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Prince Caspian, Anyone??
2008-05-20 04:15:00 So who would have thought I got a pair of invitation pass to an exclusive screening of "The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian " yesterday, eh?So anyway, put porn videos aside, stop whatever you are doing right now, and look for their first, second, third installment of the trailer at every corner of the net.On that note! Book your tickets and be the second person to watch it okay. Tickets are up for sale on the 29th May!!!!postscript: I watched it first and you ought to believe it. Whatev More About: Prince Caspian
I'm Not That Naive
2008-05-19 16:41:00 Ok idiots, I'm not going to have any question and answer session with anyhoooo.It's so fucking annoying when a nincompoop just blog for the sake of throwing sarcasm right at you. This is what I feel. I know you hate me but hey, I don't want to befriend with you either okay. I think I am forced to! I just think so.Oh boy, enough is enough.. I don't like to make things worse. I'm not that kinda person as we all already know. And I'm also not as arrogant/complacent as you, okay.And I find that you didn't make any sense at all. First, you had a problem with a friend's friend of yours and out of the blue, why am I in the picture? This is what I don't understand.Take note, I don't even care to know what problems you have (with/and the bunch) and ecetera. I have no link/s or whatsoever either with you or them. Apart from, just friends or perhaps, a SOCIAL COMPANION like what you've mentioned! Why not be acquaintance? It's far more interesting.--------------Imagine I'm a custom... More About: Naive
Singapore's Lindsay Lohan Ever
2008-05-18 18:17:00 Don't look to your left. Don't look to your right.LOOK HERE!!!Has Lindsay Lohan gone nuts???Oh well, it's not that Lindsay Lohan I'm talking about ya'll.He is the fabulous male dancer ever-cum-Izzy Lohan.Singapore's version of Lindsay Lohan.You have to watch this in anyway.It's a 3 minutes plus lonnnnng and it is hilarious indeed.The name Azizul.He sang Ziana Zain's number all the time at Kopi O Teh Tarik before and won KOTT's contest when he was a young kid!
RE: Skinny Is Not The In Thing
2008-05-18 14:40:00 Take note. I am going to blog about the usual -- being thinpirational.Yes, I am a thinspired moron from planet Mars before and I am still. If anywhoo out there who bloody think "skinny is not the innnnn thang", think again! I want to clear some issues with EVERYONE (especially YOU) who seems to have a major/huge/bigg/fat problem with me. As they already know, I do not have any goddamn problem with anyone and worse, with you. Picking a fight. Quarrelling here and there using text messages is sooo not the inn thang, hunney. It is also not Fauzi Rassull if you ask me, okay.As you have mentioned, skinny is not in anymore. Who in this world cares, eh? Either if I want to be thin or fat, it does not concern people or any nature around us okay. The point is, I do not want to die from any kind of chronic diseases -- a disease whereby fat people are usually the victims of this terrible sickness. It's better to die from unnatural death if you were to ask me. I know this sound abit kerazzyy b... More About: Skinny , Thing
Hypocrite
2008-05-16 13:47:00 Fine! People have our own way of blogging. I have my wayyyyyy as well, okay! But, let me tell ya something. Blogs that are full of sarcasm really really TURNED me off, dude. First, for all I know, I don't know you much although I've met you a couple of times. But so what!Never try to twist and turn the whole scenario and make it sound like you're actually blogging about someone, say, whom I don't even know/care -- your friend, cousin, your dick and ecetera. Listen here, you don't need to "insert my damn name" in a post and blog because I, Fauzi Rassull, bloody hell know who you are referring to.Say it straight directly. Why be a coward? I know you are a coward but why?You know, I love all my friends! I love you the same. But tell me why, you have to be sarcastic in the first place? I don't get your point. Is it because you're just stewpid. Or you're just showing-off the arrogant side of you. I know you too well now. Either way or another, you're a hypocrite or an arrogant b... More About: Hypocrite
