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Meh.
2006-12-02 15:30:10
I'm pretending I'm cleaning, but really I'm making a big mess. You know how it is. When you start going through boxes of stuff you come across old diaries, old letters, random mixtapes and things that you can't resist looking at. The result is a giant mess. The closet I was trying to clean out is empty but the contents are all over my floor.I managed to skate ok last night. I couldn't go super fast or for that long but I had fun anyway.This slays me. Borat's going to have a field day with this one.So I took my writing assessment for the school course I'm trying to get into yesterday. It was quite difficult, although I think I probably passed it. Unfortunately, OCAS messed up and I technically shouldn't have been offered even a conditional spot in the program since I don't have a BA or enough post secondary education. The program coordinator asked me to give him a package of writing samples and any published work so I dropped that off today. Hopefully it's satisfactory beca...

Stop It!
2006-12-02 15:30:10
I really must stop looking at property for sale. I'm in absolutely no position to buy land. But I keep sneaking around myself and looking at these beautiful derelict properties on the west coast of Ireland. I would love to buy something derelict and fix it up myself. Here's some news!Dumbass. Why would you think that toy guns are ok in prison?What, are you FIVE?I don't know how someone smuggles something of this stature.I wish I could figure this out. This is awesome. And I think it's a good idea. I get to go roller skating for the first time tonight. I'm a bit nervous to do so, as my knee has been giving me a lot of problems. It's not that much better that it was 2 weeks after the accident, and it has been more than 2 months now. I hate that bitch who hit me. It's really fucked things up for me. Anyway, I've got another appointment with the fracture clinic on the 6th, so hopefully they can get it sorted. The insurance company isn't any better. I've still got a busted bike...
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BASTARDS!!
2006-12-02 15:30:10
How can they do this? Poor Australians, taking away their Vegemite is just cruel. If they try to take away my Marmite there will be hell to pay! Sure, to North Americans it sounds disgusting, but I'll tell ya, if you grew up in England you'd love your Marmite. Luckily I brought a nice big jar home with me last week.
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Borat!
2006-12-02 15:30:10
Well, I went to see Borat yesterday. It was awesome. I mean, although there are a ton of poop jokes, it really does tell you something about the American mentality. I'm not surprised those fratboys are trying to sue. The things they were saying actually shocked me, and I am very hard to shock. They deserve any repurcussion they receive. It reminds you just how backwards some people's way of thinking is. I loved living in Texas, but I'm glad I don't live in the States anymore. Not that we don't have rednecks here in Canada too, but it's less of a nationwide way of thinking.Chicks Ahoy! photoshoot is today! Yay! I have to go and do laundry first though, or I'll have nothing to wear to work tomorrow.