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Rafter-tastic
2007-09-27 01:16:00
Hey boys and girls, I need a favor. :)Go vote for me, please!! And if you want, go sign up to write also! It is basically a competition to be a writer for this site. On and don't listen to Fisherking, he is a meanie and which ever one of you is 2SidedSquare, THANKS!http://www.rafterjumpon.com/view_r afters.php5?id=572

Tales from a Sitemeter
2007-09-26 15:12:00
So I thought I would share with all of you some "Tales from my Sitemeter". It seems most of you visit during you lunch break and Monday seems to me the most popular day to visit. Gotta catch up on what happened over the weekend, right? Thank you all so much for visiting my little blog!
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Exciting news!!
2007-09-24 04:11:00
Ladies and Gentlemen, I have some very, very exciting news to share with all of you. One of the things I wanted to accomplish in my life was to be a published author. I love, love, love writing, as you can tell by this blog and I love being able to express my feelings in words. Well, the time has come to announce....SOME OF MY BLOG POSTS ARE GOING TO BE PUT INTO A BOOK!!!How fucking cool is that? I am super excited, as you can imagine. Now this book is going to be called "New York Visions" and will published in Israel, by, Alice Liddell. Initially it will be published in Hebrew with an English version coming shortly after. The book is centered around the NYC lifestyle with different perspectives from a guy and girl on love and life. I couldn't be more excited. This has been a great year for me and my blog. If you remember I have an article in Playboy coming out this winter (I will keep you updated on the exact month). So many great things are happening!!Wooooooo hooooooooooo! So ex...
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Jealousy has always gotten the best of me
2007-09-23 14:08:00
Jealousy has always gotten the best of me. I don’t know where it started from and I don’t know how to came to rear its ugly head, but I can only assume it has something to do with my father. Doesn’t every problem you have in your adult life someone spark from something your parents did? Or at least, that is what we would like to believe. It may have sparked with my parents but it has definitely been reinforced with some of the terrible choices of men I have dated.Bad Boyfriend # 1, he was older, he was the pitcher on the baseball team, he was rich and he was hot. All the girls wanted him and me, as a freshman, got him. Looking at back it, it is something I should have opted not to do. He exposed me to a lot of things, sooner than I probably should have been. He brought me to the parties, he took me out, he made me feel special because I was dating him. I had to constantly defend my relationship with him , as in, fend of other girls. He couldn’t help but flirt. What...
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Best of
2007-09-21 15:09:00
After yesterdays rant-filled post, I thought I would lighten it up a little bit. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present...http://www.craigslist.org/about /best/all/A few gems from the Best of Craigslist,To the Guy Who Stuck His Penis in My Face...Date: 2007-08-31, 12:49PM EDTYou are ridiculous. Have some tact, you asshole. I met you for the first time, and after a decent dinner of grilled chicken, roasted redskin potatoes and asparagus, you asked me to your place. You were harmless. We talked for weeks. You weren't a creep- so I obliged. During the movie you suggested, (Who the hell makes a girl sit through Full Metal Jacket on a first date?) you appeared next to me, stealthily and poked your penis in my face, and in the midst of silently pleasuring yourself, asked if you could "come on my face." After I shot up in disgust, you continued to stroke yourself, and told me that I was so pretty that you couldn't help it. Then, as I RAN for the door (thank god I was wearing slip on shoes!) you ...

Evil
2007-09-20 16:59:00
See this face? It is the face of evil. This fucker, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the President of Iran wants to come basically spit in our faces and visit the Trade Center, or rather, where they used to be. He wants to use his visit as a photo op, mostly like to encourage more terrorism since this guy's country harbors terrorists. I mean really, the nerve of this guy. Who the fuck does he think he is? Good thing he request was DENIED by the NYPD. He is here to speak to the UN though and he wanted a tour. But the question is, why would they even let him in this country? Yeah, he is a president, but the president of a country that cultivated and encourages terrorism against the United States.The best of this whole thing? HE IS GOING TO SPEAK AT COLUMBIA. Yeah, Columbia. What are THEY thinking? Columbia who does not allow at ROTC program on their campus, but will allow someone who is harboring people who kill our troops? If there is a protest sign me up. My cousin and a really good friend of ...
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Foo-pressed
2007-09-19 19:58:00
Ticketbastard and KRock are now both anti-christs. I got screwed by Krock the other day and raped by Ticketbastard today. They way they handled the ticket sales this morning was awful and it seems like the only people who really got tickets were scalpers, like this asshat on Craigslist.Foo Fighters Tickets Irving Plaza NYC NY 9/20 - $500Reply to: sale-426556186@craigslist.orgDate: 2007-09-19, 12:52PM EDTI have 2 tickets for tomorrow's Foo Fighters show, general admission. $500 takes them. email me if interested and don't bother with lowball offers please, i won't bother to respondThey were supposed to go online at 12:00 today for $47.50 each, it looks like they went on sale at 12:07 and by 12:09 they were sold out. That makes no sense what so ever and is really a shame.So I sent this in an email to above seller:"You are disgusting human being. I hope karma catches up on you and you get what is coming to you. It is a shame that real fans won't get to go because of people like you...