You Are An Asswipe If You Use Short-Forms In SMS
2008-05-16 07:24:00 I prefer talking on the phone instead of sending a short text and why? The tacky whatever abbreviation most of us used, is pretty irritating. Oh, I don't used abbreviation, mind you.Why do we used abbreviation in the first place? Come on, you don't have to be stingy over 5 cents per sms. If you can afford Chanel, Gucci or Prada, I'm sure you won't even care if a shit of sms cost everyone a 5 cents unless you're wearing fake designer goods. Just for the record, I have dimwits (in fact many of them) sent me text messages with super duper crazy abbreviations; a fucking unreadable abbreviations ya'll. Either I asked them to write it over again or just fucking can't be bothered.So yeah, jargons like GTG or LOL which I'm familiar are accepted because I sorta use it as well; not often.And again, as I'm blogging, this pops out. Do you really want to hella shorten every fucking word you see? Are you goddamn illiterate or something? Are you a retarded that you aren't able to type in... More About: Forms , Short
Gala Premiere of The Chronicles of Narnia - Prince Caspian
2008-05-14 18:14:00 So when was the last time I stepped into a movie theatre, eh?To be honest, the last time I stepped into the cinema was a few months ago to watch a short film or rather a preview of "August 29" (about aids) with the rest of other invited bloggers. As we all already know, I have so many things on my plate and I do not even have anytime to spend for myself. Don't even mention time for my friends. I don't know what I have been doing all this while. How great!So anyway, I've watched the trailer earlier and oh my god oh my god oh my god!! I died!I have to let you know that I really really love to go and watch the exclusive screening of The Chronicles of Narnia : Prince Caspian. Who wouldn't? I have to watch it no matter what! *Laugh hystericallyThe sound effect and everything are just amazing and too good to be true! I love it.I also thought it is very theatrical and seems like an interesting movie to me. I'm really looking forward to see the new "Narnia" movie that is coming out soo... More About: Premiere , Prince Caspian
After Party
2008-05-14 04:24:00 I'm not in any mood to blog today. First, as we all already know, I lost my cellphone in a SHOPPING CENTRE around Orchard just yesterday in a cubicle before attending iTalenstar Event as a guest. Who would have thought Fauzi is super careless, eh? Whatever.Not knowing my friend's contact worries me alot. For your information, I don't memorise everyones' contact and that includes my mom's. How fantastic!Okay rambling aside and let's talk about yesterday's event, shall we?---------------The "REFRESHMENT" part:Guys, I ate ten delicious brownies yesterday! Crazy as it may sound to you, I swear I ate alot. I ate 5 slices of Hawaiian pizza, 4 popiah roll and 4 mini sandwiches in all. I don't even care to know how much calories I've gained altogether! I don't want to freak myself up. But hey, I did avoid rice though. The fried rice was super tempting. But I did managed to stay a distance away from it. Hahahahahaha. Now I see badunkadunk(s) playing around my tummy.We all know I'm... More About: Party
Nominate Fauzi Rassull
2008-05-12 20:17:00 To hundreds of you out there who love my blog simply because I'm honest to myself and to everyone, please please please I'm begging you, nominate me!I know this is kerazzzy for some reasons but hey, it won't take much of your time ya'll.Click the link to nominate me okay>>>> NOMINATE FAUZI RASSULL NOW------------Anyway, here's an example form of what to fill in case you're wondering and go panic. No worries, this will help you okay.I love you!
