Life of a Lounge LizardLife of a Lounge LizardDiary of my life in Thailand with humor and details. If you are looking for info on bangkok, thailand, my site can assist with stuff on niteclubs, places, maps, places to stay, etc. Articles
A gathering of lizards..
2008-01-06 06:05:00 the day started with lunch at sizzler. lounge lizards who attended include dirk bonapare - the bouncer, mike jagger, the watcher, thor. db cooper came by for a few minutes at the end for a short chat. after lunch, we all parted and went our separate ways. I went to do some window shopping, and then, eventually went home to work on my blog. around 9pm, I made the journey to the loooobby.the surprise of the night was seeing popeye come by with her new beau - spiderman. word was - it's spiderman's birthday. they invited me to celebrate the occasion with them. but I declined since I felt a little awkward with the situation.saw macG. he's back again.I left the lobby to go home at around 2am. in preparation for the upcoming trip to the philippines, I paid my rent and monthly expenses up to april. did another walkthrough of my luggage.received a phone call from steven c.khao. it seems he has decided to move out of his digs in the philippines. so, instead of having a place to s... More About: Lizards , Gathering
working on my blog.
2008-01-04 23:54:00 man, I spent the whole day working on my blog. I found these 2 websites that have absolutely got to have the biggest lists of ideas for improving a blog that I have ever found. I got so absorbed with reading and playing around with the ideas they had for fixing up a blog. well, let's just say, I never left my seat. for the whole day even.good stuff. really good stuff. if you are interested, here are the websites...http://tips-for-new-bloggers.b logspot.com/http://www.jackbook.com/I've made a number of changes to my blog already. and there are still some to come. I really want to add page navigation. learning things left and right.hey. the lobby is great. but you've got to have some more things to do in life then just looking at girls, and shooting the breeze with other lounge lizards. hehehe.tomorrow, the sizzler is in the cards, and then, of course, the loooobby. and let's not forget... the philippines in 10 days.life is great! More About: Blog , Working , Workin
my thoughts on the iowa caucuses.
2008-01-04 05:21:00 at this very moment, I am listening to the victory speeches of obama and huckabee. it truly amazes me to see how far a person can reach in a lifetime. listening to these 2 gives me hope that america will do well in the future. although my personal vote will go to ron paul, I think that whomever get elected, america will be ok.back at the ranch..it was another night in the lobby. I met 3 new people last night. let us all welcome - doctor john, nickolas cage, and mercury man.it was pretty much a mellow night. no feverish debates. some of the lounge lizards are talking about their upcoming trip to china. others could be found discussing plans to go to the philippines.roll call - timberwolf, the barber, the analog man, long time jessie, howling howie, the sarge, mike jagger, the watcher, craig constantine, captain kirk, the guru, the teaser, the stunner, sweetheart, the tattoo man, honda, toyota, hawaiian bill, kilroy the stud, clint eastwood, jacques cousteau.on the agenda toda... More About: My Thoughts , Thoughts , Iowa , Caucuses , Iowa caucuses
counting the days.
2008-01-03 09:17:00 got to the lobby a litle late last night. lo and behold, as soon as I walked in, I saw the man of the hour - howling howie - relaxing in the soft seats. to his left sat the barber, and to my right, the analog man. the topic for tonight - our upcoming trip to the philippines. with excitement, we discussed what would transpire on the trip. aaahhhh. Ooohhhhh. ..13 days and counting.after about 30 minutes, captain kirk, and singapore jimmy arrived. for some reason, we got into this political, and religious debate. bush could do no right, hillary could do no right. when you really think about it. nobody could do anything right. it was a slugfest. and then, we got into this religious fervor. portraying all the world religions as a battle ground. talk about intense. captain kirk raised his fist at me. and I raised my voice. singapore jimmy got out of his seat. ..at the height of our debate, I just happen to look around me. and I noticed that all the seats were full of peo... More About: Days , Counting
one strange day...
2008-01-02 13:02:00 just read that the king of thailand's older sister passed away. according to the bangkokpost, the country will be in mourning now for at least 15 days.over in the lobby, I was told that bruce - the unknown cager - fell down and broke his shoulder, or was it his arm?yes, it is one strange day. things usually happen in 3s. so, I wonder what will happen next?received a call from db cooper earlier. it appears he will be returning to the states soon. harrison ford tells me via an email that he will back in thailand in march. john wayne also via email tells me he will be buying a condo in manila.as for yours truly... I just finished packing away a bunch of stuff for my trip to the PI in 2 weeks. yeah. that's my habit. preparing early.in another few hours, I will be making the walk to the lobby to shoot the breeze with whomever is there.boy! I still can't believe it's 2008 already. 2007 went so quickly, I can't remember what happened. thank god, I have this blog to refer t... More About: Strange
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! 2008.
