Me is Little Ogre. Me hungry.

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The serial killer
2006-11-09 03:52:00
Me received a lot of messages from humans who like to read what me write here. Me feel sorry if you all want me to write more often. Me try to do my best. Writing is not easy for me. And when me is very hungry, me can't write because my fingers move everywhere and me feel confused and need to eat fresh meat like you. Now, me will continue my story.Me was following the road, remember ? A big box that humans called a "car" was coming to me. Me knew how to catch cars, them stop when you put your thumb up. It is an easy trick to go inside the big boxes and to kill humans. Them trapped inside. Me so big that they can't move when me on them. Me had the time to practice, but the only humans who stop are the old humans. Old female humans. Them skin very easy to tear. Dry skin. Not good, but when belly ask you to eat, you don't have the choice to choose.The car stopped and one old female human was in it. Her asked me if me needed a ride. Me said yes. Her unlocked the door and me entered. ...
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The road
2006-10-24 05:32:00
Me did not write here because me could not.You remember where me went a long time ago. Me went in a forest with three human bodies. Them last me around two weeks. Them began to be purple like the purple flowers. Them were not as good, but me ate them because my hungry was big like me.Me walked deeper and deeper in the forest each day. Me thought about my home. Me lived in a forest like this. Maybe me was there again. A beautiful forest with trees touching the sky. Sky that existed only between the leaves full of colors. Sky that was sad during the winter and trees white like the skin of a fresh dead human.But me saw a road. A road that humans built. A road that went directly to human houses. A road going to humas' blood. A road going to feed me. Me thought :"Why is me life going in this direction. Why everything is going in the direction of human flesh. When me try to think about something else, humans are coming in me again, in the form of the reality, like this road. A road that ...
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The pen
2006-09-24 02:27:00
Me had to go out this place. Evil smiles everywhere in my mind.Me stood up and hit one of them directly on his face. The other was screaming like a girl, but me knew it was the sound of a demon trying to destroy my brain. Me blocked my ears with my fingers, and me charged, me head ahead, on this bad human. Me hit him in the belly. Me and him were on the ground. Me finger in the bag was close to me. Me had to get it before them eat it.Me heard a weird noise and me flew on one wall, with the two humans. Me heard a bone cracked, me knew it was not mine."Help ! Help ! Get us out of here Tony !" One human said."No, no, no ! Him won't have the time to help you." me said, up on my feet, them crawling on the floor, blood spreading from their mouths and nastrils.Me put one of my foot on one of the humans' face. Me was pushing so hard that he couldn't remove it with his hands. Him was trying to push me away, but me very big. Heee heee ! Him was moving everywhere on the floor. Me knew him w...

