Thoughts of a crazy redheadThoughts of a crazy redheadI am very sarcastic, sometimes bitchy, and always a redhead. Bring me purple roses and I'll love you forever. I have a boys name and I use it to my advantage and I like wearing pretty shoes. Articles
Grounded.
2008-03-09 19:43:00 I am currently sitting at Grounded on Jane St. enjoying some wonderful coffee. I love it here.That is all.Update: The Mint Kiss Latte is amazing, but I feel like I am going to jump out of my skin. Way too much caffeine! Wayyyyyyyyyyy tooooooooooooo muchhhhhhhhhhh.
STOP IT!!!
2008-03-07 23:29:00 I am currently at the Starbucks on 57th and Lexington. This is an open letter to the couple sitting next to me.......Dear Couple,This is not the back of a car. You cannot LOUNGE on the benches in the back while making out, seriously. There is a lovely hotel right next door, in fact, I've stayed there, so I know its cute. Go get a room.The end.*Red--Sent from my T-Mobile Sidekick® More About: Stop
Luck of the Irish.
2008-03-07 03:06:00 The NYC St. Patrick's Day parade is coming up. Who wants to go?2008 New York City Saint Patrick's Day Parade Monday, March 17th, 2008 11:00 a.m.Starting @ 44th Street and Fifth AvenueThe parade marches up 5th Avenue, clan by clan, from 44th to 86th streets starting at 11am on St. Patrick's Day (Monday, March 17th).The annual parade down Fifth Avenue to honor the patron saint of Ireland is a New York tradition that dates as far back as 1766. The festivities kick off at 44th Street and Fifth Avenue at 11:00 am on Monday, March 17th, with bagpipers, high school bands, and the ever-present politicians making their way up Fifth Avenue to 86th Street, where the parade will probably finish around 4:30 or 5:00 pm. More About: Irish , Luck
Insomniac.
2008-03-05 11:58:00 For the last almost 4 years I've needed a little white pill to go to sleep, every night. If I don't take it, I don't sleep, clearly I am addicted. But lately I've been trying to ween myself off of my sleeping pills. It's not working out so well. I went to bed at 11pm last night and I woke up at 4:30 and have been awake since. I did the dishes, took out the garbage, did a little bit of reading and now I'm on the computer. I don't know what is wrong with me. Wait, actually I do, my brain won't be quiet. I try to go to sleep and it just keeps going on and on and on darting from one subject to the next. I haven't been able to make it be quiet unless I drug it but now I'm trying to fix that. Does anyone know how to fall asleep? I need some intructions.
And I have to go walk my dog now....
2008-02-29 23:08:00 This is just down the street in my 'hood,http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?s ection=news/local&id=5990925One dead in supermarket stabbingPolice search for suspect New York (WABC) -- Police tell Eyewitness News there was a slashing at a Key Food on 4th st & Avenue A in the East Village. A 22-year-old female died at Beth Israel hospital with a wound to her torso. Police say a second employee. also a female was slashed in her torso and leg. She is in critical condition at Beth Israel hospital. The suspect fled the scene. Police describe the suspect as a male hispanic 5' 11" with short hair and wearing a green jacket.It is not known what caused the attack. Police dogs were tracking the scent of a jacket that was left in the front of the store. More About: Walk
Alone
2008-02-29 20:55:00 I am sitting all alone on the W train. The whole car is empty. I don't think that has ever happened to me before. Interesting.--Sent from my T-Mobile Sidekick®
Yuck.
2008-02-29 15:57:00 I just stepped on a giant dead rat on 12th and 1st. I wish I was kidding. I am not. Now I have to look down whenever I walk, fucking fuck!!Oh and I am going to spray Lysol all over my shoes.--Sent from my T-Mobile Sidekick® More About: Yuck
The view...
2008-02-29 03:45:00 ...from my new office. What does yours look like? More About: The View , View
4 train, fuck you.
