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Change your name today
2008-06-02 23:40:00
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some sillinessto break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful daysthan not.Here is a little dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find your new name.The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain UnderpantsAnd the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which theevil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...So:-1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New firstname:a = snickleb = doombahc = gooberd = cheeseye = crustyf = greasyg = dumboh = farcusi = dorkyj = doofusk = funkyl = boobiem = sleezyn = sloopyo = fluffyp = stinkyq = slimyr = dorfuss = snootyt = tootsieu = dipsyv = sneezyw = liverx = skippyy = dinkyz = zippy2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first halfof your new last name:a = dippinb = featherc = battyd = burgere = chickenf = barffyg = lizardh = wafflei = farklej = monkeyk = flippinl = frickenm = bubblen = rhinoo...
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Beautiful pictures - Paintbox falls from heaven
2008-06-02 23:30:00
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Eric Idle sings
2008-05-19 22:38:00
Eric Idle...God love him...Oh and thanks to NASA too!Check out this presentation:http://dingo.care2.com/cards /flash/5409/galaxy.swfCLICK HERE TO GET UPDATES PLUS OTHER FREE STUFF STRAIGHT TO YOUR INBOX!For many of these sites you may need the latest browsing software available from a variety of search engine providers.Hope you liked the distractions today! Please vote for this blog! It's as easy as clicking here: Distract yourself shopping? Click here
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School Children Writing About The Sea
2008-05-16 13:22:00
School Children Writing About The Sea1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island . If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7)4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)5) A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8)6) My dad goes out in his boat, and comes back with crabs. (Emily Burniston age 5)7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7)8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming an...
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George W Buster
2008-04-25 18:50:00
Check out this link it's a real stress buster and you get to bash George W about a bit...fantastic!Watch him fall or drag him with your mouse! (and before the intelligence service pick this up I am not a terrorist nor am I a threat to the American way of life blah blah blah)http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/g eorgie.htmHere's something else to keep you entertained for all those people who've ever suffered a bumpy ride!REAL AIRLINES ATTENDANTS' QUOTESOccasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other anouncements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out ofthis airplane...After landing: "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride.""As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice came over the l...
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Amusing books
2008-04-10 00:07:00
I love books so although these are corny some made me laugh out loud especially Animal Scents by Farrah Mones, my sense of humour is lame...40 Yards to the Latrine by Willy Makeit and Betty Wont50 years in the saddle by Major AsburnA Bestiary of Plant Eaters: Herb AvoreA Boxing Cornerman's Story: Dawson DeTowelA Great Plenty by E. NuffA Stitch in Time by Justin CaseA Stuntman To The End: Kenny DoittA Trip to the Dentist by Yin PainA Whole Lot of Cats by Kitt N. CaboodleAcrophobia Explained: Alfredo HeightsAdvanced Maths by Smart E. PantsAfter The Corned Beef And Cabbage: Kay O'PectateAh, Thor!: Ty TillAll Alone: Saul E. TerryAllegiance To The King: Neil DowneAlmost Missed the Bus by Justin TimeAmbulance Driving: Adam MuhwayAmbush! by May T. SurpriseAnd Shut Up! by Sid DowneAnd the Other People by Allan SundryAnimal Illnesses by Ann ThraxAnimal Scents: Farrah MonesApril Fool! by Sue PrizeArchery: Beau N. ArrowArmed Heists by Robin BanksArtificial Clothing by Polly EsterArtificial W...
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Religion
2008-04-10 00:03:00
Wow, fantastic...although I'm not pro-atheism (a philosophical position almost as bad as religion) this was fantastic! Rock on and FCUK to all those who fail to think for themselves but allow those in white coats (both the clerics and the scientists) to think for them.CLICK HERE TO GET UPDATES PLUS OTHER FREE STUFF STRAIGHT TO YOUR INBOX!For many of these sites you may need the latest browsing software available from a variety of search engine providers.Hope you liked the distractions today! Please vote for this blog! It's as easy as clicking here:Distract yourself shopping? Click here
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Earth in space
2008-04-09 23:52:00
This made me stop and think. Wow!!clipped from http://www.smart-kit.com/s225/powerful-wo rds-by-carl-sagan/Powerful words by Carl SaganIf you look carefully at the NASA photo below, you will see a little white dot. This minute speck is Earth seen from the Voyager 1 spacecraft as it exits the solar system, nearly 4 billion miles away. The photo was taken back in 1990.Look again at that dot. That’s here. That’s home. That’s us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every “superstar,” every “supreme leader,” every saint an...
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Amazing and amusing bicycles from around the globe!
2008-03-30 19:14:00
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Amazing Images!
2008-03-06 18:19:00
Edge of the hurricaneHolding the SunOnly in ChinaBad day for surfingThe earth at nightAmazing cloud formationOnly in AmericaOnly in ThailandOnly in TexasOnly in IndiaOnly in HawaiCLICK HERE TO GET UPDATES PLUS OTHER FREE STUFF STRAIGHT TO YOUR INBOX!For many of these sites you may need the latest browsing software available from a variety of search engine providers.Hope you liked the distractions today! Please vote for this blog! It's as easy as clicking here: Distract yourself shopping? Click here
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Get distracted and disoriented!
