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Sex Is Necessary
2008-02-19 13:02:00 How necessary is sex to you? Let me put this way. If you ever had a relationship and there was no sex at all, would it be a satisfying relationship? And anywho who wonder whether or not being poly allow one to feel comfortable having various different kinds of intimacies, this is for you.Personally, I think sex is hella important to every living soul, but I do have really strong love for and intimacy with some people I am not sexual with. I could have a satisfying non-sexual relationship for god sake, but of course I would also need to have other relationships that were sexual -- extreme one. Ask me anywho around me. I've always been poly and perhaps part of it is that I want to be able to explore whereever a relationship might go, be it friendship or fuck-suck-buddy or longer-term lover.Make sense to you? I hope it does.
NEW LOOK AWAITING
2008-02-18 16:36:00 Give me some time while I undergo a major operation to my website.
Difficulty Walking In Heels, Don't Wear Em'
2008-02-18 10:09:00 I've never walk in heels before but I know how it feels like to walk with it.Most ladies I knew told me it uncomfortable to walk in super duper high heels because you can't walk at a fast pace, you can't stand too much or you might sprain your ankle, and you can't shop with ease.And so I ask what makes it hard for them to shop with ease. One of my girl said they need to focus on their heels (to find balance) more than their shopping. Now I understood. It's like you need to multi-task as you're shopping, yes?But I was pretty curious why some bombshells I've seen around town were seen walking perfectly in heels (and I'm referring to 6inch or higher heels) at a very fast pace even if they were jaywalking? I died when I saw bombshells in heels. They seemed confidence unlike those typical young girls who tried so hard to wear them without much practice. But hey, I need to applaud them for their efforts (for making me laugh my ass off watching them struggled).This is an example of... More About: Walking , Wear , Difficulty , Heels
Either Pingster Or Pingstress Being A Fool?
2008-02-18 04:34:00 Oh wait! What is it that makes you people hate me? And who playing dirty games here? Just for the record, I've contacted these people personally and geez, you're absolutely wrong to label me a cheater. Online cheater? Does that make any sense?Okay. For that malay (reena pancake) cunt out there, , where ever you are who commented earlier and to that bloddy fugly moronic toad (hot spicy black pepper chilly crap) who did commented me as well, , here's the thing.Did you know who is Fizzah?Who is nonoimonster??Worse, who is nadiasalim?and the rest yadda yadda...Please tell me you don't!And I know some others. I don't have their picture or clones on google.Do you think I live in this world full of idiots like you people? Hello, I'm schooled and I bloody have got no time to play games. Anyway, you guys are just typical dumbfucck of the world who likes to make headlines out of people and desperately needs attention like ME! I love headlines. Talk about me right now and I give you an o... More About: Fool
Piano Lessons Are Not Just About Music And The Piano Itself.
2008-02-17 06:53:00 Piano lessons do teach your kids (perhaps what their parents were not privileged to benefit from) to fish for themselves:1. Discipline (from that piano practice)2. Discovery (from new techniques/pieces taught from lesson to lesson)3. Tempo and the control of emotions (from pieces written by the great music masters - Ode to Joy and some others which you can name of) in various seasons of life4. Escape from the mundane into the esoteric5. Explore and express in their own compositions whatever genre they like6. Confidence to perform and express in private and public - satisfaction of achievement in pieces played properly and ability to play new music by sightreading.7. Teamwork when playing in ensemble-emotional intelligence in today's lingo.So DO keep piano lessons alive people - they teach kids experiences, skills, emotions, freedom - beyond the ordinary, in unexpected situations and discipline to reach for higher standards of achievement through enjoyment - more than most parents h... More About: Music , Piano , Lessons
Skinny Is The New Lean
2008-02-16 10:18:00 I’ve been pondering that lately. This week’s eating plan is vegan? I decided to really give vegan a fair shake (even though everyone I’ve ever met that was a vegan was fat)… so I’m making it a slow-carb vegan week. Hahaha. Whatever.I’m not eating noodles, potatoes (but I just did. Does French Fries counts?), carrots or any other high carb vegetable. I have my doubts about rice. According to low carb theory, white rice is just as bad as bread, noodles, potatoes and other pure simple carbohydrate based foods. Eating rice should make you fat under low carb theory.But wait! Rice is the staple diet of 1/3 of the world’s population. Most residents of all Asian and African countries eat a ton of rice… and are the thinnest people in the world. Duh! They are thin because they ate only rice. Where is the protein -- chicken, beef, pork etc?It is also a staple in central America. Costa Ricans eat a LOT of rice. They are thinner than North Americans. What gives?I’m really not s... More About: Lean , Skinny
Why Singapore Have To Be Bilingual? Isn't It Stupid?