2008-02-27 16:43:00 Dear 4 train,I feel like you are fucking with me. You are always pulling out of the Union Square station JUST as I am coming down the stairs. No matter what time of day it is, you do that to me. Do you sit there and wait for me and pull out as soon as you see my red hair flying down the stairs? I think you do.Today was an exception however. I waited for 25 minutes on the platform for you. I had no other choice. Going from 14th and 92nd is an expensive cab ride and of course the 4,5,6 line is the only one the runs on the Upper East Side. Thanks asshole.You did treat me to some lovely entertainment today though in the form of 2 welfare mothers bitching about living in the projects. Each had one baby in a stroller and one on the way. Awesome.Thanks for a great start to my day 4 train. Thank you.*Red--Sent from my T-Mobile Sidekick® More About: Train , Fuck
Ms. Jackson
2008-02-26 14:49:00 Dear Janet,You were lip synching this morning on GMA and I don't appreciate it. It would help if your mic was turned on. You ruined "Thats the way love goes" by only "singing" the back tracks. Where did the all lyrics go? We could see your mouth moving and no sound coming out of the mic, but the back tracks were there. Not cool, Ms. J, not cool. More About: Jackson
Men are pigs
2008-02-26 00:08:00 About 3 weeks ago when I was coming home from Toronto the guy at the border was super hitting on me. We exchanged cards, emailed a few times and talked on the phone. HIS FUCKING WIFE JUST CALLED ME!! HIS WIFE JUST CALLED ME!!! Did you read that? His wife just called me. We had a nice long conversation and devised a plan to get back at him. I'm sticking with the wife on this one. I've never met her but I'm not going to let another girl get shit on by an asshole guy. I forwarded all the emails and texts he sent me to her. What the fuck is wrong with guys? Seriously, I am so done dating, I really am. I'm going to be the weird old lady with 100 dogs living in a fabulous NYC apartment. I am so done with guys, so done. More About: Pigs
Vrooooom!
2008-02-18 21:47:00 "You are like a Ferrari. Who buys a Ferrari and keeps it in the garage? I'd take you out and show you off."- A very smart man, about me on the phone yesterday. Hahaha. :)
Maybe?
2008-02-16 15:53:00 I've been asked to go here with someone,I want to bring one of these home.We leave in like a week.......maybe?
Happy Valentine's Date!!
2008-02-15 15:52:00 So I went on a date last night and I had fun. I guess. I mean yeah it was awesome, he is in advertising and he took me to some movie party and I got to get all fancy and dressed up, but meh. I could go out on a date every night with a different guy if I wanted to and I could go to all the fancy NYC parties but I don't want to, I don't want to date other people, there is only one person that I want to date and I don't know why it is so fucking hard. I called Mr. Ex last night and he didn't answer, which is good I guess. I still don't know who the roses are from, I doubt it was him though. I just don't understand why it is so fucking hard. More About: Happy
Happy Valentine's Day!!
2008-02-14 13:08:00 I just got a dozen red roses delivered at 7am with no name on the card. What a great start to an interesting day! Happy Valentine's Day everyone!!!
Gone.
2008-02-13 01:38:00 He left today and I have mixed feelings about it. We got into a big fight after dinner last night, actually it was me being drunk and yelling about all kinds of stuff, but at least I got it off my chest right? He left early this morning and we continued the fight via text message for about an hour and then there has been silence on his end of most of the day. I feel good about finally getting everything off my chest. I just don't understand this and him at all. I really, really don't.
??
2008-02-11 15:38:00 So, he is sleeping in my bed right now. He has been here since yesterday morning and he flew in early to see me. He doesn't have a girlfriend anymore and he is here. We had an amazing day yesterday of doing absolutely nothing, a trend which we will continue to do today. But, I'm have doubts or second thoughts really. Is this really what I want in my life? Has it become meaningless now? Or are we just starting to figure shit out to try to get this on the right track? I don't know, I really don't. It's been almost 4 years now, something has to give right? Do I throw out the ultimatum of "all or nothing"? The minute I start talking about feelings he runs away. I just don't understand what is happening with this now. I'm a smart girl, I should be able to get it. But, I will have an amazing time today of sitting on the couch and relaxing, maybe I'll figure it out then. I just don't know.
Bitcy bitcherson
2008-02-10 00:09:00 Dear Bitchy Gay Man,Look we are trapped in this shuttle from the airport together, I understand your pain, but stop fucking sighing or I'm going to punch you in the back of your bald head. Also, stop playing with your cell phone in front me, your background is a picture of some naked mans ding-dong and I don't want to see it again. Seriously, get some class. Who does that?*Red--Sent from my T-Mobile Sidekick®
Forgotten.
2008-02-06 18:13:00 What do you do when two people, who you thought were your friends, really good friends actually forgot your birthday? No calls, no texts, no emails, nothing. If you look at my Myspace page (my real one, not my blog one) I have birthday greetings from lots of people, but none from the two who I thought would have been there to say it first. What do you do? I haven't spoken to either one of them about it, and I'm not sure I will. I don't even know how to approach this situation other than to just let it go until one of them says something. I don’t want to be the “You didn’t say anything on my birthday” pouty girl, but really? It hurt. Meh. More About: Forgotten
I'm dead.
