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NEVER DRINK & DRIVE
2007-06-19 09:14:00
This young lady was recently on Oprah and what a loving, forgiving young woman she is ! An amazing story of what she has suffered and will bear the rest of her life. Please share this with your friends and especially your teenagers who are driving.The car in which Jacqueline traveled. She was hit by another car that was driven by a 17-year old male student on his way home after drinking a couple of hard packs with his friends. This was in December 1999.After the accident Jacqueline has needed over 40 operations.Jacqueline was caught in the burning car and her body was heavily burnt during around 45 seconds.Without a left eyelid Jacquie needs eye drops to keep her vision.Now 20 year old, he cannot forgive himself for driving drunk on that night three years ago. He's aware of devastating Jacqueline Saburidos life.Not everyone who gets hit with a car dies. The doctors are still working on Jacqueline, whose body was covered with 60% severe burnings.SHOW YOUR TEENAGERS THE IMPORTANCE OF...
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Heart Attack & Warm Water
2007-06-18 07:35:00
This is a very good article. Not only about the warm water after your meal, but about heart attacks.The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals, not cold water. Maybe, it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating. For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you.It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this "sludge" reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.A serious note about heart attacks - You should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting. Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line. You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack. Nausea and int...
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WILL POWER
2007-06-14 13:34:00
An old man lived alone in Minnesota.He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation.Dear Son,I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother always loved planting time. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren't in prison.Love, Dad.........Shortly, the old man received this telegram:" For Heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up the garden!! That's where I buried the GUNS!" At 4a.m.The next morning, A dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns. Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and a sked him what to do next.His son's reply ...
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BRAIN & LIVER DAMAGING
2007-06-14 08:24:00
BRAIN DAMAGING HABITS No Breakfast:People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level. This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration.Overeating:It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power.Smoking:It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease.High Sugar consumption:Too much sugar will interrupt the absorption of proteins and nutrients causing malnutrition and may interfere with brain development.Air Pollution:The brain is the largest oxygen consumer in our body. Inhaling polluted air decreases the supply of oxygen to the brain, bringing about a decrease in brain efficiency.Sleep Deprivation:Sleep allows our brain to rest. Long term deprivation from sleep will accelerate the death of brain cells.Head covered while sleeping:Sleeping with the head covered, increases the concentration of carbon dioxide and decrease concentration of oxygen that may lead to brai...
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How to check the Expiry Date of a Tyre
2007-06-13 09:15:00
Vehicle tires have a 4-year validity period from their Date of Manufacture (DOM). Thereafter, the tire expires and may burst whilst in use.How to find out whether your tire has expired?Check for a stamp like this: (*2603*) There is an asterisk at the beginning and at the end of this serial number. The first two numbers 2 6 will tell which week of the year has it been manufactured. NB: One year has 52 weeks.The last two numbers represent the year of make.Therefore, *2603* shows that the said tire is manufactured in the 26th week of the year 2003. *2699* this shows that the tire is made in the 26th week of 1999.Check all your tires for safety purposes. Do not use expired tires. They are likely to burst (especially when running in hot weather) because the rubber component may have hardened and cracked.
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HOW TO DOWNLOAD MP3
2007-06-12 13:48:00
Downloading MP3 MadeEasy The MP3 movement started out with a huge audience of music enthusiasts on the internet. The MP3 digital music format has had, and will continue to have, a huge impart on how people, gather, listen to and share music. The MP3 format is a compression system for digital music that helps reduce the size of a digitized song without disturbing the sound quality. Digital music is converted to MP3 format and made available for use, usually via the web. MP3 files can be downloaded onto your computer from the internet and special software, either commercial or freeware. Using your computer and software you can convert digital music from a CD into MP3 format. MP3 files can be played in three different ways: 1. They can be played directly onto your computer. 2. They can be decompressed and recorded onto a CD. 3. These files can be played on a portable MP3 player. The advantage of MP3 players is that they are small, lightweight and rugged. They are a great w...
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Newton
2007-06-12 09:15:00
  Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seekUnfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...........He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start searching.....Everyone starts hiding except Newt on ......... Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein. Einstein's counting 1,2,3......97,98,99.....100........ He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........ Einstein says " newton's out..newton's out....."Newton denies and says "I am not out........I am not Newton......" All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton. Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared..... That makes me Newton per meter squared...... Since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT.......!  __._,_.___    . __,_._,___

EVOLUTION OF COMPUTER
2007-06-12 09:14:00
EVOLUTION OF COMPUTER ? TIMELINE The genesis of mechanical / digital computing can be traced back to Blaise Pascal and GW Liebnitz. Charles Babbage was the first to imagine a machine that could process data. He designed first a different engine, an analytical engine and an all purpose calculating machine. Year 1904:Discovery of thermionic valve.Year 1938: Konrad Zeus built the world's first binary digital computer, the Z1.Year 1941:Zeus completed the first fully functional program-controlled electromechanical digital computer, the Z3.Year 1946:The first glimpse of the ENIAC, a machine built by John Mauchly and J. Presper Eckert.Year 1948:Claude Shannon identified the bit as the fundamental unit of data and the basic unit of computation.Year 1951:The UNIVAC I developed.Year 1952:John von Neumann's IAS computer became operational.Year 1953:IBM shipped its first electronic computer, the 701.Year 1955:The first fully transistorized computer, TRADIC.Year 1956:Experiments began for dir...