2008-02-16 04:10:00 I have a thought: Is anybody looking into increasing the number of hours available for teaching and learning of second languages such as Mandarin, Tamil and Malay? For those who take about 3 hours of classes a week to learn either one of them, you're stupid and why? I sorta think it is grossly inadequate to achieve proficiency if you were to ask me (and by proficiency, I mean being able to read and write in the language like a native speaker at a similar level by the time you've finish secondary or post-secondary education).Besides, I'm not sure if "the ability to speak Asian languages keeps us relevant in the region". Helpful for sure, but relevant?? Just look at the number of people desperately trying to learn/master English these days! So much for being bilingual, eh?Okay. No doubt that being bilingual definitely helps - it will open doors to more opportunities yadda yadda yadda. But don't you think it's just ridiculous? Ridiculous in the sense that, we ought to know "Englis... More About: Singapore , Stupid
Singapore's Ah-Beng. Are They Cool People?
2008-02-15 03:00:00 What is Ah Beng? According to wikipedia, Ah Beng is a term commonly given to a member of a group of young Chinese men in Southeast Asia, particularly Singapore and Malaysia. These Chinese men, whose age ranging from their early teens to late 20s, usually centralise in the busier and more developed cities in the region, but are usually seen as originating from smaller or more rural towns yadda yadda yadda.Personally, I think Ah Beng are people with sorta have got no life and someone who live in their own planet, no?Anyway, I won't dwell on the term much and let's get to my point, shall we?What do you think of young boys turned into ah-bengs? Is it good or a bad sign?No doubt it's bad. I don't know about you but personally I find that they are just disgusting bunch of losers who sorta act cool to people like, ME and just ME. Besides all those bad languages and all, I wonder if you realised, they have got really bad, bad and bad fashion ya'll -- worse than a nerd.What do you think... More About: People , Cool
Why On Earth Some Men Can't Get Women Pregnant?
2008-02-13 11:36:00 I know you're wondering why is that so. Based on my knowledge and from what I knew, there could be a few reasons. The first would be the man has a pathetic low sperm count. Some men may have "dry orgasms" if you know what that means. Another reason could be a narrow urethra, where as very little semen can escape. The man may not "shoot" sperm and it may not get to the egg.I don't know if you believe it or not. But I swear, this is true. Oh my god, I can't believe that a 19 year little boy knows alot than some of you, no? I just love biology. I really do. Whatever.Anyway, if you girls out there feel so afraid that you might get pregnant when you're having sex with anywho, I'd suggest you partner up with someone who has a low sperm count. That'll be great and why? You don't need condoms. You don't need spermicides. You just don't need any protection at all because you knew that you're not going to get pregnant. Am I right to say this ya'll?Take note, Be Smart When You Choos... More About: Women , Earth , Pregnant
No, Taking Digital Photos Of Yourself In Bikini Does Not Make You Hot
2008-02-12 15:50:00 I was at a global social network service earlier and I just couldn't stop myself from using that darn 'F' language to every profile I've stumbed. I don't get pretty ugly girls (teens of course) who tried so hard 'not to be' themselves. I just don't for life of god. I mean if you're someone who is a nerd and out of the blue, took a picture of yourself with a bikini on and strike a pose with that peace sign, what does that make you think? Hot? Sexy? You want all the guys to go "WOW" looking at it? You want them to go, "Shoot, I want her tits!", "Cum baby cum" or whatever that you think it's cute. Holy crap!Personally, I don't care. Ya'll know I screamed the word Fuck, right? And no, I don't even dare browse the rest of those under-rated, amateur, child-like, disgusting risque photos from the similar user of course. I don't even dare look at it.I don't wish to know what you think. I just felt that it's sorta embarrassing for a girl maybe and it's kinda makes me think t... More About: Photos , Bikini , Make , Digital , Taking
