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Two-Face is SCARY!
2008-05-06 18:44:00 Dammit, Nolan. You win this one! This makes up for Ledger’s awful make-up. ALMOST! How are they make this sucker PG-13 now?!?!?! I am getting so excited about this movie Indiana Jones feels like dust in the wind. Old, decrepit dust. I cannot wait until July. I just can’t. ... More About: Batman , Scary , Face , The Dark Knight
Miley Cyrus
2008-05-01 19:21:00 Since everyone else is flogging this dead horse, I figured I’d throw my hat into the arena and offer my significant viewpoint on this matter. I find her song catchy. Well I tell people that they stop in their tracks. They don’t laugh at me like I expect. They don’t shake ... More About: Entertainment , Miley Cyrus , Cyrus , Miley
GTAIV - THRILLHO?s first 2 hrs. - Impressions
2008-04-30 17:36:00 Hello Smokey faithful. I have been on posting hiatus lately mainly due to time restrictions. You see, I live in Florida, and in the Spring, our families up north get sick of the weather and come visit us. We play host for a few months each spring. My parents were visiting ... More About: Impressions
Smokey?s Top Ten Video Game Soundtracks #9
2008-04-27 02:31:00 Castlevania (1986) NES Man, I loved this theme. It was great. I don’t know off the top of my head if anyone has coined the term “8-bit Gothic Funk” but that’s how I describe the theme. Listening to the theme I feel both the desire to whipping vampires and boogeying my ass ... More About: Video , Soundtracks , Game , Video Game , Smokey
Smokey?s Top Ten Video Game Soundtracks #10
2008-04-20 22:26:00 10. Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind(2003) A fantastic game, Morrowind was the closest a computer game has come to a true pen and paper style Role-Playing Game (RPG for short) . You could do almost anything. Kill your friends and neighbors, strip thme of their clothes, and go on a bender all over the little ... More About: Video , Soundtracks , Video Game , Smokey
Smokey?s Top Ten Video Game Soundtracks!
2008-04-20 02:44:00 I could start in on how Americans are becoming an ice cream social full of unambitious video-game nerds. I could pontificate about how lazy we are as a collective society of Norman Bushnell disciples, growing from 2600 to 360. A shame. We need to get outside, smell the flowers! Mmm… Young Smokey ... More About: Video , Soundtracks , Game , Video Game
Smokey?s Top Ten Film Scores #1
2008-04-10 19:52:00 Remember like two months ago when I said this list would be done in a week? Unlike all those other stupid sites, I was promising a quick, concise top ten list for the occasional web browser to enjoy. And instead I dragged the list on for….ever…boring longtime fans and failing to attract many new ... More About: Film , Smokey , Scores
Dirtbag Vampire is Coming!!!!
2008-03-30 20:44:00 THE WAIT IS ALMOST OVER!!! Smokey McTrees will be releasing his first EP mini-length Dirtbag Vampire on 5/20/08. 5 Brand-New tracks begging to make your head bob and your muscles jiggle. Available from Smokeymctrees.com for 5 bucks. If you wanna say “fuck it” to the art and packaging downloads will be available soon for a buck a song! Or ...
I HAVE FINALLY FOUND IT
2008-03-19 13:54:00 Well Smokey fans, the wait is over. My lifelong hunt for the BEST guitar solo in the history of the universe has come to an end. This is surely the guitar solo that will bring the music industry soaring back from beyond the grave. With talent like this, how could the music industry suffer anymore? Smokey ... More About: Finally
Official Indiana Jones Poster
2008-03-10 16:57:00 Or, “Even senior citizens get the blues”…I’d still hump Karen Allen though. She’s a classy old broad. More About: Entertainment , Indiana , Indiana Jones , Poster , Jones
A THRILLHO Movie Review - There Will Be Blood
2008-03-10 16:35:00 Greetings, loyal minions. THRILLHO here with another fine movie review. We all know that “opinions are like assholes”, well then my asshole is obviously superior to yours. Beware there will be spoilers in this thread. This movie is hard to review without dissecting the scenes individually. The review (like ... More About: Movie , Movie Review , Review , Blood , There Will Be Blood
Biggie Finally Cast.
