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New English Rugby Kit
2007-10-23 00:00:00 And so the kak begins... :-) Shot JJ for the email More About: English , Rugby
Here?s your Springbok Team
2007-10-20 00:00:00 Brilliant Illustrations by MYNDERD VOSLOO (right-click to download photos) svgallery=BOKKE More About: Team
Need a little excitement at work?
2007-10-20 00:00:00 svgallery=EXCitement More About: Work , Excitement , Temen , Excite
The world?s fastest home internet connection - 40 GBits per second
2007-10-19 00:00:00 Online: http://www.thelocal.se/7869/ A 75 year old woman from Karlstad in central Sweden has been thrust into the IT history books - with the world's fastest internet connection. Sigbritt Löthberg's home has been supplied with a blistering 40 Gigabits per second connection, many thousands of times faster than the average residential link and ... More About: Internet , World , Connection , Home , The World
RWC: Who do you support?
2007-10-19 00:00:00 A little girl was sitting in her classroom in England when her teacher walked in and started talking about how proud she is to be English and how wonderful it is to be an England supporter. The teacher then asked everyone who supported England to put up their hand. Every ... More About: Support
Rugby World Cup
2007-10-17 00:00:00 Brian Ashton (coach of the English rugby team) and Jake White (coach of the South African rugby team) both die and enter the Pearly Gates. God takes Brian on a tour of heaven and ends up at a little two-bedroom bungalow with a faded English rugby banner hanging from the ... More About: World Cup , World , Rugby , Rugby World Cup
RWC: Argentina?s surprise strategy
2007-10-17 00:00:00 Now, I'm not much of a rugby fan. In fact the only time I'd really sit down and watch a game would be during the World Cup. I have my reasons for not enjoying it all year round, and I've actually chatted with a few hardcore Rugby fan's who actually see my ... More About: Strategy , Argentina , Gent
Busted!
2007-10-13 00:00:00 Let's see if you're the next Shurlock :-) Wife is dreaming in the middle of the nite and suddenly shouts: "Wake Up! Quick! My husband is back. Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!" Now you tell me, Who is guilty in this situation ... More About: Busted
Al Gore getting his ass kicked by 15 yr old Kristen Byrnes
2007-10-10 00:00:00 So alot of you heave watched or at least heard of An Inconvenient Truth, the global warming shockumentary presented by Al Gore . Hey I watched it and I was scared shitless by some the stuff in it. Real eye-opener and wot not, but that's what it was meant for then ... More About: Kristen
Inbox:Coloureds and why we love them
2007-10-02 00:00:00 One day, Gamat was driving his Cortina down Voortrekker Road when he saw his bra, Waanie, driving a brand new BMW M3. Gamat pulled up next to him with so a moerse smile that all his gold teeth showed. He asks: "Waanie my broe, where did you chise this vark ... More About: Love , Inbox
Professions
2007-09-29 00:00:00 Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist." The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know... Double Income, No Kids." The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, ... More About: Professions , Fess
Batch Image Resizer for Vista
2007-09-29 00:00:00 Well I'm somewhat impressed... Every now and then I Google "Vista Powertoys" in the hope of finding out that MS have finally released the Vista edition of their famed XP Powertoys. Alas, vokol so far, but I was pleasantly surprised to finally get hold of a good VISTA replacement for the ... More About: Image Resizer , Image , Batch , Resize
Planning on going to Australia?
2007-09-26 00:00:00 I found this kewl site that had me scratching my head a bit when I looked at and converted the cost of accommodation in Australia , particular some really nice hotels. http://www.cheaperthanhotels.com.au/Austr alia/Sydney These guys got accommodation listed that starts at AUD 40, all the way up to AUD 299, which when converted ranges ... More About: Planning , Going , Goin
15000 Volunteers needed?? Are you kidding?
2007-09-17 00:00:00 "All hands on deck", "15 000 Volunteers needed" That's what those articles said. It's only now that I read it for a second time that it kinda pissed me off. I don't understand how an Event like the 2010 World Cup, backed by FIFA, could possibly Scrooge out and expect 15 000 South ... More About: Kidding , Kidd
Living Will
2007-09-17 00:00:00 Got this via email (NOT MY WORDS) LOL* Living Will Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependant on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug'. She got up and ...
