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Top 5 Weekend
2007-06-03 17:01:00
I didnt have an interesting weekend, so this is just gonna ME ME ME...Bare with a queerling!Top 5 Bad Moods This Weekend :1. Denmark vs. Sweden footy game (pissed me well off)2. Working all bloody weekend @ IKEA (poor me)3. Nagging girlfriend!4. I want to SHOP5. Ex'sTop 5 Bad Habbits:1. Picking my nose2. Pretending to not hear my girlfriends nagging/uninteresting info3. Sleeping untill 114. Eating too much crap when I wanna sport a hot bod in my bikini5. Spending too much moneyTop 5 Wonderings:1. Why will I never get completely satisfied?!?!2. Will Björk ever shut the fuck up?3. Will anyone donate a chihuahua to me?! Please?!4. Where can I get those hawt boardshorts I just saw online?!5. Is my ass fat?

Jessica Alba (Feast Your Eyes On This)
2007-05-31 16:39:00
Wrauw. I heart Jessica Alba in a bikini. Summer is here, and Im queer... Erm.. Yes my fave thing about summer is girls in little bikinis...:)
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Tinky Winky Accused of Dangerous Lifestyle (Again)
2007-05-30 16:48:00
Lordy lordy, the poor Teletubbies have yet again hit the spotlight, this time in Poland...Ewa Sowinska, spokesperson for the rights of Polish children wants the show banned because of the purple Teletubby called Tinky Winky . Tinky Winky wears a lady purse and is quite feminin in his way of acting, and that is according to Ewa and a whole bunch of Catholic groups a sure sign that he is in fact GAY (YIIIIKES....)Demands has been made that a psychologist should go through the whole Teletubbies show, to find other evidence that it promotes the dangerous and unnatural lifestyle of homosexuality.I am APPALED, and in addition I am laughing my fit arse off (what a joke this is)... Sorry Poland, but we live in the year 2007, and these days homosexuality isn't a crime, nor is it dangerous or disgusting. Btw; a children's show with a gay character will NOT make anybody gay (a pure sign of intelligence is that you are well aware off he fact that gayness isn't a disease you will get by gawkin...
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Fag Flamenco Couple Adopts!
2007-05-29 12:10:00
A gay flamenco couple in a British zoo has adopted a kid that someone else has left... (some other flamenco that is!)The happy gay flamenco couple usually stole the other flamenco couples' eggs, so the care takers at the zoo felt that Fernando and Carlos (that is the happy couples' names) was ready to be surrogate parents for an abandoned flamenco baby... Carlos and Fernando can feed the baby with milk they produce in their necks (sounds delicious!)I wish the couple all well in the future, and may they have many more flamenco babies to come! I just have to add that the poor flamencos in the pic is NOT the gay couple, they are "normal" straight flamencos from the zoo of Copenhagen, Denmark :)...
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Drop dead HOT wallpapers!
2007-05-21 19:06:00
We have these extremely snaxy posters from Cult Shaker hanging all over the city, with FOXY chicks (I enjoy them more than most ppl...) So I thought I would share these wallpapers with you! Just click the pic to get the full size, and then "Save as..." ENJOY bitches :D
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Elisha Cuthbert: Marry Me!
2007-05-20 19:39:00
Ahhhhh Elisha Cuthbert of "24" (starring as Kim Bauer) is one HAWT snack *drool*. I hadnt really noticed this one until a month ago, and geee have I missed something here! 24-year old Cuthbert is is currently in a relationship with New York Rangers hockey player Sean Avery (what a TOTAL loss to the lesbian community...hehe)
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Lezopolitan
2007-05-20 15:41:00
Is it just me or are there VERY few good magazines for lesbians out there? I've been surfing the damn worldwideweb for aaages now, and I can't find ONE magazine that I would like to subscribe to:( Maybe Im picky here, but what I want is simple: A Cosmo for lezzers :D As Im a journalist to be, I am working on the whole idea/concept of this mag and I want this in the magazine:+ Hot women in bikinis... ( A must! Instead og the hot men section obviously...)+ Interesting articles about real people (Lesbians or fags. Both interesting imo)+ Interviews with stars/celebs ( Doesn't have to be gays, but homophobes arent aloud)+ Beauty tips (Yes lezzers like to look nice as well)+ A lez and her pet (I know, BRILLIANT idea)+ Lesbian Sex Tips (Of course!)+ Movies, music and books (All sorts, not gay-ish)+ Competitions (to win fab stuff, aint talking vibrators here...)+ Fashion pages + Travelling (Gay friendly places in the world)+ Relationship topicsAll I need now is a bit of cash to get this ...