92.3 = ANTI-CHRIST
2007-09-18 18:29:00
KRock, you are the ANTI-CHRIST. I won yesterday, I won fucking Foo Fighters tickets and as I was about to say my name one of your incompetent minions hung up on me. That's right you fuckers, you hung up on me and just like that, my Foo Fighters tickets slipped right out of my hands. Since then I have been caller 25, 20, 78 and 81. I mean what the fuck? What more do I need to do? You assbags, you stole my Foo Fighters tickets and I am angry. I will see your ugly mugs on Thursday night because I will, oh yes, I WILL get tickets.
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Nutbag
2007-09-17 16:47:00
I have become a nutbag, for Foo Fighters tickets. Both my brother and I are big, big fans of the Foo and KRock is giving away tickets for a show at Irving Plaza on the 20th, so I have been sitting by my radio with my cell phone in hand waiting to call. I have become a nutbag. Anybody have tickets for that show they want to give me? :) I could trade you a game from my Giants season tickets, come on, it will be a good trade, you know you want to. Damnit, I need Foo Fighters tickets!
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Not a small town girl
2007-09-17 03:54:00
To say I grew up a small town girl would be an understatement. A town, yes, town, with 3000 people, 77 of which I went to school with for most of my life, is where I became me. It gave me my roots and sheltered me from the world. My little town was my life and as I jumped into the front seat of my fathers truck today, I realized, I am nothing like I thought I would grow up to be.The minute I got out of that town, I knew that is not where I belonged. I knew that I was different from all the other girls there and that was ok. I knew that I didn’t dress weird, out here, they called it fashion and style. I knew the minute I left, I never wanted to move back there. Going back now, my decisions stand firm.When I go back now, people stare it me. Is it because they see this red haired girl that looks familiar but they can’t place the face? Or is it because I am wearing skinny jeans, with a trapeze sweater and camel colored knee high boots? Maybe it is my large oversized bag or...
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Amtrak assholes
2007-09-14 18:30:00
I am currently on a train upstate to see my broken father and my asshole stepmother and I am pissed. Consider this my warning letter to any and all Amtrak passengers.Dear fellow passenger sitting behind me,I totally understand that this is a long train ride and you will get hungry, in fact, I myself get hungry during this voyage. I went and got a cup of coffee, a muffin and some chips, perfect train snacking food.You however, asshole, got a fucking sandwich, WITH ONIONS. You may like them, but I don't want to smell them. You managed to make the whole fucking car smell like a dirty lockeroom. Not pleasant right? Yeah didn't think so. I am tempted to recline my seat rather quickly so that your oniony-goodness falls into your lap.You my friend, are an asshole.*RedPS. Enjoy my photo series titled, "NY via train, aka A shitty, dirty ride up the Hudson"--Sent from my T-Mobile Sidekick®
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Best friend or soulmate?
2007-09-13 15:00:00
We have all heard of he concept of “soulmates”, but what is a soulmate exactly? Someone who gets you, understands you without words, someone will be there no matter what? Someone who knows what you are thinking and feeling without having to ask? Yeah, I think that describes a soulmate. Some people have claimed to find a soulmate in the opposite sex, but for women, I think our soulmates are our best friends, or at least for me that rings true. I say this because the relationships I have with my female friends are stronger than any bond I have ever had with a man, which could be why I am still single, and no I am not a lesbian.I met one of my best friends in college, she said she liked my shirt, I said thanks, and from there we were inseparable. We had Sunday pizza and movies, where we would lay in a twin size bed in our dorm rooms eat shitty pizza and watch a movie, simple as that. We held each others hair when drank too much, we went to lunch everyday in our pjs, yet at the same...
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Ich liebe Dich
2007-09-12 14:15:00
He was trying to teach me some German while we were talking on Skype yesterday and he typed that. We play a little game where he types something and then he says it and I have to translate it and say it back to him, yeah I know, we are like little kids. But, it works, I AM learning German. Ok, so he typed that and I used my little Babblefish translator and figured out what it meant and then I pretended that Skype cut out and signed offline. Ah! He can't say that yet, I don't know if he really meant to say it, I'm not ready for him to say that, Ahhhh!! Well, I signed back online and began to ramble on about how Skype must have cut out, blah, blah, blah thus, avoiding any and all talk of the previous mentioned sentence.It may be way to early for us to be exchanging "Ich liebe Dich", but I am so completely happy with my German friend. Eventhough he left last week, we have been talking everyday on Skype with our little webcams, and as nerdy as that seems, it is very nice. It is nice ...
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We will never forget
2007-09-11 12:18:00
Today is a tough day for NYers. It is a day that broke our hearts, but not our spirits. It is a day that they tore apart our buildings, but brought us closer to each other. We now know that we need each other and we look after each other, like our own special little family. I couldn't imagine living anywhere else, or wanting to live anywhere else but here. I love NY and I am NY.Nation Of SurvivorsIn the bright September morning without warning to us allA few thousand lives were shattered and we watched two buildings fallAnd a billion souls felt empty, and the flags at half-mast flyIn the memory of the innocent which didn't have to dieWe've lost brothers, sisters, cousins.We've lost family and friends.But we've made the choice not to forget their lives and tragic ends.Though we've had our share of troubles we have put them all aside.As a nation grieves we find ourselves defending them with pride.We're a nation of survivors, with one heart we share a tear.But we live to serve t...
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They can only get better, right?
2007-09-10 16:30:00
"When things are bad, we take comfort in the thought that they could always get worse. And when they are, we find hope in the thought that things are so bad they have to get better."~Malcolm ForbesWell, I didn't think things could get worse. I have been doing alot of things lately to "beef up" my karma, to make sure things would get better and to make sure I was doing the right things so that good things would happen to me. I guess karma wasn't listening. While I was laying in bed yesterday watching shitty reality tv, trying my best to keep myself out of the hospital, something bad happened, to my dad. He fell off a ladder and broke his pelvis and 4 ribs. At the age of 50, it isn't as bad as it could of been, but still, it is bad. The worst part is I can't get up there because I am in no shape to be traveling anywhere. So I have to sit here and wait until I can breathe, so I can go check on my dad. Although my dad and I don't have the best relationship, I still worry about it. ...

