULT QUESTIONS AND INTELLIGENT ANSWERS![U] Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper) Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS) Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have? A. Very large hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)Q. How can you lif t an elephant with one hand? A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES) Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep? A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98) Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)Q. What looks like half apple ? A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Top... More About: Enjoy , King , Late , Thinking , Tera
Real Sardar Jokes
2007-04-19 11:53:00 EK DIN EK DAKU EK SARDAR KE GHAR MEIN GHUS GAYA AUR BOLA SONA KAHAN HAI?SARDAR BOLA ULLU KE PATTHE PURA GHAR KHALI HAI KAHIN BHI SOJA..***AN ASTRONOMER WAS WATCHING THE SKY FROM TELESCOPE. A SARDAR WAS OBSERVING HIM. SUDDENLY A STAR FALLS. AFTER SEEING THAT SARDAR SAYS WAH KYA NISHANA HAI. *** SARDARJI'S SON : OYE PAPAJI.... BAHAR DARWAJE PAR KOI SWIMING POOL KE LIYE DONATION MANG RAHA HAI....SARDAR : PUTTAR , USKO EK LOTA PAANI DE DE... ***BAAP BETE SE: TUMHE KAISI BIWI CHAHIYE?BETA:MUJHE CHAND JAISI BIWI CHAHIYE, JO RAAT KO AAYE AUR SUBHA CHALI JAYE. ***IN A SARDARS GARMENT STORE 1 DAY A CUSTOMER COMES IN & SAYS " BHAISAAB UNDERWEAR DIKHANA ZARA"SARDAR - OYE SORRY YAAR-AAJ PEHNA NAHI.. ***SARDAR YAAR YE MURGI KE BACHE ANDE TODKAR BAHR KAISE AA JATE HAI?2ND SARDAR : OYE PEHLE MANU YE BATA YE BAND ANDE ME GHUS KAISE JATE HAI. ***SARDAR NE BIWI SEY POOCHA : AAJ THO CHICKEN BAHUTH TASTY HAI..KUCH KHAS MASALA LAGAYA KYA?BIWI : KUCH NAHI THODI SI JAL G AYEE THI... ISLIYE BARNOL CREAM L... More About: Jokes , Real , Sardar jokes , Sardar , Sard
7 Reasons why not to mess up with children
2007-04-19 11:43:00 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow ahuman because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow ahuman; it was physically impossible.The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"The little girl replied, "Then you ask him." A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked whatthe drawing was.The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girlreplied, "They will in a minute." A Sunday school teacher was discuss... More About: Children , Reasons , Sons , Why Not , Mess
Know Your VALUE
2007-04-19 11:37:00 A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a Rupee 500 note. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this Rupee 500 note?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this note to one of you but first let me do this." He proceeded to crumple the note up. He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air. "Well," he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now all crumpled and dirty. "Now who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air."My friends, you have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth Rupee 500/-. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless. But no matter what has happened or what will... More About: Know , Value
The Real Gift
2007-04-19 11:30:00 A young man was getting ready to graduate college. For many months he had admired a beautifulsports car in a dealer's showroom, and knowing hisfather could well afford it, he told him that was allhe wanted. As Graduation Day approached, the young manawaited signs that his father had purchased the car. Finally, on the morning of his graduation his father called him into his private study. His father told him how proud he was to have such a fine son, and told him how much he loved him. He handed his son a beautiful wrapped gift box. Curious, but somewhat disappointed the young man opened the box and found a lovely,leather-bound Bible. Angrily, he raised his voice at his father and said, "With all your money you give me a Bible?" and stormed out of the house, leaving the holy book. Many years passed and the young man was very successful in business. He had a beautiful home and wonderful family, but realized his father was very old, and thought perhaps he should go to him. He had not s... More About: Gift , Real
Doctors vs Engineers
2007-04-19 11:25:00 7 Engineer s and 7 Doctor s are going from PUNE to Mumbai. So they both gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI) : 7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets.. Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come...... When TC arrives, All 7 Engineers get in one toilet So when TC knocks , one hand come out with the ticket and the TC goes away....* * *NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct train to PUNE. So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNESCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA) :Doctors decided, "this time we will prove that we too are equal"....All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket. Engineers don't buy any ticket at all!!!!!.. TC arrives....ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET. ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE .. One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One Hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket and comes in engg. Bathroom...T...
Thathuvam 2
2007-04-19 11:20:00 1. Paaku marathula paaku irukum, Theaku marathula thaeku irukum, Aana pana marathula panam irukaadhu..!!!!!2. Saturday to Sunday-> oru naal, Aana Sunday to Saturday ->??!!!!!!!!!3. Cycle la poana cycling, Train la poana training-a?4. Puli padhunguvadhu paai vadharkey. Full meals sappiduvadhu saai vadharkey..!!!!!!5. ELLA 'NEW YEAR'um ONNANTHETHIYIL THAAN VARUM AANA ELLAONNANTHEDIYUM'NEW YEAR'AAGUMA????????????!!!!!!!6. Ennadhan aeroplane mela parandhaalum... Petrol poda keelathaanvaranum.7. mechanical engineer mechanic aagalam aana software engineersoftwareaaga mudiyadhu......8. kosu kadicha tortoise aethivakkalam aana tortoise kadicha kosuaethivakka mudiyumaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!9. Evvaloo kaasu kuduthu planela poolaanum, Jannala tharanthuvedikkaapaakka mudiyaathu10. Key boardla key irrukkum Anna Mother boardla mother irrukkuma11. brush vachi pallu clean pannalam............... ana palla vachi brushclean panna mudiy... More About: That
Thathuvam
More articles from this author:2007-04-19 11:13:00 MANDAIYA POTTA "DIE"MANDAILA POTTA "DYE" Vaazhkai That hthuvam:*Nee evalo periya dancer aa irundhaalum Un saavukku unnaala aada mudiyuma???Today's Punch:*Panam Varum Pogum! Padhavi Varum Pogum!Kavalai Varum Pogum!Kaadhal Varum Pogum!Aana AIDS varum... pogathu!!! Adayar Anandha Bhavanoda Branch Niraya idathula irukkum Ana Adayar Ala marathoda Branch Adayar la mattum than. Poison 10 naal aana payasam aaha mudiyathu But, Payasam 10 naal aana poison aahidum Caru kulla tyre inrunthaa adhu stephney, adey Nambha meela antha tyre erinaa, nambha chutney !!! Ulla pora varaikkum than brandy, Veliya vantha athukku paer vaandy Thannambikkai-kum thalaiganathukkum oru nool allavu thaan vithiyaasam... ennnala full adichittu steadya nikka mudiyumnu solrathu thannambikkai - ennnala mattum thaan full adichittu steadyaaa nikka mudiyummnu solrathu thalaiganam Cellulla balance illana call panna mudiyadhu, anna manushannuku call illana balance panna mudiyumma Train evlo vegama ponalum, kadaisi petty kadai... 1, 2, 3 |
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