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Anthology of Spam PoetryAnthology of Spam PoetryA collection of poems created from the universe of spam from bards around the world. Articles
Violet Forbearance
2006-08-17 07:45:01 Paper-shelled nankeen lily pagoda sleeve.Well-sinking nerv e-rending darrin bowling &nbs p;M-shaped orange peeler incidence.Your future muse-inspired mystery religion.make other men envy you.make your girls worship you.make your girlfriend or wife speechless.So what do you think? ; - TatsuoThe darling of new Japanese poetry, Tatsuo graduated from the Tokyo National University of Fine Arts and Music in 1984. He has traveled the world studying art and literature under several grant programs and collaborated with several international artists and poets on creating unique exhibitions exploring the possibilities of coupling advanced electronic devices with archaic languages and glyphs. Tatsuo currently lives in Ibaraki, Japan and is addicted to eating roasted almonds. More About: Violet , Viol , Bear
The Sad Truth
2006-08-17 07:45:01 Handsome looks and riches don?t matter without adequate manhood. &nb sp; - Shonda Farish Ms. Farish is a native of New Orleans but moved away in 2005 due to the flooding caused by the levee system failures. She has been writing poems and Dixieland-style songs since 1977 but refuses to write anything new until she is allowed to return home. ?The Sad Truth ? was one of her last poems and was written while riding on a bus carrying members of her church parish away from New Orleans during the evacuation. More About: Ruth
Conversation on an Empty Telephone
2006-08-17 07:45:01 Hello?Mr?Want to please your woman?Ms?Well?How are you guys?Need some help?Hello? & nbsp; - Abisai Martel Ms. Martel was born in 1942 in Denmark. Her parents were born in South Africa and moved to Denmark in the late 1930s where they now own several small tourist shops around Kiel. Ms. Martel has been writing poetry since 1988 and has won several competitions around Europe for her work. Her featured poem ?Conversation s on an Empty Tele phone? is her most recognized piece, but it?s also her shortest. She is currently working on an epic length poem describing the terrors of the Hobbes Rebellion of 1498 where religious factions and slave traders clashed at the Port of Esbjerg. More About: Phone , Sati , Telephone
Okinawa Epicenter Question
2006-08-14 19:24:00 Your health and well-being can be restored night-folded wire-boun dJust order it on-line and the result will impress you!Don't think the feeling of youth is gone world-favored pet rejuvenationWhy be an average guy any longer?Products that can improve you life outrageously barley incantation nitroglycerineEven now you can look and feel younger!Don't stop doing things you like most waterfowl litigated wing feather deflected wave top stoic Your future begins with this call!Don't be left out, join millions of men in the revolution & nbsp; - Quetzalcoatl Granato Born in a small village outside of Mexico City, Mr. Granato and his parents have lived in exile in Canada due to the violence of the 1994 armed rebellion of the Ejército Zapatista de Liberación Nacional in Chiapas. Many of Mr. Granato?s works are seeped in double entendres, alluding to a correlation between the innate human desire for sex and the need for... More About: Question , Quest , Okinawa , Center , Enter
Comprehend Infinite Moon Blindness
2006-08-08 19:22:00 Elite handbag replicasricochet molasses from stealthy blackberry typo.Overdue notice warning on wood scale organ building prompted increased stamina!Orange-red dietitian sculpture will be forced to suspend your account!Morning-glory family(brand new, every man wants it) revel in this private noble-featured ?Roosevelt select? bestseller action.Symbian primates studiedunsafe coaster buoyancy.What's in your collection? - Ethelinda Burk Few poets are as obsessive-compulsive as Ms. Burk. True, many poets work long and hard to find the right combination of words and phrases to complete a thought or create an image however, Ms. Burk?s passion and zeal for wordsmith has thrice landed her in local medical clinics for intensive migraines and various physical ailments associated with stress. Thus, her collected work is quite sparse. Nonetheless, it?s not quantity, but quality that drives the fans of Ethelinda Burk?s work into frenzy when a n... More About: Moon , Ness , Blind , Infinite , Blindness
Walking Down The Street
2006-08-08 07:30:02 Hi, penalty areaHi, out-boarderHi, napkin ringHi, paddywhack almanacHi, oyster agaric Hi, new jerseyHi, paper birchHi, oil column(((a breathtaking boom))) ; - Imke Burner Ms. Burner was born and raised on a small ranch in Wyoming. She currently lives 66.6 miles (a fact she is obscurely proud of) from where she was raised and has several horses, Brahman bulls and a collection of yellow dogs. She enjoys writing poetry while horseback riding which sometimes requires her to take extreme measures to write her ideas down. For example; Imke once carved out a draft for a poem on a piece of wood on a fence which she then had to break apart so she could take the wood home to transfer her notes to paper. More About: Walking , Street , Down , King , Tree
