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2007-10-19 18:53:00 I Want To Ripley The Head Off The Untalented Mr Roto (Thighs Wide Shut)you suck Matthew Berry & yer probably the world's biggest jerka$$An interview with SI.com's Jimmy Traina (The Big Picture)Jimmy Traina is a man all bloggers should befriend.Rockies To Take On Steelers This Sunday (Jack's Sports Humor)While the Steelers prepared for the Broncos, the Rockies are a completely different animal.Parrot Cheers On Favorite Rugby Team (FanIQ Sports Blog)He talks, he swears at the ref, and he says Glawsterrr, which sounds like Gloucester.ITALIAN VOLLEYBALL’S FRANCESCA PICCININI (PartMule)She's um ... hot.The Phantom Pooper (Brahsome)This video pretty much speaks for itself.THE TORONTO BILLS: WHY IT WOULD WORK (Epic Carnival)Most likely, when Ralph Wilson departs the Bills, so too will this 47 year-old franchise depart Buffalo.STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online More About: Stuff , Good , Good Stuff
Finally, Life Returns To Normal In Colorado Springs
2007-10-19 17:34:00 The stolen toilet soapbox racer has been found. Phew! Everyone can get back to their lives.It was just a routine patrol until a King County sheriff's deputy lifted a tarp and found a soapbox derby racer built to look like a giant toilet. A giant, stolen toilet - measuring about 7 feet high and 7 feet long.The massive commode - white with a blue velour seat and tank cover and a red flush handle - was found Wednesday in a rural area of southeast King County.Sheriff's Sgt. John Urquhart said the toilet facsimile was built by five friends in Colorado Springs, Colo., and was brought to Seattle late last month for a race. It was stolen out of the back of a truck, which was also stolen.Colorado Springs , huh? Think they weren't worried about the toilet racer? Keep in mind this is the same place that banned playing tag on the playgrounds of their schools.And hey, that car would be perfect for the guy who lives in the toilet house!(AP)STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online More About: Life , Finally , Ally
The Hottest Wife/Girlfriend in Sports: Title Defense #2
2007-10-19 17:21:00 Our Hottest Champion, Ingrid Vandebosch successfully held off her first challenger with a 60% to 40% defeat of Redskin tight end Chris Cooley's better half, Christy. This moves Ingrid to a steller record of 7-0 with 6 KO's.The next challenger to Ingrid's throne is the girlfriend of UFC fighter Andrei Arlovski, Patricia Mikula. Take the pollFree Poll by Blog FluxPrevious title defenses:(C) Ingrid Vandebosch def. Christy Cooley 60% to 40% (TKO).TOURNAMENT RESULTS:1) Ingrid Vandebosch (Jeff Gordon) THE HOTTEST!2) Gisele Bundchen (Tom Brady) [TKO] Semis: #17 C. DeCesare 69% to 31%3) Elin Nordegren (Tiger Woods) [KO] Rd. 3: #19 J. Walcott 73% to 27%4) Ashley Judd (Dario Franchitti) [TKO] Rd. 2: #27 C. Tweedy 65% to 35%5) Willa Ford (Mike Modano) [TKO] Semis: #16 E. Cuthbert 55% to 45%6) Lisa Dergan (Scott Podsednik) [TKO] Rd. 3: #17 C. DeCesare 61% to 39%7) Jodi Ann Paterson (Michael Andretti) [TKO] Rd. 2: #21 G. Atkinson 59% to 41%8) Kim Kardashian (Reggie Bush) [TKO] Rd. 1: #41 C. Z... More About: Sports , Wife , Girlfriend , Defense , Title
Women Rejoice, A Pink Tom Brady Jersey Is Available
2007-10-19 15:10:00 I'm not sure, but I think if a woman wears this she immediately has three orgasms and gets pregnant.Here's the best part: "The officially licensed jersey is designed with a tonal embroidered NFL® Shield, woven jock tag and gradient screen-printed numbers with sugar glitter detailing."The words "sugar glitter" and a Web site for the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE should never, ever meet.(SPORTSbyBROOKS)STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online More About: Women , Pink , Tom Brady , Brady , Jersey
The Constant Variety Of Sports: 14.3% Searched
