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The Fictional Works of Joseph Shimerdla The Fictional Works of Joseph Shimerdla The blog and website of author Joseph Shimerdla. Read updates to his stories and website, as well as his thoughts on writing and life in general. All of his writing is available online, including short stories, poems, and a novel in progress.
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choosing the price range
2012-01-04 10:51:00 Are you dreaming to have your own house but still in the stage of saving some bucks? Well don’t worry no more because living to your dream house is not impossible with www.rentedmonton.com because they offer great properties in low prices plus with great deals. They have different properties from you to choose from, it ... More About: Gadgets , Price
Dumpster
2012-01-03 20:08:00 Rubbish diving, made use of in aid associated with academics groundwork, is often a device just for garbologists, that research that sociology and then archeology involving rubbish inside todays lifestyles. There exists dumpster a primary outpost of academic garbology along the Higher education associated with Phoenix, directing for most tens of years by way of ...
security metal detectors
2012-01-02 12:37:00 Celebrating birthdays is one of the special moment in our lives, every year we should be thankful of what God has given us. If you know someone who will be celebrating his or her birthday and you are still thinking what gift would be perfect for him or her, well don’t worry no more because ... More About: Security , Metal , Gadgets
Calgary apartments for rent
2012-01-02 12:35:00 New home is a new start. People who are looking for a place to move in usually consider a lot of things aside from the price they will be paying. Considering the number of rooms and size of the house are not enough. Considering the location is one of the most important things to consider ... More About: For Rent , Gadgets , Apartments , Calgary
Canon digital camera battery
2011-12-30 15:46:00 In today’s world everybody has their own digital cameras where you can use it every time and anywhere in any occasions. There are different brands of it in terms of it’s megapixel, zoom and other likes some of them are nikon, canon and lumix, but one thing that is important in these cameras is their battery. If you buy a canon camera be ... More About: Gadgets , Digital Camera , Camera , Canon , Battery
Partner & More AG
2011-12-26 08:36:00 For anyone knowledgeable from the abrogating areas of the massive flower predicament expenses, agreed on when partner & more AG, you will find methods to articulation an individual’s appraisal high are generally body systems which have been currently upset to be able totake the bill over-turned. Health professionals adjoin Obama Disorder currently apperceive that the ... More About: Gadgets , Partner
Shepard Fairey
2011-12-26 05:37:00 Prints are on nowadays for different purposes. Name it, for politics, product advertisements and gathering announcements, all of them usually use prints already not only to inform the people but to attract them as well about something. For it to be noticed, quality design and materials are needed in making them. If you are endorsing ... More About: Gadgets
Local business marketing
2011-12-26 05:36:00 A lot of people who are website owners wants to have a good reputation and ranking in Google. They want their websites to be optimized so that it would be visible to people who would do a specific search about a topic and so their website will be one of the Google search results on ... More About: Marketing , Business , Gadgets , Business Marketing , Local
Mortgage calculator
2011-12-24 10:39:00 Medicare supplement allowance behaviors are actually regarded when it comes to three or more modified techniques. The particular aboriginal is actually issue-age performing, which will bureau which the Medigap muscle size is usually abased around the get older within issuance, along with the mass isn’t going to easy access when the blanketed on it’s own ... More About: Calculator , Mortgage
On-the-Go Printing from Your Blackberry Phone
2011-12-22 17:45:00 Currently, the two companies ruling over the cell phone market are Apple and Blackberry . Blackberry originally started out as a business phone; but thanks to the Blackberry Messenger (BBM) service, it has gained popularity amongst teenagers and college students alike. More people now rely on their Blackberry than their office tablet PCs or laptops. Whether ... More About: Phone , Gadgets
Fort Rucker Welcomes Vietnam-Era Hero
2007-06-25 21:40:00 Back in April, I had the honor of escorting a medal of honor recipient, LTC (ret.) Bruce P. Crandall. He was one of the most extraordinary individuals I have met, and it truly was a pleasure to serve as his escort officer during his visit to Fort Rucker. Had I considered the local newspaper was going to ... More About: Vietnam , Hero , Viet
Fort Rucker Welcomes Vietnam-Era Hero
2007-06-25 21:40:00 Back in April, I had the honor of escorting a medal of honor recipient, LTC (ret.) Bruce P. Crandall. He was one of the most extraordinary individuals I have met, and it truly was a pleasure to serve as his escort officer during his visit to Fort Rucker. Had I considered the local newspaper was going to ... More About: Vietnam , Hero
Which Superhero Are you?
