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Goodbye
2008-03-15 18:05:00
Well, it was fun for a bit. I noticed some people did actually follow this for a while. But like all things, this too comes to an end. About 99.9999991 percent of the world will not notice a difference, but at the end of this month, Jakkar.com will go away. Most likely, no one will notice, but for those who actually did pay attention, sorry. I just don't have time for it (as you may have noticed) And with a lack of viewers, I just don't have the interest anymore. Considering the fact that I'm the only one who will ever read this, I think I've proven my point.c'ya
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Happy Halloween
2007-11-01 19:25:00
For everyone out there, I am putting out pictures and video of Paris Hilton's dog in the nude!That's right, you will find these items only at Jakkar.com!!-Next week: Kim Basinger's Cat cleaning itself in her birthday suit!
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1 MILLION DOLLARS!! -GIVEAWAY
2007-09-27 22:32:00
That's right! the first person to give me $1,000,00100 will receive1 MILLION DOLLARS from me! No strings attached. No other commitments apply. So hurry up and be the first on your block to receive 1 MILLION DOLLARS from Jakkar.com.
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New Section
2007-09-08 08:21:00
Well, after not posting for awhile, I have decided to add in another section to the site. Mainly this is family videos and stuff, but I think that most people will be interested in what lessons I can teach every one. So if you are interested, it is the "FAMILY VALUES" link up above. So check it out, and see what you think..Oh yeah, by the way. No one has yet claimed the $5 that is up for grabs. I mean really! All I have to do is have the 10th person to email me, and they get $5. -in case you are wondering, I have had 2 emails so far...
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guaranteed way to increase your traffic
2007-09-08 08:03:00
Ok folks this time I am not kidding. I have found out one way to increase traffic to your site by a lot! and yes the answer is so easy, but probably not for everyone... you want to know what it is? well here it is:Yup, that's right. Post pictures of famous babes on your site. even if it has absolutely nothing to do with your site whatsoever. I found this out after posting one little tiny picture with Carmen Electra on it. the next day my traffic increased by 60%! Go figure. So with one little picture of Good old Lindsey Lohan on this site, I be my traffic increases even more!But personally, I think that if the images are not the center of attention, you may get away with these. Of course, I realize that most people will probably say "well, duhh! We knew that!" But you would be surprised by how many people do not know this.What the heck, just give it a try and see if there is any traffic increase at your site. Heck! I'll even throw in a Jessica Simpson just for good luck.
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in other news..
2007-07-31 21:13:00
Nothing much going on here today. just the usual. But I thought I would drop off a few "interesting" news stories. These might give you a laugh or two. One never knows. One last thing: just out of curiosity as to who actually pays attention to this site, I will give $5 to the 10th person who uses this link and just sends an email: [email me]. At least then I will know who is paying attention.-[update] Ohh this is funny, $5 is up for grabs and not one email. Oh well, at least I know who's paying attention.Online gamer murdered over cyber-sword sale (LOSERS!)Sex toy closes airport (Good to see they Boys at homeland Security never let anything slip by them!)Egg-walking man pulls car with ears (uhh, ok, I've got nothing on this one.)Nurse arrested for porn movie on a big wheel (And who says that there's no more fun rides at carnivals anymore?)Mother tattoos ad on forehead for $10,000 (It would of been funny if it was for "idiots.com")Gay rights groups now focus on 'helping' ...
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Top 20 signs That Your Web Host Sucks.
2007-07-24 22:44:00
Ok, Everyone knows that I like to bash on my web host (serverroom.us) but I figured enough is enough and I would give them a break...Naa, not a F$#%-ing chance in Hell. These guys need a HUGE kick in the nuts to get them moving correctly. I know you are probably asking: "Uhh, why don't you just switch to another host?" Well, the answer is quite simple: I'm a masochist, and they definitely provide the kind of pain that gets me going. I figured that since this site is for newbies who need to know what to look for in a web host, I could provide them with a listing of signs to warn them that maybe it's time to look elsewhere for their service.1) They ask you to mail your web site files so they can put them on the server.2) Only HTML 1.0 is supported.3) They ask "do you want other people to be able see your site? if so, that's extra."4) They ask if they can borrow your computer to host your site.5) Their idea of "technical difficulties" is that they tripped and unplugged the servers...