Mentioned At A Forum
2008-05-12 17:41:00 I LOVE COZYCOT!!!!! I DO! I don't know if this really caught my attention for any reasons. Somehow, I thought this poor Ah Lian cunt simply won't stop promoting, yours truly, Fauzi Rassull. I got to know of it after I tracked down maniacs who tried so hard to use my name into this Internet system. Oh well, I knew it long ago but didn't intend to do any follow up about it.I thought she's dead! But I was wrong. Totally wrong!And today, she has proved that she wants to be a jealous green-eyed female shrek of Singapore! She tried so hard to get more more more more more people to hate me by stating stupid and baseless fact. Hahaha.And oh, ask me why she intend to revive her old thread again?Firstly, nobody reply to her first thread where she begins with..."Singapore Only Male Bitch? Self Proclaimed?" something like that in a thread because people knows she's a jealous bitch.Secondly, her thread was super boring.Thirdly, she tried so hard to gain fans. When she gets the right amount ... More About: Forum
Event Calender
2008-05-12 11:19:00 As ya'll already know by now, I'm a huge fan when it comes to free gifts, free admissions, free invitations, free passes to luxury/cheap/local shows or whatever. I AM!And again. Book me. Tell me I'm invited to your event please please please for life of god. Haha. I know I'm just a goddamn blogger out of nowhere. I'm just nothing to everyones' eyes, yes? Who cares? Just make me happy. Make me horny in anyway you wish, okay.The last time, I was invited to attend the opening ceremony of the iTALENSTAR at Ministry of Sound and also had a pair of invitation to enter Timbre Bar for free. Who would have thought, eh?And to add on, I was also invited to attend "Youth Aids Event " organised by the Health Promotion Board to watch a preview show at Cathay Ceneleisure. That was awesome I tell you.So anyway, I'll be attending an interview session at Club 21 and after which, will proceed my way to Orchard Ceneleisure as a guest for the "iTALENTSTAR Finale Event" (in collaboration with Frien... More About: Calender
Homophobic Slur In Singapore
2008-05-11 04:32:00 It's 10:30am here in Homophobic Singapore . Just for the record, I just woke up and here I am -- sitting in front typing away with my laptop. I know it's super early to blog but I really do not have any choice because I'm going out later on and probably will be back home late and so I thought, NOW is the best time to blog.I've done checking my mailbox. I'm done with youtube and ecetera. And right now, I have an issue to talk about.No. This is not any parliament house okay. This is not a forum of any kind where you can contest yourself as the president for the next upcoming presidential election, hunney. This is my online shrine and I don't need anyone to worship me in anyway.HOMOPHOBES. HOMOPHOBIC. HOMO BASTARDS. Anything else you want to add?? And oh, does HOMOphobia count? HahaEveryone in this blogosphere know I love humans alot even if you're a homophobes, poor or ugly! I don't stereotype anyone. [click it on]If homophobes out there who have a big issue with homos/gays/les...
Binge Eating Is NOT Fauzi Rassull
2008-05-09 22:29:00 I don't know if I'm gonna make it right this time... You know, when I binge, I binge in a terrible way. When I binge, I binge on meat! You know, I choke myself with chicken and beef for two consecutive days now. And when I say I choke myself with meat, I really mean it okay. I didn't had any salad AT ALL.. I am goddamn surprised myself. Who would have thought that Fauzi Rassull actually stayed away from salading for 2 days! Pizzas, Chicken Wings and all that are the kinda food which I've been avoiding but hey, I just couldn't help it. All I need to do is to place them INN my big fucking mouth and swallow them till it reaches my intestines. The side of them just make my hormones goes haywire.God gracious, I just had a few slice of pizza earlier when I got home from a concert. Pizza is an orgasmic food, remember?Although this is my first time binge eating after fer so many months, I kinda felt like I'm gonna be fat sooner or later. I'm so scared. I've been a self-conscious lad... More About: Eating , Binge Eating
My Favourite Family Routine Contest
2008-05-09 21:02:00 There's no better time for the entire family to initiate a healthy routine than back to school time. Anyone agrees with on that???? As we all already know, parents have the strongest effect on their children's behavior, character, so be a role model and take these easy steps to make healthy living a way of life.You know, a healthy family routine is not about having dinner together every night. Think out of the box and you will know what I meant. Here are a few examples which I could think of.I assumed each and everyone of us knows by now that family dinnertime seems like a thing of the past. By eating together, our parents can help their children to have a healthy and a balanced meals.Number Two! Factor in family fitness. I've seen quite alot of families took their day off on weekends to spend time with their kids at East Coast Park for bike rides to stay fit an to have fun. For some families, they would prefer a game of hide-and-go seek, a walk though the neighborhood, shooting ... More About: Contest , Family
Untitled
2008-05-08 18:20:00 Hey play-boys and play-girls, please cool yourself down okay. The Gay "thang" has almost become a cliche if you idiots don't know. That's why I'm telling you now.Me, a gay? Is that a smart question to ask in the first place?Hahaha. FUCK YOU ALL. AND I MEAN IT.
