Defenceless QueerlingDefenceless QueerlingI cost a little more, but Im worth it. Ramblings and bitching from the delicious dyke you wish you'd shagged! Articles
Wallpaper Tuesday!
2007-11-27 22:05:00 Starting from today, a new little "feature" is introduced here! Wallpaper Tuesday ...Simply click on the wallpaper to see the full size, then right click and "Save as background". And voila, you'll have your own private little sexbomb on your computer. Enjoy this one. And I apologize for the boxershorts in the picture... The ad is obviously meant for men, but I promise to find better ones in the future!
Gay Baby Creates Debate In Italy
2007-11-24 12:17:00 A poster of a newborn baby with the typical nametag around it's wrist, is creating a big debate in Italy these days. The nametag doesn't have a name on it, instead it says "homosexual".The poster is part of a campaign in Tuscany,Italy against discrimination of homosexuals in the region.Obviously this does not make the Conservatives in Italy happy. The want the poster off of the streets. A spokesman says : "It's an outrage to use an innocent newborn baby to promote something so wrong as homosexuality." "Homosexual tendencies are not something you are born with", claims the Conservative member of Parlament, Luca Volonté.The Canadian organisation Emerge is responsible for the campaign. Emerge is an organisation whose purpose is to fight discramination against homosexuals. (I salute you Emerge!)When you create a poster like that in Italy, you have to expect some sort of reaction from the Catholic side of Italy... But I really like this poster, were brave, and I really hope it works ... More About: Baby , Debate
Queerling VERY Pissed Off With Blogrush
2007-10-25 14:36:00 Like any other blog, I added mine to Blogrush the other day, to get more traffic and because I thought Blogrush was a good idea. Not any more...My blog got rejected on these grounds:Reason Your Blog Wasn't Approved:Inappropriate Content Or Advertising: Obscene or DisgustingFirst off all, where is my obscene and disgusting content? I can't see why they would reject my blog other than some sort of homophobic reason. I'm gonna write them a mail, and complain. If they don't respond, I'm gonna throw a hissy-fit right here on the blog.They should be sued...Of course I'm not 100% sure that is why I got rejected. But obscene and disgusting?!? Seriously, that's just dum.:( More About: Pissed
Your Physique Will Reveal Your Sexuality
2007-10-24 15:31:00 I recently read an interesting article about homosexuality and their physique. It seems lesbian fingers and heterosexual fingers are not alike! Lesbians appearantly have a bigger difference in length between their ring finger and index finger than straight women. The same goes for gay men (except, it was only gay men with several older brothers)I don't know if this is only co-incidence or actual facts, what do you think? If you want more information on this study, you should read the article. I'm aware that the article is from 2000, but I thought it was an interesting read, so I decided to post about it anyway :) More About: Sexuality , Ality
Back on Track!
2007-10-22 21:21:00 I'm FINALLY done with my new template (well almost, it can always look better...), and I'm pretty darn pleased with the result!Since I deleted my old template, all my affiliate links have disappeared (well done for saving Mia. Duh), so if your link is suddenly gone from the list, please write it in the commentbox, and I will add you again right away.If you have a comment on the new template, bad or good, feel free to scream it out! Suggestions are always welcome. Btw, the searchbox in the top right corner does not work for some reason. If you know how to fix this, you will make a queer extremely happy (obviosuly you will have to inform me on the solution, otherwise no happy gay on this page...)Aaaanywho, welcome back bitches.Mia More About: Back , Track
Updating!
2007-10-16 11:44:00 The page is gonna look a bit funky today, since I'm gonna test out some new templates and stuff. I apologize, but it's neccesary! I hope you will return and check out the new and hopefully better design.../Mia More About: Dati
Go Pink! For October
2007-10-10 17:43:00 It's time to let your blog support the boobs! As many of you already know, October is Breast Cancer Awareness month (Go pink for October). And as a woman (with boobs), I decided to promote this cause on my blog, hoping that others will follow my example.... By adding a widget or two to your blog, going for a pink template or whatever you find suitable.Go Pink for October has a lot of cool badges, banners and buttons to download, and you can add your site to their list of Breast Cancer Awareness supporters. Scribblescratch provides you with a pink template for Wordpress (I'm sorry, but I haven't been able to find any good designs for Blogger)WPdesigner also has free templates for WordpressSo there is no excuse, support a good cause!
Period Pains Live on TV!