2007-05-29 22:22:00 Long time with no updates. I’ve been busy with work and — okay, really I’ve just been sluffing off. So I bring you this very important bit of information … my results from the superhero personality quiz! You are Superman Superman 70% Robin 57% Green Lantern 55% Hulk 55% Iron Man 50% Spider-Man 45% The Flash 45% Supergirl 35% Batman 30% Catwoman 25% Wonder Woman 15% You are mild-mannered, good, strong, and you love to help others. Click here to take ... More About: Superhero
Which Superhero Are you?
2007-05-29 22:22:00 Long time with no updates. I’ve been busy with work and — okay, really I’ve just been sluffing off. So I bring you this very important bit of information … my results from the superhero personality quiz! You are Superman Superman 70% Robin 57% Green Lantern 55% Hulk 55% Iron Man 50% Spider-Man 45% The Flash 45% Supergirl 35% Batman 30% Catwoman 25% Wonder Woman 15% You are mild-mannered, good, strong, and you love to help others. Click here to take ... More About: Superhero , Hero
Miss Snark?s Idols of March Writing Contest
2007-03-23 22:28:00 Below is my submission to Miss Snark’s Idols of March Writing Contest . Rules were 100 words maximum, and partipants had to use the following words: reacher, helicopter, snazzy, moonbeam, dan lazar, and griffin. My submission was 99 words in length. I re-read it at least twenty times. After I submitted it, I re-read ... More About: Test
Miss Snark?s Idols of March Writing Contest
2007-03-23 22:28:00 Below is my submission to Miss Snark’s Idols of March Writing Contest . Rules were 100 words maximum, and partipants had to use the following words: reacher, helicopter, snazzy, moonbeam, dan lazar, and griffin. My submission was 99 words in length. I re-read it at least twenty times. After I submitted it, I re-read ...
You Are Getting Very, Very Sleepy
2007-03-22 03:16:00 It’s taken me some time to get back into the swing of things. After staying with us for a week, my Mom went home on Sunday. We had a blast, and it kept me busy. The best part was going to a flea market in town; we spent all afternoon there and didn’t even ... More About: Sleep
You Are Getting Very, Very Sleepy
2007-03-22 03:16:00 It’s taken me some time to get back into the swing of things. After staying with us for a week, my Mom went home on Sunday. We had a blast, and it kept me busy. The best part was going to a flea market in town; we spent all afternoon there and didn’t even ...
Memorial Service for Walter Armentrout
2007-03-08 21:44:01 We just got back from a memorial service for Wally, my stepdad, at the Pensacola Federal Penitentiary Camp, Saufley Field. He had worked there since April of 2006. It was a beautiful service, and I was very impressed by the people there, many of whom talked about what a great person Wally was and how he had touched their lives. My mom received a plaque in appreciation for Wally’s service, a United States flag from the warden, and a second flag which had been flown over the White House. Afterwards, they showed a video that they had prepared to honor Wally while we ate lunch. What follows is the speech that I gave during the memorial service. It was very difficult to get through the whole thing, but I wanted everyone there to know more about Wally and what an incredible man he was; It was just something I had to do. My name is Joey Shimerdla. Wally was my stepdad and has been a part of my life for as long as I can remember. My mom first met Wally in 1972, when he started ... More About: Men , Service , Mori , Memoria , Memorial
Memorial Service for Walter Armentrout
2007-03-07 22:08:00 We just got back from a memorial service for Wally, my stepdad, at the Pensacola Federal Penitentiary Camp, Saufley Field. He had worked there since April of 2006. It was a beautiful service, and I was very impressed by the people there, many of whom talked about what a great person Wally was ... More About: Service , Memorial
Walter Armentrout, March 20, 1950 - March 4, 2007
2007-03-07 21:43:01 On the day my stepdad’s heart stopped beating, we found a puppy. I was with my wife, Stephanie, and we were on our way home from the movie theater. We saw The Number 23, starring Jim Carey. Not a bad flick, but not a great one, either. It was running down the side of the road, and at first I thought it was a cat. As we got closer, I realized it was a puppy, maybe two months old, and it was alone. I pulled my Nissan XTerra onto the side of the road. “What is it?” Stephanie asked. For the last two weeks, she had been wearing glasses instead of contacts in preparation for her corrective eye surgery. Wearing them gave her a headache, and she took them off whenever she got the chance. She put them back on now. “Look,” I said, pointing. “Oh, no.” I got out of the car. Its fur was a light beige, almost white, its tail a frantic pendulum of motion. I crouched down and he — I saw that it was a he now — jumped up, front paws on my thigh ... More About: Men , March , Marc , Alter , Walter
Phillips Films Ltd.
2007-03-07 21:43:01 Click here to view the tribute to Walter Armentrout that was posted on the Phil lips Film s website. You can learn more about Voice of the Dead, the movie in which Wally played Bob the Butler, here. More About: Films , Lips
Phillips Films Ltd.
