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Ninjas Too Secret of Shoppers
2008-01-29 05:10:00
Shadow Shopper, a Secret Shopper service has had to disallow ninjas from using their program because the ninjas were too secretive and sometimes completely avoided all contact with store attendants and clerks, failing to get any relevant information on customer service. Other times, when they felt they got poor service, the threw shuriken at gas station attendants who dripped gas on the ground instead of tapping the last bit of the gas into their tank. They also seemed able to take all the opportunities before anyone else got the chance. No ninjas were found to be questioned on their thoughts on the matter. read more
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The Fork Haiku
2008-01-29 04:53:00
Four tines to skewer Picking up the food to eat Behold the beauty
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Rivendell Rebuilt With Pressure Treated Wood
2008-01-27 05:57:00
In the forests of Middle Earth, a Pre-Men Preservationist Society is rebuilding Rivendell as a memorial to the help the elves gave to save men before leaving Middle Earth. The building and artwork are being carefully and articulately recreated using pressure treated lumber so it will stand the test of time. Although much of the elven city was overrun by plants, much of it was still intact. What was not will be rebuilt using the special wood. read more
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Russian Subs Seen at Los Angles Coast
2008-01-27 05:43:00
Several sighting of Russian subs have been spotted at the coast of Los Angles. But do not worry, they aren't dangerous! A chain of submarine sandwich shops has been opening in California, starting in LA. The sandwich shop chain, named Crazy Ivan's are becoming a big hit. The name they chose was the second choice they wanted. Red October Subs was going to be the first choice, but this would conflict with the another Russian fast food chain that clandestinely moved all their stores from Russia over to the US. The food? Hamburgers. The name? Red Octoberger.
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Robots Over Texas: Aftermath
2008-01-27 05:34:00
More updates from the robot battle in the skies over Texas : It turns out that some stray parts did fall into an occupied area, but no one was injured, although some houses were damaged, some beyond repair. Also, the robot parts were radioactive, so even some people whose houses were not damaged got spooked and packed up to move from the area. Texas movers in the area are reporting an increased numbers of jobs moving people from the affected areas. read more
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The Soldier Haiku
2008-01-27 05:21:00
Strong, bold courageous Defenders of our freedoms We honor you all
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Flying Robots Battle Over Texas
2008-01-26 03:25:00
A robot battle was fought over Texas today, spanning in the skies over Houston, Austin, San Antonio, and Dallas. The defending robot was a extra large robot native to and built in Texas. The attacking robot was a foreign robot of unknown origin. It was destroyed and it's remains are being examined to discover its origins. Investigations so far have only found large amounts of lead in the attacking robots parts. read more
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Hot Fudge Sundae Haiku
2008-01-26 03:11:00
Warm chocolate on top Topping the ice cream so cold Melting in my mouth
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PI: The Valentine Vision - Part One
2008-01-26 02:25:00
This was turning out to be the worst Valentin e 's Day ever. Not only was I alone, the trail on my case was running cold. I was hired to find the missing son, Charles, of a dying man, Marcus. The man didn't seem quite all there, but he payed up front, so how could I say no? read more
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Biff has a nightmare
2008-01-26 01:29:00
Biff is one of my favorite web comics. I decided to write a story with him in it, my first fan fic. read more
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Strange Man Caught Breaking Into Fire Department
2008-01-25 01:15:00
A man was arrested for trying to break into a fire department yesterday. He was caught on the security camera systems waving his hands at a door to no effect. Then he simply broke the window and climbed in. The on call firemen apprehended him until police arrived. The man called himself Professor Flame, and claimed he was going to use his "fire powers" to burn down the fire station, or as he put it, the "lair of his mortal enemies." He had no items for starting a fire on his person. read more
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Lost: Plot reavealed Season 4
2008-01-25 01:03:00
Entertainment sources report that the new season of Lost (season 4) will have the following plot points: Walking in the jungle Locke kills someone or blows something up Fat jokes about Hurley It is revealed that the black smoke is a reject from and Anti-Drug campaign Sawyer says "Sonuva!" Running through the jungle
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Game O Love: A Tale Of a Boy and a Girl
2008-01-25 00:45:00
This is a story about Overstock.com's "Game O Love ". There was once two foam people in the lands of Styros. A boy, and a girl. The boy was in love with the girl, and she loved him back, but there was a problem, he had no head! In the land of Styros you could never marry unless you had a head. They spent many days discussing what they might do. Should they run away? Could they wait forever until he found a head? They struggled with this for months and months. read more
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Single on Valentines Day Haiku
2008-01-25 00:19:00
What a happy day For all everyone but me I hate Valentin es
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Behind the Show.
2008-01-24 07:09:00
It was a foggy day in the city, fog so thick, you would think it would stop a bullet. Too bad it didn't because then there would be one less cadaver in the morgue today. It all started when I was on the case for a rich dame. Her name was Claire. She had me following the man she used to love. A year ago today, he broke off their engagement. I got the impression it had made her unhappy. She hired me to see just why he had broke it off. The remembrance of the day brought up all the bitter memories, and she could let it lay in peace no longer. read more
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American Idol is Rigged!
2008-01-24 06:33:00
According to sources (some guy who can't sing), American Idol is rigged! This is of course, true. It is rigged so people who can't sing will humiliate themselves on national television for a night and eternally on the internet. Want to live on in history? Have a terrible singing voice, attitude, and add a dose of pride and arrogance, and your idiocy will live on forever in the electronic video tomes of youTube.