RE: Perez Hilton
2008-05-07 19:12:00 Mom, I was at Perez 's earlier and one of his post really really caught my eye -- about a man who had more than 100 shotguns pellet drilled on every parts of his body.Here is an open letter to dear Mr Spokesman.Mistaking a man for a turkey? Haha. Who would have thought god almighty have them born with a pair of eyes placed at the butt, eh? Very very unfortunate.With that being said, it's guiness world book of records for that poor man! More About: Perez Hilton , Hilton
Fauzi Rassull Reveal
2008-05-07 17:50:00 Now you idiots please tell me. What do you think when a son of a bitch goes around to anyhoo's tagboard and leave your my blog URL for stupid reason?And god, I've been blogging for almost 4 years now and honestly, I've never done anything like, leaving your/my/whoever friend's blog URL to anyone's tagboard with an attached shout-out to whoever is reading that message to persuade idiots to visit that link and leave some remarks to that goddamn blogger.And lookie lookie what I found............NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARESHOCKING SHOCKING SHOCKING SHOCKING(I love Jason Pereira. I admire him even more when he blog. And after all this scandal and cheapy cheapy comments tagged by some satans from hell, I shall hate him. I shall hate him the same wayyyy like I hate his fans who worship his tagboard. Lick his ass then. For some reason, I think Jason should jolly well take down that tagboard and keep it in his own closet. People are taking advantage of it.)Personally, That i...
BLOGGER Look Out
2008-05-06 20:54:00 I can't believer I'm saying this. I am fat. Take note, I'll be at Shaw Centre on Thursday afternoon. So ya'll keep an eye for me okay. And then, head back home and let me know if I am a FAT bitch! Never ever say the word "FAT" in public because I have my virgin to look after. Haha.Anyway, stay away/keep a distance of 10m away from me okay, hunney. Ya'll consider rude if by chance, anyone try to get near me. Watch your move because someone's watching. Whatev. More About: Blogger
All The Way From America: Michael Buckley
2008-05-06 07:50:00 I am surprise that Michael Buckley (from What The Buck Show) came over to leave his comment. I had a sudden heart attack and I am serious. HahahaTake not, the alien that had commented me MAY/MAY NOT be the real Buck. He could've been an imposter from nowhere.So anyway, even if Buck isn't a comedian, he is still an entertainer to everyone on Youtube/Media or what shit, yes? A comedian is also considered as an entertainer if he don't know. Whatever he is anyway. All the stuff he does really is annoying and irritating. PERIOD More About: America
Youtube Sensation
2008-05-05 19:23:00 It's 10:23am in this fabulous Singapore and thank goodness I was awaken by the sound of that bloody garbage truck. You know, I have so many things to complete. In other words, I'm a busy man. But I always find a time to blog.So anyway, I love to bitch. Everyone knows that, yes? There is something I want ya'll to know. I've always been a fan of Chris Crocker for his goddamn shits. His crap is always a good point. He manage to grab everyone's attention with a snap. He knows what he is doing. He is honest and a true girl indeed.And there's also a famous comedian on youtube based in America. Have anyone heard about NigaHiga whatever his name? I love his videos so much. Who would have thought a young lad like him is able to produce a short and simple video and at the same time, make it a funny one, eh? I would rate him 9 out of 10 for being the best and hilarious comedian evar on youtube. He is a smart ass and creative. I love it. I really do.However, Buck (from What The Buck Show)... More About: Youtube
You've Spoilt It
2008-05-05 16:39:00 The previous post about "Singapore Superhero" did not make any sense at all. In fact to me, that was a random post. That post was actually meant for a contest I participated in which the best post will walk away with the grand prize of a Acer laptop worth over S$3000. Yes, three thousand fucking dollars. I'm not really eyeing for that laptop actually because I have my own personal laptop. So, I don't really need it.I just hope that I get a pair of special screening passes to Golden Village cinema for merely being the first 25 bloggers to submit the entry. I hope that I'm one of those 25 ya'll. I really want it badly. By any chance, I didn't manage to get an invitation pass, I'll do it my way. Which means, I will email the board of director or whatever and insist that I'd be given an invitation pass and tell them that I am Singapore's Only Male Bitch. I'll do whatever it takes to be granted a permission to Golden Village cinema. Even if they want to rob me of my virginity, I...