2007-09-23 17:42:00 Poor presenter! This Swedish tv-presenter is one brave woman... After throwing up on live tv, she piles back on screen and explains she has menstruating cramps!What a trooper.. and period pains hurt like hell... More About: Live , Peri , Live O , Period
Women's World Cup in China
2007-09-19 20:14:00 God it's been ages since my last update! I have no excuse except pure lazyness...Anywho, I've been following the 2007 Women's World Cup closely (admit it, a woman in small shorts and polyester t-shirt is hot...especially when it's combined with a bit of muscle...!), and I have to say; FINALLY they are showing women's footy here! Yes it might be slower to watch, but fast it not always good! I've decided to show a few a few of the players here, the hottest ones obviously. If you feel the need to add someone I might have forgotten, leave a comment and I might just put her in the run. I haven't been diplomatic and found a player from each team, since some teams simply don't have any hotties (USA's pics were simply too blurry, but I do suspect a few of them are hotness!). So ladies (and gentlemen), cast your votes! Mia Olsen, Denmark Randee Hermus, Canada Nilla Fischer, SwedenCamilla Sand, Denmark Song Xiaoli, China Susanne Graversen, Denmark Sara Thunebro, Sweden Marta, Brazil ...
Levi's Goes Gay
2007-08-13 21:11:00 How about it!? Levi's launches gay advertising (finally, might one say...)Well actually they make two different editions of one commercial, fitting the desired group of buyers. The world famous Levi's 501 model now comes in gay and straight edition! At least the commercial does ;-) The commercial shows a sexy Levi's guy pulling on his pants. While doing this, the magic univers of Levi's appears (I sound like I am the commercial for these jeans...Not my entention!)In this univers a hot woman or man will show their pretty bodies, depending on what you prefer to look at (Aherm... Why is there no commercial for lesbians with hot lesbians in?! The fags get all the good ads. Hmpfr)Anywho, check out the commercial here, and sign up if you want to appear in the lesbian version with me!! More About: Goes
Join Me
2007-08-05 16:53:00 On Twitter.com if you are interested in updates from me. Drop me a line if you join in my following, so I can see who you are! (and follow u too... STALKER!! Mohahah...)Note: If you look at the left side of the blogposts, you will find a direct link to my profile. Hope you are all enjoying summer, and all the snaxy girls in mini outfits/MiaPs: Check back for more updates soon! More About: Join
Gays Plan Mass-Snogging
2007-07-31 13:59:00 Last thursday, 2 gay men were arrested for kissing eachother by the Colosseum in Rome! They were charged with "indecent behaviour", and they can actually face jail for up to 2 years (I'm in total shock).Because of all this, there will be a protestaction this Thursday by the gay rights group Arcigay. The protest will consist of hundreds of gay and lesbian couples kissing eachother. So if you are near Rome on Thursday, please join in.I never thought a "decent" European country like Italy could have such narrow minded restrictions. Then again, they are Catholic... More About: Gays , Plan , Mass
Mooseknuckle- Because Camel Toe Has An Ugly Sister...
2007-07-17 17:11:00 Although I'm a pussyeating lesbian (sorry for the choice of words...), it doesn't mean I love women in tight tight pants... Especially when their *flabs* are showing through the damn pants.It does not matter how hot you are, tights don't suit u, I'm sorry to inform you, but it is way sexier to leave SOME for the imagination.Fat people, ESPECIALLY, should stay faaar faaar away from any kind of bodyhugging fabric. You need to understand, that this is not attractive to most people (I saw a program on tv with men who ADORED extremely fat women). Furthermore, it's fecking hell to undress people wearing tight spandex, imagine how impossible it is when "Miss Spandex" has been sweating a little in her ugly oufit...STAY AWAY FROM BODYHUGGING OUTFITS LADIES (and men...)Let this be a warning to ya..... More About: Camel , Sister , Ugly , Knuckle
The Only Gay In The Village Meets Elton John
2007-07-15 22:24:00 Very funny interview with Sir Elton John in the comedy hit show "Little Britain". "Little Britain" is one of my fave shows at the mo, it includes lots of gay humor, and sexy British accents! (Well, just a shame the actors are men really, but still class!...)Tho mo interviewing the fag is in fact gay in real life as well.. I thought you needed to know. More About: Village , The O , Villa
1 Reason To Turn Straight
2007-07-15 17:03:00 As far as I'm concerned there is only ONE reason in this world to turn straight: David Beckham! Look at the man...I'm not just looking at Beckham's Banana here (more like aubergine in this photo, I'm sort of hoping this is photoshopped...), but the man has a HAWT body! Maybe my attraction to him is merely because he is quite girly? (I used to be OBSESSED with Hanson back in the day. When they looked like girls. Aherm) or maybe I just find it attractive that he is so selfconfident and doesn't give a toss if people call him gay or biseksual. The man has something, I don't know what it is, but I definitely would... More About: Reason , Straight , Turn , TRAI
Today's Homosexual Quote
2007-07-14 19:02:00 ...~“Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one.”... More About: Quote
That 8 Things Thing...