Poetically Brainstorm
2006-08-08 07:30:02 Try and miss this......................Why be an average guy any longerSeparate yourself from other menBe special with a special sizeNow you can get the momentum ~ unbelievable big boom power in bedBe strong and passionate ~ reach your asshole with your dickSpecial invitation to join our circle of womenTrust me - it will be a great surprise for your girlBelieve me - there will be a big buzz about it very soonGet it straight...................... - Hobbies M. Jamal Mr. Jamal brings a refreshingly gritty style of poetry to the literary world. Growing up the youngest of six children, Hobbies became interested in literature after being kicked off the basketball team in high school for missing too many practices. Mr. Jamal later admitted that he felt social pressure to play basketball, but never really had an interest in the sport. Hobbies inherited many of his treasured books, especially the works of Walter Mosley, from his eldest br... More About: Storm , Rain , Stor , Call , Brain
Water-Skier Pastoral
2006-08-08 07:30:02 great wavesunveil seaweedawash in cashparadise stockheating, bakingenjoying burning desiresyour degreeadvanced fortewisdom selling point - Ugo Burroughs Austrian-born Ugo Burroughs has been publishing his poems and prose for over a decade via his own imprint, New Thoughter Press. Ugo started writing poetry and poetic literature as a natural extension of his earlier career as a vocalist and song writer for the German progressive rock group, Eloy. When the band started moving away from their heavy metal and progressive rock direction, Ugo decided to strike out on his own as a script writer for various Berlin TV stations. It was during the long wait between assignments that Ugo started to develop his penchant for poetry. At first, his self-published books were distributed at local cafes and bookstores. But their popularity grew to point where he required a distributor to help disseminate his books all over Germany. Ugo takes care... More About: Water , Past , Stor , Oral , Pastor
A Better Future, World-Confounding
2006-08-08 07:30:02 He tried to fight the chaos, to summon from lips under the thin mustache. Among the rocks and rubble stood a bulldozer, its lowered bucket jammed.His free arm crawled forward never taking his eyes off the line where he listened. And when Monkey stopped crying and went back to sleep, he waited.To be centered for shame meant that he would be cast out of gull, surrealistic and the absurd. The cumulative effect is Kafkaesque horror. The grateful mankind will never forget you.What that thing was saying no longer had any stood as though he had been planted, he did not even turn around.A l o& nbsp;n g s&nb sp;i l e n c e&n bsp;. "Well, this kind of flying has always been here to be of my business. Now nothing concerned me any more."Strong and light and quick in the air, but far and away more important, he first gulp, but the web crawled across his consciousness again like pictures on a screen.Asked in a weak voi... More About: World , Future , Better , Bett
Yao Yin Forest
2006-08-08 07:30:02 Hello, wood terrapinYou have feelings of guilt and embarrassment? Don?t worrypoor have right to be happy.How are you, wood frog?Tired of that jerk you call a boss? ObviouslyMaybe you are a diamond in the rough.Hi, well-intentioned otter shrew,Looking for perfect sex? The watch you?ve always wanted?Take a look and see!Hey, humanWe give you what you need: well-emphasized system upgrade.You?ll be surprised! & nbsp; - Hortense ?Hotdog Wont? Jamison Mr. Jamison (known to his friends and co-workers as ?Hotdog Wont?) has lived most of his life in Minnesota working for various medical device manufacturing companies. Mr. Johnson blames the tedium of these jobs on his obsessive compulsive disorder for hot dogs? hence his nickname. He also uses this time to focus on his poetry which (according to Hotdog) is spoken to him during the brief moments where he is just about to fall asleep at work. It?s during... More About: Rest , Forest , Fore
ˇNeurosis!
2006-08-08 07:30:02 Estimated secs flip open-circuit& nbsp; oval-visaged ; oxid e blue ; oil painting with a ground ;mossy-backed &nbs p; negrohead beech.Typhoid horse shows truth-lover ; as folly-snared ; &nbs p; twelve-legged ; Balto-slav onic ; six-jointed ; church mouseunder the table.Much admired whit e-gloved &nb sp; motors proposed alliance with ... More About: Euro , Neuros , Neurosis , Euros
Exclamation Hypnotism
2006-08-08 07:30:02 Urgent! ; ; Important! & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; You?ll be shocked!Urgent letter! ; ; Overwhelmingly important letter! ; ; ; ; Cum and witness!Urgent email! Overwhelmingly important email! &nbs... More About: Amat , Lama , Clam
Do you want your girlfriend back?
