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Granny Nanny Was A Gangster
2008-03-15 17:42:00
CLICK IMAGE BELOW TO VOTE FAUZIHow would you feel when your granny nanny scream that F word right up to your face? Personally, that isn't healthy at all. Someone just have to bring her to a clinic and get her a brain check for good.This video I found inside my closet earlier just freaking shocked me. I was in a state of depression earlier and fuck it, this nanny made me laugh. How could she?So anyway.OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!! She made it work ya'll. She did. And her laughter just sounded much like a wicked witch. Oh boy oh boy, I bet she didn't even know what "Fuck You" meant. She probably thought it was a word to describe "I Love You" or something. How sick?Please by all means, do not ever make an old folks use that F word okay. Someone of that age should learn to be more respectful and should be respected. Teaching and adding that sorta word to her vocabulary does not turn her into an angel okay. What is really wrong with young people these fucking days?
More About: Nanny , Gangster , Granny

Tired Of Dildoes?
2008-03-15 03:46:00
CLICK IMAGE BELOW TO VOTE FAUZISex is everywhere -- on beer commercials, billboards, and in music lyrics yadda yadda. But most messages we receieved tell us that sex is basically something dirty that we shouldn't talk or mention about.. Most of us learn that our bodies, and our sex, are things to be ashamed of but why? Most of us learn that sex means a man on top of a woman, and that the only other choice is abstinence. But sex can be lots of other things.Women have sex with women, men have sex with men, women have sex with men -- and sometimes the best sex is with yourself! There are lots of safe and fun ways to get off, which you probably won't learn in school. You can do many of these things all by yourself as well as with others, and you can talk about them even if you don't want to do them. Don't feel like you have to do everything on this page, but don't feel like anything is automatically off limits either. The important thing is that everyone involved clearly says what ...
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Codependency
2008-03-14 06:35:00
CLICK IMAGE BELOW TO VOTE FAUZIThis is for all my friends who are codependency alright. I'm not naming anyone because that is just inappropriate. If you think you are, thank god you know it!This is a video that speaks about it. Ya'll know Chris Crocker, yes? I think this make sense.Personally, I am so sick to have anyone around me who is not independent. Come on, you're 17 and 18 or even 19 and to be codependency at that age just isn't right ok. Learn something from Chris Crocker! He'll teach you for good!I thank god I am not and why??!??! I'm all alone everyday. I'm alone whenever I shop. I'm alone whenever I'm outside. I'm just all alone. That's what I call INDEPENDENT if you know what that means..So yeap! This is due to the fact that majority of my friends are all fucken attached and think that relationship are super important than their bestfriend.

I Look Sick? Think Again
2008-03-13 18:21:00
CLICK IMAGE BELOW TO VOTE FAUZIAnyone dares to tell me that I look sick when I'm skinny, I'll slit your throat okay. Why can't everyone just shut up and mind their own business. Even if I look fat, overweight or obese to you, so what?!??!! Even if I am thin, slender than your granny, skinny or not, you don't have to tell me alright.You see it with your pair of eyes, you jolly well keep those nasty comments to yourself. I really don't need it. I just don't need it.Hello, I do eat okay. I'm controlling my diet and that's all. You do not have any reason to tell me that I look sick because I know my health hell better than you. You're not me at all and so shut up.I'm neither skinny nor am I thin alright. I still find myself fat whenever I look at myself in the mirror. That's a really scary thing to look at. I mean to look at your own reflection and to know that you look fat is totally not right. Agree?And I'm trying so hard to avoid all camera shots of myself lately and why?...
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Brit Catwalker: Agyness Deyn
2008-03-13 04:33:00
CLICK IMAGE BELOW TO VOTE FAUZII hope Agyness Deyn is reading this but hell I don't think she will.Seriously I need to let her know that I'm a huge huge fan of her.I like her stlye and personality and everythang. She is just amazing top model ever ya'll. Besides, she has this british funky girl look that really made everyone me "DIE". I love it. I do.Can I be like her?Please tell me I can.AGYNESS DEYN ALL THE WAAAYYYYY

What About Singapore?