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drunk blogging when shometing
2007-07-14 06:38:00
Ohh kay. sho uou want to put somrething in the blogg, but the 15 shotz of Jack are giving youse waay too mush ideas. ok, her's what you DOT NOT do!1) Wight about youse boss. no mutter the amount of a dick-head she/he mays be..2) Dont's right about the bosh. no mater hows hot you want them.3) don't right.4) What the helss YOU looking at!? Wha? yous wanna piece of me?!?5) Hold its to the bathromm. the keybord don't like yellow rain.....6) Let mes tell ya sumpting. I LOVE ya! yup. I love ya like a bother. unlesz yos a babee. then we need to git B-U-Z-Y!!7) What the F#@$ are YOU louking at!? That's it ya bastard~!~*) wow, I don't think the wif nows about yos and me, but she would be ok wid it anyhow.%%) You know. That pizza aDID have mushrooms! I can see little peices of them. I told ya yos bastand! gimme $5!!???) ooooh kup. you forn me gorth bashhhhhhhh!! shhhhh... quiet. hehe, no,no reallly. I'bvre thong me tard.. wait. hold on.... MuuuUURRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!! HURrrrRRRRRKKK...
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fireworks time again
2007-07-06 17:45:00
Well once again it was that fun time of the year! yes, the time where friends and family get together and share stories while the adult male members consume vast quantities of booze while working with large explosives.While this year was nowhere near as extravagant as last years spectacle, it was a fun time nonetheless. There were hotdogs, bbq pork, and many other foods while the men went out a purchased some last minute "extras".Of course the kids were having a blast with sparklers and bike parades and just running around screaming their heads off like there was no tomorrow. But as the sun went down, the show started up. So view the videos and enjoy the show!P.s. no drunks were harmed during the filming of this.
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Just trying out some good headline stuff
2007-06-28 19:59:00
Pac-Man Jones: 'I Will Be Nowhere Near Next Friday's Strip-Club Stabbing'LOS ANGELES—Suspended Tennessee Titans cornerback Adam "Pac-Man" Jones called a press conference Tuesday in order to emphasize that he will be nowhere near a possibly fatal stabbing that will occur during a fight involving several members of his entourage and the bartender at an L.A.–area strip club this coming Friday.
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chris benoit,paris hilton, iphone have nothing to do with this.
2007-06-27 19:53:00
Here is an idea that is not exactly new, but it is worth a try. A year or so ago there was a story about how keywords in Digg could generate many hits from users in a very short period of time. The original story is here: top 422 digg com attention grabbing words.I will be counting the amount of diggs this story receives and compare it to what Jakkar.com stories normally get from Digg.com. By the next day, I will post the results.This story is similar, I have gone through the web and researched several websites and found out what the top "tag clouds" were. Tag clouds, if you were not aware are listings of popular search words that people use during the day. The clouds have more popular search words in larger fonts to show popularity.I used the tag clouds from NY Times, Technorati, Yahoo, and some other ones and merged only the top words. (You would not believe how many were porn related. on second hand, maybe you would believe it.) Since the goal of Jakkar.com is to help newbies com...
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The ins and the outs.
2007-06-26 17:37:00
Ok, that was a weird title. Anywho, I am back with more fun and excitement for everyone. Ok, ok I am lying, but at least you care. Ok, maybe you don't care. But after some fun and sun, I am back with more tips and tricks to make your site the most popular. Just-like-mine. Hmm, if your site is just like mine, then you have more problems than I can fix, I mean really, just look at the amount of people that come here. we have like what, 1-2 maybe 4 people a day in here? Why do I bother!? What is the point in it all? And why is mustard yellow and ketchup red? I mean GOSH!-ok, now that the usual ranting is over with, here is some good stuff:First, I am still looking for anybody who would like their site reviewed. This means that you get a whole page devoted to just your site and only your site. Hey! can't beat free advertising.Second, I am looking for anyone else who would be interested in authoring in the site. If interested, let me know by emailing me.And lastly, sorry about the si...
