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Thursday Thirteen!
2007-10-05 02:19:00
Thirteen Things about YOUR Debbie 1. My birthday is today! 2. Hubby goes to LA way too much! 3. When hubby is away I order take out every night 4. Monday is Mcdonalds 5. Tuesday is PIzza Bolis 6. WEdnesday is Silver Diner 7. Thursday is Friendlys 8. Friday is Chickfila 9. My favorite color is pink 10. My favorite shoes are flip flops 11. My favorite tv show is ER 12. My favorite drink is chocolate milk 13. My name, is DEB! Next week will be more intresting, since this was my 1st Thursday Thirteen! Links to other Thursday Thirteens! 1. (leave your link in comments, I’ll add you here!) Get the Thursday Thirteen code here! The purpose of the meme is to get to know everyone who participates a little bit better every Thursday. Visiting fellow Thirteeners is encouraged! If you participate, leave the link to your Thirteen in others comments. It’s easy, and fun! Be sure to update your Thirteen with links that are left for you, as well! I will link to everyone who participates ...
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Happy Birthday to the old fart……
2007-10-04 16:05:00
Ugh since I have always subjected the kids to the DORK birthday hat, it was my turn… please please dont stare! I decided to take it off, in our after school trip to Friendlys - Minus hubby! ME… yep, I’m 35 today, Whoop de do! There is nothing grand about turning 35, like it was when you turned 18 and 21! Now I’m just older, fatter, and more depressed. Mother nature is bugging me to “hurry up and have more kids, before you reach 40!”. I think those who know me and my kids, know we are content with just having the 2 kids we have. So, while hubby is on a 2 day business trip I will be fat and depressed at the Double T- Diner with a big ole piece of cheesecake! The kids are so excited! My oldest was all happy this morning to run in and say ” October 4 mom, you are 35, I’m so proud of you!”, Yeah I’m proud of my self too for not going stir crazy! Ok where was I, oh yeah.. Cheesecake!!!!!!!!
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STOP STALKING ME!
2007-10-03 22:46:00
HEHEHE I know you arent stalking me, but if you are just lurking at my site, what am I supposed to do? My friend has made today Delurking day! It is the commenters, (which are also you and me), who have been falling down on the job. There has been a sharp rise in mofo lurkers around this here interweb, and they need a great big shove into the light of day, because it is not healthy for anyone to leave them, (which may also be us), hiding behind the bushes underneath our respective windows. All of the above is why Schmutzie Milk is bringing The Great Mofo Delurk 2007 to you on Wednesday, October 3rd. It is time that all you lurking mofos delurked, and we have given you six days to prepare yourselves (and ourselves, ahem). On October 3rd, delurk you mofos! Say hello! Share who you are! Put an end to your m*th*rf*ck*ng lurking and leave a comment! I want to hear your voices in our comments, and I will love you mofo’n lurkers for it. I really will.
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The mom song, over 24 hours!
2007-10-03 03:51:00
This is amazing! I wish I could have thought of this!
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Was he unfaithful?
2007-10-02 15:19:00
Tickle me Tuesday! I THINK YOU’RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS… A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me?” To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.” Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, “My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???” She looks into his eyes and says calmly, “No, I’m your son’s Math teacher.”

Get up and get dressed!
2007-10-02 15:08:00
Oh my, I did it…. I took the kids to school in my pajamas! I didn’t walk in the school, I just sat in the car, and unloaded them to the sidewalk and watched them walk-in. After that, I noticed my sons old speech pathologist, and she came towards the car, I was so humiliated…. my big ole fruit pajamas… hey at least they are victoria’s secret pjs, but she didn’t know that. No I am NOT a Victorias secret model, and that girl is not me. My pj pants match the tank top she is wearing! LOL

Your feet stink!
2007-10-02 03:01:00
Maybe thats because I have so many old pairs of shoes, and I like to wear them ALOT! Thanks to this is the topic for now. Shoes? Oh god where to begin on shoes! Who doesnt love shoes? I love payless, but their shoes wear out so quickly! Here are my favorites! Last but not least…………&hel lip;…….
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You say goobye, and I say Hello!
2007-10-01 16:18:00
This is for all the men that think that stay at home moms sit around and do nothing while they are away at work. —————&mdash ;—————&mdas h;—————&mda sh;—————&md ash;—– A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a Cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the f...