2008-02-06 13:37:00 The school just called and said it was a snowday today. That means I am stuck at home with a 4 year old, an 8 year old and a 10 year old. I think they might gang up and kill me. They are still sleeping and I am so not waking up them anytime soon and I have gone as far to tip-toe around the bottom floor of the house as to not make a single sound. If you do not hear from me again it is because they took me outside into the Canadian Wild and buried me in the snow. I can only speculate that their motive was the chocolate chip cookies I was instructed to hand out sparingly. Perhaps I will lure them into the basement with a trail of cookies and lock the door. They have a bathroom, a sauna, a large screen tv, a Wii, a Playstation 2, 3 PSP's, a DVD player with probably over 1000 DVD's, a fridge full of drinks and if they look real hard the can find the extra stash of food down there, so they are fine. That might actually work....... More About: Dead
Super Tuesday.
2008-02-05 17:11:00 On this Super Tuesday , who will you pick? Need help choosing? Try this link, http://www.wqad.com/Global/link.asp?L=259 460 . It is a survey that helps you decided who you should pick by comparing your answers with the candidates views.My results........The results are so close, can't they just do a Clinton/Obama ticket? That would make my decision much, much easier! More About: Super Tuesday
Jipped.
2008-02-04 02:18:00 Dear Canada,I feel jipped. While I am enjoying (?) the Superbowl, I was more excited to see the commercials. Here is the problem. In Canada, although I am watching a US channel, you do not show US commericals. That means I have to watch lame Canadian commericals, not the hottness that is Justin Timberlake in his Pepsi commerical singing and dancing his way into my heart. I am rather sad. Although Tom Brady looks mighty cute in his tight little pants, I am in no way however routing for the Patriots, or the Giants, I am just routing for who wins. Diplomatic, eh?*Red
You just don't know
2008-02-03 15:13:00 I am currently sitting in ANOTHER airport and waiting for our flight to Toronto. The last couple of days have been BEYOND stressful and so, so emotionally charged. I really don't know what I would do without my Grandpa and I don't want him to go yet and much to my delight, he isn't. He is like a tank, he thinks he is invisible and well? He kind of is. At 86 with a pacemaker and recent brain surgery, I don't know if there is much that can stop him. Although, I don't want anything to stop him right now. But the one person who has been the most supportive through this whole ordeal? Mr. Ex. Surprising right? Yeah, I know. But he has been the one who has calmed me down, the one who has told me it was going to be ok and the one who has cracked jokes to keep my sane. I don't know what is going on with him, but whatever has changed has been for the better. Let's see if it stays. He is supposed to be in town in 2 weeks. I'll just wait it out and see.
The invisible line
2008-02-01 22:47:00 So I broke the invisible line between blog and real life. I actually met someone who was a blog reader of mine out in real life. Crazy right? We actually know a lot of the same people, so it wasn’t weird at all. The problem was his asshole little friend that he brought, who turned into a douche bag despite my best efforts of trying to be nice to him. But overall I had a good time.I’m off to upstate NY tomorrow because yesterday my grandfather slipped on some ice and hit his head resulting in a subdural bleed. So last night as I was enjoying my birthday dinner, he was undergoing brain surgery to repair this. I really felt guilty, but in the end everything was ok. He is fine now and is awake and talking and cracking jokes. So tomorrow I’ll be taking the train up there before heading to Toronto on Sunday.Here I go to the frozen tundra of the north! Oh Canadaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. More About: Line , Invisible
I am loved.
2008-01-31 19:16:00 Even though I bitch about how lonely I am and how much I hate it and how much I want a boyfriend (maybe), sometimes I forget how loved I am and how greatful I am for that. I woke up this morning to 41 text messages, all of which were Happy Birthday texts. I have had 2 flower deliveries and I got a crap-ton of birthday cards in the mail, not to mention all the phone calls I have gotten. Sometimes I forget what amazing friends and family I have and sometimes I need to stop my bitching and realize without them I would be nothing and if I don't have anyone else, they will be there no matter what. I love my friends and family!! Not to mention all my blogging friends who have sent me lots of e-cards, which was awesome. Thank you guys so much!!Oh yeah, one more thing... HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!!! Yes, we have the same birthday and when I really have no one, I know she will be there because we share this day. Not because of science either, I chose on my on free will to ruin her birthday ...
Fuck you harder
More articles from this author:2008-01-30 15:57:00 Dear Atlanta airport, again,Fuck you, fuck you and fuck you. You have held me prisoner since 5am, it is now 10am and you aren't going to let me go until 11:30am. I was supposed to leave at 7am and you cancelled my flight. You assholes then rebooked me for a 10am flight, which you have now delayed. I don't like it here and I want to go home, no matter how cold it is there.Just let me go home and away from all your mean airport workers.*Tired Red--Sent from my T-Mobile Sidekick® 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 |
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