Two Headed Puppy BlogTwo Headed Puppy BlogCool Tunes and Interesting Thoughts About Music, Events, Media and Life in General 
Articles
two headed puppy popularity in the news
2008-06-08 13:48:00 recent news headline: “Two headed puppy is popular .. with people in his head!” … hey it’s publicity, right? More About: News , In the News , The News , Puppy , Popularity
how two headed puppy is related to Costco
2008-06-07 15:43:00 The less people buy their clothes as Costco the more unique my wardrobe becomes … another brilliant quote and true fact by two headed puppy More About: Puppy , Related
I just learned of a new term -> crashware
2008-06-06 19:44:00 It is given to software that constantly crashes … Excellent term. I shall use it often. More About: Learned , Term
every time I click on Refresh in my browser
2008-06-05 17:06:00 Every time I click on Refresh in my browser I feel this cool wave splashing all over me. It’s a great feeling. I sometimes refresh my pages ten or twenty times to experience this exhilarating rush. I wish it came in different flavors. More About: Time , Click , Browser
party time people, check it out, let?s blow the roof off this joint
2008-06-04 17:03:00 loading … More About: People , Party , Time , Check , Roof
Have you ever commented on a blog and right after you click on SUBMIT ?
2008-06-03 21:23:00 … wanted to retract it … but couldn’t .. so your stupid response was there … and it was there forever … and your name was attached to it …. and you visited it every once in a while to see if it was still there … and it was … and you wrote to ... More About: Click , Blog , Submit
wait a minute - two headed super puppy delegate has not voted yet
2008-06-02 23:51:00 and when he votes, it will shake up the superdelegate structure like nothing has even shaken it before … cause when two headed super puppy delegate votes, people listen More About: Super , Puppy , Minute , Wait
I just thought of an awful and gross summertime treat
2008-05-28 21:31:00 crapsicle …. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww More About: Thought , Treat , Gross , Summertime , Awful
World Champion - Before Your Very Eyes
2008-05-21 17:42:00 I was once told that I am a world champion blabbermouth … and that I would win in a blabbermouth world championship … Now, how can I monetize this? More About: World , Eyes , Champion
DMV story
2008-05-20 18:11:00 I went to the DMV last Wednesday. I am still there. Just a few more people in front of me. More About: Story
I have been contacted by space aliens to influence this year?s presidential
2008-05-19 20:08:00 I wonder how many people will come to this post after searching for this headline on the Internet? ha ha ha HA HA HA …. Wait … oh, No … They are here … aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh … stop it … they are abducting me , someone please help … I was just kidding … hey, that hurts ….. ... More About: Space , Presidential , Aliens , Influence , Year
You know you are cuckoo when
2008-05-12 07:31:00 You know you are cuckoo when your family is Cuculidae, of near passerine birds. More About: Cuckoo
the conference room story .. from a CEO?s autobiography
2008-05-06 22:03:00 When I arrived, he was waiting for me in the conference room. I peeked in there and saw him nervously looking around. I was already twenty minutes late and decided to make him wait a bit more. I am the CEO after all. I have the power. I have the power to make time go ... More About: Story , Autobiography , Room , Conference
I am an expert in deleting emails. Please hire me.
2008-05-01 02:04:00 I delete so many e-mails every day that I have become an expert. Therefore please hire me. I can delete your e-mails really really well. I am not cheap, but not expensive either. More About: Hire , Emails , Expert
no, really, there was no traffic
2008-04-29 23:28:00 I was planning on writing a post about a situation in Southern California where one character would say something like, “No, really! There was no traffic!”, but I could not think of such a situation. More About: Traffic
Must be some little switch or a button somewhere in there
2008-04-29 01:17:00 I bought a new car but I don’t know how to open the passenger door. Will someone please reply to my message and let me know how to do it. Thanks! More About: Button , Switch
solar power is in vogue now, but ? is there hidden meaning in solar power?