2007-10-18 22:33:00 MSG asks judge to reduce damages (AP)Madison Square Garden and Knicks coach Isiah Thomas have asked a judge to reduce the $11.6 million in punitive damages a jury awarded to a former team executive after concluding she was sexually harassed and fired out of spite.Police search home of Kings' Williams (AP)Authorities are investigating allegations that Sacramento Kings player Justin Williams sexually assaulted a female acquaintance, a Sacramento Police Department spokesman said Thursday.Iowa WR pleads not guilty to felony (AP)Iowa football player Anthony Bowman pleaded not guilty Tuesday to charges that he took a pair of credit cards and was involved in a credit-card spending spree in May 2006.Bryant sues NFL over drug-related suspension (Yahoo!)Receiver Antonio Bryant, currently unsigned by any NFL team and apparently facing a one-year suspension for allegedly failing to comply with the substance-abuse policy, has sued the National Football League.French hurdler out 2 years for dopi... More About: Sports , Variety , The Con
Penalty: 15 Yards, Brain Lock
2007-10-18 21:13:00 As Brian Grummell of The FanHouse puts it, this is one of the most inexplicable moments in all of sport. Watch and see (if you haven't already) as Cal pisses away a chance to beat Oregon State and become the #1 team in the nation in the process. This was just so freakin' special, I had to put it in the Book.STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online More About: Brain , Lock , Penalty , Pena
LOOK OUT! Potholes On The Runway!
2007-10-18 20:54:00 By law, any time a model falls on her ass on a fashion show runway, we are required to post it. Not because we hate supermodels, well, yeah, it is kinda like that ... but it's so satisfying! Anyway, this one beats all previous videos as the model in question actually falls through the runway. As in down a hole. Yeah. (Video courtesy Dlisted)STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online More About: Runway
People Frighten Me
2007-10-18 20:03:00 You may have heard of something called "The Real Doll." It is a life size doll made from soft silicone with a somewhat flesh-like feel and has jointed skeletons. They are used mostly for, uh, "companionship." Well, now they also have a starring role in a movie.Normally reserved for private play, these high-end, anatomically correct dolls are getting big-screen exposure with the recent release of "Lars and the Real Girl," an offbeat, surprisingly chaste comedy about a lonely introvert (Ryan Gosling) and Bianca, the silicone object of his affection.Oh man. I am not going within five miles of the movie theater when this comes to town.For many doll owners, and for Gosling's character in the film, the dolls are more like companions, each with her own personality and presence."She looks like a person," says Rob McKay, 55, a writer who owns two dolls, Lily and Eden. "Even though she's not a breathing person, psychologically you feel like someone is with you. They're like a balm for lone... More About: People
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2007-10-18 18:55:00 Maybe Manny Should Reconsider Being Manny (Sons of Sam Malone)Manny wouldn't be too upset to lose tonight.Skip Bayless Is An Idiot (Sportaphile)After doing a google search for “Skip Bayless” + “Idiot” I’ve found that I’m not alone.Apparently, Jason Kidd is a chubby chaser and not a very nice one (Sportscolumn Blog)Reports surfaced that Kidd groped a model a while back now it's starting to sound like he wanted to throw down with the chick.The NFL Wants to Be Your 12-Year Old’s Teacher (ShakedownSports)Good news parents!! The NFL wants your kids to learn about money.This Could Only Come From Someone Who Doesn’t Watch The Games (Signal to Noise)You know you’ve got a loser of an argument when your main quotes for support are Bob Davie and Beano Cook.That’s Poker! (Crashburn Alley)Poker degenerates will like this piece.HEISMAN WATCH: WINNER BY DEFAULT? (Epic Carnival)A look at the top Heisman contenders, as voted on by the EC writers.STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & ... More About: Stuff , Good Stuff
The 2020 Olympics Will Be Held In Chernobyl