2008-03-12 17:05:00
Security is the foundation for Singapore 's success??For real?Is that true?Tell me ya'll.My Grandad is a Malaysian. That makes me half-Malaysian. So I know nothing. Just presume that I'm dumb or whatever right now.I need a real Singaporean to tell me straight to my face that, that statement is super true!Sorry granddad for using your nationality.Although you're not reading this because you're somewhere in pathetic jungle of Malaysia right now that do not have any internet connection.I miss you.

Who Love Dirty Thoughts?
2008-03-12 12:24:00
I was doing my usual routine earlier and out of the blue, this question just pops out from nowhere. I'm not a scientist nor a doctor and I've got no idea how the brain works actually. Have you came across any situations when you're having a conversation with your friend for instance and in the middle of the convo, something distract you and ended up you not paying attention to what they were saying. Being distracted here means your brain is busy thinking with some other important issues (sex or anything weird). I wonder if this is natural to humans. I don't know.I thank God every day, that people cannot read my mind. So when people ask what’s on my mind. I say "OH NOTHING". But, wouldn't you like to know what that nothing is?Anyway, How do you stop your brain from thinking dirty?To answer that, here are some answers I could think of. You can opt to believe it or not. I don't care.1) Fauzi believe that we can stop thinking dirty by using a taser gun2) Placing a rubber band ar...
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Mat Selamat Is Getting On My Nerve
2008-03-12 04:28:00
I bet everyone have heard about him before, yes?How dumb can I be for not knowing that Mat Selamat is one of Singapore's Wanted Man and was the leader of JI Terror Network?Seriously, I really have no idea who he is until I saw a poster of him in the train while I was heading to town two weeks ago ya'll.This man is so famous here in Singapore. He is everywhere -- in the trains, buses, cubicles, train stations/platforms, bus terminals, in shopping malls, newspaper, tabloids and ecetera.I mean posters. Many posters were pasted everywhere. The sight of him makes me sick. I hate him. He's ugly anyway.But the question is, where is he right now? Where is he hiding?No one has a clue.So yeap. There were a few reports stating that this man is in some parts of Malaysia. I don't know if that's true. You know, security has been super tight the day after he had escaped from a detention centre at all Singapore's Checkpoint.Imagine that he is in Malaysia right now. What have you got to say ab...

Janina San Miguel Crapped At Pilipinas World 2008
2008-03-11 09:25:00
I have to let everyone know that I love all Filipinos. They are talented people and you know I adore that.However, it is no secret that I just detest their attitude. Imagine that you're a talented bitch and then you have this sorta fucking attitue in yourself. What do you think of it? That isn't right, yes?I always think that talented creatures are always humble towards everyone. But I was wrong. Totally wrong about the Flips.Just for the record, I am a huge fan of Youtube. Youtube has always been the number 1 site which I visit on a daily basis. So anyway, I came acorss this video (from Youtube of course) and I just felt like sharing it to all of you. No worries. This is for a good cause.Have ya'll realised that the Flips adore to criticise other singers from other planet and kept stressing that Filipino singers are hell much better than others? I said this because I've seen alot of this similar comment posted by Flips themselves. It's obvious dimwits!And worse, there was a po...
More About: World , 2008 , Miguel

That Bloody Critic
2008-03-10 04:13:00
I don't know if any of you read his blog before. You have to go there right now and read Pereira's bloody critics!The blog post, the contents and everything are just fantastic. I love it..MARK MY WORDS BABIES!!!
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My All Time Favourite Song
2008-03-09 04:15:00
You better not be mean! Tell me that you love this song more than I do. More than your mom. More than your boyfriend. More than your lesbian partner. More than any moronic airhole in this planet okay.I'll see you in awhile ya'll.