How Proud She Were Losing Her Virginity
2008-02-08 02:38:00 Like others have said, there are way too many reasons why people choose to be virgin. But to answer what is "so good" about it, Fauzi Rassull speaks.Sex is the literally the closest you can get to a person, and if you're going to spend the rest of your life with someone you may want some defining element that makes them more special to you than any other person. For some girls, this equates to giving them something that can only ever be given once and can never be taken back. Yeah, virginity that is.Illustrating this, take this for instance where you girls have a guy friend who refuses to say that he love you to anyone in any situation. And never does stuff like "can you tape the OC for me? yes? oh! I love you!" or doesn't even say it in a friend way. Generally, it's the same concept. If you sleep with a bunch of people who mean nothing to you, or anyone who does mean something to you how can you separate "the one" from the masses in a tangible way?And historically, it IS virtuou... More About: Virginity , Proud
Why I Hate The Eve Of Chinese New Year?
2008-02-07 11:05:00 Yes I do. I swear I hate the eve of Chinese New Year . In fact I hate the eve of every festival or occassions you call it. Ar whatev. More About: Hate , Chinese New Year
Happy Lunar New Year To Ya'll
2008-02-06 17:18:00 Sun Lin Fai Lok.. Xi Nian Kuai Le..Whatever language it may be, here's wishing you a great year ahead. Good Health, Good Wealth and all the Happiness you deserve. May all have a fruitful angbao collection and do remember to wear red undies for luck as well! Haha! More About: New Year , Happy , Lunar New Year , Lunar , Year
Dumb Maid Abuse Baby In Singapore
2008-02-06 17:12:00 I don't understand maids. I just don't. Why the hell they come here for? To be a social climber or what? They jolly well knew that they made up a quarter of Singapore 's population. So yeah, please behave when you're here.I ask you now. What it feels like to see your child being abuse or badly treated when you're not around? It hurts. Of course it does. Anyone thinks it's cool to see maids abuse kids from Singapore, you're sick.Click! Click! Click! if you think MAIDS are worthless creatures from the turd worldI know there are tonnes of videos similar to this but heck, only the latest are shared. Sorry ya'll. I felt sorry for the baby. I do. Anyway, I need to see that maid in that video. I need to. Anywho, bring me to her right now....We can't just allow this to go on and on and on. We have to do something. Why not all maid agencies here in Singapore come out with a list of 10000 criterias so that people of the third world who wants to be a part time maid here in Singapore ca... More About: Baby , Abuse , Dumb , Maid
Penises And Pussies
2008-02-06 15:19:00 Am I jealous? Of course I am. Omg, this dude here is really amazing. A great cartoon artist for life of god ya'll. Who in the world could do this -- turning penis and pussy into some cartoon characters. He's a genius and a smart ass and he knew that. I want to find him. I don't care. I need to.Trust me, his drawing is for visual orgasm only. Anyone thinks s/he is horny, tell me. I'll provide you with some drugs. I'm for real, dammit.Compare me with him. I'm a little dumbfuck here people. I admit.
The Boys In Search Of Condoms.....