2007-10-18 16:47:00 First we had China, host of the 2008 Olympic Games, going to great measures to get their host town ready by shutting down 1,000 illegal coal mines as well as trying to fix the massive air pollution problems they have. Now comes word that the 2012 Olympics site of London has its own issues to deal with.Low levels of radioactive waste were found during the cleanup of the main site for the 2012 London Olympics.So now we have coal mines, air pollution and radioactive waste at future Olympic sites. Maybe Chicago can have competitors drink the water from the Chicago River if they end up with the 2016 games to make everyone feel at home."It is important that this find is kept in perspective," said ODA chief executive David Higgins.Yes, keep it in perspective. Radioactive waste is very common in places where athletic events take place."This area is a 100-year-old waste dump and several factories and workshops nearby were known to be using radium paint between the 1930s and 1960s," the ODA.S... More About: Chernobyl , Hern , Held
Your Week 7 Expert Fantasy Football Tips
2007-10-18 16:28:00 If you follow these fellas advice you too can have a team as good as mine. That's not a good thing, by the way. Find more videos at BurlySports.comSTUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online More About: Football , Tips , Fantasy , Week , Expert
Dodgeball Is A Great Character Builder
2007-10-18 15:35:00 Ah, the good old days of dodgeball in P.E. When you could load up on the most defenseless kid in class and laugh at his misery. Yeah, it's still funny. Especially when the kid wears glasses. (Video courtesy We are the Postmen)STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online More About: Great , Character , Builder , Char , Hara
The Constant Variety Of Sports: 33.3% Death & Death Threats
2007-10-17 22:36:00 Raid in Brooklyn nets more than $7 million in human growth hormone (ESPN)A New York pharmacy linked to a widening probe of human growth hormone in sports was raided on Tuesday by state investigators who seized enough raw powder to make nearly a million HGH doses.Wachovia sues Vick (AP)Wachovia Bank is seeking about $940,000 from Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick and a business partner.Probe into coach's death begins (AP)A Jamaican hotel maid described finding the Pakistan cricket coach's body in a disheveled, blood-spattered room as an inquest began Tuesday into what caused Bob Woolmer's death during the World Cup.Donaghy forfeits cash as part of plea (AP)Former NBA referee Tim Donaghy has forfeited $30,000 in restitution to the government under his plea deal in a basketball gambling scam.Di Luca banned 3 months for doping (AP)Giro d'Italia champion Danilo Di Luca was banned for three months Tuesday by the Italian Olympic Committee following a doping investigation.Atletic... More About: Sports , Death , Variety , Threats , Threat
Blogger Hates Me And I Hate It
2007-10-17 21:29:00 STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online More About: Blogger , Hate
Obvious Headline Of The Day
2007-10-17 19:58:00 STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online More About: Obvious , Headline
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2007-10-17 19:44:00 TUG OF WAR CAN HAVE UNFORTUNATE RESULTS (Epic Carnival)Two kids' hands were partially cut off during a game of tug-of-war.Let Your Fantasies Continue!!! (Cobra Brigade)Looks like MLBPA was wrong.The Reviews Are In For E:60, Not So Bad Actually (Awful Announcing)Not groundbreaking television, but good.The Carnage at AOL Sports (The Big Lead)AOL fired 2,000 staffers this week.Bryan Habana: South Africa's Devin Hester (The FanHouse)Someone needs to get Hester and Habana in a commercial together.Top 5 Flavors of the New "Gatorade Tiger" Sports Drink Line (The Angry T)Man-Boobs flavored?Why Running Up The Score Isn't Just Wrong, It's Stupid (Five Tool Tool)I'm convinced, on some level, that it will eventually get the refs to turn on you.Greg Olsen is no Tom Clancy (Chicago Bull)If you're going to take the time to have a sponsored blog, at least make it worthwhile for that company.Doctors Earning Their Keep In St. Louis (DOTD)The Rams are taking over where the Cardinals left off.STU... More About: Stuff , Good , Good Stuff
The Ultimate House For Japanese Soccer Fans
2007-10-17 18:40:00 For all of you that were dying to live inside a soccer ball, your dreams have come true.The unorthodox abode is constructed from 32 panels of steel reinforced, glass fiber fabric and is available in whatever color you choose.I'd like to to see this house being used in California, then when an earthquake hits we could have the world's largest game of soccer.(Picture.net via The Offside)STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online More About: House , Fans , Soccer , Japanese , Ultimate