2008-03-06 19:44:00 Jamal “Gravy” Woolard(the guy who got shot in the buttocks) will play Chris “Notrious BIG” Wallace in the upcoming bio-pic Notorious with Angela Bassett playing Biggie ’s moms and Derek Luke playing Puffy. All due respect to Biggie’s mom and all that, but if Bassett was my mom, damn I’d have some oedipal troubles. ... More About: Cast , Finally
Ghost 2 - Patrick Swayze has cancer
2008-03-06 16:54:00 Sad news through the Smokey McTrees newsroom last night… Patrick Swayze has cancer. Pancreatic cancer to boot… Cancer is a terrible thing, and hopefully perma-mullet can fight through it. He has definitely left his mark on this world with his shitty movies. However, my favorite Swayze moment can be found below. More About: Ghost
A Spendre Movie Review - No Country For Old Men
2008-03-04 19:27:00 Well kids it is that time again?For my next movie I have chosen the 2007 Academy award winning No Country for Old Men. If I had to use one word to summarize this brilliant masterpiece it would be: Paradox. This neo-western set in 1980 is at odds with its self from the get ... More About: Movie , Movie Review , Review
UFC 82
2008-03-04 19:17:00 UFC 82 took place Saturday, March 1st in front of 16,000+ fans in Columbus Ohio. The main event pitted middleweight champion, of the now defunct Pride Fighting Championships, Dan Henderson against the current UFC middleweight champion Anderson ?The Spider? Silva. On paper the two time Olympian Henderson seemed to be the biggest threat to ...
It?s Always Sunny In Philadelphia - Blow Devito
2008-02-25 14:15:00 Last year, I discovered It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia . I ended up watching the whole first two seasons in like 2 weeks. The show is hilarious! I have no idea when it was on (it aired on FX), but the third season is on its way. Someone showed me this ‘3rd ... More About: Entertainment
Smokey?s Top Ten Film Scores #2
2008-02-25 07:38:00 Superfly (1971) Curtis Mayfield. This is a great example of a phenomenal soundtrack elevating a so-so movie. For those that argue with my choice of runner-up, think of all the classics this work of art produced: “Freddie’s Dead”, “Superfly”,and “Pusherman” all spring from this great soul masterpiece. People know Curtis was ... More About: Film , Smokey , Scores
Lars and the Real Girl - A THRILLHO Movie Review
2008-02-20 14:39:00 If you feel like spending 2 hours feeling awkward and uncomfortable, Dr. Thrillho has your prescription! You see, Mrs. Thrillho likes love stories. I try to find movies that we both will enjoy. Thanks to late night HBO, I knew what a ‘Real Girl ’ was… Mrs. Thrillho didn’t. It wasn’t hard for me to pass this ... More About: Movie , Entertainment , Movie Review , Review
I AM AMERICA (And So Can You!) - A THRILLHO Book Review?