2007-07-04 13:16:00 Alright, I'm not sure I'm doing this the right way, but here comes the rules of the game;- We have to post these rules before we give you the facts.- Players start with eight random facts/habits about themselves.- People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.- At the end of your blog post, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.- Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog.And now my 8 random facts:1. I pick my nose too often, and my girlfriend hates it2. I admit that I'm extremely geeky with my computer, and I would rather sit in front of my laptop than party on a friday night....3. I secretly lust after dumb blondes, even tho it's not cool or even politically correct (whatever)4. I'm a royalist, and I watch every darn wedding, silverwedding, birth etc. on tv!5. I dont eat any fruit, nor vegetables (I'm gonna die, toothless, at 30 :s)6. I'm afraid o... More About: Things , Thing
Holiday And The Queerling...
2007-06-29 20:40:00 I'm currently on vacation, which means that I won't be able to update too often the next 14 days... (My in-laws would much prefer if I was polite enough to stay away from the laptop the next 7 days. But I'm not THAT polite...)Anywho, I have been tagged by Hell's Handmaiden and Planet Atheism in the "Eight Things"-thingie... It seems I have to respond to this event, so I better get off my fit arse and make my statement, even tho I'm not sure what the feck this thing is, and what I have to do... (Not important u might say?!) SO some of you skanky lesbians in my blogroll better expect a tag in this game VERY soon ;)I WILL be back, so don't find another poor queerling's blog to love (instead of mine obviously)Smooches Bitches! More About: Holiday
Surfer Chicks On AfterEllen.Com
2007-06-27 15:29:00 I'm excited! I was surfing on AfterEllen.com, and how thrilled was I when I fell over a banner with 6 surfer chicks in bikinis?! (And they are GAY!). Looking closer, they weren't THAT hot, but hey, one should give it a chance. The show is called Curl Girls. I am not sure if this is actually a show on the telly, or if it is an internet thingie. But you can either download from ITunes or watch it on LOGO. I hope they wear surfer shorts... I'm a sucker for a board babe. I prefer the snowboard myself, but that's just because I haven't tried out surfing yet! More About: Surfer , Chicks
German Kids Learning How To Score Same-Sex Partner!
2007-06-26 18:16:00 Right, I'm jalous! German kids learn how to score a same-sex partner at school! All this through role-playing... The campaign was started to limit all the prejudice against homosexuals.But of course loads of German politicians are against this campaign. They want the whole concept changed. (Old men in gray/brown suits? possibly very Christian as well?? Im just guessing here...)I just have to say, that I'm DAMN jalous of German kids. Why wasn't this invented when I was an innocent schoolgirl? I for one could have used a guide on how to score a lesbian chick. I would have started cruising for hotties much earlier!! Unfair, that's all I have to say about this.A course in toungue-kissing would have come in handy as well. Maybe I wouldn't have been close to yucking up my dinner, when I kissed that boy behind the shop at 12. First sex experience?! No, too much...we'll just leave it at that! More About: Kids , Partner , Learning , Score
Uninteresting Post... You Are Warned, I Did My Absolute Best...
2007-06-25 22:05:00 And I know my updates are slow these days. But you have to understand, this is summer, and I suddenly got myself a life since I have 3 weeks off work (IKEA very kindly agreed to give me time off, in order to re-establish my relationship with the girlfriend, who's been working hard on her exams the last month or so = No sex for me the last 30 days. Imagine my joy when I finally got laid again...)Anywho, I spend my Saturday evening at a party, sober as hell, with people I don't know, and an extremely drunk and annoying girlfriend. And why didn't I drink?! Well IKEA had me working 12 hours on Friday and 9 on Saturday, so I couldn't feel my legs, and thereby figured alcohol wasn't the answer to my troubles. The girlfriend pushed all my bad buttons and went from happy drunk to crybaby in about 1 1/2 second (no I did NOT hit her, I just told her off...)Thank God she fell asleep as soon as her head hit the pillow. The snoring didn't bother me AT ALL... At least I didn't have to lis... More About: Post , Absolute , Eres
But I'm A Cheerleader
2007-06-21 21:04:00 I LOVE this movie. If you haven't already seen it, you should do yourself the favour and DO SO! It's extremely funny. Full of gay clichés, and we ALL digg laughing at that! Another recommendation is "Another Gay Movie", also hilarious, tho a bit graphic on the fag side (watch it anyway, it don't kill you to see how fags do eachother!)Anywho Clea Duvall and Natasha Lyonne both star in this in "But I'm A Cheerleader ", and that should be enough to watch it. Enjoy bitches, and report back when you've been blinded by this flick. Smooches! More About: Lead , Leader
Top 20 Things You Need To Know About Lesbians
2007-06-20 17:29:00 1. We usually don't go for straight girls, so relax, we don't want ya!2. We are not looking at your boyfriend, we're looking at you...3. We are not all cat lovers...4. Not all of us are into the whole "pride thing". Casual is bloody good!5. Don't try and "save" us, you are not attending "Pet Rescue"... (join the peace corps or something, it'll do you good)6. We have absolutely NOTHING against men, in fact we LOVE them to bits. Note: Only as friends!7. Yes, we're looking at your ass (and your boobs)8. We can out-shop a straight girl any day!9. Yes, It IS possible to be gay and Christian/Muslim/Jewish etc. (I know a few)10. Meat is healthy, and we eat it. So don't go calling us all vegans (ew)11. Of course we ALL LOVE Will&Grace (it's funny, and we know how to laugh at ourselves)12. Our private parts have no resemblence to sea food what so ever, so stop joking about it ass-hole!13. It is a myth that lesbians have been abused as kids. Yes some have, but that's not a general t... More About: Things , Lesbians , Thing
You Ugly Cat-Bloggers!