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A small Story
2007-06-12 09:14:00
A turtle family decided to go on a picnic. Turtles, being naturally slow about things, took seven years to prepare for their outing. Finally the turtle family left home looking for a suitable place. During the second year of their journey they found a place ideal for them at last! For about six months they cleaned the area, unpacked the picnic basket, and completed the arrangements. Then they discovered they had forgotten the salt. A picnic without salt would be a disaster, they all agreed. After a lengthy discussion, the youngest turtle was chosen to retrieve the salt from home. Although he was the fastest of the slow moving turtles, the little turtle whined, cried, and wobbled in his shell. He agreed to go on one  condition: that no one would eat until he returned. The family consented and the little turtle left.  Three years passed and the little turtle had not returned. Five years...six years... then on the seventh year of his absence, the oldest turtle could no long...
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INTERESTING FACTS - Believe me
2007-06-08 12:45:00
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.Most lipstick contains fish scales(oops Vegetarian Kissers!!)Coca-Cola was originally green. The most common name in the world is Mohammed. The name of all the continents end with the sameletter that they start with. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse hasboth front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the persondied as a result ofwounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, theperson died of natural causes. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made usingthe letters only on one row of the keyboard. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath. It is impossible to lick your elbow. (dont try this at work !!)People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up intot...
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DESI JOKES
2007-06-08 12:43:00
Musharraf in Tunnel: Vajpayee, Musharraf, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret Thatcher are traveling in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Thatcher and Vajpayee are sitting there looking perplexed. Musharraf is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.Thatcher is thinking: "These Pakistanis are all crazy after Madhuri. Musharraf must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him"Madhuri is thinking: "Musharraf must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Margaret instead and got slapped."Musharraf is thinking: "Damn! it, Vajpayee must have tried to kiss Madhuri, she thought it was me and slapped! me."Vajpayee is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Musharraf again."Gandhiji JokeGod asked Lal Bahadur Shastri h...
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An Impossible Wish
2007-06-08 12:26:00
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer.Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside,what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries,what She means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can m...
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Management should know their staff
2007-06-08 11:08:00
On walking into the factory, the MD noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing.He approached the young man and calmly said to him, "How much do you earn?"The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question, he replied, none the less, "I earn $ 2 000.00 a month, Sir. Why?"Without answering, the MD took out his wallet and removed $6000.00 cash and gave it to the young man and said, "Around here I pay people for working, not for standing around looking pretty! Here is your 3 months salary, now GET OUT and don't come back".The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight.Noticing a few onlookers, the MD said in a very upset manner, "And that applies for everybody in this company".He approached one of the onlookers and asked him, "Who's the young man that I just fired?"To which an amazing reply came of, "He was the pizza delivery man, Sir...!!"
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What Goes Around, Comes Around
2007-06-08 10:44:00
Zora Neal Hurston wrote this.He almost didn't see the old lady, stranded on the side of the road,but even in the dim light of day, he could see she needed help. So he pulled up in front of her Mercedes and got out. His Pontiac was still sputtering when he approached her. Even with the smile on his face, she was worried. No one had stopped to help for the last hour or so. Was he going to hurt her? He didn't look safe; he looked poor and hungry. He could see that she was frightened, standing out there in the cold. He knew how she felt. It was that chill which only fear can put in you. He said, "I'm here to help you, ma'am. Why don't you wait in the car where it's warm? By the way, my name is Bryan Anderson."Well, all she had was a flat tire, but for an old lady, that was bad enough. Bryan crawled under the car looking for a place to put the jack, skinning his knuckles a time or two. Soon he was able to change thetire. But he had to get dirty and his hands hurt. As he was tighten...
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Facts - Part 1
2007-06-08 08:14:00
A duck can't walk without bobbing its head.Hawaii is the only U.S. State that grows coffee.Honeybees are the only insects that create a form of food for humans.A hummingbird's heart beats 1,400 times a minute.The first MTV video was "Video Killed the Radio Sta," by the Buggles.A female kangaroo is called a Flyer.Theodore Roosevelt was the only president who was blind in one eye.The speed limit in NYC was 8 mph in 1895.The first jukebox was located in San Francisco in 1899.Penguins have an organ above their eyes that converts seawater to freshwater.The hummingbird is the only bird that can fly backwards.The first TV show ever to be put into reruns was "The Lone Ranger."A queen bee can lay 800-1500 eggs per day.The average woman consumes 6 pounds of lipstick in her lifetimeThe first penny had the motto "Mind your own business."Mosquitos are attracted to people who just ate bananas.
