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WHMCS Netcash Payment Gateway
2009-03-29 05:36:00 I got fedup with the lack of choice around this gateway, and I didn’t want to fork out R650 for the gateway script, so I developed my own. This precious script is available for purchase at: https://www.sepko.co.za/clients/link.php? id=1 Cost of purchase will include FREE access to enhancements to the code over the next few months. This will be the first ... More About: Payment , Gateway
Connect to SQL Express without instance name ?SQLEXPRESS?
2009-02-05 03:32:00 It can be quite annoying ye? I don't know why I hadn't done this before. I'm used to working with both SQL 2005 and 2005 Express , and being made to use ONLY the SQLEXPRESS Instance name when referencing the server seemed like a given. Well now it seems all I had to ... More About: Connect
Hello world!
2009-01-11 15:20:00 Welcome to WordPress. This is your first post. Edit or delete it, then start blogging! More About: World , Hello World
Internet flaw could let hackers control the web
2008-07-18 16:48:00 SAN FRANCISCO, UNITED STATES Jul 09 2008 07:43 Computer-industry heavyweights are hustling to fix a flaw in the foundation of the internet that would let hackers control traffic on the web. Major software and hardware makers worked in secret for months to create a software "patch" released on Tuesday to repair the ... More About: Internet , Hackers , Control
Zimbabwe?my theory
2008-04-24 00:00:00 I have a theory on how we managed to get to where we are right now with this whole Zimbabwe an election spectacle. Wanna hear it? The first thing to ask is; How the hell did an election even manage to come into being in the Zimbabwe we all love to hate? Ye maybe ... More About: Theory
You think petrol is expensive?
2008-04-10 00:00:00 Diet Coke 100ml @ R2.80 = R28.00 per litre Lipton Ice Tea 200ml @ R3.50 = R17..50 per litre Amstel 750ml @ R9.50 = R12.60 per litre Energade 250ml @ R3.00 = R12.00 per litre Brake Fluid 100ml @ R6.00 = R60.00 per litre Vick's Nasal Sprayl 50ml @ R9.00 = R180.00 per litre Hugo Boss ...
WSS3 404 Error on new web application
2008-03-08 00:00:00 I'll make this a quick one. Scenario: You create a New Web Application via the WSS Central Administration Site. Everything goes through nicely and it confirms that the new web application has been created. Now you browse to this application and get the dreaded 404 Page not found error. Solution: I don't know why, but for ... More About: Error , Web Application
PHP5, IIS6 and WIN2003
2008-03-06 00:00:00 Dammit, I STRUGGLED with this stuff for a coupla days, and no help could be found anywhere online. As always some forums were completely misleading, or never got to a solution, else went completely off topic. PHP.net was no help at all, their only conclusion to this kind of thing ...
This is Crazy
2008-03-06 00:00:00 Bored much? Keep watching, the first 30 secs nothing much happens... More About: Crazy
The Scotts
2008-02-29 00:00:00 Bono, the lead singer of the band, U2, is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous and for his humanitarian work. At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, he asked the audience for complete silence. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his ...
Half the Price
2008-02-29 00:00:00 Husband and wife are shopping in Pick n Pay when the man picks up a case of Castle(beer) and sticks them into the trolley "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife "They're on special, only R110 for 24 cans", he says "Put them back. We can't afford it," says the ... More About: Price , Half
Whites barred from Zuma briefing
2008-02-23 00:00:00 iafrica.com - 22 Feb 2008 White journalists were barred from entering an off-the-record briefing with ANC president Jacob Zuma in Johannesburg on Friday. Reporter Ben Said from etv was denied entry to the room at the Sandton Sun hotel where the event was held. Radio 702 journalist Stephen Grootes was asked to leave ... More About: Whites
UnitedCats.com - Facebook for Cats?
2008-02-08 00:00:00 I thought it was a prank site when one of my mates emailed the link to me. Na-ah, that stuff is for real. I'm a cat owner, we have three cats. And those of you who are thinking about how lame it is to blog/post about pets, screw you, you no ... More About: Cats , Facebook
Gatiep
2008-01-31 00:00:00 Gatiep and Karools are sitting on death row. Gatiep says to the Warder, does this take long and is it painfull? Warder say's no they just strap you in and flick the switch and its over. Karools is called in, moments later Gatiep hears screeming shouting and this carries on for ...