2007-03-06 07:04:00 Click here to view the tribute to Walter Armentrout that was posted on the Phillips Films website and blog. You can learn more about Voice of the Dead, the movie in which Wally played Bob the Butler, here.
Walter Armentrout, March 20, 1950 - March 4, 2007
2007-03-06 06:12:00 On the day my stepdad’s heart stopped beating, we found a puppy. I was with my wife, Stephanie, and we were on our way home from the movie theater. We saw The Number 23, starring Jim Carey. Not a bad flick, but not a great one, either. It was running down the side of the ... More About: March
Part II of The Eighth Day Completed
2007-02-22 09:33:03 Sections 4 & 5 were added to Chapter 9 of The Eight h Day. This concludes Part II of three. These last two sections total 26 pages, and I wrote them in eight days — not too shabby, I think. Hopefully, I can keep this pace up until I’m finished; I can definitely see the light at the end of the tunnel. The first two parts are roughly 30,000 words each, or 120 pages. With any luck, the third and final part will turn out to be about the same length, which will result in a 360 page novel. At my current pace, I will finish around mid-May. Of course, Shawn Jaffe is a slippery devil, so who knows. He may drag things out longer than I expect. Now, on to the administrative details. I’ve added a link to download the Firefox web browser to the front page of my website. It is, in my opinion, the best web browser out there. If you’re still using Internet Explorer, you’re missing out. Although I’ve tried to make it compatible with all browsers, my we... More About: Comp , Complete
Part II of The Eighth Day Completed
2007-02-22 03:14:00 Sections 4 & 5 were added to Chapter 9 of The Eighth Day. This concludes Part II of three. These last two sections total 26 pages, and I wrote them in eight days — not too shabby, I think. Hopefully, I can keep this pace up until I’m finished; I can definitely see ...
Grass is the Devil Added to Poems
2007-02-19 09:31:02 The poem, Grass is the Devil , has been added to the website. I wrote it as a joke in response to the follow e-mail from my stepfather: —-Original Message Follows—- From: Walter Armentrout To: Joey Shimerdla, Stephanie Shimerdla Subject: “just mowed the yard” by me Date: Fri, 2 May 2003 19:30:14 -0700 (PDT) Hey both of you, I bet ya that you are bioth getting this at the same time, what a wonder we live in in this america….Just mowed the yard // did it in a hurry // round and round I flew // faster than the grass grew // mom got her planters and she is no longer shaded blue // but you should see the kitchen it looks like it went kabloo! That is another story but don’t want to bore you.Hey we love you guys very much, and mom will see you in a week!!Wish I could come with her, but I can’t. Congratulations Stephanie on a job well done!!!!LOve ya x 5 Wally Mom aka Kathy More About: Poems , Evil , Poem
Grass is the Devil Added to Poems
2007-02-18 20:41:00 The poem, Grass is the Devil , has been added to the website. I wrote it as a joke in response to the follow e-mail from my stepfather: —-Original Message Follows—- From: Walter Armentrout To: Joey Shimerdla, Stephanie Shimerdla Subject: “just mowed the yard” by me Date: Fri, 2 May 2003 19:30:14 -0700 (PDT) Hey both of you, I bet ya that ... More About: Poems
FAA Notice of Proposed Rule Making
2007-02-16 09:29:03 I received the following in an e-mail earlier this week. I am consistently amazed by the writing prowess of the Federal Aviation Administration. Granted this is a parody, but it reads almost like the real thing. Subject: FAA Notice of Proposed Rule Maki ng Subject: FAA NPRM NOTICE OF PROPOSED RULEMAKING (NPRM) Part 0, Section 000 (a) 1(c) Section I - No pilot or pilots, or person or persons acting on the direction or suggestion or supervision of a pilot or pilots may try, or attempt to try or make, or make attempt to try to comprehend or understand any or all, in whole or in part of the herein mentioned Aviation Regulations, except as authorized by the Administrator or an agent appointed by, or inspected by, the Administrator. Section II - If a pilot, or group of associate pilots becomes aware of, or realizes, or detects, or discovers, or finds that he or she, or they, are or have been beginning to understand the Aviation Regulations, they must immediately, within three (3) days... More About: King , Pose
FAA Notice of Proposed Rule Making
More articles from this author:2007-02-14 22:33:00 I received the following in an e-mail earlier this week. I am consistently amazed by the writing prowess of the Federal Aviation Administration. Granted this is a parody, but it reads almost like the real thing. Subject: FAA Notice of Proposed Rule Making Subject: FAA NPRM NOTICE OF PROPOSED RULEMAKING (NPRM) Part 0, Section 000 (a) 1(c) Section I - No pilot or ... 1, 2 |