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God Forgives and Forgets
2007-06-07 11:42:00
There was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm.He was given a slingshot to play with out in the woods. He Practiced in the woods, but he could never hit the target. Getting A little discouraged, he headed back for dinner. As he was Walking back he saw Grandma's pet duck.Just out of impulse, he let the slingshot fly, hit the duck Square in the head, and killed it. He was shocked and grieved.In a panic, he hid the dead duck in the wood pile, only to see His sister watching! Sally had seen it all, but she said nothing.After lunch the next day Grandma said, "Sally, let's wash the Dishes." But Sally said, "Grandma, Johnny told me he wanted to help in the kitchen." Then she whispered to him, " Remember the duck?" So Johnny did the dishes.Later that day, Grandpa asked if the children wanted to go Fishing and Grandma said, "I'm sorry but I need Sally to help make Supper." Sally just smiled and said," Well that's all right because Johnny told Me he wanted to help." Sh...
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Take INITIATIVE
2007-06-07 11:19:00
Some years ago, three brothers left the farm to work in the city. They were all hired by the same company at the same pay.Three years later, Jim was being paid $500 a month, Frank was receiving $1,000, but George was now making $1,500. Their father decided to visit the employer. He listened to the confused father and said, " I will let the boys explain for themselves." Jim was summoned to the supervisor's office and was told, "Jim, I understand the Far East Importers has just brought in a large transport plane loaded with Japanese import goods. Will you please go over to the airport and get a cargo inventory?" Three minutes later, Jim returned to the office. "The cargo has one thousand bolts of Japanese silk," Jim reported. "I got the information over the telephone from a member of the crew."When Jim left, Frank, earning $1,000 a month, was called. Frank said the supervisor, "I wish you'd go out to the airport and get an inventory of the cargo plane which was just brought in by Fa...
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INNOCENT QUESTIONS
2007-06-07 11:00:00
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a l...
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Kidney Treatment - TANKER
2007-06-06 11:49:00
There is a foundation called TANKER (Tamilnadu kidney Research Foundation) in Chennai, where they treat all kidney related problems free of cost. They even do Dialysis free of cost. Please forward this message and let people utilize this opportunity. It can help people who are in need. Don't neglect.. please forward the message.For further Details contact : 044 - 28273407 and 28241635Pass on this message to all your near and dear ones, may be it would be of help to atleast one
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Important rule while driving
2007-06-06 11:08:00
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for herhusband.Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen."Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter.Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when u're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them.Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"The husband calmly replied,"I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving!!"They alone live who live for others, the rest are more dead
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Sardar jokes
2007-06-06 11:03:00
Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaanekyon diya ?Sard ar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question.Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.A Sardar was fond of detective novels, he always read from the middle, why ?Its double interesting. It builds curiosity not only about its end but also its beginning !Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says - What a shit ?"I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all" ?Librarian : So, you are the one who took the TelephoneDirectory....2 Days of Powercut in India made life miserable. Worst affected was Amritsar where all the SARDARS were stuck for 48 hrs. on Escalaters.....Two Sardars are driving a Car, one puts on t...
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Acknowledgement
2007-06-06 09:55:00
I dreamt that I went to Heaven and an angel was showing me around. We walked side-by-side inside a large workroom filled with angels.My angel guide stopped in front of the first section and said, " This is the Receiving Section. Here, all petitions to God said in prayer are received." I looked around in this area, and it was terribly busy with so many angels sorting out petitions written on voluminous paper sheets and scraps from people all over the world.Then we moved on down a long corridor until we reached the second section. The angel then said to me, "This is the Packaging and Delivery Section.Here , the graces and blessings the people asked for are processed and delivered to the living persons who asked for them."I noticed again how busy it was there. There were many angels working hard at that station, since so many blessings had been requested and were being packaged for delivery to Earth.Finally at the farthest end of the long corridor we stopped at the door of a very small...
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Quotes about India from famous personalities
2007-06-05 12:07:00
We owe a lot to the India ns, who taught us how to count, without which no worthwhile scientific discovery could have been made.Albert Einstein.India is the cradle of the human race, the birthplace of human speech, the mother of history, the grandmother of legend and the great grand mother of tradition.Mark Twain.If there is one place on the face of earth where all dreams of living men have found a home from the very earliest days when man began the dream of existence, it is India .French scholar Romain Rolland.India conquered and dominated China culturally for 20 centuries without ever having to send a single soldier across her border.Hu Shih (former Chinese ambassador to USA)India Is Cradle Of The Human Race, The Birthplace Of Human Speech, The Mother Of History, The Grand Mother Of Legends And Great Grand Mother Of Tradition.Mark Twain
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WORLD HISTORY FACTS ABOUT INDIA.