Sad little girl
2007-09-10 03:47:00
Oh Britney, why must you hurt me so? I was rooting for you. I had my "Go Britney" sign ready. I was eating my Cheetos in your honor and you, you broke my heart. That was terrible, you looked like a hooker and it was bad. You are a mommy now, you can't dress like that. I wanted it to be your big comeback, I wanted you to succeed, but, alas, you looked like shit.I mean come onnnnn, this was the VMA's, the same show you killed it at when you dance with a snake and when you stripped down to a sparkly bodysuit. It was not one of your House of Blues tours you did, there was no stage effects, there was no explosions, there was nothing, no big comeback, if anything you just set your career back. Britney, you broke my heart. But, I do like the song!And Sarah Silverman, going on about BS's kids like that, not nice. Not nice at all, leave the kiddies alone.Here, check it out...
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The Pick Up Artist
2007-09-09 22:30:00
Being that I am sick I have had alot of time to sit around and watch really shitty tv shows all day long (and blog about them), like VH1's, The Pick up Artis t . Has anyone else seen this show? Here is the summary of the show...."Eight socially challenged men move in together to compete for the title of Master Pick-Up Artist using skills learned from best-selling author Mystery, a social misfit turned seducer extraordinaire. Along with wingmen Matador and J Dog, Mystery will teach contestants the Mystery Method of turning on the charm to make dream women into realities."Basically, Mystery and his two asshats (more on them later) try to teach a group of loser guys to be studs, or rather their perception of studs. If this fucking tool tried to pick me up I would probably throw a drink in his face and tell him to get lost. The shit this guy talks about is unreal. First, his name is "Mystery", really? That is your name? Well to me, it is a mystery as to why you have your own show. I mean ...