Singapore Superhero Contest
2008-05-05 05:01:00 Although there are many superheroes, they are all very unique in their own special ways. I will try to compare three of these heroes -- Spiderman, Superman and Batman. When they were originally conceived, only Superman was born with special powers such as super human strength, the speed of a locomotive and being able to leap skyscrapers. Batman needed to work and use his intellect to gain his strength whereas Spiderman was involved in a scientific experiment that went wrong.“You can do it Superman, you can do it!” Who are we kidding? Superman is one of the world’s most idolized super heroes (I assume). Okay, so no regular human could take on what Superman does, but does it mean that we can’t still watch his heroic ways every week at kid’s channel? Superman is our modern day hero, one that everyone wants to be like but realizes that they will never be able to fly through the air to save a burning building.However, superheroes like them, are almost getting cliché. We’ve I... More About: Contest , Singapore , Superhero
My Sunday!
2008-05-04 06:06:00 It's Sunday . It's weekend. I'm going to spend it well ya'll. That means, I'm staying away from the internet world full of irrate people. Bye Bitch! =)
Am I Your WANNABE Blogger? DAWN YANG Is!
2008-05-03 03:47:00 By any chance if you think my blog bores you, get a diet coke ready before hand okay, hunney. I don't understand why you bother so much about it. If you think it bores you in the first place, you shouldn't continue reading. Stay away from here. If you think you can't leave here without giving me a negative remarks, you can do so at the tagboard. Have it done quick and go off. If you like it profanity, I mean, FUCK OFF! Just say whatever you want. Nobody stops you. You can call it "freedom of speech" whatever suits you.I cannot deny that I blog mainly on one thang here. As we all already know, this is a blog that talks about ME and ME being/wanting to be THIN! This is not a fashion blog. This is not a blog where I grief about someone's death. Worse, I do not blog about relationship here because I feel it is not appropriate for some reasons okay. And have you came across a post where I talk about your family? No, I have not because your family does not really concern me in anyway.... More About: Blogger , Yang , Dawn
I Love Chinese So Much
2008-05-02 15:27:00 Oh my god! My adrenaline hormone shot up the moment I saw a guy with a skinny leg. The thigh and everything is super thin. Hell thinner than my canon-sized thigh. How can that be? I swear to god.. Neither he look like the type of person who eat salads nor biscuits. One look and you'll know he is that type of person with that gangster attitude, a guy who smoke and always had "Long John Silver" meal in town. Yes, he is a Chinese not from mainland China ya'll. Visualise it and you'll know.Long John Silver, eh? I would rather kill myself than to have a meal from Fast-Food!And out of the blue for whatever reasons, I wonder why all Chinese in general are super thin, eh? I mean look at the girls. Look at the guys as well. I like them (Chinese) so much than people of my blood/heritage. I love them! This is kerazzyy alright, hunney.I've never been like this for nuts. This is really insane. I adore CHINESE so much more now I tell ya. Oh shoot, this isn't a joke. Tell me it isn't.Haha. T... More About: Love
A Note
2008-05-01 17:29:00 This blog is still in the process of renovating. So yeah, will be 1000 percent complete/ready soon. I can't give a date in the mean time because I've so much task on my plate. I'm a busy lad in real life. And I hate to make promises okay because promises are meant to be broken. So forget about that.BYE BITCH! =) More About: Note
Super-Skinny Jean Is Pretty