2008-01-01 14:47:00 well, we made it everybody. another year has passed. I didn't lose that 20 lbs that I had wanted to lose as my new year's resolution for 2007. but I did lose 6 lbs. so, it wasn't a total loss.looking back. a lot to be grateful for. met and made a lot of new friends. and had the fortune to share some really good times with many lounge lizards.I am looking forward to the new year. already have planned trips to the philippines and mainland china.here in thailand, the thais have just completed new elections for a new prime minister with no unusual circumstances occurring. definitely a big positive.the king of thailand has just fully recovered from some illness. what more need I say?the new year is looking to be a good one.last night, I milked the new years celebrations to the max. stayed up until about 8am. boy. did I go home tired. would you believe it if I told you I woke up at 7pm? it is now about 9pm. I am wondering if I should make the trip to the lobby tonight as... More About: New Year , Happy , Happy New Year , Year , 2008
new year's eve.
2007-12-30 22:20:00 you would think that this being the eve of the new year there would be more people running around then usual. as it turns out, the scene in the lobby and the parking lot was pretty tame.we had an above average turnout of lounge lizards. but overall, the scene was pretty slow. some people are saying the thais have gone home to celebrate the holiday with their family. whatever.nothing much to report. will just do a roll call...timberwolf, zorba the greek, howling howie, long time jessie, macG, kilroy the stud, chicago joe, clint eastwood, the barber, the analog man, kuma sutra, toyota, honda, mike jagger, the watcher, db cooper, jacques cousteau, yi jianlian, the teaser, the stunner, sweetheart.
overseas voting.
2007-12-30 00:23:00 people, next year, we will be voting for the next president of the united states. are you ready?if you are living overseas like I am, and don't know how to go about getting your vote submitted. check out the following links..https://www.overseasvotefoundation .org/overseas/home.htmhttp://bangkok.usem bassy.gov/services/visa/acs/voting.htmbas ically, you can go with either one of the above sites to get your vote counted.personally, I used the overseasvotefoundation site to tally up the paperwork, and am planning on going to the us embassy here in bangkok to deliver it.so, whom am I planning on voting for this coming election, you ask? I'm going with ron paul. yeah. I know. many of you probably don't think he will win. but then, we all have to make our choice. and although I don't agree with ron paul on all his points, he is the one candidate amongst the rest that most reflects how I feel.ron paul..http://www.ronpaul2008.com/RON PAUL FOR PRESIDENT!!! More About: Voting , Overseas
just happy to be alive.
2007-12-29 18:32:00 every now and then, I just get into a mood where I don't want to do anything. and for the past couple of days, that's exactly what I did - nothing. absolutely nothing.at this very moment, I am dressed in just my underwear watching tv and writing this post. I haven't shaven in 2 days nor have I taken a shower. my back doesn't hurt, and my mind is clear of any thoughts.could this be bliss?pinchme ann just called me. she is wondering what I am doing. and my reply was "nothing". she is wondering why I am not doing anything. in the back of my mind, I wondering why is it that - anyone has to be doing anything? all I know is that my body doesn't hurt, and my mind doesn't hurt. I feel good.so much for this post. I am going to retreat back into my little world now. and meditate on what to do tomorrow. exit - stage left. More About: Happy , Alive
after christmas shopping.
2007-12-28 14:26:00 my buddy, fist of fury, just left bangkok. it was fun while he was here. last night, we went to the suan lum night bazaar, and pretty much hung out there all night. for dinner, we went to the scala shark fin soup restaurant across from the siam discovery center. the place was ok. but very expensive.we left the night bazaar at around midnight. fist went back to his hotel with his family. and I went over to the lobby to hang out some. not much happening.oh. did see the tattoo man. he just returned to bangkok. haven't seen him in a couple of months.at the very end of the night, I bumped into db cooper. we spoke for a few minutes. and then parted.the days are going quick now. another few days, and it will be 2008. timberwolf told me about this all-you-can-eat buffet that will cost only 1 baht. so, I am looking forward to that event. a buffet for 1 baht???in a little over 2 weeks, I'll be going to the PI. that will be fun.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suan_Lum _Night_Bazaar More About: Christmas , Shopping , Christmas shopping
merry christmas everybody.