Any Given Sunday!
2007-09-30 15:23:00
Ugh I HATE Sunday s in the fall. It is a GIVEN that hubby will sleep in till 9:00am as the kids wake me up at 6:00am, AGAIN! It is a given that we say we are going to clean today, but I know I will find him in front of the TV watching Sports Center at 12:30 to begin his football ritual! Football ritual?…. sitting on his butt, eating all day, drinking beer and playing xbox at halftime! Nice huh!

Early bird gets the worm…. ewww worms?
2007-09-26 16:00:00
This morning, I heard a loud repetitive thumping sound, I go downstairs, and see…… its the puppy thumping on his crate door to go outside… This was at 5:30am, not too too early. So as I let the dogs out, might as well let them both out as the other one is out already, I went ahead and made coffee, checked blogs etc etc, had 2 cups of delicious coffee in silence. I took 1/2 hour shower, while the kids were still sleeping, and had 2 more cups of delicious coffee! So 4 cups of coffee + 1 wellbutrin = ready to conquer the world! I am actually feeling ok today, ready to clean…. wait did I just say Clean? Ok downgrade the medicine from 100mg to 50!
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How do you cure a MIGRAINE????? P E D I C U R E !!!!
2007-09-25 18:58:00
I took the day off, literally! Today the 6 year old decided he wanted Daddy to drive him to school, YES!!!! Know what that means?, I didn’t have to shower and get ready to take the kids to school! I took 1/2 hour to do some meditation and yoga this morning, ahhhh, but the migraine was still there. I took a nice long 20 minute HOT HOT HOT SHOWER, you know the kind where you just put your face in the water, and just stand there, doing nothing? Yep, thats the one. No kids, no tv, NOTHING, just quiet! A Nice quiet time of drying the hair, getting dressed in a slow fashion! I drank a nice hot cup of coffee, and actually drank the entire cup while it was still hot! I chowed down on a HUGE chocolate chip muffin , and checked my email, YUM. I headed out to get a pedicure, but all the places were not open till 10! I shopped at the thrift store for my niece, and the nail place still wasn’t open at 10:15am! I headed back over near my home, and hit the nail salon there, ahhh...
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PERTURBED!
2007-09-24 22:41:00
I’m just perturbed about everything today! I am a strict person on replying to emails, getting homework done, and responding to answering machine messages ASAP! Is here anything worse? I’m not a procrastinator, and I cant stand it! UGH I say hurry up and get it done, or FUCK IT just don’t do it, LAZY ASS!
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Who let the dogs out?
2007-09-18 22:59:00
My dog is getting on my nerves, but I guess he sees it as PROTECTING US! He has been going after this wood pile for a few days now, and I know there must be something back there but I don’t see anything! As you can see from the picture, he has started to remove log by log, to get to whatever is back there! He was barking most of the afternoon, SORRY NEIGHBORS, and I couldn’t get him to come inside, finally I BRIBED HIM, WITH cheese, wrapped around a little smoky sausage! Once he ate that he continued to just bark and bark and whine to go outside! I finally had to give him a break and put him in the large bathroom downstairs! UGH! Thanks to my dog for trying to protect us from whatever is back there!
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Are you ready for football? I wanna barf!
2007-09-16 20:53:00
UGH I HATE FOOTBALL! I hate how long the games are! My husband is a fantasty football/Steelers fan BARF!!! Anyway , game day comes and somewhere in his head is ” Chill out and relax today and make wife take care of kids while I lay around for 8 hours and watch men hit each other while trying to throw a ball into an inzone!”. Ok unless it has some bearing on my life and well being why do I HAVE to watch it?????????????????? Granted, at least this time I got hubby to agree to do some chores while he is watching football, PAIRING UP SOCKS! Oh and my other complaint about sports, WHY do BENCHED players get paid to sit down? If they are so good then they should be playing or paid less!
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My night out CLUB hopping…
2007-09-15 01:59:00
Well kind of! We have a theatre in the basement that hubby built, and we have an xbox360 with 2 dance pads installed, so we we’re getting our grove on with DANCE DANCE revolution! The kids are really good! Daddy decided to take the double challenge and use 2 dance pads! Check out hubby doing the calorie work out with my kids! Now check out the boys doing the dance dance to Chris Brown ” Run it”…
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Tutti TA! PREK!