Chicago Style, Not the Pizza
2008-01-23 15:02:00
On one of my greatest sightseeing tours, ok, maybe my only sight seeing tour, was in Chigaco. Me friends (I was visiting them) and I went to the city and saw some great things! read more
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Too Early Haiku
2008-01-23 14:47:00
Calm, restful, dreaming Deep slumber for the weary Beep beep beep, cursed alarm!
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Active Measuers Taken Against Street Racers and Auto Theives
2008-01-23 03:02:00
In many major cities, street racing is a problem. Drivers with no respect for the law will get together and race, or worse, throw people out of cars and take them and rally up large police and military task forces to follow them as they cause havoc about the city. Many street racers and thieves escaping in stolen vehicles try to take shortcuts by jumping off ramps, many of which crash through windows, statues, and other objects that break apart, awarding the illegal drivers bonus points, style points, and sometimes even speed boosts. read more
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Speculation: Ninjas are the cause of missing socks
2008-01-23 02:50:00
Dr. Nerf M. Unchkin revealed his theory that the cause of socks going missing from dryers is caused by a rite of passage that ninjas must pass before attaining the actual status of ninja. The following is a excerpt from his thesis. Before a ninja in training can become a full fledged ninja, the student must sneak into a home while the laundry is being dried when the house is occupied. Avoiding all human contact, they must enter the laundry room and open the dryer and remove one sock and close the dryer before it turns off, and then exit the house, again unseen. read more
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What to see in New York
2008-01-23 01:12:00
If I took a flight to New York , once I got there, I would love to see that apartment complex with all the drippy black water in it, and I'd like to check out Cloverfield, I heard something strange just happened there recently. I'd try to get a picture of Spider-man, too, and visit the Daily Bugle. It'd be nice to see the Statue of Liberty, of course. It always gets blown up in disaster movies. Give the girl a break, gosh. Theres a big apple there too, right? read more
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Cowmandos Inadvertnatly Attack Wrong Target
2008-01-22 04:57:00
Kentucky - Several genetically enhanced cows turned on their creators and gathered arms in a campaign against fast-food hamburger chains. Their first attack was a failure when they became udderly confused and attacked a well known fast food chicken franchise instead. Milking it for all it was worth, they announced they were starting my helping save the lesser of the farm animals. The beefy leader of the squad of cowmandos said for their enemies to watch out and any establishment with a "No Bull" sign would be targeted. read more
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Kaiju Inc. Reloacted After Own Monster Attacked Office
2008-01-22 04:34:00
Kaiju Inc., a Japanese corporation that specializes creating giant city crushing monsters, was set back when they had a week of office relocating after one of their own monsters attacked the building in which they were located. They were afraid of losing more time, but quick and very helpful efforts of the moving company got their systems up and running in record time. All data backups survived the destruction due to their robustness. read more
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Hot Coco Haiku
2008-01-22 04:20:00
Tranquil and so smooth Warm chocolate soothes the soul Sugar rush ensues
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Eli Morgan: The beginning
2008-01-20 17:32:00
"A danger?!" Eli's question hung in the night air, asked to no one. Eli Morgan used to to be a practicing cardiovascular physician until his body underwent some changes. At first some of the medical equipment started going on the fritz, then a few patients got small electrical burns from his scalpel. No one knew what was going on until Eli accidentally sent an electrical arc from his hands to a metal cart in the cafe for everyone to see. His body was now capable of emitting electrical charges. read more
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The Juggling Haiku
2008-01-20 17:01:00
Balls flying in air Serenely arching up high In graceful circles
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The Manuscript
2008-01-20 07:57:00
The manuscript is done. Years in the making, it is full of careful information, accurate down to the slightest detail. I've sent it to the Book Publishers. Two weeks ago I got a notice saying that the editor of my book died mysteriously, so editing will be delayed. Last week I got notice that another editor turned up mad, and is locked up in an asylum. This week I got a notice with my manuscript saying the third editor vanished, and they refuse to publish my book. I wonder what the deal is? --Abdul Alhazred (author of the Necronomicon)

Meglomaniac To-Do List
2008-01-20 07:18:00
Take over the world Take overly furry cat to vet Empty out meat lockers of spy bodies Hire repair man who can fix the traps in lair without setting them off (it is more fun for me to kill them afterwards) Feed useless lackey to piranhas in pond Calibrate laser (the one that has enough juice to carve my name on the moon) Get new swiveling leather chair (after that last close call with a spy, I made a mess on the one I have) Get a new scar Get lasik surgery on left eye so I can wear a monocle Buy new camera for broadcasting system that transmits over every TV and Radio station read more
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Rings and Ropes
2008-01-20 06:30:00
What a sensation. I got my De La Hoya/Mayweather tickets and headed to the ring. The sounds and the sights. The loud murmur before the fighter come out. The lights start flashing and the crowd roars. The fighters walk out like warriors. Everyone is watching, forgetting their drinks and snacks for a moment as two opposing forces are about to collide. It is as if the whole world just stops for a second, the bell rings, it's echo resonating over the crowd. Despite the noise, all seems silent. read more
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The Leatherwoking Haiku
2008-01-20 06:16:00
The bovine goes moo and provides methane gases until it is tanned
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