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You can get s***faced with Quadratini at Trader Joe?s for only $2.40
2007-10-16 19:40:00 You can get s***faced with Quadratini at Trader Joe ’s for only $2.40 .. that’s all
currently writing a special song for someone
2007-10-03 19:09:00 I am currently writing a special song for someone. For someone that’s always been there, in times of trouble, in times of temptation and in times of doubt. Some one who would never leave me, no matter how difficult it got. Someone whom I could always touch and feel warm with … I am writing a ... More About: Writing , Song , Special
wanna piece of gum? a block of cheese perhaps?
2007-10-02 07:22:00 I went to Costco. I bought a shirt. It was the first shirt ever I ever bought that was wrapped in a brown paper grocery bag at the checkout. When I got home I found it placed between a large block of cheese and a bag of 200 rolls. I also wanted a piece of ... More About: Cheese , Block , Piece
new and original sounds to be mixed in for the coming album
2007-10-01 23:08:00 There’ll be some clickin’, some chirpin’, some loud chewin’, some whisslin’ … and some typin’ … and some spittin’ … swell More About: Sounds , Original , Album , Mixed , Mixe
Top ten list of best-est superlatives
2007-09-26 13:24:00 1. greatmongous 2. hugesome 3. sweetalicioso 4. cooleoscope 5. gargantuamond 6. ginormix 7. absolutransized 8. globigumod 9. largeongium 10. powerzongen More About: List , Top Ten List , Perla
introducing the Two Headed Puppy dumb phone
2007-09-24 13:24:00 The Two Headed Puppy dumb phone was designed from the ground up for those individuals that want more from their phone. Our customers do not want all the foofee features, they want power and durability. That’s why we, at Two Headed Puppy, have created a dumb phone. The dumb phone is large, bulky and uses ... More About: Phone , Dumb
finally done
2007-09-23 13:24:00 great .. there … I finished my web site, finally … Now all I have to do is sit back and watch the money roll in … More About: Finally , Fina , Ally , Done
look at all these perfect friendly faces with haedphones ?. bluck
2007-09-10 13:24:00 if I see another web site where there is an image of a person smiling with their headset (phone) and a statement next to it like: ” Can I help you” .. or … “We are friendly, can’t you see that in the photo!” … I am going to puke …. I wonder if there ... More About: Faces , Perfect , Friendly
Here is a test for CEO candidates everywhere
2007-09-09 13:24:00 Before a CEO is appointed, they should be given a test. If they cannot open their own product packaging in one minute and not cut or injure themselves in the process, then they cannot be CEO … There would be many vacant CEO positions out there. I just passed the test for being Two Headed ... More About: Candidates , Test , Candidate
Thank You America !!!
2007-09-08 13:24:00 Thank you America for making Two Headed Puppy your favorite performer, artist and musician !!! (America = Two Headed Puppy) More About: Hank
the results are in, compiled by a leading market firm
2007-08-27 13:24:00 the difference is obvious -> two headed puppy wireless has the least number of dropped two headed puppies when compared to other wireless companies … ’cause we know no one wants a dropped two headed puppy when you’re in the middle of a call … (see pic) More About: Market , Results , Leading , Result
independent research sites prove it - Two Headed Puppy is the best
2007-08-22 13:24:00 (two headed puppy works seventy-four hours in continuation creating fake usernames and fake reviews on a major web site eulogizing his new merchandise) … then he issues a press release … “Independent research sites prove it - Two Headed Puppy is the best. When compared to similar products, users at a major online site gave ... More About: Research , Sites , Epen
now with more power
2007-08-21 13:24:00 Two Headed Puppy now comes with more standard power. More power than the competition. Don’t be caught without the power you need when you need it the most. “The Power of Two Headed Puppy!”
List of top ten single digit whole numbers
More articles from this author:2007-06-30 00:00:00 June 30, 2007 - At number 10 on our list is : 9 ... followed closely at number 9 is: 8 ... position 8 is taken by : 7 .... 6 takes the 7th spot and 5 takes the 6th spot .... rounding up the first half of the list is number 4 in the 5th position on our list ... agreeably so, position 4 is taken by : 3 .... here come the top three ... in third place is : 2 ... runner up is : 1 ... and the number one place in our list of top ten single digit whole numbers goes to : zero More About: List , Numbers , Single , Whole , Number 1, 2, 3 |