Bills Fans Can Party
2007-10-17 18:20:00 Oct. 8 2007, Buffalo Bills vs Dallas Cowboys, Monday Night Football at Ralph Wilson Stadium. If it weren't always 20 degrees there and you know, Buffalo, I would totally tailgate with these guys. (Video courtesy SI Extra Mustard)STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online More About: Party , Fans
Ryan Garko Is Responsible For Jhonny Peralta's Home Run
2007-10-17 17:14:00 From Ryan Garko's blog (Ryan Garko has a blog?), he takes credit for Peralta homering last night.I’ll take credit for Jhonny’s homer. I told him to move up in the box, because some of Wakefield’s knuckleballs were just downright nasty and down in the zone. I told him to move up, and he just laughed. I don’t usually give guys tips on days I’m not playing, but I sometimes do with Jhonny, just because we talk about hitting a lot. But I usually don’t want to bother guys when they’re locked in. When I’m not playing, I kind of live through Jhonny, because I know he’s trying to go deep with every swing, just like me. And he did it tonight. I loved it. It seems like every game I don’t play, he goes deep. I get to mess around with him and towel him off and give him a cup of water.Spellcheck no likey Jhonny.I'm sure that Eric Wedge loves the fact that Jhonny and Ryan are "trying to go deep with every swing."(HT: FanIQ Sports Blog)STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tick... More About: Home , Home Run , Alta
Weekend Potpourri (Early Saturday Edition)
2007-09-01 14:29:00 The Sweetest Touchdown Celebration in the Universe (Epic Carnival)You know what I hate? NFL touchdown celebrations, that's what.Baseball is Sexual? (Epic Carnival)With this post, I hope to cement the terminology of The Bases of Sex for the wonderful readers of Epic Carnival.Patriot's Rodney Harrison suspended for growth hormone (HGH) use (Steroid Nation)Harrison apparently scored HGH from a Florida pharmacy involved in the Florida bust.Bad Blood in the Minor Leagues (Home Run Derby)Calling these two teams bitter rivals doesn’t even come close.Three High School Football Players Suspended After Displaying "The Shocker" in Team Photo (FanIQ Sports Blog)The father of one of the players contended that "the hand gesture the boys made is not obscene and has been commonly displayed by athletes in other sports at the school, as well as by widely known college athletes."Dogs and 'Sport': When is it OK? (NOIS)The famed Alaskan sled marathon, the Iditarod. The death rate of about 2.9 per ... More About: Weekend , Saturday , Early , Potpourri , Edition
Today's OBoS @ the EC
2007-08-31 23:01:00 The Carny ClubhouseA look back at yesterday's best on the Carnies' very own Web sites. Today's Carny Clubhouse Attendant is Kate Beckinsale...That's all I had time for, what with starting my new site.STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online
The Constant Variety Of Sports: 14.3% Missing
2007-08-31 22:30:00 Russian rowing federation could face Olympic ban (AP)The entire Russian rowing federation could face a ban of up to four years and miss the Beijing Olympics after three more athletes were found to have used prohibited injections.Student suspended over stadium prank (AP)A high school student who tricked football fans from a crosstown rival into holding up signs that together spelled out, "We Suck," was suspended for the prank, students said.Sparta midfielder Pavel Horvath investigated for allegedly giving Nazi salute (IHT)The Czech soccer federation began investigating alleged Nazi salutes by Sparta Prague midfielder Pavel Horvath during a league match.Brewers prospect banned 50 games (AP)Milwaukee Brewers prospect Jeremy Jeffress was suspended 50 games Thursday for violating baseball's minor league drug rules.Two students charged in PSU brawl (AP)A Penn State student who got into an argument with a football player and his girlfriend, an altercation that police said led to an off-ca... More About: Sports , Missing , Variety , Ports , The Con
Sorry I Have Been Busy ...