2007-06-05 11:57:00
India never invaded any country in her last 1000 years of history. India invented the Number system. Zero was invented by Aryabhatta.The world's first University was established in Takshila in 700BC. More than 10,500 students from all over the world studied more than 60 subjects. The University of Nalanda built in the 4th century BC was one of the greatest achievements of ancient India in the field of education.According to the Forbes magazine, Sanskrit is the most suitable language for computer software. Ayurveda is the earliest school of medicine known to humans. Although western media portray modern images of India as poverty striken and underdeveloped through political corruption, India was once the richest empire on earth. The art of navigation was born in the river Sindh 5000 years ago. The very word "Navigation" is derived from the Sanskrit word NAVGATIH. The value of pi was first calculated by Budhayana, and he explained the concept of what is now k! ! nown as the Pythagore...
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SHAME ON MEDIA
2007-06-04 13:06:00
MAJOR MANISH H PITAMBAREA MUST READ... Dear Editors of HT, TOI, IndianExpress and The Hindu, I got the mail below from a friend of mine and following the unwritten code of conduct, I am forwarding it to my friends but all efforts of people who have been forwarding this mail would go waste if this mail doesn't reach YOU...... Something to think about..!! Sham e on Indian Media ??? Really what a shame... By the time u guys read this news, the body of Major Manish Pitambare, who was shot dead at Anantnag, would have been cremated with full military honors. On Tuesday, this news swept across all the news channels 'Sanjay Dutt relieved by court'. 'Sirf Munna not a bhai' '13 saal ka vanvaas khatam' 'although found guilty for possession of armory, Sanjay can breath sigh of relief as all the TADA charges against him are withdrawn' Then many personalities like Salman Khan said 'He is a good person. We knew he will come out clean'. Mr Big B said "Dutt's family and our family have...
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Help Yourselves, then God will Help You
2007-06-04 11:10:00
A traveling preacher finds himself in a tremendous rainstorm. Within a few hours the hotel he is staying in becomes flooded.As the water rises, the preacher climbs to the roof and starts praying. "Lord, save me so I can continue on my mission of preaching your gospel." Just then, a coast guard rescue party floats by in a rowboat. "Let's go mister. Into the boat." "I'll stay here ," says the preacher, "The Lord will save me."An hour later a second boat reaches the scene and the water is close to the roof of the hotel. "Sir, you better get in. The water is still rising." "No thanks. The Lord will be my salvation."Toward evening, the hotel is almost completely under water and the preacher is clinging to the satellite dish on the roof. A helicopter is spotted and on a loudspeaker is heard "HSir, grab on to the line and we will pull you up. This is your last chance."I'm all right," says the preacher, as he looks heavenward. "I know the Lord will provide sanctuary."As the boat departs...
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Ability to make a DIFFERENCE
2007-06-04 10:58:00
Once upon a time there was a wise man who used to go to the ocean to do his writing. He had a habit of walking on the beach before he began his work. One day he was walking along the shore.As he looked down the beach, he saw a human figure moving like a dancer. He smiled to himself to think of someone who would dance to the day. So he began to walk faster to catch up. As he got closer, he saw that it was a young man and the young man wasn't dancing, but instead he was reaching down to the shore, picking up something and very gently throwing it into the ocean. As he got closer he called out, "Good morning! What are you doing?" The young man paused, looked up and replied, " Throwing starfish in the ocean." "I guess I should have asked, why are you throwing starfish in the ocean?" "The sun is up, and the tide is going out, and if I don't throw them in they'll die." "But, young man, don't you realize that there are miles and miles of beach, and starfish all along it. You can't p...
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MARVELLOUS ANSWER
2007-06-04 10:30:00
A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car. The mechanic shouted across the garage,"Hello Doctor!! Please come over here for a minute." The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, "So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me are doing basically the same work? "The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic.... He said: "Try to do it when the engine is running ".
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Jokes
2007-06-04 10:15:00
Ladka: Janeman iss dil mein aaja.Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!!It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murderedA person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat.Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.Sagaai hui...Shadi Hui...Biwi ghar main aayi...ghar SWARG ban gaya...aur main... SWARGWASI. ..
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SOME FACTS
2007-06-04 10:06:00
1. Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 other million people in the world?2. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.3. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.4. Banging your head against a wall uses an average of 900 calories an hour.5. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.6. The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.7. "I am ." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.8. The longest word in the English language is 1909 letters long and it refers to a distinct part of DNA.9. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.10. Feb 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.11. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.12. Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.13. Every time you lick...
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