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Danny Noriega And Ramiele Malubay Are Sweet
2008-03-07 18:04:00
First thing first. I felt sorry for anywho who got cut and couldn't join the rest in the top 12 for IDOLS. Wish them the best of luck ya'll. =)Anyway, here's a video when Danny Noriega was eliminated. I want you to look at that cute pinay girl, Ramiele Malubay's reaction!!! I felt like crying as well. It was so touching. Oh my god. They are like more than bestest friend ever!How I wish I'm in Noriega's place and have at least one or two of my friends cry for me. You know what I meant? Postscript: I do not have any BEST FRIEND at all. I'm finding one or two or maybe 5 right now.. Time will tell. Even a friend whom you considered them bestest-friend whatever ran away from you. Go away from you. Avoid you. So yeah, I'm prepared to delete off each and every memories I had with anyone and start every single thang afresh.. Yes, I am willing to do that. So true!Yes, I'm being pathetic. SO WHAT!I don't care.
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Skinny Is The Real Lean
2008-03-07 04:43:00
Ok! I cleared up a few/junk emails earlier particularly from anonymous. So yeah, this is what I don't understand. I don't know how many times should I repeat this. If anyone have a problem with me, I don't mind. I don't trash you back because I don't want to be labelled as an immature creature living in this planet. I'm doing my own thing right here, get it?Basically, one email came from this stupid country, Australia. This creature actually ask me what's my diet in a nicer way. And then, slowly that email sorta turned nasty. Get what meant here? He actually said this "You ought to stay in africa and die right there for good!"I ought to stay in Africa? I ought to die right there? Omg. Somone actually wants me to die ya'll.I don't know if I should take this personally. Maybe I shouldn't. This is what I always told my friends. We simply can't please everyone!I'm upset.I hate myself.Oh, why would I hate myself? That's utterly rubbish.--------------Anyway, just to let every...
More About: Lean , Skinny , Real

US Marines Threw A Puppy Off A Cliff
2008-03-05 02:03:00
Seriously I'm not a fan of puppies or dogs eversince I was a kid. I'm just afraid that they might eat me up or something. I swear! You know, I have this sorta phobia that always act up whenever I saw either one of them.The one thing which you people don't know is, I will grab my friend's hand and hold them tight. When I say grab, I mean hell grab until it leaves a mark on their hands. Ask them! Ask whoever with me all the time!But hey, I still love the way they look (puppies and dogs). They are cute creatures, yes?So yeap, I just realised that one fucking US Marine actually threw a puppy off a cliff recently in war-torn Iraq! Oh my god!(I don't watch teevee! I don't get myself updated with the latest news on BBC/CNBC/CNA coz' I'm so busy with hell lots of things to complete. Therefore, I depend much on Vlogs and Blogs.)THANK YOU MATTHEW LUSH!I googled for video to see if it was true. Maybe this helps alot.This isn't right at ALL!! Anywho in this world try to be funny or thi...
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The Town Story
2008-03-04 03:43:00
woI went to town the other day and I found this shop located somewhere at level 3 of Far East – Singapore.Ya’ll know, Far East was known for its cheap and super cheap things, yes? This is what I always thought. A cheap place will never be neat or whatever that means.Get what I meant here?So yeah, I came across this shop called Urban Junkie. Yes, I was really surprised. I couldn’t imagine how need the shop was. When Fauzi step into a store that neat, he will mess the place and make anyone who owns that place to work but I didn’t. I was being too kind that day. I wasn’t myself. Shoot!The real Fauzi is super bad and wicked alright. Get that?Look how need it is. Oh anywho love vintage things, go in there. And again I repeat; it’s located somewhere at Far East (Singapore) if my memory serves me right bitch!After that, I saw this shop which I sorta fine it stupid.Yes, a stupid shop with a stupid sales assistant.I don’t get people who open a shop and sells small little things...