2007-09-14 20:05:00
WTF are my kids learning this?????????????????? Its hilarious to watch my kids do it though. This is from youtube, it wasnt my kids class.’
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Soccer? Here! Baseball? here! Basketball? Here! Karate? Here! Piano? Piano?
2007-09-13 04:58:00
Did I leave anyone out for attendance? GEEZ! I cant believe how many activities kids are signed up for these days, not including homework time! When do you eat as a family? When do you visit your other siblings? When do you visit family and visit with friends? I have so much going on with PTA right now, I cant imagine anymore on my plate! I had to actually take one of my kids activities away… piano lessons! It was on Thursdays at 4, and that was fine, but now with Karate 2 nights a week, Sunday school starting next week, which he has to do cause he isn’t in Catholic school so he has to learn the information for his 1st communion. I am teaching the preschool Sunday school class, so thats another day for me! The kids do t-ball in the spring, and its just too too much, for them, and ME! I know he loves music, no doubt! He is smart in math so I know he doesn’t need the help there where music is connected to helping Math scores. He is great at Guitar hero, a...
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I lied.. OUCH dont do that, Im sorry, OUCH STOP IT!
2007-09-11 19:02:00
I lied biggy… said I wasn’t going to post today, but I just had to. Remember a few posts ago, I wrote about going to patient first and all these sinus infections I keep getting? Here is why. I went to the allergist today, and they did skin tests on me, and then proceeded to do needle under the skin tests… youch. So here is what I am allergic to. Mold - HAHAH no more cleaning the shower or refrigerator! dust - so much for cleaning HEHE ragweed Timothy grass ( WTF?????) Bermuda grass ( WTF havent been there in years! lol) Here is a photo of what they do. THIS IS NOT MY ARM, just a demonstration from another photo. The mark your arm with numbers, and then they prick you, then you wait 20 minutes to see what you allergic too. The reactions very. Its not a full blown reaction, its just where they pricked you. They test you for trees, mold, dust, grass, and pets.. you name it, they can prick ya with it. This isn’t my arm, but this is close to what my ...
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September 11 2001 - we will never forget!
2007-09-11 03:10:00
I’m taking the day off. In fact I am a but saddened that planes still fly on 9/11, but I wont be on them. God Bless all those families who lost loved ones!
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I though the rat poison was skinny and sweet! The boxes look identical!
2007-09-10 19:19:00
HEHEHE remember that scene from 9-5? “It looks just like Skinny & Sweet . Except for the little skull and crossbones on the label.” Oh I got the freakin rat poison… Its called……. HAHAHA take that you nasty piece of dirt! Let me just say, we do not store our trash in the garage and we dont put anything in there, but what goes in there. We have several burrows under our concrete steps and under our deck steps! GROSS!!! Thankgod they arent in the house or I would be in a freaking hotel! Bye bye…. with RAT POISON! Thanks Violet ( 9-5)! I was gonna put a REAL rat picture on here, but Im grossed out by having to call ORKIN!
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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8… oh darn it!
2007-09-10 07:23:00
Counting sheep is not working! Maybe it was that coke I drank at 7pm , and another at 9? Is that why my codeine cough med hasnt conked me out yet? Is it because the puppy is whining, and I already let him out 3 times since 11:00pm? Who the hell knows. All I can say, is I know I will be napping with my 4 year old today! The kids wake up at 6:00am, so whats the point in even TRYING to sleep? Hubby works late tomorrow anyway, so I dont have to do any cleaning, if I dont want to. Both kids have school .. the youngest goes 9-11:30 so I can sleep from 9-11:00! I’ll just get a better nights sleep tomorrow!

What do you mean I have no more sick days????????????????
2007-09-09 19:46:00

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976 BABE!
2007-09-09 16:55:00
Why the heck would someone need a 1800 number if they don’t have a home business, that just seems really odd to me! I cant imagine paying for everyone else’s phone calls, that seems ODD to me! Anyone have a good reason, besides a home business, to get a 1 800 number?
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Im not dedicated unless Im medicated!
2007-09-09 16:51:00
First post - RE: Patient first clinics If this doesn;t explain their great care, I dont know what does. 8:15 - arrive at Patient first 8:25 called back to register 8:30 taken back to patient room 8:35 seen by doctor 8:45 reevaled one more time, and given strep test 8:50 discharged, WITH MEDS! 9:00 home and medicated!