2006-08-08 07:30:02 Sometimes ;quarters react like a narratoror & nbsp; an indicative felon.Why seek? serve the bounds overcome wisdom selling point at mid-w orld.Restate the illustrious moth-eaten & nbsp; saxophone distastefully. &nb sp; - Kuriko Yokota Mr. Yokota traditionally writes poetry in haiku and tanka form. In 2002, he started writing poetry in English as per the encouragement of his friend and colleague, Ha Jin. More About: Girlfriend , Your , Friend , Girl , Back
Malady
2006-08-08 07:30:02 Sweet summer cherries improves love together [in] ad-lib deadlock.Voting booth stitchingwill help you to save[on] quality meds and maidenhair.Reach for it,your compensatory holster,[as] jet lovenest warned. &nbs p; - Schwanhild Pauls Not much has been written about Mr. Pauls as he is often very difficult to contact due to his tendencies of communicating via hand-made postcards. Mr. Pauls? poetry has been featured at several poetry readings and published in haute couture magazines in his native Switzerland. A collection of dozens of his hand-made postcards was compiled by Neo-Syriac Magazine in early 2006. More About: Lady , Malad , Mala
Forsake Feeling Heart
2006-08-08 07:30:02 He rolled farther into the room. blowfish............. detestHe saw it near the door and rolled over to it. The saddest eyes............. are like handcuffs. ?Cat? then crawls as close to his mistresses as possible before expiring and killing one of said mistresses. He thought: There comes a point when the very discussion of pain becomes redundant. The first time, I was in so much pain that it felt like someone had put me into hell from the knees down. That was enough. Take the matches, Paul. ............. Bend & nbsp;- Chauncey Livingston Born the son of a steel-mill worker and seamstress in 1937, Livingston experienced life at the bottom of the social ladder growing up in Gateshead, England. He started writing avant-garde spam poems as an escape from the harsh reality around him. He is noted for his unconventional method of writing by actually opening spam messages and searching fo... More About: Hear , Heart , Feeling , Feel
Hidden Gem
2006-08-08 07:30:02 New and just in!(A downright must see)Be delighted with salad bar lanterns.Feel pleasure from roughhouse no-nonsense.Develop better relationships with thigh hesitations.First thing tomorrow, this is going to explode! &nb sp; - Cornelius McCarthy Growing up on Long Island, New York, Mr. McCarthy has been writing poetry since the early 1980s but has slowed down considerably since 2001. His earlier works were short bursts of graffiti on buildings around the Chelsea Piers in New York City. It wasn?t until 1991 that Mr. McCarthy was approached by Nick-Eared Magazine to collect as many of these images as possible for publication. Since then, Mr. McCarthy has only had one brief volume of poems and short stories published by Berlin?s Sarua Publishing Haus. More About: Hidden
No More Trips To The Post Office
2006-08-02 19:21:00 huge axial overdue noticeupward silver-plated warningyour luxury rosy showmanshipcheek disparaging inferiority complexstripe well sprayedenormous coproduct affairsvast bandstand large afternoonperceptively dormitor ycorkscrew bedraggle question correctionalive dissidentsoft bombings&n bsp; - Herodotus Escudero Very puritanical in his methods for assembling verses of poetry, Mr. Escudero style is certainly one that requires discipline and patience. His first series of poems date back to the mid-1970s when, as a teenager in the mid-west, he attempted to replicate Albert Hofmann's famous bicycle ride. Along his journey, he started to pick out words and phrases on signs that he passed, which made for an amusing series of sentences? and thus, his poetic style was born. These days, Mr. Escudero takes the same ap... More About: Office , Post , Trip , More , Post Office
Sinus Laxative
2006-08-01 07:19:00 Atoms... obtain a university degree... your university degree... real degrees, not fake ones, in one day.Cognizant armada... night-cradled ... under the wire... separate from other men.BEWARE: The fashion of newest creation verses the further is ejaculation.Again? to your health, mint julep. ; - Desmond Tuttle The whimsical style of Mr. Tuttle?s poetry has attracted an equal amount of praise and criticism. While his supporters find Mr. Tuttle?s work a literary flight of fancy, his detractors criticize the covert political message that runs deep in his verse. Nonetheless, Mr. Tuttle has seen several volumes of his work published in both solo form (via Goo and Plaay It Press) as well as part of a collection, the latest being Superhighway Typefaces, Selected Works from Cyperpoets & Network Junkies. Our publication is honored to feature "Sinus Laxative", an exclusive poem from Mr. Tuttle's oeuvre.
Stethoscope Stallion [haiku]
More articles from this author:2006-07-21 07:14:00 Santa Claus catholic Looking for medicationsYour stocking stufferPenis Enlarge Patch Improves love making magicFuture whizzing stickWhat? Girls don?t like you? You have mail from Elena!Why are you waiting?She wants better sex 36 hours of loveThe ground is shakin!!! &nb sp; - Ealasaid Nakayama Mr. Nakayama?s father served in the Japanese military under Emperor Hirohito and was stationed at the Tokushima Prefecture in Japan for many decades before and after World War II. Mr. Nakayama's mother fled to Japan from Pakistan during the First Kashmir War (1948). The details about how they met remains a mystery to Mr. Nakayama, but he?s happy none-the-less. The entire family moved to Canada 1987, but Mr. Nakayama decided to return to the Tokushima Prefecture in 2005 where he continues to practice his painting and haiku. His featured haiku, ?Stethoscope Stallion?, was first published in 2002 by an obscur... More About: Haiku , Alli , Tall , Scope , Cope 1, 2, 3 |
