ReginaReginaMy blog consists of humourous jokes, articles, short stories with moral, etc. On the other hand I also have a collection of informative articles and messages to share with people all over the world. Articles
Computer Tech. Support Calls
2007-04-18 13:04:00 These "silly tech support calls " have been around in e-mails and online since the dawn of tech support. They are always fun to read. I'm in the mood for a good laugh. How 'bout you?**********Customer : Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?Customer : Yes, sure, it's really stuck.Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.Customer : No, wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... Sorry....**********Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?Female customer: A white one...Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.Customer: Your left or my left?**********Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?Male customer: Hello... I can't print.Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates.**********Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Ev... More About: Computer , Calls , Support , Call
MBA vs B.Com
2007-04-18 08:25:00 MBA vs B.Com StudentThis particular joke won an award for the best joke in acompetition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian...... An MBA and a B.com go on a camping trip, set up their tent,and fell asleep.Some hours later, the B.com wakes his MBA friend. " look up at the sky and tell me what you see." The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" The MBA ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets". "Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three". "Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful andwe are small and insignificant". "Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow". What does it tell you?" The B.com is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".
Sardarji jokes
2007-04-18 08:15:00 Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.Friend: Y?Sardar: Got upper berthFriend: Y did'nt u Xchnged?Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower berth.Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin.Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.Again twins & named Max & Climax.Again the same. Disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth. WHY?Because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know Why?Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking..A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.A bystander: why are u laughing?Sardar: I have a Air cell phone but still hutch network is following me .Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U this PacketSardar: why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted itSardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1year older to you'Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,I'll mar... More About: Jokes , Sardar , Sard
Bad Habits
2007-04-18 08:07:00 A man was waiting for a taxi. A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him. But being a professional, the beggar kept onpestering him. The man became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him alone unless he parts with some money.Suddenly an idea struck him. He told the beggar, "I do not have money, but if you tell me what you want to do with the money, I will certainly help you." "I would have bought a cup of tea", replied the beggar.The man said, "Sorry man. I can offer you a cigarette instead of tea". He then took a packof cigarettes from his pocket and offered one to the beggar. The beggar told, "I don't smoke as it is injurious to health."The man smiled and took a bottle of whisky from his pocket and told the beggar, "Here, take this bottle and enjoy the stuff. It is really good".The beggar refused by saying, "Alcohol muddles the brain and damages the liver". The man smiled again.He told the beggar, "I am going to the race course. ... More About: Habits , Bad Habits , Abit , Habit
SOME CUTE JOKES
More articles from this author:2007-04-16 06:22:00 TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO ! "!!TEACHER : What are you talking about?PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O ! TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.PAPPU : Here it is!TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?CLASS : PAPPU!TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L" TEACHER : No, that's wrongPAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".PAPPU : I is... TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of " COINCIDENCE?"PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever... More About: Cute , Jokes , Some 1, 2, 3 |
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