2007-12-25 10:47:00 another great night. finally met up with fist of fury. we went to dinner at this place over at this chinese restaurant at the times square building which is located near sukhumvit soi 12. the chinese restaurant is named "jasmine" and can be reached straight from the asoke bts stop. fist ordered everything. talk about being extravagant. we had suckling pig, peking duck, a fish, and a number of other dishes. fist ordered so many plates of food, you couldn't put them all on the table at the same time.yes, I had fun. (FOOD! ..the second most important thing in life.)fist was in a really happy mood last night. so happy that he paid for the whole meal. imagine that. I asked him what prompt him to be so generous on christmas eve. his reply was that everyone in hong kong is having a good year. the property markets have increased about 50% in one year.I was really happy to hear fist is doing well. I hope he makes another fortune in the real estate market in hong kong next year so that he ca... More About: Christmas , Merry Christmas , Merry , Everybody
it is christmas eve.
2007-12-24 10:18:00 although you could find me hanging out in the parking lot last night earlier than I normally do, the night really didn't start until the clock struck midnight - the day before christmas.I was in the lobby at the time shooting the breeze with some of the lounge lizards. after some general conversation, the sarge treated me to a late night snack. during the snack, sarge sort of asked me if he could have his picture posted on my blog. my reply - why not? especially since he asked me too. so, here it is.hey. sarge, you are now famous.after the midnight snack with the sarge, he went off to dream land, and I went to the parking lot to see who was checking out the scene there. saw yi jianliang, kaito, the guru, mike jagger, the watcher, kuma sutra, and the barber.the action was pretty slow to say the least. I'm thinking it is because of the thai elections. talk is the people party may have won. but we won't know the official results until later tonight. for us lounge lizards, it really ... More About: Christmas , Christmas Eve
the bowler is ALIVE!!!
2007-12-21 21:18:00 for those of you not familiar with current events.. db cooper asked me about the bowler. I guess he was worried as to why nobody has heard from the guy for like a year. his questioning got me to worry too. so, we both sent emails to him to see if he would respond. after a few days, no response. the thought surfaced - is the bowler alive or dead??in order to put the thought to rest, db cooper and I went out to his "home" in bangkok to see if his wife is still there with his kid. it's been about a year since I last visited the place. so, you can imagine how I felt as I got closer to the bowler's home here in bangkok.it is with great relief that I make this report... the bowler is alive and well. but due to issues of privacy, I can't disclose all the details of what transpired.changing the subject...went to the lobby last night, had an above average night hanging out. one of the big topics in the lobby had to do with the fact that dutch callahan has to leave the land of smi... More About: Alive
what about dating sites???
2007-12-21 07:00:00 hey. lounge lizards. I found this dating site that is pretty cool. instead of your typical picture with bio presentation, this website provides you some good reading. funny stories, different points of view, and the sort. check it out.http://www.15minutedate.com/blog/http ://www.gotacrush.com/http://www.15minuted ate.com/back at the ranch...now that I have a domain name, I am wondering how I should deal with my text feeds on www.feedburner.com? should I just start from scratch with everything? thinking, thinking, thinking. my brain is bursting. ugh!later today, suppose to meet up with db cooper. but have yet to receive a confirmation call from him. 5:30pm. tick tock, tick tock. oh well. there is always the lobby later on.the loooooobby. More About: Dating , Sites
www.bangkokbuddy.net
2007-12-20 21:40:00 people, I purchased a domain name from www.1and1.com a few days ago. and with this posting, it has effectively been launched. you can now reach my blog by one of 3 ways..1) http://www.bangkokbuddy.net2) http://bangkokbuddy.net3) http://bangkokbuddy.blogspot.comsince this is the first time I have setup a domain name, I fully expect some problems to appear. bear with me. anyway, I went to the lobby tonight. not too many people around. but I did meet 2 new lounge lizards. let's all give a warm welcome to - the white knight, and the wolverine. the white knight was just someone whom the sarge and I had the opportunity to share a conversation with in the lobby. the dude introduced the wolverine to me. the reason I named him the wolverine was because he reminded me of the actor in that movie - the x-men.other lounge lizards out and about include - timberwolf, howling howie, gentleman jim, the bookkeeper, the barber, dutch callahan, zorba the greek, ernie the air/con man, kaito, g...
couch potato recruit.