2007-08-31 21:16:00 With my other new site HotCelebrityAsses.blogspot.com.STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online More About: Been , Busy , Sorry
10 Quarters In 10 Cups With 1 Bounce
2007-08-31 21:00:00 I could do that. In fact I can do 20 quarters in 20 cups. With my eyes blindfolded. While having sex with Anna Kournikova. Wait, what was I talking about? (Video courtesy CO-ED Magazine)Yeah, I know, another video. It's the Friday before a three-day weekend. Lighten' up!STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online More About: Bounce , Cups , Quarter
How Not To Skate Or Skateboard Off A Roof
2007-08-31 20:15:00 Seriously. What was this guy thinking?The poster says "Broken Wrist with surgery and pins." I believe him.This idiot tries (and fails) 14 times to skateboard off his roof, until he nails it. You just can't fix stupidity.STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online More About: Skate , Roof , Skateboard
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2007-08-31 19:00:00 The Blog Wiser Hot Seat: Matt Mosley (Epic Carnival)A great interview with Matt Mosley - NFL football wunderkind and lead writer for ESPN Hashmarks.$435 Million A Week... of Utter, Utter Bull (Five Tool Tool)We are all supposedly costing our employers $435 million dollars a week, since we spend 45 minutes a day (and ten minutes of that coming ON THE CLOCK!) on our teams.VIDEO: Tony & October Gonzalez (Arrowhead Addict)A great clip from Hard Knocks of Tony Gonzalez's wife/commitment partner October (that's really her name).Pro wrestling body slam: WWE suspends at least 10 for steroid or HGH use (Steroid Nation)Vince McMahon's organization, the WWE, announced the suspension of at least 10, and possibly more pro wrestlers for using the renegade Florida pharmacy -- Signature Pharmacy.Alaskans know how to dodge a wrench (ShakedownSports)The 2007 National Dodgeball Champions have been crowned.The Only Competition that Matters Anymore (My Brain Says Rage)A preview of America's favorite... More About: Stuff , Good , Good Stuff
Damn, I Love Japanese TV
2007-08-31 18:25:00 Why is it that all the cool shows are on TV in Japan? I mean a real-life Pacman game? F**k, we should have thought of that! We never would have come up with the hitting people with baseball bats part though. - - - - - - - - - -The Video VomitoriumTwo Of Our Favorite Things Combined: Nutshots & Japanese TVForget HDTV, I Want Japanese TVSTUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online More About: Love , Damn
I Really Miss Wide World Of Sports
2007-08-31 17:30:00 So I was listening to the radio on the way to work this morning and someone brought up the name of Jim McKay, which led me to reminisce about the glory days of my youth when every Saturday "Wide World of Sports " would air. They had the best stuff on that show. The theme song and opening montage alone was worth tuning in for each week. I mean who can ever forget, "Spanning the globe to bring you the constant variety of sport… the thrill of victory… and the agony of defeat… the human drama of athletic competition… this is ABC's Wide World of Sports!"?Running from 1961 to 1997, Wide World of Sports aired some of the most awesome sports ever seen at the time. Sports that a kid could really get into because they were so unique. Remember, this was all pre-glitzed up ESPN for the bulk of the show's run.Hurling, rodeo, curling, jai-alai, firefighter's competitions, surfing, logger sports, demolition derby and badminton, as well as figure skating, skiing, gymnastics, and track and... More About: Miss , Ports
More Cheerleader Wannabes
2007-08-31 17:00:00 Since we're already in full cheerleader mode, we thought we'd continue to share. From The Futon Report comes this lovely young lady trying out for the Cleveland Cavaliers dance team. See if you can spot the one in the background who probably won't make the squad.God Bless America?STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online More About: Wannabes , Lead , Cheerleader , Leader
Back By Popular Demand: Cheerleaders!
More articles from this author:2007-08-31 16:00:00 We've been somewhat neglect in our duties to bring you all things cheerleader. So today we plan to rectify that situation with a look at a recent Minnesota Vikings cheerleaders photo shoot.And as a public service, here's a list of past posts we've done on those vital cogs in the wheels of sports, the cheerleader:NFL: Buffalo Bills, New Orleans Saints, Houston Texans, Dallas Cowboys, Denver Broncos (2), New England Patriots (2), Oakland Raiders, Philadelphia Eagles (2), Washington Redskins (2), San Francisco 49ers (2), San Diego Chargers, Pro BowlNBA: Miami Heat (2), Phoenix Suns, Golden State Warriors (2), Los Angeles Lakers (2), Washington Wizards, New York Knicks, Philadelphia 76ers, Boston Celtics, New Jersey NetsNHL: Florida Panthers, Philadelphia FlyersMLB/Baseball: Cincinnati Reds, Mexican BaseballSoccer: ArgentinaPhew ... we've been busy ... on to the Vikings girls!I have had dreams like this.And this.Are we sensing a theme here?Not sure what this photo was all about, but... More About: Popular , Back , Cheerleaders , Lead , Cheerleader 1, 2, 3, 4 |
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