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MyBlogShots - Plugin for Wordpress
2007-05-19 00:00:00 I've been playing a bit with creating my own damn website thumbnailing/screenshot toy... It wasn't until I was browsing ol' NinjaMonkeys earlier that the frikkin lightbulb exploded. I noticed the MyBlogLog avatars inserted with the comments and went bos, not knowing its a downloadable plugin for WP already :p. Shot Vaughn. So I reckon'd, ... More About: Wordpress , Plugin , Plug , Hots , Logs
MyBlogShots Service - I need some beta testers
2007-05-19 00:00:00 OK, for those of you who don't know, I've gone and done a website thumbnail/screenshot service, much like thumbshots.org and alexa, except that it's FREE and more importantly UP TO DATE. It won't run in webcrawler mode like the others do, it'll be relatively on-demand and it'll regenerate thumbnails older than ... More About: Service , Beta , Need , Test , Hots
Are these developers just getting lazy?
2007-05-17 00:00:00 This is starting to piss me off... I chatted with somebody a while back about where things are going in terms of OS's, Apps, Games etc, and Hardware requirements in the future. I ended up googling a bit on you know, future tech stuff, just for the hell of it, and ... More About: Developers , Develop , These , Lazy
George Carlin - Words of wisdom
2007-05-17 00:00:00 Received this via email, really quite brilliant... George Carlin's Views on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions."How old are you?" ... More About: Words , Wisdom , George Carlin , Words of Wisdom
David Bullard played you, you knobs?
2007-05-17 00:00:00 I gotta take my hat off to ol' Davi d for this excellent traffic and readership generating ploy. See Article On the other hand I'm a little disappointed that so many bloggers fell for it and decided to respond and DEFEND themselves against ONE not-so-kak columnist's OPINION!? Sad to say the best defence ... More About: David B , Knob , Lard
Prank Call - Chinese Food
2007-05-17 00:00:00 THIS is how you do prank calls! More About: Food , Prank , Chinese Food , Chinese , Call
Grab YouTube flv?s quick-like
2007-05-17 00:00:00 how fukkin evil is this piece of code :0) The key to screenscraping is taking advantage of known patterns in the structure of a webpage. What better tool to use than Regular Expressions to do just that :-) Here's a nice an nasty way to grab the flv's (Flash Video) files from ... More About: Youtube , Quick , Like , Grab
YouTube Grabber
2007-05-17 00:00:00 pfft... remember that script? screw that. Wrote this little bastard to do all the goodies. It follow's the same steps in sniffing out the location of the FLV file, then if you want, downloads it and converts it to MPEG. It uses ffMpeg to do this, so I've added ffMpeg.exe and SDL.dll ... More About: Youtube , Grab
ProxyToy update available
2007-05-17 00:00:00 ProxyToy update v1.5 available Minor changes, plus option to set proxy to Auto detect. Will work on Autoconfig URL Management next. More About: Update , Roxy , Proxy
Public-access TV host bombarded with prank calls.