2007-12-19 22:35:00 didn't go to the lobby last night. I went the route of the couch potato and decided to veg in my room all day. being a couch potato isn't so bad. my frig is full of food, and I have the internet to keep me busy. so, why bother with going out. right?received an email from davy crockett. he's back in town. but hiding out in issan. I think he has found his paradise - so to speak.the dude called me last night asking why I am not going to the lobby as often as before. not sure how to answer that. I still enjoy the scene immensely. but it doesn't have the same attraction to me like before. you guys in the peanut gallery who know me will know what I am talking about. hehehe.also received a call from db cooper. we're on for a thai all-you-can-eat buffet out in the rachada this coming friday. afterwards, we're going to go on a scouting mission to see what happened to one of the lounge lizards who happens to be missing in action. I personally know where his last significa... More About: Potato , Couch
need a short term loan?
2007-12-19 13:39:00 so, you need some money to hold you over until your next paycheck?you don't have a credit card to get a cash advance, your family and your friends don't want to lend you any money, you just pawned your last valuable asset that you possessed, you are basically up against the wall with no help in sight.what are you going to do?go to http://www.paydayloanquotes.com/ and check out the Payday loans .remember - robbing a bank is not an option. More About: Loan , Short-term , Short , Term
the loooooobby.
2007-12-19 08:53:00 what can I say? it felt good getting back to the lobby. after a week under the gun with the runs - ugh! - no words could express how sitting in the softseats felt like to me. ahhhhhh. oooohhhhh.I got to the lobby late. as I was walking in, I saw dirk bonapare - the bouncer doing a stage exit. he was tired. and was going home. another 20 feet up the road, I saw mike jagger and the watcher chatting it up. the watcher just got back from a trip to vietnam and china. he was beaming. he had a happy trip. mike jagger told me he was on 3 different antibiotics that some doctor put him on for some throat ailment. as soon as I heard this, I thought to myself - why is he out on the street? in the back of my mind, I thought - I guess he couldn't keep away either. continuing on to the lobby, I saw howling howie, craig constantine, and chicago joe to the left of me. entering the lobby, I saw timberwolf, zorba the greek, and dutch callahan in their usual locations lined up against the wall. they t...
The mighty Thor.
2007-12-18 08:52:00 the other day, while doing my roll call, I forgot to mention that my friend from the bay area, the mighty thor - god of lightning is back in town. thor is a big guy but he seems to always have a lot of energy. when I saw him, he was in a mad dash to somewhere. that is why I forgot to mention he was back in town. one second he was here, and the next he wasn't. I thought of naming him the flash. but that didn't have a good ring to it - if you know what I mean.thor - the god of lightning. ..I think he is in the PI now. but back in bangkok next week. zoom. zoom.didn't go to the lobby last night as planned. while playing this new game called "temple guardian", I developed some major back aches. yeah. old age is setting in. all I wanted to do was lay down.looking at the calendar, I can see christmas is fast approaching. no christmas tree, presents, but for some reason, it doesn't really bother me.yeah. overall, I may not sound like I'm in good shape from the sound of th... More About: Thor , Mighty
the webmaster.
2007-12-17 14:21:00 I went to the lobby last night. but there was not much happening. talk about slow nights. the lounge lizards that I saw out and about could be counted on the fingers of one hand.timberwolf, howling howie, dutch callahan, the bookkeeper, and snow white. not sure what caused the low turnout. but what can you say?one particular event occurred which made the night special. I met this new person who is currently going out with my old ex - popeye. he said he was just passing through and noticed me sitting there in the softseats. not sure if that is totally true. but whatever. so, I got to finally talk with popeye's new heartthrob. naturally, since it was our first meeting ever, we didn't get into anything deep. he seems genuine enough. I just hope popeye and the kid are happy. let's see. oh. yeah. I had to come up with a nickname for the guy to protect the innocent. since he told me he setup hundreds of websites, I decided to call him spiderman - the webmaster.spiderman... More About: Webmaster , Aster
da brain is heading back.