2008-02-05 17:33:00 The Mission: SAFE SHOPPINGWhy boys are afraid to buy condoms on their own? Why do they need to feel embarrass and kinda shy just to get condoms?I felt that most boys are not men enough and why? According to friends and aliens I've surveyed told me they are shy. Period. Shy?!!?? I was surprised of course and I just wonder where are their balls. I mean, you know you want to have sex on your own like, fucking yourself with your banana-sized penises and you could still say you're shy to me? That explains why I'm more manly than your father, no?Anyway, here are some of my personal views which I can think of right now ya'll.Getting myself a condom at a shop"I didn't find it embarrassing at all really. The thought of it was more scary than actually doing it. All you have to do is, walk into the shop, kept telling yourself it is perfectly normal, pick up the condoms off the shelf and take them to the till. So what if the cashier or whoever stares at you a bit?"Now, over the internet"I ... More About: Search , Condoms , Boys , The Boys
NSFW: Teen Masturbates Onboard Singapore Train (Videos)
2008-02-04 18:57:00 A friend (I wonder who s/he is) actually sent me an email 14 hours ago today with url link to a webpage.Ya'll know I screamed my ass off out loud after watching this degrading video by a Singapore an. What has come to us? Are we sick bunch of people? Anywho thinks masturbating onboard a train when no one's watching is hot, kill yourself now. I wonder how cheapy people can be.So there go, watch them with an open mind, will you?WHILE ONBOARD NORTH-EAST LINE:ONBOARD SMRT:ppp/sss: Tell me if you ever need a professional cameraman okay. Those videos are super duper bad quality. Next puhlease.P/S: Send me a message to ihatefauzirassull@gmail.com for request right NOW. More About: Videos , Train
What Your Girlfriend Might Be Thinking When Having Sex For First Time?
2008-02-03 16:19:00 Having sex for the first time evar is definitely one hella of a bigg deal for both of you. Here's a list which your girlfriend might be thinking about.Feel the loveDuh, every girls want their first time to be with anybody they love, care about and trust. They want to take things slowly and develop a really close bond before they get physical.Getting nakedBeing naked for the first time in front of someone they really love is like d'most scariest thang evar for some, no? Did you evar know that they are worries about what you will think when you see them with no clothes on.Fear of pregnancyOkay. This is common sense alright. Anywho under 18 obviously don't want to get pregnant. Carrying a condom will probably make you more attractive to the opposite sex because it shows respect, that you're not taking anything for granted and that you're a responsible kind of lad. Who'd have thought a simple rubber could do all that for you?! Look, a simple rubber of just 6 inch in length could p... More About: Girlfriend , Time , First Time , Thinking
(NSFW) 2 Girls, 1 Cup AND 2 Girls, 1 Finger - Nastiest Video Evar
2008-02-02 08:05:00 2 girls and 1 cup is a love triangle between two girls, a cup and some poo. It starts off with some hot lesbo action. Then a girl shits in a cup. The two girls then start to eat the shit. One of the girls digests dome of the shit and then pukes it back up into the other girls mouth. Then that girl pukes into the other girls mouth. The video continues with both of them eating some more shit while puking into the cup of shit. Brilliant videography and story! A lesbian love story for the ages!This is something you have to see for yourself ya'll. I died when I watch it. I really died. I swear to god. Those girls are disgusting living animals out of nowhere who needs brain therapy. I wonder if they ever knew what they were doing.Is it cool to lick, swallow your own poo? You knew it's disgusting and jeez, it's nasty for goddamn sake. I just don't get these girls. So what if they are dared to do something stupid? Seriously, this is stupid. Can't they just use their own fucking brain t... More About: Video , Girls , Finger
FACEBOOK Is Stupid. It Pollute Everyones Account