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101 traffic increase tips
2007-06-15 22:20:00
Ok, So the last post was of interest, and I am quite sure that everyone found it to be very insightful. But I am going to take off (yet again) from posting. Nothing huge, just a week. Which is nothing like the 3 month hiatus that I did earlier in the year.Anyhow, here is a listing of sites that Have some very good ideas/tips on how to get people into your site, and how to keep them there. All together there is over 101 tips listed.Of course, I am not one to talk with my 10-30 people a day traffic. But Hey, It might help.11 Quick Tips to Increase Traffic [basic info to get you some decent tips]Free Website Traffic Tips [Ok, but they have some products that they try to push on you]Free Traffic Methods [Lengthy, but some very good common sense practices]A-Z Tips to Increase Site Visitors [Oh! I like this one, there seems to be a complete bible to follow for traffic]6 Tips to Increase Traffic to Your Blog [Mainly targets blogs, but that seems to be the popular type of site for today....
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How to survive the end of the world (at least your site will)
2007-06-11 21:32:00
Many people never really think about the end of days when working on their website, but one never really knows when that day will come. So for arguments sake, let’s say that you know that the end of the world is really near because of some sort of cataclysmic event (Giant meteorite, nuclear holocaust, Hillary becoming president). So what does this mean for your site? Well, the most obvious thing is that your traffic is REALLY going to suffer. One hit a millennium would be pretty decent after the world ends. So what are you to do about it? Here at Jakkar.com, we have some of the top scientists from around the world come up with unique ideas/ tips for you.Dr. I.P.Freely: Well the first thing you should do is make sure that your site is preserved for historical purposes. I would suggest taking all of your content from your site and getting a hammer and chisel and copy everything onto solid granite. I am still working on how to display movies via the ROCK-encased format, but I am sur...
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The ultimate guide to become a web super star
2007-06-05 23:35:00
Looking to increase your web site traffic? Want women fawning over you because you are the hottest thing ever to hit the web? Want more money than you know what to do with? You're not alone.I have discovered unbelievable new ways to get riches and fame through your web site. I am not kidding folks; I, and I alone have found the ultimate secret in getting tons of people into your site, and you becoming the most popular person on the web! Just imagine the tons of dollars that will pour in as the traffic of your site goes through the roof! Now I know what you are thinking: “Hey Jakkar! Tell me, how can I get such traffic into my site, and become as popular and well liked as you?” Well, you are in luck folks! For a limited time only I will share my secrets with you.Blackmail. Yes, the time honored process of hunting down people and catching them doing things that they really shouldn’t have done, then forcing them to do your bidding if they want their dirty little secret to remai...
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Loch Ness Monster Captured!!
2007-05-31 22:59:00
Ok, ok... so it was just another video of him (or her) shot by some guy, who was probably filming a tree while taking a leak after a very severe round of beer-drinking. But who cares! A real entrepreneur would use this opportunity to their advantage! So now you don't have to promote your site by running around downtown butt-naked with your URL written on your ass. (Trust me, once the booze wears off, it's just not as funny as it had first seemed.)Some Ideas to promote your site thanks to `Ness ie:- "REWARD: $1,000,000.00 for the capture and export of Nessie from Loch Ness to Detroit, MI in order to fulfill a short order cook position at Al's burger barn"- "I am Pregnant with Nessie's love child, Join my site to see the XXX video of the conception!" This works even better if you are a guy believe it or not.-"Nessie's video debut makes it to YouTube's top spot, come in to here and win a signed video of Nessie that validates that MySpace position for the Scottish people and their...
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Why don't this site make money?