2007-12-14 23:52:00 last night, I went to eat dinner with da brain. he is leaving to go back to the states tomorrow. I always miss da brain when he leaves. but alas, he will be back soon enough. we will probably see each other again in march thereabouts.have a safe trip home, bro. see you in a few months.after the dinner, I thought about going over to hang out at the lobby. but my body was just not up to it yet. I'm looking forward to christmas now. my buddy, fist of fury, is coming over with his family. I might be joining them for one of the my holiday dinners. I remember sarge mentioning that he wanted to treat me then. but I am not sure if he was serious about that. we'll see.I've been on the cipro for 2 days now. feeling a lot better. but still weak from having the runs for 5 days. one positive side to the runs - I'm at 91 kg now. lost 2 kg.boy! I really have this urge to go to the lobby tonight. More About: Back , Brain , Heading
on the verge of recovery.
2007-12-13 23:45:00 you can't imagine how it has been for me these past few days. in my mind, I had this urge to go to the lobby. but my body wouldn't comply. ..shoosh!!!last night, I ventured out. met up with db cooper, and da brain for dinner. db cooper brought along 3 new guys. enter - the movie star, jack hammer, and the professor. after dinner, we all went over to the big T. a slow night. we were thinking it was probably because of the upcoming election tomorrow. regional thai politicians are being voted into office. during the time in the big T, big jim came by. so, we briefly traded stories.we all hung out at the big T for maybe an hour, and then, parted. although I wasn't 100%, more like 50/50, I decided to go to the lobby to see what was going on over there. this being the first time in 3 days. I was feeling somewhat happy to be back in the soft seats - even though it was only for an hour or so. saw the man of the hour - howling howie. he says he wants to go to the PI now. ... More About: Recovery
the waiting game.
2007-12-13 01:55:00 yesterday, before partaking in an ill-fated all-you-can-eat buffet with da brain, we hung out at this coffee shop called "coffee world". I love coffee shops, and if I have the time, I like to hang out at them. the perfect place to oogle people without getting slapped senseless by unknown strangers.as soon as I sat down to relax myself to a hot cup of mocha, I noticed this university student (a girl) to my left waiting patiently for somebody. you could see she was waiting for somebody because she kept looking at her watch. plus she also kept fidgeting all around not able to sit still.my gut feeling... she was pissed!the four stages of the waiting game.1) bliss - 15 minutes2) concern - 30 minutes3) denial - 45 minutes4) pissed! - 1 hour+so, how does the waiting game work, you ask?well, the first 15 minutes of waiting for somebody is considered the honeymoon stage. acceptable to everybody. the next 15 minutes, if nobody calls you, you feel concern that maybe something has happen... More About: Game , Waiting
too good to be true...
2007-12-12 19:18:00 and it was! I thought after not having gone to the bathroom at thai immigration all day, I was cured of the runs. well, earlier today, right after I went to this all-you-can-eat buffet with da brain, I did a repeat. shoosh! it came out. like a flash flood screaming down a gorge. shoosh! with a parched throat, I'm thinking to myself, maybe I should take some amodium, or perhaps an anti-biotic? cipro? amox? my mind is thinking again... the more I use the anti-biotics, the more I won't have them for use when I really get sick. be tough, be a soldier. weather the frequent trips to the toilet. you can do it. you can do it. shoosh!so, what did I do today, you ask?except for the trip to the buffet with da brain - zip, nada, nothing.it was the toilet, and tv - ALL DAY.received a phone call from db cooper, and popeye. an email from sarge. and a couple of facebook messages from my facebook family.one thing good about this - my latest rendezvous with the runs. ..maybe I hav... More About: True , Good
all day at thai immigration.
2007-12-11 15:24:00 would you believe it if I told you I spent all day at thai immigration in bangkok to renew my retirement visa? there were so many people at thai immigration today - let's just say it wasn't fun being there. if it wasn't for the air conditioning in the corner of the room where I was seated waiting, I would have probably collapsed from the wait.yesterday, I had a massive case of the runs. and here I was not completely recuperated waiting patiently to renew my retirement visa. somehow, my body was able to weather the trying experience. thank god!the numbers...it took me about 5 hours to renew my retirement visa. another 2 hours to process my 90 days reporting in statement. and yet another hour to process my multiple entry permit. ..for a total of about 8 hours processing everything. in fact, I just barely finished everything before closing. only 15 minutes to spare.some tips....if you are going to process a retirement visa like I did, the best seating to wait your turn at ... More About: Immigration , Thai
got the runs.
More articles from this author:2007-12-10 00:17:00 I didn't go to the lobby last night because I developed a major case of the runs. that's slang for diarrhea. I'm still not sure how I got it. but I just did my 5th run to the border. ugh!not much else to report for now. going back to sleep. More About: Runs 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 |