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Skinnyfries Is Skinny
2008-03-03 06:23:00
Hey everyone. I always love to blog about people. I love to bitch alot, yes?And for this post, I'm not gonna bitch nor am I gonna criticise anywho because that's not what I want to do -- at least for now. I will just show you the good side of me for this moment okay.Anyway, let's get to the point shall we? I stumble across this lady's friendster page way few months back and I tell you what. She's beautiful. She's pretty. She look glamorous in all her photos and very much like High Fashion! I swear to life of god. This isn't a lie.Just for the record, her friendster page is one site which I visit on a daily basis. That's a good thing. I'm addicted. I died when I look at her. I know I'm ke-razy. I'm super retarded but heck, I don't care.You know, she's someone that you might envy with. I don't know about you but well as for me, YES. A pretty pretty pretty YES.I think it'll be great if I upload a few photos to get you thinking who I'm talking about okay and please for m...
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Recently
2008-03-03 05:06:00
I am still a little bit lost and a little bit crazy, but with 30% less hydrogenated oils!Blame to the recent blogging absence on a shift in the wind. Contrary to popular belief, your beloved skeptic does get out of the house once in a while, and lately it's been more like once every two days. Blame it on myself. Blame it on outings.I spent my holiday like you would have wanted me to, strutting down the runway of the malls and socializing, and have come to the sordid realisation that i could get particularly acclimated to having fun. Peculiar but true.So, I haven't been myself of lately. The usual self-loathing has been forcibly set on a moderately toasty backburner, and some kind of wild bitch has been let loose in its place, one who lacks morals and any particular wisdom on how much rum should be ingested within any particular period of time.
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My Idol: Tyra Banks
2008-02-29 07:05:00
No one knows how much I love Tyra Banks . Yes, she has inspired millions of people around the world from her TV show. I'm a fan of her. A big fan. I'm addicted to her in a way. I can even bet with you that not a single man in this living world love Tyra like I do.Was she amazing in that video? Tell me that you love her NOW ya'll!--------------Anyway, here is the fun thang which everyone are waiting for. I know ya'll are addicted to my pictorial. I know my photos kill your boredom. Please come over often and I'll shower you with many many many and many amazing poses of me.A stucked up fan took this for me without my consent! I was hella shocked.
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Fauzi Rassull With A 23 inch Waist. Ask My Secret!
2008-02-27 20:56:00
This is one of the most shocking news for everybody. I went to try a skinny jean somewhere here in Singapore earlier and I was asked what's my waist measurement. This is the part which I hate the most. I hate to let people (be it friends or just anyone around me) know of my waist measurement. I prefer to keep it low and remain a secret because I don't think it's that important -- letting the world know of your waist size. I'm just too scared because I don't want my friends to go "What? You're fat!".Yes, I'm hell one of a self-consious bitch. I'm just so particular with something when it's not right or if it's not up to my expectation. I know everyone will go "Fuck me" with that attitude. No, I didn't choose to be like that. I was born to have this mindset. It cannot be change. Yes I've tried to but hell, I just couldn't.Anyway, I asked for a size 26inch for that skinny jean instead. I didn't know 26inch was hella too huge for me when I put it on. I didn't even realise...
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The More Haters The Merrier
2008-02-26 18:13:00
Hey boys and girls. This is a gift for all of you who hate me. I'm giving you a photo of my gorgeous-self in return to show my love for you... Thank you all and bye bitch!
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I Have A Problem With Employed People In General
2008-02-26 07:30:00
Hahaha. That was supposed to be my first ever Video Blogging or Vlog for short. I am disappointed because I failed my Vlog. I'm totally out of words and I need to cut it short. I didn't have any script with me and I just spoke whatever that came out from my smartass brain ya'll. And oh, it's blank!! Fuck! I really have got no idea how this stupid cam works! Where is my face!! Shoot.I don't know about you. Have anyone felt the same I do? In an instance, when you're asking someone out for a frapucinno, hamburger dinner or anything like that and out of the blue that someone simply turned away your request to join you because s/he is working. Okay, I knew there are other reasons behind like,"Oh I'm too tired because work was hell today""Sorry, I've alot of things to be done and yet to settle""I'm broke""My boyfriend ended our relationship and I'm not in the mood"yadda..yadda....yadda......How great?Personally, the response I got was fuckingly ridiculous! I'm not mad. I'm hap...