2008-04-30 14:25:00 It's 8:30pm (Singapore Time) and look look look what I've found. Everyone knows that I love super skinny jean so much. Trust me I do. If you hate it, you have a problem. Skinny jean ain't ugly. In fact, it makes one looks hell slimmer. It actually helps to slim down your my canon-sized thigh. Who cares if it's not the inn thang anymore. In today's fashion, it's all about YOU and how you dress yourself okay, hunney. It's not about trend anymore. This is 2008. I don't follow trend okay.And oh, if you think straight cut is cool, good for you! Well I thought, they look disgusting to my eyes. Say whatever you want to those people who wears skinny jeans ya'll. We know we look perfect with it. We know we fit it well...Sorry if skinny jeans don't do justice with you alright. It's not my fault in anyway. You're short.Bye Bitch! =) More About: Super , Pretty , Jean
An Angel Speaks The Truth
2008-04-30 04:39:00 I woke up this morning and the first thang I did was, to look at my mirror. Wow! I look like an angel. This isn't a joke okay, hunney. Do I have to swear on this?Anyway, first thang first. If you hate me for some reasons, I don't care. If you think you're fatter than me, I'm glad that you are. And if you think I'm fat, I know I am okay. I already told myself from the start that I want to make this online shrine of mine a funnay and entertaining blog for all. In other words, it's not just about bitching for the sake of bitching. Get it, hunney? I know you don't.I don't want to to anger out my frustration with all of you who simply thinks I create trouble in this blogoshpere. I know I will not gain anything apart from getting trash from different morons of the world. Look here, if you think I don't entertain you for what shits and all, you can jolly well go to your friends blog if you think they ARE super duper entertaining. This really cracks me up ya'll.And I starting to r... More About: Truth , Angel , The Truth
Thin Means Perfection
2008-04-29 14:18:00 I have wayyyyyy alot of things to be done on my plate. I felt like I've not been blogging and have my blog update for weeks (though it's only hours). But whatever.I'm here. I already have my little online shrine updated. So ya'll better read and go crazy!--------------Many people have been giving me wonderful and fabulous comments about me being thin. Am I flattered or what? Unfortunately, SOME felt otherwise. They hate me for being too over self-concious. They hate me because I'm all vain. Hahaha. Hilarious, eh?Okay okay, Different people have their point of views. So what now?I just want to add-on. Being thin is also about perfection yaw. I know I AM not perfect in some ways or another. So are you!TYRA BANK SHOULD SEE THIS FOR HERSELF!And where's Kate Moss? I have to let her know that she thinspires everyone (not me alone) to stay thin!!!As of now. I really want to attend a THINSPO PARTAY right here in Singapore (if there's any). I really want to. I want to explore and meet... More About: Perfection
Confession Time
More articles from this author:2008-04-27 18:01:00 "Nobody wants to be lonely, nobody wants to cry"Seriously, who the hell wants to be lonely? Why should I be in the first place. I have lots of friends that I trust. I have many of them whom I considered my sex partner. I can't tell you who they are because it is my dirty little secret okay.So anyway, I had sex almost everytime at a mall. I do it openly so that everyone see it with their own eyes. I want them to think that I am the only fucking person that they've evar met. Haha. Is that a joke? Okay whatever. I made up the story actually. It's crap. Alright. That's not the whole point here. Everyone told me that I'm neither fat nor I look like Randy Jackson at any angle. But then, why on earth I have a canon-sized thigh if you think I AM not fat. How do you explain that? Tell me please. I hate to grumble over this sorta thing because it's just stupid. I know. You cannot blame me. This is how I express myself when I look at my relection. Blogging is a platform for me to let the... More About: Time , Confession 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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