2007-05-30 17:18:00
You know after careful consideration, I have found out that there really isn’t much money in doing this. Actually, if this was my sole income, I would be evicted from my house, and probably wouldn’t of eaten for at least several weeks. But do not lose heart in this my friends. The only reason why I haven’t made a dime is because of the following reasons..1) I haven’t posted anything in the past 4 months.2) Ain’t all that funny when I do post3) Spiderman 34) Pirates of the Caribbean 35) Shrek 36) Any other form of entertainment7) Was learning the guitar, and am as about as successful there.8) Nobody noticed that I was gone for 4 months (ouch!)9) People really don’t like 10 top lists.10) People would rather give their money to more worthier causes, such as the ‘Bail Paris Hilton out of jail’ fundSo there you have it. However, I am still hopeful and will continue to post. And give you people tips on what not to do for a successful web site.
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Holy Slacker, Buttman!!
2007-05-30 06:56:00
Wow! Where the heck have I been? I am so sorry for having been away for too many months. Actually, it's been about 3 months since I've done squat. Well time for this to change. Hehe, I've got some pretty good ideas that have been running in my head for the past couple of months that I have been just too God damn busy to try out. of course some of them are illegal so I should get removed very quickly.
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Hideho Folks
2007-01-11 16:04:04
Sorry not too much to say today. Actually I'm having too much fun with a case of pneumonia that I have going on (thanks to my baby). But I was amazed to see that my "free" advertising on Comics2film is still going on. And sure enough, I get a few hits from there, so I have no room to complain. Also I figured I would post a quick one so Jimbo would at least have a reason to read this.However, I was searching around and found an interesting video. If you ever wonder just how you fit in the universal scheme of things, here's something to put things in perspective. http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/11667 16908/Planet_Sizes

Looking for authors
2007-01-11 16:04:04
Just a little side note here. Even though most of this site is devoted to helping 'newbies' get up and running, I thought it would be nice to make the site a bit more interactive. This way you can enjoy actually showing up to the site on a daily basis. I was looking over the "confessions" section of the site, and smiled as I realized my own genius. However, I also noticed that the confessions still need some work on it, so I am looking for anyone who would like to try their hands at writing some 'confessions' about their favorite Star Wars person. I think I have Luke, Ben, and Han taken care of, but I am always looking for someone who has a fresh idea. So send me your confession and I'll publish it in the "Secret Confessions of the Jedi" Be heard!! Submit a Jedi Confession
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Self SEO
2007-01-11 16:04:04
Every once in awhile I happen to find a site that I could waste much time on just looking around for something that could help Jakkar.com as a site, and possibly also help the newbies out there who need help getting started. Well this site is definitely a place where you might want to spend some time and get some help. Welcome to Self SEO (Search Engine Optimization). This site mainly deals with search engines and other aspects of getting your site out in the open. For example one of their articles deal with how to get notice: Web Site Success: What Works - Strategy or Blind Luck. I wish I had known about this sooner. The place is chock full of search engine goodies, and other things that you would be interested in. The only bad thing is that they are a bit TOO honest. I don't like it when they state that there is no "secret method" to get traffic in your site, and that half of the top leading in traffic are either lucky, or spent years. But they have good ideas none the less.

Useless Facts
2007-01-11 16:04:04
Ok, i know that this has little to do with helping people starting up a web site, or a blog... or does it!? the main reason why I placed these up here is because:a) I thought they were interesting, but useless facts.b) This may give you an idea of some type of content you can bring to your site to keep people coming back. 1961 was the most recent year that could be written upside-down and rightside-up and appear the same. The next year that this will be possible will be 6009! A group of crows is called a murder. A group of officers is called a mess. A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox car can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court. A necropsy is an autopsy on animals. According to Genesis 1:20-22, the chicken came before the egg. Arachibutyrophobia is the fear of peanut butter st...
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Free advertising R-U-L-E-S!!
2007-01-01 04:02:01
I tell ya, there is nothing better in the world than free advertising! And believe it or not, my one favorite site (besides my own) is almost GIVING away ad space. Well actually, it's because it just started and there hasn't been too many people seeing it, but for the moment it's free. If you don't know about Comics2film.com, they are a site that is dedicated to keeping people up to date on the daily world of, well, comics being turned into movies. And they have seem to set themselves up with Project Wonderful, a advertising company. So this is a unique opportunity for people who don't have a million bucks to spend on placing a little ad on their favorite site. Of course, I do realize that I'll probably be knocked off by someone who is willing to place thousands on their ad to ensure that they stay up for quite some time. So if you are lucky, you can get your site in the publics eye for little to no cost. But just remember: it probably won't last long.Also, the reason why I ...