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Babealicious (Wrauw)
2007-05-17 20:00:00
Jessica AlbaOne of my personal fave snaxy celebrities. She's deffo in my top 10!Jessica is staring in the movie "Good Luck Chuck", which is said to include a stripping scene by this hottie (a must see, if you ask me...aherm)
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Dyke Jokes Part 2
2007-05-17 19:47:00
Q:What did one lesbian frog say to the other?A:Well I'll be damned....we DO taste like chicken!!Q:What did the lesbian gas station attendant say when the leggy blonde pulled in?A:Mind if I check under your hood?The Top Ten Things Heterosexuals Need To Know About Gay People:10. We didn't invent disco music so stop blaming us9. We're not sure about Ricky Martin either.8. We also didn't invent the colour black, but we are in complete agreement that you look better in it.7. We are secretly glad Anne Heche is back on your team. She scares us.6. Our so-called "radar" does not get us more cable stations or better reception5. We think your mini-vans are sooo cute!4. David Crosby was not Melissa Etheridge's only choice.3. If he is using two or more hair products at any one time, yes, he is.2. If she's won Wimbledon sixteen times, she is too.And the number one thing that heterosexuals need to know about gay people is...1. Relax, we don't want you! (I like that one!)If homosexuality is ...
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Lesbian friendship = Impossible!
2007-05-17 15:04:00
It's just impossible for me to have a decent, normal friendship with another lesbian! Sorry me, but barracuda I have tried MANY times now, and I'm gonna quit it...First of all, there's always gonna be some sort of wondering if that friend is attracted to you, or the other way around. Not neccesarely in a bad way, but you find yourself wondering about this girl in ways you perhaps shouldn't! Yes Im aware that I can only speak for myself here, but since this is my blog, I say what I want!Even tho I have a girlfriend (I love to bits btw) I find myself unusually curious about my gay friend. To me it seems that there will always be some sort of tension between two friends who are both lesbian.Second of all: THE DAMN JALOUSY! If one of the girls fall in love with her friend, and this particular friend is in a relationship (I'm not saying this happened to me, Im not that selfabsorbed after all). That is just bound to cause a huge drama and the friendship will most likely end.Sometimes...
More About: Friendship , Lesbian , Impossible , Ends , Ship

Dyke Jokes
2007-05-16 21:54:00
How many dum lesbian jokes do you hear pr. day? I don't get any... I search for them online (geee what a "sister" I am!)Q. How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb?A. Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and the other to write a folksong about it.Q. Why do lesbians like whales so much?A. Because they have 50 foot tongues, and air holes on the top of their heads.*A woman goes to the gynecologist,and upon examination, the doctor says, "Why, it's immaculate in here! What do you do to keep yourself so hygenic?"The woman responds, "I have a woman in twice a week." (mohaha THAT'S fun!!)*Have you heard... about the new lesbian tennis shoe called "Dyke "? (pronounced DIKEE) Yeah! It has an extra long tongue and it only takes one finger to get it off! (Laaaame imo)Q. What's the difference between a lesbian and a dyke?A. About $30,000 a yearQ. Why Does a Butch Have Short Hair? A. So hair won't get in her face while eatingQ: What do you call a lesbian will fat fingers?A: Well Hu...
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