2007-05-17 00:00:00 LOL* this is insane! We should do this to our own tv hosts and see :0) More About: Prank , Public , Calls , Host , Access
From PressTopia to WordPress
2007-05-17 00:00:00 So some of you might have noticed a frikkin HUGE change on the site, not only easthetically. Well I finally decided to drop Presstopia, which I was using from the start, not because it was kak or anything, coz it was actually quite kewl, and I enjoyed customizing the shit outta ... More About: Wordpress
Hex to String and String to Hex
2006-12-02 15:12:05 Some quick code to get this done. I used this a starting point to some mini encryption I'm playing with. Comes in quite handy if you plan to hide harmless info, as apposed to stashing it as strings.Note* DON'T try to use this as fullproof encryption pu-leease. Anyone looking at it will recognise it as hex and be able to decode it. Beef it up a little more and you'll have yer own encryption. Here's the code: String to Hex 'String to Hexfunction SH(ByVal sVal as String) Dim retVal as String = "" Dim i as Integer = 1 &nbs p;for i = 1 to Len(sVal) &n bsp; 'Char by Char, Convert to ASCII, then to HEX re tVal = retVal & Hex(Asc(Mid(sVal,i,1))) nextreturn retValend function Hex to String 'Hex to Stringfunction HS(ByVal sVal as String) Dim retVal as String = "" Dim i&... More About: Ring , Tring
ProxyToy available on Download.com network
2006-12-02 15:12:05 I figured I'd give it a bash, so I submitted ProxyToy to Down load .com. Shweeeeet! More About: Work , Network
Another Toy: View this Page in Opera
2006-12-02 15:12:05 I had a few minutes to spare. Here's a simple little toy that takes a page you're currently browsing in IE, and launches it in Opera .(IF INSTALLED) Download Opera Launcher OL.exe (297 KB) Comments and feedback welcome... More About: Toy , Other , Page , This
Latest Toy: View this Page in Firefox
2006-12-02 15:12:05 Here's a simple little toy that takes a page you're currently browsing in IE, and launches it in Fire fox .(IF INSTALLED) Firefox had an extension similar to this, which allowed you to launch the current page in IE. Download Firefox Launcher FFL.exe (297 KB) Comments and feedback welcome... More About: Toy , Page , This
Working in the IT Industry
2006-12-02 15:12:05 Working in the IT industry: 1. We work weird (night) shifts... Like prostitutes. 2. They pay you to make the client happy... Like a prostitute. 3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny... Like a prostitute. 4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams... Like a prostitute. 5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as you... Like a prostitute.6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed... Like a prostitute. 7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell... Like a prostitute. 8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you... Like a prostitute. 9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficul... More About: Industry , Work , King , Working , Workin
No Honey, I don't feel like it tonight...
2006-12-02 15:12:05 WHEN THE WORLD SAYS GIVE UP, HOPE SAYS TRY ONE MORE TIME............ No honey, I don't feel like it tonight.... This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the s#xual urge of men and women differ so much. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to ... More About: Night , Honey , Tonight , Like , Feel
Return Number of Matches in String Search
2006-12-02 15:12:05 ooooh a mouthful... Here's a quickie to return the number of matches for a string search. <% function Match Count(StringToSearch , StringToFind) Set regEx = New RegExp regEx.IgnoreCase = True regEx.Global = True regEx.Pattern = StringToFind Set Matches = regEx.Execute(StringToSearch) MatchCount = Matches.Countend function strText = "This is some stupid sentence." 'String to search in... strTextH = Replace(strText, "s", "<font color=red>s</font>") 'Just for display purposes %> <html><head><title>Matc h Count</title></head><body& gt; <font face="Trebuchet MS" size="3"><b><%=MatchCount(str Text, "s")%></b> matches for <b>"s"</b> in <b>"<%=strTextH %>"</b></font> </body></html> Gives you... 5 matches for "s" in "This is some stupid sentence." laters More About: Numb , Ring
Mark Lottering - One liners
2006-12-02 15:12:05 Got these via email...classic! 1. I was so poor growing up... if I wasn't a boy... I'd have nothing to play with. 2. A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over; nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. 3. During s*x, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. 4. One day I came home early from work... I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy,"Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early". 5. It's been a rough day I got up this morning... put a shirt on and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom. 6. I was such an ugly kid... When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. 7. I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. 8. I was such an ugly baby... My mother never breast-fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. 9. I'm so ugly... My father carries around... More About: Ring , Liners , Mark , Line , Otter
Mystery illness strikes village - Superman is that you?
More articles from this author:0000-00-00 00:00:00 News24.com Lima - Villa ge rs in southern Peru were struck by a mysterious illness after a meteorite made a fiery crash to Earth in their area, regional authorities said on Monday. Around midday on Saturday, villagers were startled by an explosion and a fireball that many were convinced was an airplane crashing near ... More About: Superman , Mystery , Illness 1, 2, 3, 4 |
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