2008-02-01 04:08:00 I think I'm just in a curmudgeonly mood or something, but every time I log in to Facebook there's yet another stupid invitation from someone out of nowhere to sign up for some idiotic/senseless widget or app or whatever you call that..From top friends, vampires and yadda yadda yadda to circles of friends, super friends, movie favorites and super walls, I am finding that I spend a not insignificant percentage of my time rejecting these impassioned invites to be more intimately intertwined with my Facebook pals. What is really wrong with ya'll who have a Facebook account? Do you really have to irritate each and everyone of us? Are you just dumbfuck or what?It's not like there are a dozen that everyone uses. Just for the record, there are now 9500++++ applications I can hook up with and then pester my erstwhile friends to join too, you know.I don't know about you. Is it just me alone who thinks this way or are you getting sick of this Facebook graffiti which I called it "POLLUTION... More About: Stupid , Account
I Don't Need A Man's Cockle To Have Fun. I Have Machine
2008-01-31 17:46:00 I have added one of the weirdest video evar to my collections. I don't know if you have seen this clip before but heck, I died when I saw this. What is really wrong with us? Are we trying to be a smart ass by inventing something sort of an automatic machine that works to fuck people's pussy/ass without the need of a man's large juicy cockles?Perhaps after watching this, I bet some of us dig machines now, huh?I have no comments. You're just sick.Anyway, I just want to see a show of hands (who cares if I can't see you), how may of us have tried champagne bottles as dildos?? Is it cool or what?No, this is gross. But hella, just watch it.p/s: Is that machine for sale??? More About: Machine
Lick That Pussy, Edison. Lick It
2008-01-29 18:45:00 This is sooo fun. Get those exposed pictures. Search for them at every corner of the webpage now ya'll. Those pictures are sure for visual orgasm only.Okay. Edison love licking pussy, no? Those pictures tells us all ya'll. Anywho love sex scandal? I do. PERIOD. More About: Pussy
That Boy Who Was Drowned At Clementi's Swimming Complex Is My Cousin
2008-01-29 13:20:00 I don't know if I should blog about this. Ya'll know I've never wanted to blog anything which has got to do with any of my family members yadda yadda yadda. On second thought, I think I should.I was suprised to read the frontpage of today's newpaper and why? I don't know if ya'll read this article about a Secondary boy who was drowned at a swimming pool yesterday. Anyone please ask who this cute little boy is, can? Just for the record, Danial Syawal is my cousin (the paternal side). More About: Swimming , Complex
Easiest Way To Promote Your Website
2008-01-29 12:46:00 Anywho would like an increase in traffic to their website or an increase in their Page Rank rating? There are many companies and websites offering promotion and optimisation services ya'll. But then, how much should you spend?Just for the record in case ya'll dumb. I have found two ways; which have had a huge impact in the amount of visitors that has pushed up the PR ratings of websites.Firstly writing articles. Writing articles that caught everyones attention and submitting to article directories is a way of spreading your message across the cyberworld. This does not only gives you free advertising but also to create a backward link for your website.Secondly is a link exchange program with other people. So ya'll, I'm able to offer a free link exchange program. I add your link to my blog with your chosen link text. In return I'll ask you to add a link (mine of course) at your websites. Clear, not?I don't get people who spent over hundreds just to promote their websites. Ridicu... More About: Website , Promote
Rihanna Got Naked
2008-01-28 03:11:00 Rihanna is naked ya'll. How cool is that?If that's not sexy enough to you, I've got nothing else to say to you dude. You're in trouble.ppp/sss: Rihanna, you look fine without umbrella.. More About: Rihanna
They Say Facebook Sucks And Why???