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Nec Hezner And Bryanboy Rocks!
2008-02-24 22:07:00
Ok. I shouldn't have blog about Gay in the first place. I think the situation is getting out of hand somewhere. You see, people has been giving me hate remarks about me being gay and oh, I deleted some comments because I find it inapporpriate.I'm not gay and you know that! So what now?!?Anyway, ignore all those bullshits.Here's the point. I took a few shots of myself earlier to make a namesign out of my favourite people. You know I love them more than my mom. Ok.Take note, these namesign weren't photoshop in anywhere. It just turn out gorgeous and beautiful despite the webcam being a bitch here. To all idiots who sent me hated comments of me being gay, please tell me that you adore me.
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Gay Isn't A Choice
2008-02-24 08:42:00
I was on Chris Crocker's youtube page awhile ago and somehow I thought this video does make sense to me to those gay-basher on Youtube. I don't know about you though. I don't care.You see, I don't know why people hate gay so much. I mean, you've seen people passed their negative remarks about gay here and there. I've heard it. I've seen it as well. And I don't mean just in real life in general, okay. Gay bashing and calling them fags are common things which happens online and it has almost become a cliche to us. Do you realise that?Somtimes I wonder if these people are really humans? If they are in the first place, I don't think they ought to judge gays this way. Aren't gays god's creation to you? I ask you this. Do you think it will make your life change to the better if you bash gays? I don't get you. I just don't because it does not make any sense.Next. I'm still curious why people hate gays so much that they have to call them "FAG". Yes, gay is fag. Fag is gay. We ...
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iTalentStar Goody Bag Is So Pathetic
2008-02-22 18:25:00
I was invited to the iTalentStar launch party which was held 2 days ago at Ministry of Sound. Hell yeah, I was excited of course. I got a goody bag when I arrived at the main entrance. That was so cool. It was so much fun when you got to enter MOS without the need to produce any tickets and to see people stared at you curiously.Anyway, I'm not to going to tell ya'll from A to Z of what I did at MOS. It was just so much fun and I had a great time. That's it.And earlier on, I just opened up (thank god! I almost forgot about it) that goody bag which I receieved that day. I was super shock when I found out that it contained something which I didn't expected. AT ALL.Things like memo pad or something, pens, magnet a postcard were the goodies. Hello, this is iTalenStar launch party. Just for the record, this iTalent contest is a collaboration with Friendster itself. And they should invest on something far more exciting rather than school stuff.I'd probably get those dumb in the bin ri...
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Youtube Chris Crocker
2008-02-22 07:29:00
What is Youtube to you?For all we know, Youtube is basically a video sharing website where users can upload, view and share video clips to millions to zillions to even trillions of people right here in this planet. Here's a little idea what you can upload in Youtube. You can upload a wide variety of video content, including movie clips, TV clips and music videos, as well as amateur content such as video blogging and short original videos but do take note, uploading copyrighted material are well of course not allow. I think that's common sense right.Anyway, I don't get our fellow Youtubers who kept on commenting hatred remarks to anyone (and I mean someone who aren't related to you in any way) they dislike.Take Chris Crocker for an example. When I first watch his Vlog/videos years back,I find him an amazing guy. Yes, I said that the very first time I got to know about him. I like his personality the most and why? He is straight forward. He is outspoken. He is being himself. What ...

Edison Chen Admits
2008-02-21 14:45:00
We saw Edison spoke about his sex photos which have been circulated online and offline, here and there, to all parts of the world for the first time evar. He admitted that he took that photos and were taken by him. Now what?Look at the amount of people who got so excited when the first few photos of him with some other popstar and actress were circulated for the first time. I ask you now! What will you get when you you look at all his sex photos scandal? Will you get some sort of a reaction and please don't tell us you got horny okay. That is ridiculous. Any men who read this post, I'm gotta say "Fuck you guys!". Yes that's right. Fuck You Guys!!!I hope that's clear enough for you to understand.I'm not a celebrity or whatsoever but hell, I do know what it feels like when something which are considered so personal got circulated in every corner of Google! I don't care if you've seen that photos or not. I don't give what damn if you've blog about him with his photos attached!...