Breathe bitches
2007-09-09 17:00:00
Dear Lungs,Look I know you have a tough job. You are responsible for getting oxygen to my whole body, I get it, you work hard and sometimes you get tired, but really, YOU CAN'T GET TIRED. I know you want a rest and you slack off and this is what happens when you slack off. You let the little germies invade you and you get filled with yuckiness. But when you get filled I pay the price. I get woken up in the middle of the night not being able to get oxygen into my body and you know who's fault that is? YOURS! So get your shit together and start working or I am taking you to the bad place this afternoon. I don't have any other choice, if you don't work, I don't live. I mean I don't what else I can do to please you. I have filled you full of Xopenex every hour on the hour, you like that stuff, why won't you let it help you? So stop fucking around or I'm going to the hospital and you will get filled with tons of steroids. Yeah, remember those? Remember what those do? They piss o...
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My thoughts exactly
2007-09-07 17:30:00
nataliedee.comI went to a friend's apartment this morning to have some coffee and meet her new friend. Normally, I like going to my friend's apartment, it is really cute, that is until I discovered her new friend is a cat. That fucking thing smells, the whole apartment smells like cat poo, not exactly good for coffee enjoying. I didn't want to be mean and say something, but it is gross. Cats are not meant for small apartments. Perhaps I will buy her an airfreshner, or a candle, or a biohazard suit. I don't like cat shitboxes!
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It is real
2007-09-06 18:45:00
"Sometimes people come into your life and you know right away that they were meant to be there…to serve some sort of purpose, teach you a lesson or help figure out who you are or who you want to become. You never know who these people may be but you lock eyes with them, you know that very moment that they will affect your life in some profound way."I fully believe that everything happens for a reason. There are no "chance" meetings, there are no "accidents", everything happens for a reason. I used to believe this principle, somewhat, not all the way, but now with my recent venture into Buddhism, I believe in this whole-heartedly and I embrace it. I think it has made me happier, it has reduced my stress and it has helped me. I no longer worry about "what will happen" I just know that whatever will happen is going to happen and there is nothing I can do to change it. Yeah, sure I can try to change it, but in the end, it will work out how it should be, whether I interfere or not. Of ...
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Nice try lady
2007-09-06 03:03:00
So, I got this email in my inbox today....Hello Dear, May I first introduce my self: I am Dr.(Mrs.) MARIAM ABACHA, the wife of Late General Sani Abacha (former Military head of state and President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria) who died suddenly on 8th June 1998. I got your contact on the internet as I was making contact for a honest foreigner who will help save my life and my children,hence our country has been frustrating us since the death of my husband.I have lost confidence with anybody within the country. Having noted the confidence reposed on your person I became convinced of your capability and goodwill to assist me in receiving the sum of US$16 Million secretly willed in my favour by the late general (my husband).This money was kept in a Security Company in DUBAI UAE and I have all documents with me as of when it was deposited in a Security Vault for safe keeping.This money has been defaced for Security reasons and also to avoid it been spent by unauthorized persons.W...
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Asspunch
2007-09-04 17:30:00
Can you see that? A flight to Germany, $362.00, taxes on flight to Germany $329.00. $329.00 in taxes!!!!!! That is almost as much as the flight itself. Where the fuck do all these taxes go? This is an asspunch indeed.

Atlantic Shitty
2007-09-04 00:22:00
Dear people of Atlantic City,I know you may not get out a lot and this may be your only big vacation of the year, but seriously, get some class. Yes, I am speaking to you red bikini lady. It was you who was walking down the boardwalk with your bobbies hanging out and I do mean hanging, they were near your fucking bellybutton. Also, buttcheek on a holiday is never something that someone looks forward to. Please, cover up. There are shops around. I saw a dress for 7.99, I'll fucking buy it for you if you will wear it and spare my eyes.Also, Mr. and Mrs. drunk as a skunk. Really? It was 1 in the afternoon. What time did you start? 1pm is way too early to be THAT drunk. Let me clue you in on a little secret, spitting in public, on the fucking boardwalk, not cute. Falling down? Even better. Seriously it was hilarious watching you topple over in your clear stripper heels.Oh and biker ladies, please can we keep the chaps with a bikini bottom combo to a minimum? You may be proud of your bu...

Conversations with myself
2007-09-01 06:18:00
Head: Dude, go for it.Heart: But I'm scared.Head: Stop being such a fucking pussy.Heart: But I'm scared.Head: Seriously, have you seen his abs?Heart: Yeah, they are nice.Head: More than nice, that's the shit you see in A&F catalogs.Heart: Yeah, I know, but I am scared.Head: Seriously, lighten up. What's the worse that could happen?Heart: I could get broken again and I don't know if I can handle that.Head: Alright, I understand, but really, have you seen his eyes?Heart: I know, I have seen them, they make me feel really safe.Head: Ok, so what's the problem? He is perfect for you.Heart: I just don't think I am ready for that to be in my life.Head: Well, he goes home on Wednesday so you better make a decision.Heart: I know he leaves and that makes me sad and even more scared.Head: Well, you better decide soon or I am going full steam ahead.Heart: Alright, I will try.Head: No really, you better make a decision soon or I'm going for the abs.Heart: I am just really scared.Head...
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Confused, indeed
2007-08-30 18:04:00
Sometimes I wonder if I will ever be able to be happy with someone again. I wonder if I will stop comparing and if I will lose all fears that I have from past relationships and be able to move forward in new relationships. I have found myself bringing in old fears from Mr. Ex into me hanging out with my German friend. I think that I may not be ready to hang out with anyone just yet. I feel like I have to hang out with him before he leaves on Wednesday, and that right there is a major comparison to Mr. Ex. They both left, or will leave and that makes me pulls away from my German friend.I have never been treated the way he treats me. I feel like an absolute girl and he is an absolute gentleman. He won't let me pay for a anything, he opens doors, he orders for me, everything. On paper he is perfect, but in my mind and heart he just isn't there, or rather, I am just not there. I find myself not really listening to him when he talks or just not talking to him because I don't feel like...