2008-02-18 15:09:00 With nice weather, and lazy weekends, THRILLHO has had extra time to sit around and enjoy the finer things in life, like reading a book by the pool while his wife cleans the house. I was asking around for book recommendations, and a friend let me borrow a copy of I AM AMERICA (And ... More About: America , Entertainment , Books , Book Review , Review
Indy IV Trailer Leaked Online
2008-02-14 14:52:00 The trailer has shown up online earlier than its theatrical debut… You can see the new trailer here: it seems like that is the same crate warehouse as Raiders of the Lost Arc High Res versions can be found here More About: Entertainment , Harrison Ford , Indiana Jones , Trailer , Announcement
RIP Roy Scheider
2008-02-11 06:28:00 Some folks here know that Smokey is a HUGE Jaws obsessive. Talk all the shit you want about Senor Spielbergo(Lord knows I do), but you cannot take way from his masterpiece. The closest thing mankind has come to as far as a perfect film, Jaws stands head and shoulders above the rest when it ... More About: Roy Scheider , Scheider
Spendre?s Sketchy Cinema Review
2008-02-10 09:29:00 Wizard of Oz for the Prozac Generation Wrist Cutters: A Love Story written and directed by Goran Dukic, starring Patrick Fugitt(Almost Famous,) Shannyn Sossamon(Rules of Attraction,) and Shea Wigham. Apparently Nate is busy ignoring Missy for his Xbox 360, so he asked yours truly, Spendre Johnson to fill his role as film critic. For my first ... More About: Cinema , Review
New GTAIV website launches
2008-02-08 21:45:00 http://www.rockstargames.com/IV/ The “Official” website for Grand Theft Auto 4 launched this afternoon. Many new images and video clips are on there as well as spoof ads, and intros to characters. No info on multiplayer yet More About: Website , Announcement
Indy IV Trailer debuting Valentine?s Day
2008-02-08 16:51:00 Ok, screw The Dark Knight… The real movie of the year is the new Indiana Jones Movie. We will get our first look on Valentine ’s Day when the trailer debuts with The Spiderwick Chronicles. New Image: Are those the same crates from Raiders? More About: Entertainment , Trailer , Indy
RE: Smokey?s political analysis - A THRILLHO response?
2008-02-08 16:24:00 Smokey, very informative and funny post… In true political “its Friday and I don’t feel like working” fashion, I felt like chiming in with a retort of my own. Smokey and I have very similar tastes and values. However, we differ slightly on a few. One such example is that he ... More About: Iran , Political , Barack Obama , Bill Clinton , Analysis
Smokey?s Super Tuesday Blow-Out Sale!!!!
2008-02-07 19:50:00 Folks, we here at SmokeyMcTrees.com don’t only want you to listen to shitty hip-hop records and listen to us complain about the new Batman movie, we are also concerned for your welfare as conscientious, voting citizens. And if you’re too young to vote, get off my site and go look at porn like you should ... More About: Barack Obama , Bill Clinton , Cain , Mitt Romney , Mike Huckabee
Heath Ledger?s Autopsy Results/Cause of Death
2008-02-06 18:15:00 “Mr. Heath Ledger died as the result of acute intoxication by the combined effects of oxycodone(percocet), hydrocodone(vicodin), diazepam(valium), temazepam(Restoril), alprazolam(Xanax), and doxylamine(kinda like benydryl),” I am shocked. Shocked, I tells ya! We all love our pain pills here at SmokeyMcTrees.com. We really do. But the first rule of pain pill club is: Don’t talk ... More About: Results , Death
Why Ledger?s Joker Will Suck
2008-02-01 07:54:00 Reprinted here by popular demand: As the five of you that have listened to my music know, Smokey ain’t afraid to tackle controversial issues. Now I know talking about movies isn’t really as controversial as smoking crack or jerking off to pictures of your friend’s mom, I think this topic will invite controversy because my ... More About: Entertainment , Heath Ledger , Batman , Dark Knight , Joker
THRILLHO Movie Review - A Monday TWO-fer!
2008-01-28 22:00:00 Bored at work? I know I am!!! So THRILLHO didnt do much this weekend. He mainly just stayed in with Mrs. THRILLHO and watched movies. We watched a couple decent movies, Juno and American Gangster. On Friday night, we watched Juno. If the movie wasnt made so well, it would have ... More About: Movie , Entertainment , Movie Review , Review , Monday
Pink Floyd?s - The Wall screenplay?
More articles from this author:2008-01-28 16:33:00 “Do you like Pink Floyd ?” These are the magic words you stay away from unless you have at least 2 hrs to kill. Smokey can talk about Pink Floyd endlessly. I stumbled across an interesting piece of history on the web today that Smokey and his fans might appreciate. The complete 94 ... More About: Wall , The wall 1, 2 |
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