2008-02-10 20:09:00
Wander the maze using arrow keys! CLICK HERECLICK HERE TO GET UPDATES PLUS OTHER FREE STUFF STRAIGHT TO YOUR INBOX!For many of these sites you may need the latest browsing software available from a variety of search engine providers.Hope you liked the distractions today! Please vote for this blog! It's as easy as clicking here: Distract yourself shopping? Click here

Astrophotography. Amazing pictures of the night sky and space!
2008-02-05 16:17:00
http://www.astropix.com/HTML/SHOWCASE/SHO WCASE.HTMCheck out these amazing photos of Astrophotography by Jerry Lodriguss CLICK HERECLICK HERE TO GET UPDATES PLUS OTHER FREE STUFF STRAIGHT TO YOUR INBOX!For many of these sites you may need the latest browsing software available from a variety of search engine providers.Hope you liked the distractions today! Please vote for this blog! It's as easy as clicking here: Distract yourself shopping? Click here
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Yoda sings 'I aint got nobody' - just a bit of fun!
2008-01-27 17:49:00
See Yoda sing...quite amusing flash video of Yoda (of Star Wars fame as if you didn't know) puppet singing!http://fun.drno.de/flash/yoda_fil m.swfCLICK HERE TO GET UPDATES PLUS OTHER FREE STUFF STRAIGHT TO YOUR INBOX!For many of these sites you may need the latest browsing software available from a variety of search engine providers.Hope you liked the distractions today! Please vote for this blog! It's as easy as clicking here: Distract yourself shopping? Click here
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Amazing image of the moon!
2008-01-24 22:16:00
Amazing image of the moon in stunning detail. To see more click on image.http://www.boredstop.com/moonhi.htm CLICK HERE TO GET UPDATES PLUS OTHER FREE STUFF STRAIGHT TO YOUR INBOX!For many of these sites you may need the latest browsing software available from a variety of search engine providers.Hope you liked the distractions today! Please vote for this blog! It's as easy as clicking here: Distract yourself shopping? Click here
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Pictures of walls
2008-01-20 19:37:00
This is a very entertaining web site. The sort of pictures that you want to email to friends. Some of them are quite profound. Thank God for graffitiPictures of wallsHere are some great examples of images available at this sitehttp://www.picturesofwalls.com/CLICK HERE TO GET UPDATES PLUS OTHER FREE STUFF STRAIGHT TO YOUR INBOX!For many of these sites you may need the latest browsing software available free from a variety of search engine providers.Hope you liked the distractions today! Dot forget to sign up for email updates and please vote for this blog! It's as easy as clicking here: Distract yourself shopping? Click here
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Flong flash
2008-01-17 22:43:00
Checkout this cool flash drawing feature! Just draw something or a few things and watch the resulting images!http://www.flong.com/storage/exper ience/yellowtail/CLICK HERE TO GET UPDATES PLUS OTHER FREE STUFF STRAIGHT TO YOUR INBOX!For many of these sites you may need the latest browsing software available from a variety of search engine providers.Hope you liked the distractions today! Please vote for this blog! It's as easy as clicking here:Distract yourself shopping? Click here
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Eyes right!
2008-01-14 22:33:00
I came across this site today. It's simply pictures of eyes (see example) but when you start to look at them for a while you realize how beautiful they are! I am reminded of planets or space and there is a real depth to the images! Stare into them and wonder about the owners! Click on image to enlarge.More HERECLICK HERE TO GET UPDATES PLUS OTHER FREE STUFF STRAIGHT TO YOUR INBOX!For many of these sites you may need the latest browsing software available from a variety of search engine providers.Hope you liked the distractions today! Please vote for this blog! It's as easy as clicking here: Distract yourself shopping? Click here
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Sutra Photos - Amazing advertisments
2008-01-13 20:56:00
Those ad guys and gals can be very clever and the pics posted at Sutra Photo site demonstrate this to perfection. Here are a couple of examples...very innovative I'm sure you'll agree.All of a sudden I feel the need to go and watch some football whilst tipexing a few documentsSutra Photo sitehttp://photos.sutradirectory.com/CLIC K HERE TO GET UPDATES PLUS OTHER FREE STUFF STRAIGHT TO YOUR INBOX!For many of these sites you may need the latest browsing software available from a variety of search engine providers.Hope you liked the distractions today! Please vote for this blog! It's as easy as clicking here: Distract yourself shopping? Click here
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Virtual bubble wrap - warning addictive!
2008-01-10 18:28:00
It's a crazy world and nothing proves it more so than virtual bubble wrap!It does what it says on the tin and fair play to the guy or gal that thought of putting this online! Ooohh 5 mins of fun! Best shared with friends or co workers for full...'God!...Really!' effect!I know you want it now well click the image below!CLICK HERE TO GET UPDATES PLUS OTHER FREE STUFF STRAIGHT TO YOUR INBOX!For many of these sites you may need the latest browsing software available from a variety of search engine providers.Hope you liked the distractions today! Please vote for this blog! It's as easy as clicking here: Distract yourself shopping? Click here
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Amazing optical illusion - The Rotating Snakes!