2007-06-18 18:36:00 Here I am, lying on my perfect soft couch, minding my own business, and ANOTHER cat-blog appears on my screen... WTF?!?! I'm surfing casually on BlogExplosion to get more clicks, and all I get is fecking cat-blogs! I don't mean to be rude (and yet I do), but people who blog about the life of their precious kitties cannot earn my respect (in any way). Suuuure it's fine to post a pic or two, but "The k-litter b(l)ox" is honestly just plain creepy. This is just a little prayer to all the cat-blogging idiots out there: I DON'T WANNA READ ABOUT YOUR UGLY CAT, and I doubt that the rest of the world would want to either. So please do me (and everyone else) a favour and BLOG ABOUT SOMETHING INTERESTING. Like lesbians. Nude lesbians. Now THAT's quality ;) More About: Bloggers , Ugly , Logger , Blogg
The Dyke Test
2007-06-16 13:47:00 You scored as The Pretty-Boi Dyke , You can be a bit cocky at times and ever the heartbreaker, but no one knows that you're really just looking for true love.The Pretty-Boi Dyke50%The Surprise! Dyke40%The Sprightly Elfin Femme35%The Vaginal-Reference-Making Dyke25%The Stud15%The Bohemian Dyke10%The Student Dyke10%The Quasi-Gothic Femme5%The Granola Dyke5%The Little-Boy Dyke5%The Hipster Dyke0%The Femme Fatale0%The Magic Earring Ken Dyke0%What Type of Lesbian Are You? (Inspired by Curve Mag.)created with QuizFarm.com If ANYONE EVER compares me to Shane from the L-Word, I will personally hunt them down and drag their clit like a rubber band from here to Rome, and then let go. I am sorry, but she is not even close to hot. And I am. More About: Test , The D
Yet Another Celeb Wants To Be A Lesbian
2007-06-14 13:11:00 Yet another celeb is tired of men, and is now considering a girlfriend. Joss Stone says "I think I have to turn lesbian". Look here Miss Stone. You don't just become a lesbian!!! And deffo not because u are tired of men... Either u are a lesbian, or u aren't! And u ARE NOT a lesbian when u have long relationships with men you think you are going to spend the rest of your life with and marry.Sorry but I am sick of girls, who think its a fashion statement to be gay. YES it's way cooler to be a lesbian than to be a straightie, but that doesnt mean you are part of our "sisterhood", just because u find it cool and want to experiment a bit to attract attention to yourself! More About: Celeb , Lesbian
AfterEllen.com Top 100 Hotties
2007-06-10 20:47:00 Over at Becky's blog I noticed she had posted about After Ellen's Hot 100 List, and it gave me inspiration to make my very own top 15!! (well top 11...) Charlize TheronMia Hundvin Princess MadeleineKeira Knightley Jessica AlbaJennifer AnistonScarlett JohanssonHeidi KlumElisha CuthbertCameron Diaz Melanie C More About: Top 100
Separated at Birth!
2007-06-09 21:45:00 Chihuahua reincarnation of Yoda? I think so yes! When I first met this cutiepie (I don't remember her name), I laughed my ass off... It's adorable and extremely funny (she just doesn' know it herself...hehe) More About: Birth , Rate , Separated
Woman Of The Year...My Arse!!
More articles from this author:2007-06-07 18:28:00 WHY on earth is Victoria Beckham named "Woman Of The Year "?!? I am sorry, but I don't see how a rich footballer's wife deserves that title! And Im even a retired Spice Girls fan...The magazine "Glamour" is even one I have bought a couple of times... LOOORDY LOORDY, my respect is suspiciously low right now.And what is that "dress"?! If that dress were any shorter I could see her English muffin (Karen Walker is actully God, you just don't know it...)I suggest you eat more, wear more baggy pants and keep your mouth serverely shut, so we don't have to listen to another album (let's face it, you don't exactly need the dough Tori) Kisses from your nr. 109999999 fanXXX More About: Arse 1, 2, 3 |
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