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Pictorial Fever
2008-02-21 07:27:00
I swear to you this blog has slowly turn into a personal blog one way or another. I'm disappointed with myself for not respecting my vow. If you have follow my post every single day without fail, you'll realised one of the entry I mentioned about not gonna post anymore pictures of myself with anywho, yes? In other words, NO PICTORIAL MOMENTS. NO PICTORIAL SHOWBIZ. AND OF COURSE A NO TO PICTORIAL GALORE of me, me, me and me. But hey, seems like promises were broken. Yes, it is meant to be broken. Whatever.So kiddies, I don't wish to lag my blog and disrupt anyone's internet connection and turn my page into "Page Not Found" whatever it is from tonnes of pictures.There you have it. 7 is believe to be a good number. I don't know.Mom told me to be cheeky when I'm at Ministry of Sound. This cheeky?I look sorta fierce here or just being whoever?The expression is just Priceless!! I look like a dumb toad.And this Nokia-N Series Ad? I hate it so much. That photographer was unfair becaus...
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Vote Me For Asian Blog 2008 At SgFriends.Net
2008-02-20 06:27:00
Here's the thang which I know everyone are interested with. I decided to publicise this voting badge in a post because I know ya'll might not be aware of it if I just place this somewhere at my blog. Whatever I do, I want to make sure everyone knows about it. So yeah, this badge had been put in place 3 days ago (if my memory serve me right) but the amount of support was so bad compared to a few months ago.Anyway, I'm pleading each and every soul out there, where ever you are right now to please please please vote for me. It's really simple. Tell you what, my 6 year old cute lil' baby voted for me as well using grandmom's desktop. How cool?You have to do the same thang. Perhaps, make this your daily routine and prioratise it. You know other things comes second when it comes to Fauzi Rassull, no? Tell me voting for me is so much important to you than anyone else.Oh well. All I need is a sincere vote from you. A sincere one. I love you.Click the button below to shower me either a...
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Let's Play Pictorial
2008-02-20 04:58:00
I realised that I haven't been posting any pictures of myself with anywho eversince a video of me had been put up on youtube by some straight fag from Philippine a few months ago. I know what is Youtube for god sake. It's "Broadcast Yourself", no? I knew he love me and he enjoys the joy of broadcasting some shit out of a moronic bitch -- me of course.Anyway, I can't do anything about it. Reporting the video is just useless thang to do. It just dont work at all. Perhaps, Youtube is having an internal problem or some communication disruption or maybe corrupted in any way. Whatever.And ladies and gentlemen, allow me to share what I have inside my small little closet. Yeah babies, it's pictorial showtime. I'm having so much fun these few days. Tell me you adore my smile and please let the world know you want to kiss the hell out of me. I'm on.
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GET UP CLOSE WITH THE iTALENTS
2008-02-20 03:09:00
I hope you guys already know by now that the iTalentStar Party at Ministry of Sound (Singapore) or MOS (for short) will be launch today at 9pm -- Singapore time.Please by all means, attend this fabulous partaayy ever, okay. Bring your families, neighbours, lecturers, friends and enemies along with your or whatever.Even if you have to pay $20++ bucks to enter, just give it away. I mean, this is once in a lifetime my dear, yes?Oh well, I've got a pair of invitation. So that's exceptional for me. Ya'll know I'm so poor that I need to beg on a street for some genitals or pussies in order to get moneyshots!! Even for this invitation, I need to do something to get it you know.Just for the record, how many invitations have I got so far? I mean alot.Invitation for singing at Interrmezzo whatever it is.Invitation for movies.Invitation for iTalentStaryaddayaddayadda............... ..There were some others.postscript: I'm thick-skinned. Just email me (fauzirassull@gmail.com) if you wish to...
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