2008-01-02 15:43:00
This is a truly weird visual illusion one of many available at Michael Bach's site about optical illusions. Remember that there are no moving images here just the illusion of movement created by your eyes! Check out more at 75 Optical Illusion s & Visual Phenomenahttp://www.michaelbach.de/ot/CLI CK HERE TO GET UPDATES PLUS OTHER FREE STUFF STRAIGHT TO YOUR INBOX!For many of these sites you may need the latest browsing software available from a variety of search engine providers.Hope you liked the distractions today! Please vote for this blog! It's as easy as clicking here: Distract yourself shopping? Click here
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Send a message to your future self with Email Capsules!
2007-12-28 22:34:00
Email CapsulesThis is a very simple but rather good web site which is an updated technological version of writing a letter to yourself in the future. You write something to your future self and this automated system will email you on the date you specify way in the future! Be sure to write something inspiring as you never know where you may be in 20 or 30 years time! Try not to disappoint your future self!http://www.emailcapsules.com/CLICK HERE TO GET UPDATES PLUS OTHER FREE STUFF STRAIGHT TO YOUR INBOX!For many of these sites you may need the latest browsing software available from a variety of search engine providers.Hope you liked the distractions today! Please vote for this blog! It's as easy as clicking here: Distract yourself shopping? Click here
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Samorost flash game
2007-12-22 18:02:00
This is a very entertaining if a bit surreal flash game and should keep you entertained over Christmas if all you get is another novelty tie or underwear! The hero Samorost has his dog kidnapped by aliens and must travel to their world to get him back. The backgrounds and interactivity with this flash game are very trippy and surreal. This game rightly won the designers a 2007 Webby Award!Have a play around with this. The images below are taken from Samorost 2. Click on the links and try to solve the puzzles to get that dog back! Great fun! You can play online or download from http://amanita-design.nethttp://amanita-d esign.net/samorost-1/http://amanita-desig n.net/samorost-2/CLICK HERE TO GET UPDATES PLUS OTHER FREE STUFF STRAIGHT TO YOUR INBOX!For many of these sites you may need the latest browsing software available from a variety of search engine providers.Hope you liked the distractions today! Please vote for this blog! It's as easy as clicking here: Distract yourself shopping?...
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Acrobots V Feed The Head!
2007-12-17 19:38:00
This application is quite entertaining. The Acrobots almost seem to have a personality as they wildly sucker anything their little suckers can grab onto! Increase gravity or turn their world upside down make plus them appear and disappear! Should be distracting for all of 5mins!Acrobotshttp://www.acrobots.net/Sli ghtly more distracting is the application 'Feed the head' which is found at http://www.feedthehead.net/ pull the nose off the head a few times a feed it with balls tosee what happens! Has the feel of being trapped in the Beatles Yellow submarine film!Feed the headVector ParkFind further similar madness can be located at http://www.vectorpark.com/CLICK HERE TO GET UPDATES PLUS OTHER FREE STUFF STRAIGHT TO YOUR INBOX!For many of these sites you may need the latest browsing software available from a variety of search engine providers.Hope you liked the distractions today! Please vote for this blog! It's as easy as clicking here: Distract yourself shopping? Click here
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Yeti bubbles (I suspect Yeti balls has more of a ring to it!)
2007-12-16 18:05:00
Need a distraction thats going to have you spending the whole afternoon in a trance much like Tetris? Well Yeti bubbles or Yeti balls as I prefer to call it could be your answer! It's very distracting and will have you whittling away at least 1/2 an hour!It's suitably festive with the ice and snow and the cute Yeti and penguin looking on and is of course addictive as many arcade games are!Thinking about this game however Penguins are restricted to the Southern hemisphere and the Yeti is reported from the Himalayas so thats a little misleading lol!You can download this arcade game here for free CLICK HEREScreen shot of the game:There are many other free great games available from http://www.gametop.com/ which is where this game originated.CLICK HERE TO GET UPDATES PLUS OTHER FREE STUFF STRAIGHT TO YOUR INBOX!For many of these sites you may need the latest browsing software available from a variety of search engine providers.Hope you liked the distractions today! Please vote for thi...
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Is this your name?
2007-12-13 18:49:00
Is this your name?If you've ever wondered about the origins or meaning of your own name then this site is certainly for you. Type your name into the search engine and it instantly reveals a wealth of information about your name.http://www.isthisyour.name/It proves to be quite entertaining and certainly very distracting! Here is an example:Etymology for the name Jason Feather Forename: Origin: GreekMeaning: Healer Top 5 Facts: 42% of the letters are vowels. Of one million first and last names we looked at, 22.8% have a higher vowel make-up. This means you are well envoweled.Backwards, it is Nosaj Rehtaef... nice ring to it, huh? In Pig Latin, it is Asonjay Eatherfay. In ASCII binary it is...01001010 01100001 01110011 01101111 01101110 00100000 01000110 01100101 01100001 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 3 Things You Didn't Know: Your personal power animal is the Grizzly BearYour 'Numerology' number is 5. If it w...