A Blog Spammer Negotiating?
2007-09-11 00:00:00 I got this from LinkWorth.com's blog. Apparently one of the dudes there got this 'offer' from a blog spammer's...friend? Going through comments today, I came across one of the funniest spam comments I?ve ever seen, hello , my name is Richard and I know you get a lot of spammy comments, I ... More About: Blog , Spammer
Health Minister
2007-08-25 00:00:00 was wondering when something like this would come along... click for larger view LOL* More About: Health , Minister , Heal
An interesting reflection: Slow Down Culture
2007-08-25 00:00:00 From my Inbox An interesting reflection: Slow Down Culture It's been 18 years since I joined Volvo, a Swedish company. Working for them has proven to be an interesting experience. Any project here takes 2 years to be finalized, even if the idea is simple and brilliant. It's a rule. Globalize processes have caused in ... More About: Interesting , Reflection , Eres
You can opt out, but wait a few days?
2007-08-21 00:00:00 I don't get it. What's with this story of waiting like '10 Business Days ' for 'changes to be updated' when you choose to unsubscribe from a website's newsletter/email comms? What exactly happens in those 10 days? Do they take the opportunity to stick it to you for opting out by sending ... More About: Wait
Screw Heroes, I got my own super power
2007-08-18 00:00:00 I can make it rain wherever I go simply by washing my f**kin car! thats my rant for the day More About: Power , Heroes , Super , Screw , Crew
IT okes
2007-08-18 00:00:00 Two IT guys were talking in a bar after work. "Guess what," says the first IT guy, "I met this gorgeous blonde in a bar." "What did you do?" says the other IT guy. "Well, I invited her over to my place, we had a couple of drinks, we got into the mood and ...
YAAAY! 200 000 screenshots served!
2007-08-18 00:00:00 There ya go, slightly delayed but mentioning it nonetheless :-) MWS kicking ass at the mo'. Haven't had much time to work on the new features, but obviously you guys like it so far, so THANKS! I still maintain though that I really don't plan on overloading and whoring the service with ... More About: Screenshots , Cree , Serve
Why coloureds can?t be terrorists
2007-08-18 00:00:00 Apparently by Marc Lottering, will wait for Andi to confirm... We are always late. We would have missed all 4 flights. Mooi kinnes on the plane would have distracted us. We talk loud and would bring attention to ourselves. Met free kos en cooldrink oppie plane, we'll soema forget why we're there. We praat with ... More About: Terrorists
IRC Quotes
2007-07-28 00:00:00 d-_-b how u make that inverted b? wait never mind ===================== Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?! glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar! Who me?! Yes you! Couldn?t be! Then WHO?!! Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar! *** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck ... More About: Quotes , Quote
Didn?t even notice: more than 100 000 screenshots served!
2007-07-27 00:00:00 Damn! Talk about being pre-occupied. I coulda thrown a party, opened a coupla beers, got some baloons or something when MyWebshots hit 100 000 screenshots. Ah well, I'll wait for 200 000 :-) On the other hand, it's nice to have a thing running itself at least. i wish facebook could run itself, gad ... More About: Notice , Screenshots , Cree , Serve
Only in SA
2007-07-19 00:00:00 So i'm driving earlier and listening to the radio. On the news the chick reckons the SAPS is starting up some kind of Academy. So i'm like "Ok... go on" The academy is being founded to Combat Crime! Now at first it didn't raise any alarms, but a second later I'm wondering ...
Amatomu getting Amaslow?
More articles from this author:2007-07-19 00:00:00 Is it just me or has amatomu.com gone slooooooooow? I know I posted my rant for the day but geez, something must be wrong in that camp. Come to think of it, if I look at my last 10 visits to the site: At least 5 visits showed empty pages, as if the Database ... More About: Amato , Maslow , Amat 1, 2, 3, 4 |