Some LOL?s
2008-01-31 00:00:00 My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't. ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------- Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------- For Sale : Wedding dress, size 8. Worn once by mistake. ----------------------------------------- ---------------------------- There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: Before marriage and after marriage. ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------- Why were hurricanes usually named ...
They walk among us?
2008-01-24 00:00:00 Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without even one ... More About: Walk
ABSA
2008-01-24 00:00:00 A lady died this past January, and ABSA bank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and then added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been R0.00, now is somewhere around R60.00. A family member placed a call ...
Dating SOME coloured girls
2008-01-22 00:00:00 A Coloured girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her flat. She says: ''You come to the front door of the complex where I live ne, and look for unit 14A. With your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you'll find a lift on the right. ... More About: Girls , Dating
Experts Exchange?I don?t get it
2007-11-22 00:00:00 Any of you who have ever Google'd for some or other solution would undoubtedly have found your way to Experts -Exchange .com a few times. Now recently they started getting all clever and blotched out the replies and solutions, making it only accessible to registered members (at a price). Of course ... More About: Pert
What a Rip-Off! Say NO to those dealers "costs"
2007-11-13 00:00:00 Published on motoring.co.za By Wendy Knowler It was to have been her very first car. Capetonian Zelda Cottle had fallen in love with a 2005 Peugeot 206 at Claremont Pre-Owned and couldn't wait to make it hers. But, when the salesman handed her the ... More About: Costs
Sheeeet, don?t we all wish!
2007-11-06 00:00:00 Just once, juuuust once I wish the gods would smile down on me and let the bank make a mistake that causes it to show me an ATM slip like this one... just once. More About: Shee
Windows Live Writer - I?m impressed
2007-11-06 00:00:00 This post was done using Windows Live Writer , and I gotta say this thing ROCKS! When I first heard about it, my immediate assumption was that MS would create this tool, and make sure it only worked on Windows Live Spaces, so I figured I wouldn't be seeing it ... More About: Windows Live Writer
Blog Errors, scuse the mess
2007-11-06 00:00:00 A recent PHP upgrade is causing a few errors in WordPress at the moment, so scuse the mess while it gets cleared up. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! [Update] - 04:31 PM Problems seem to have been sorted out.... I suppose. More About: Blog , Errors , Mess
PHP 5.2.2 upgrade and WLW Issues
2007-11-06 00:00:00 This is beginning to piss me off a bit. Since this upgrade I've been running around putting out fires on all my php apps because of code incompatibilities and other issues. The latest came when I tried connecting to my blog using Windows Live Writer... yanking out teeth is ... More About: Issues , Issue
SE K800 Vista Theme
2007-10-27 00:00:00 Put this little gem together. It's a modification of a Vista Theme I found somewhere, but the only nice thing about it was the transparent menu selectors and highlighting. Enjoy Download K800 Vista Theme
New Fiat Uno - 2 steps back?
2007-10-27 00:00:00 I don't get it. I never have really. Car designers seemingly losing their minds every once in a while. I mean, it can't be that difficult to understand and embrace the concept of progress through design. You have teams of engineers toiling away at constructing the latest and greatest in mechanics ... More About: Fiat , Back , Steps
Mbeki dissed by the English players?
2007-10-23 00:00:00 OK, I'm not one for starting shit, but since nobody else wants to talk about it, I will. How kak was it to see a good coupla England players ignore and diss Mbeki after the match on saturday? I mean come on, so you lost, shit have a little bit of that ... More About: Players , English
Raikkonen should be playing LOTTO now
More articles from this author:2007-10-23 00:00:00 Last week we had an email going around with the following stats: For Alonso to become champion: Alonso first; Hamilton third or lower or Alonso second; Hamilton sixth or lower or Alonso third; Hamilton eighth or lower; Raikkonen second or lower or Alonso fourth; Hamilton out of the points; Raikkonen third or lower For Hamilton to ... More About: Lotto , Kone 1, 2, 3, 4 |
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