2008-01-25 16:58:00 I'm not someone who often check his bloody emails nor I'm someone who bothers to read forwarded emails from who? Aliens from other planet of course. You see, I've been receiving tonnes and tonnes of emails from unknown animals out of nowhere recently and I don't get this people. What could have been worse, those emails look much like a spam, adverts as well as hatred sorta emails. You know that I don't tolerate these type of emails, don't you? And when I say I don't tolerate, I meant those emails are welcome to stay inside my mailbox for years. Just pray that I'm 30 years old soon because I will only open it and take my goddamn time to entertain those emails when I'm of that age. Happy waiting ya'll.So one email I picked at random was from 'Kiaki Mah' (you're lucky I read your email before I'm 30). I swear I don't know what the hell is that. Is it a name? A steeet name or what? No, definitely not a chocolate brand nor a fashion brand for sure. The name sounded soooooo... More About: Facebook , Sucks
Exposing Your Cleavage Is NOT Necessary
2008-01-22 18:14:00 It's becoming a new trend for young teens to wear low cut tops exposing their cleavage. Is it really necessary? Do they think people will appreciate them better for exposing themselves? The worse part is when this bitch upload pictures of their cleavage onto their friendster/myspace/facebook whatever. Like they say, "a bunch of wannabes"!!!What is that for? I don't know about you but I think uploading yourself with low cuts esposing your cleavage is like selling yourself on the net for free. Oh perhaps, you're telling us to come to you and fuck you hard because you're horny. Seriously, no one cares about you and your cleavage. God knows if they are real.Anyway can we please cut down on the homo remarks, can? I happen to respect woman that respect themselves by covering up.If a woman has little else to show other than her body, it means she is telling the world she is a dumbfuck and proved of it. If a woman is showing her cleavage to manipulate, again it isn't very ladylike of h... More About: Cleavage
Why Do People Use Short Forms All The Time For Text Messages? It's Irritati
2008-01-20 16:34:00 I prefer talking on the phone instead of text messaging and why? The tacky whatever abbreviation most of us used, is hella irritating. Oh, I don't used abbreviation, mind you.Why do we used abbreviation in the first place? Come on, you don't have to be stingy over 5 cents per sms, can't you? If you can afford Chanel, Gucci or even Prada, I'm so sure you won't even care if one shit of sms cost everyone a 5 cents unless you're wearing fake designer products. Just for the record, I have dimwits (in fact many of them) sent me text messages with super duper crazy, abbreviations; a fucking unreadable abbreviations ya'll. Either I asked them to write it over again or just fucking can't be bothered.So yeah, jargons like GTG or LOL which I'm kinda familiar with are accepted because I sorta use it as well; not often.And again, as I'm blogging, this pops out. Do you really want to hella shorten every fucking word you see? Are you goddamn illiterate or something? Are you a retarded th... More About: People , Time , Messages , Text , Forms
Men Always Took Advantage Of Ladies And Why?
2008-01-18 21:41:00 Man always say "Those boobs are so hot, I wanna just shove my head in between those puppies. I would love to put those big juicy tits in my mouth. Man, my mouth is watering ..."Yes, they can be annoying, can't they? No, not your boobs, the men who constantly look at them. That's what my friend always told me.Perhaps I'm going to be telling you something you already know? Maybe you just don't care and the only reason you're here is because you're bored out of your skull, no?Now that you're here honey. It really isn't all that hard to figure out why we, men, are so fascinated with your breasts. But some men, oh boy, they act like such children yadda yadda. It's like they have never seen them before.Which brings me to the first reason why men love boobs so much. I know this is something I shouldn't talk about but who cares. Who's blog is this, again?I'm curious about it as well and I have to do some research in the area of sexual health earlier and it led me to this page. D... More About: Ladies , Advanta
Tommy Hilfiger A Racist?
More articles from this author:2008-01-17 13:25:00 I'm sure many of you watched the recent taping of the Oprah Winfrey Show where her guest was Tommy Hilfiger. On the show, she asked him if the statements about race he was accused of saying were true. Statements like'...'If I'd known African-Americans, Hispanics, Jewishand Asians would buy my clothes, I WOULD NOT have made them so nice. I wish these people would *NOT* buy my clothes, as they are made for upper class white people.'His answer to Oprah was a simple 'YES'.Where after she immediately asked him to leave her show.The suggestion? Don't buy your next shirt or perfume from Tommy Hilfiger . Let's give him what he asked for. Let's not buy his clothes, let's put him in a financial state where he himself will not be able to afford the ridiculous prices he puts on his clothes. BOYCOTT. PLEASE SEND THIS MESSAGE TO ANYONE YOU KNOW. Then send it to the whole community that's not white people and see the result. We have to see theresult of unity.Let's find out if Non-white... More About: Racist 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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