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Blogger -vs- Wordpress
2007-01-01 04:02:01
Ok, this post is pretty strictly for newbies who are trying to set up a blog. For the past several months I have been running Jakkar.com with one authoring tool or another. I have used Notepad, Eclipse, Word pad, MS Word, and so on. However, for the actual content of the blog section of this site, I have consistently used Google's Blog ger for editing, creation, and maintenance. Now I won't state that it's been a complete pain in the butt to work with. But there have been more than once where I have stated that I wished Blogger was able to do this or that. So from there, I have looked around to see what other people were using, and one of the bigger names was Wordpress . So I've decided to do a comparison of the two blog authoring tools. BLOGGER -vs- WordPress - getting started: With Blogger it is as simple as creating a web user account. That's about it. once you create your Blogger account, you can either have Blogger create a space for you, such as yourname.blogspot.com o...

Blog Of The Day Awards - Top Blog Awards - Best Blog - Top B
2006-12-02 15:39:10
I was killing some time today and found yet another neat little idea on how to get traffic to your site. I like this idea. See? Jakkar.com isn't only about coding and whatnot, but more importantly, getting ideas to get people into your site, and get the traffic that you want. The guy below has a blog of the day site that seems to be doing pretty well. -quick note: look at the usage of tags. I
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Some Blogging tools reviewed
2006-12-02 15:39:10
Ok, this post is pretty strictly for newbies who are trying to set up a blog. For the past several months I have been running Jakkar.com with one authoring tool or another. I have used Notepad, Eclipse, Wordpad, MS Word, and so on. However, for the actual content of the blog section of this site, I have consistently used Google's Blog ger for editing, creation, and maintenance. Now I won't state
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Still Here, Still Alive
2006-12-02 15:39:10
Well, this has been an interesting bit of time. I have been running around so busy lately that I have no freaking idea which way is up or down. To be honest, I didn't even go to the site to see how things were because I figured that no one would even be remotely interested anyhow. Of course, I was proven wrong yet again. I see that I still have people visiting me on a faithful basis. (Of course
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ClevaTreva Designs - CSS Source Ordered 1-3 Columned Page Ma
2006-12-01 12:20:08
This is a neat way to automatically generate CSS files for your web site. And also the layout ClevaTreva Desi gn s - CSS Source Ordered 1-3 Columned Page Maker v2.90
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Quick Question folks...
2006-09-14 22:41:00
Just in case you didn't get the "gist" of my last post.. IS THERE EVEN ANYONE OUT THERE !??- I just wanted to know if anyone out there is being helped by JAKKAR.com.LET ME KNOWNote: for every email I get, I will submit a picture of me whacking my head in with a hammer!! I mean it too!!P.P.S - for all you newbies, I do not suggest you try this, but who knows it might work!
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10 ways to keep the initiative
2006-09-13 06:13:00
Ok, So you've been watching me, and probably laughing your butt off. But how many of you have ever wondered: "Uhh, why is he doing it?" Obviously, I am not making a killing off of the site. I think I have made a total of $3.20. And it's not the popularity that I get. (Ranked #637,031 at Technorati ) So, why the heck am I doing this!?? Good question... The honest to goodness reason is that I do want the popularity, and the money. But also I like to write a lot. So thank God that there is that reason too. Because, if I only had the money and the fame incentives, I would be screwed by now. So there is one of the major factors that come into play when trying to stay "with it". If you like what you are doing, your job will be much easier than trying to do something that you do not like deep-down. Well let's say we look at some of the signs that you are starting to falter in your goal of running a successful (we hope) web site:#1) "Aww, do I have to work on my site!??"A: Yeah, this is ...
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