Cancelled
2007-08-27 16:16:00
That is what I heard on the way to the airport on Saturday. I was literally right outside the airport when Delta called me and told me my flight was cancelled. Only option? Rebook for TODAY. Yeah, that's right, two days after I was supposed to fly out! So, I just cancelled the whole thing. Booooo. I think I would be more mad if it I was going on like a cruise or somewhere else, but I can go to Maine whenever, so oh well. I went out on Saturday night and spent a crap ton of vacation money on drinks for myself and my friends and had an amazing time. So that was my vacation.Another bonus, my German friend has decided to extend his vacation for another week. Yay!! That means more time for us to hang out. On Saturday night he told me that there are so many things he wants to tell me but he doesn't know how to in English, so I have now started learning German and let me tell you, that shit is hard, or should I say, Jene Scheiße ist hart. So in light of my vacation to Maine getting canc...
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Now I've had the time of my lifeeeee
2007-08-24 18:25:00
Totally picturing Dirty Dancing right now, right? Perfect. That is a good movie. But back to the subject at hand, I had an a-m-a-z-i-n-g night last night. Me and my German friend went to Palma (Cornelia and W4th) for dinner, you MUST, MUST go. We ate dinner in a quiet garden, yeah that's right a GARDEN in NYC. The food was absolutely amazing and the setting couldn't have been more perfect. After dinner we went for a little walk in Washington Square Park and sat under the arch for awhile. It was fantastic. I mean if you don't mind the mice running around in the fountain. Hey, it's NY, we deal with shit like that. After that we went to Columbus Circle and sat in the fountains. Ok, well we didn't actually go in the water, but in the middle of Columbus Circle there are a whole bunch of fountains, that if you close your eyes, it doesn't even feel like you are in NY. All you can hear is the rushing of the water, no horns, no nothing, it is so relaxing. But the night had ...
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Gone, gone, gone
2007-08-23 15:12:00
So you'll notice that the post I put up yesterday is gone. The original writer of that post sent me an email and said I couldn't post all of it. He said I could post part of it with a "proper" link to his site. Basically, he wants to force me to have to send you guys over to his ad-heavy page to read the article. Also, apparently he thinks you guys are stupid and can't figure out that the link at the bottom of the post means that when you click on it you go to his website. I know, however, you guys are not stupid, and my Sitemeter knows the same thing because you out clicked onto his website. So, I just decided to take the whole thing down, which means no linky's for him. That's fine, if he doesn't want referral links, it's cool. Have a fantastic day guys!!

Boooo, Rain
2007-08-21 15:16:00
Dear Rain ,Please, and I mean this in the nicest way possible, go the fuck away. I am so sick of you hanging around making everything all cold and shit. It is only August, it cannot be this cold already. Plus, I am going on vacation on Saturday and if you fuck up my vacay I will be pissed. So really, go away, now.Thanks!*Red

Open the D'Or
2007-08-19 23:11:00
So I went out last night at 11:30pm and promptly returned to my apartment at 7:30 this morning and I had sooooooooooooooo much fun. I love when I have to face my neighbors who are going out to get coffee in their pjs and I am in a mini-dress, really it's great. We went out to D'Or which is underneath Amalia, it is at 55th and 7th and I suggest you venture over there. Down at the bottom of the stairs is a massive, massive chandelier that is beautiful. Besides the lighting the man-candy there is nice as well and that is exactly why I got home at 7:30 this morning. Ha! I know what you are thinking, but no, didn't happen, we went out for breakfast instead.He is 28, from Germany, blonde hair that is cut into a very sheik and stylish man-do, draw back? He goes home to Germany this coming weekend, boooo. But we had so much fun and the fact that he spoke broken English made him that much more cute. He was a friend of a friend that was in the group we were with and I don't think the frie...
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