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Im not highly maintained, I just know how to use my time!
2007-09-08 18:53:00
I have been reading some blogs where moms say that there are other moms at school or bus stops “”made up” and in nice track clothes, or just NICE CLOTHES. I admit, I put makeup on in the morning, its the only NICE thing I will probably wear ALL DAY! There is nothing wrong with dressing well or looking nice! Some kids allow you that ample time in the morning, and others dont, but those who have the time to do up their face, is it fair to rag on us? I read an article in this months parents magazine, and maybe instead of judging, you should use these tips I found out! Concealer - takes 1 minute to dab onto those back circles under your eyes! 10 seconds to pump lashes 20 seconds to swipe on mascara 45 seconds, WHITE light wand - line inner corners of your eyes with shimmery white to open up your eyes! 35 seconds - shimmer over cheekbones blush 5 seconds top with lip gloss or lipstick! It really doesn’t take that long to look halfway decent! It also doesn&rsq...
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Mister Rogers Neighborhood.. PICTURE PICTURE!
2007-09-06 20:32:00
I just bought this frame for 149.00 at TARGET! Its a good investment, if you don’t want to keep printing out pictures and buying tons of frames. Buy 1 memory card, load it up with tons of pictures, and insert it into the frame…. then you go an play the slide show, and the pictures change each couple of seconds, its fantastic… NO MORE FRAMES! You can change the pictures on the cards, and have it updated , and WALA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Email, snail, bail, in the pail, rail, tail, FAIL!
2007-09-06 18:34:00
I’m a bit perturbed, by those people who claim to have email, but only check it like 1 time a month, WTF?????????!!!!??? How can you not have daily access to technology, if you are on a school board, and also a founder of a particular school club? How can you not check your email every day? How can you not have the common courtesy to say “I’m busy”, which we know is a lie, if you have time to just type that! I have 2 kids, and they both are in school, one is in school every day 9-11:30 and the other 9-3, so I have a 2 hour window of NO KIDS! I get all my errands, and most wash started in that time. When I have a lunch break, I like to check mail and make sure there is nothing extreme that needs my attention, don’t friends require some attention? I guess I’m no longer good enough for my friends technology time…. sigh… If you’re just going to be a bitch and not write back, have the courtesy to just tell me, don’t ...
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Over 65, LEARN HOW TO DRIVE!!!!
2007-09-05 18:17:00
Oh dear lord, I’m not being age discriminant, BUT COME ON! Do I pull in front of you with my wide minivan, and slam on the brake every 5 seconds, FOR NOTHING??????????? Do I brake 1/2 mile before a red light? Do I signal to turn, and then take 45 seconds to turn into my drive way!!!! DMV seriously needs to retest people at 65, it is a danger to others in the road for the way some of these people drive! HONKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! GET OUTTA MY FREAKIN WAY!
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Griswalds family car trip
2007-09-01 15:28:00
Yep, we are the typical GRISWALDS, excluding the girl, add a boy, and downgrade the age about 7 years. Clark - AKA my hubby, was the typical MALE driver.. speeding like a mad dog…. ” SLOW DOWN CLARK!” Who knows how many of these happened, while I was tending to the kids….. Yeah we had the typical family car trip yesterday!!!! The kids were fighting over the one blanket I decided to bring in the car! Thankfully we were CARAVANING with Gramma and Pop Pop and they had an extra blanket! We left at 4:00pm and got to Indiana at 4am! We definitely had the smelly foot thing going on…. The kids were excited the entire way and LOUD! Now, I am stuck with 3 hours sleep and loud obnoxious kids in our hotel room! The reception isn’t till 7pm, what the heck is there to do? Of course they have Nintendo Game cube, on the hotel menu for a charge of 6.95 for every 60 minutes of play, who cares, for the price I paid for this hotel! We did at least get...
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When you’re standing in the shower, and you give a little power&helli
2007-08-30 13:46:00
Thats right, DIARRHEA! UGH!!!! What the heck is going on??????? Last week it was Im tired, this week its the whole cycle, and upset stomach thing! Yesterday it was horrible, today, better I guess. I have a dr appointment this morning, so maybe I can see if there is some flu already making its way around.
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