Evil smiles
2006-09-13 14:12:00
Me received some messages about me trying to kill me. Me is happy you care about me. No, me did not want to kill me, me was just very very hungry. And sad. Me just tried to eat one of my little finger. Me won't do it again... Because of that, me went in a very strange place yesterday.Me don't remember walking home with little finger. Me don't remember going home and sleeping on the floor. Me remember nothing, exept my arm that was very cold and the blood tasting so good.Me woke up in a very small room. A room where the noise was a noise that me had never heard. It was like humans were screaming forever. And there were two humans. Them all in red. Them looking at me. Me wanted top open my mouth to talk, the best way to catch humans, but me had a big tube in it. Tubes in my nastrils too. And big paper aroung my hand without little finger. Me was so scared. Them were trying to eat me ! Humans that eat ogres ! It is impossible !They were smiling at me. Evil smiles. One said :- He is...
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We don't need the sun
2006-09-12 03:51:00
Me read messages from all of you, fresh humans who like me. Me too like you. Me can't describe how me feel when me think about you, but my tongue drops saliva on my belly.Me did not write because me was trying my new way to catch humans. Remember when me sacrificed me to eat someone ? Me tried again but did not catch any humans. Nobody came to me on the bridge. No stars in the sky. No snakes in the water.Me was sad. Being hungry is not easy for anybody. Me was crying, but not because me was sad, no, no ! Me wa crying to drink me eye juice. Me do that when no humans to eat.Drinking my eye juice was good, but me was not thirsty anymore.Me was HUNGRY.Me thought about sacrifice, but in another way. A genious way ; my way. Me thought : who do me like the most and is always with me ? It was late so me thought a long time. The sun was breaking the dark sky and me had the answer !IT IS ME !So if me like me and me like to eat fresh humans, maybe me is good to eat and taste better than human...
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The stars and the snakes
2006-08-29 18:59:00
"Helping people is good. Sacrifice yourself for the others, and the others will sacrifice themselves for you. Don't think about yourself, only think about the others, and the world will become one, and there will be no more problems."That's what smelly human said to me yesterday when me was hungry and me was only thinking about eating another fresh human.Him was right, but me was still hungry. Me always thought about others, because me always wanted to eat others. But me didn't think about sacrifice.Me decided to sacrifice what humans called "myself".Me went on a big bridge. It is close to where me and smelly human live. Me heard smelly human talking about people jumping from there. People that wanted to die. People that sacrifice themselves.Me put my new larges clothes (smelly human said he bought them in a special store for special people like me) to go throught the city full of fresh humans.It was night and me couldn't see any stars in the sky. They were in the streets, just ...
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The grass was wet
2006-08-23 04:11:00
Me and smelly human found a place to stay. No pigs can find us here. Us save. Him gave me a shirt. He said me would look more normal. Me will look like an human him said. Me think it is true. But me don't feel very comfortable. Shirt too small for me, me think. Everybody can see my big belly. Me look like a human female on an image. Smelly human looks at them every night. Me asked him what it was. Him said something like : "I have to evacuate my sexual urges, like you have to kill and eat humans, please look somewhere else now." Me head hurts. Words were hard to find, but me did it completely. You see ? Me very intelligent.Me said before that the pigs were chasing us. Me didn't told you the story yet. Me will, right now.It was during the morning. When the sun rise and the grass is wet. Me know because me was playing in the grass. Me feet were all wet and funny. Me was standing there, trying to put one big toe in me mouth. It is hard ! Me was always falling. But me was trying again...
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Running far away...
2006-08-21 07:01:00
Me didn't come on the big spider net used to catch fresh humans for a long time !Smelly human and me stopped in a strange place. A place where nobody can speak. A place where everybody looks in a strange object with a lot of leaves in it.Me sorry ! Me had to run with smelly human. Smelly human said the pigs want to kill us. Him said it was because of me. Him talked about murdered. Me doesn't understand. Me was hungry. Me will explain to you later. Me have to leave again.Bye my friends ! Please write me, you are special to me.Don't panic, me have another story for you.
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The giant sea oyster
2006-07-28 21:34:00
Me didn't tell you everything about yesterday. When me was in the garden, almost ready to remove the human meat from my belly, the smelly human saw me and shouted : "You don't poo like that, here ! Come inside I'll show you something."Me was confused. Me never heard the word Poo. Poo is a strange word. Poo is not beautiful. Me should create a new word. But me don't know how. Me will use poo. Poo is easy.Me entered the house and followed the smelly human. There was something white in the room. Something round. It looked amusing... and scary ! Smelly human was talking but me was not listening. Me was concentrated. Him opend the thing in two. Me could not believe it ! Me remembered the sea oysters on the beach close to my cave. Me understood. Smelly human was showing me a giant white sea oyster.Him said me have to sit on it and poo. Him said it will swallow everything.No, no, no ! You stupid human ! me thought. You think me will listen to your tongue ? You think me will sit on a gi...
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The squirrel
2006-07-27 20:12:00
Me was outside digging the ground. Me needed to remove human from my belly. This human was in me for one week.Me found him. Him was lost in the forest. Me was traveling throught the forest before coming at this small house. Me climbed very high in a tree. Him didn't know me was there. But me was smelling sweaty human skin. Mmmmm sweaty human skin. Better for the mouth. Mouth stay wet. Not like dry human skin ! Ark ! Dry skin sticks between the teeth. ME have to remove it with my nails. It is not funny. Trust me.Me was on a big branch waiting. Human was not very fast.Me saw a squirrel in the other tree. Squirrel was laughing at me because me have a big belly. My eyes were big and round and red. Me decided to stand up and walk on the branch. Squirrel was closer. Me was ready to jump on the other tree. But...Me heard the human coming ! Squirrel knew it. Squirrel very intelligent. So squirrel threw its nut on the head of the yummy yummy human. "Me will kill you squirrel ! You destroyed...

Me didn't catch any humans yet.
2006-07-25 16:26:00
Me sad. Me didn't catch any humans yet. Me waited and waited. More than 12 hours of waiting. Smelly human with who me live said it was easy to talk to humans on this machine. Me is not patient. Me want to eat humans now.Where me come from, humans where everywhere. Me only had to go out of my cave and run through the forest. After 1 hour in the forest, me saw small houses with hay on them. Me only had to destroy a house with my fists and to catch a fresh humans.These humans were smelling better. They were well fed me think. The smelly human, here, is eating strange food. Food him puts in a square machine. Machine that provides heat. It is fast. But not good for the blood and the skin. Me will never use this machine. Me don't want to become smelly like this human.Me miss my fresh humans. But it is my fault. Me was too greedy. Me eat them all.Please talk to me, Internet humans. Help me to find fresh humans to cook.Don't run, me have another story for you.
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Me new here. Me confused.
2006-07-24 16:03:00
Me watch this thing and me don't understand. This thing is magic. Me only know this machine can catch people all over the world. World is big. Me know that. Me traveled from the north of the world to get here. No more humans to eat where I lived.So me got an idea. Find humans to eat. Me don't know where me is now. Me is in a house with strange animals. Animals that have wings but can't fly. Me captured an human living in this house. Me was very hungry so me was ready to eat him. When my nose was near his skin, me almost vomit everywhere ! This human is not good to eat ! me said. Me wanted to clean the human, but him was talking and talking. Human was talking too fast for my brain. So me had to hit the human with my fist. Human was bleeding from the mouth. Me licked the blood and me didn't like it. Blood was tasting like the bad smell of his skin. So me decided not to clean the human. Me decided to try to understand this human.Us talking a long time. Me understood a little bit of...
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