2008-04-22 19:31:00 Start with : solar power Exchange the first letters : polar sower That sounds like : polar sour There you have it -> proof that there is global warming at the poles -> They are going sour! More About: Power , Solar Power , Vogue , Solar , Meaning
I know, I know, I may have gone overboard
2008-04-21 22:00:00 … I may have gone overboard this time. During an interview on a major TV show I blurted out that I am the greatest musician that ever lived. I was caught by all the excitement and the lights and the celebrity interviewers. It was all bigger than me. I may not, after all, be the ...
cnn, reuters, yahoo news, google news, ap, fox news and others ?
2008-04-17 00:42:00 None of the major news sites have picked up Two Headed Puppy News as a source yet … huh! More About: Google , Yahoo , Reuters , Google News
school field trip offered to the birthplace of Two Headed Puppy
2008-04-15 21:36:00 It will include transportation, packed lunch, two bathroom stops, thirty minute free time at the birthplace, a lecture from the Two Headed Puppy birthplace and trip back .. stay tuned for more details More About: School , Trip , Field
it was a hot and muggy weekend ?
2008-04-14 18:45:00 …. Hot said to Muggy, “Yo Muggy, check this out.” …. Muggy responded, “Wow dude! Take it easy man Hot!” … just another Hot and Muggy weekend in the city … More About: Weekend
two headed puppy creates first antisocial networking tool
2008-04-10 14:14:00 Two Headed Puppy creates first antisocial networking tool. In an effort to be the first at the starting gate Two Headed Puppy set the basis of what will become the nucleus around which all antisocial networking apps will gravitate to. Some requirements from the specs: 3.34.22.123 - Disable all networking from your computer 4.23.11.112 - Dim the ... More About: Networking , Tool
Two Headed Puppy stock pick for April 2008
2008-04-09 19:17:00 Two Headed Puppy stock pick for April 2008 is : PICK N PAY STORES (Symbol : PKPYF.PK) The reason I chose this stock as a pick for April is that it has the word “pick” in the name. This is only logical. My pick is Pick N Pay Stores. It’s my pick, get it? It wasn’t ... More About: Stock
important message : a new security fix version is available, please downloa
2008-04-07 20:16:00 10.00 am : important message : a new security fix version is available, please download now 10.03 am : ok, let’s click and download, install, run … updated, yessss 10.08 am : important message : a new security fix version is available, please download now 10.09 am : oh, gees , that was quick … ok, let’s click ... More About: Security , Message , Version
They said it couldn?t be done
2008-04-04 19:58:00 They said it couldn’t be done, and I agreed. They said no one was up to the task, and I agreed. They said the task was impossible, I agreed again. They said it would take the strength of a million people, and I agreed. They said that I agree a lot, and I agreed again.
which would you rather have
2008-04-02 23:54:00 Would you rather have a duckie or a cookie? … ? … I didn’t think so!
If Public Beta Tests were considered normal procedure in industries other t
2008-03-28 18:24:00 Kondom Production Korporation, KPK introduces the MasturProtector 1b Condom Private Beta Release MasturProtector 1b brings forth a whole new paradigm in protection. We bring fun into protection. Our young inexperienced development team has gone through odds and ends to create this totally awesome product to being. Now, after days of development, the Beta is here. Please ... More About: Public , Industries , Tests , Normal
Episode 1: I am having one of those episodes.
2008-03-26 22:57:00 sign out log in my profile edit password retype password upload avatar discuss save publish file title description comment blog post remove delete find site search tag tags comma separated widget max characters send submit e-mail online offline application category status browse custom shortcut …. I think I am having one of those episodes. More About: Episode , Episodes , Episode 1
you know those intermittent lines in the middle of the road
More articles from this author:2008-03-20 23:32:00 I followed those white dashed lines in the middle of the road today to see where they go. As it turns out, they go nowhere in particular. Sort of reminds me of the time I went nowhere in particular. More About: Middle , Road , Lines , The Road 1, 2, 3 |
|
 |
|
 |
