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KODAK SUCKS!
2007-08-29 18:48:00
Kodak sucks! I still have not received the battery charger for this order, and I have gotten no response from anyone. I paid next business day for this, and no one seems to know what is going on! I called customer service, and all they can say is this item has not shipped to me. When I called yesterday, I was told my charger would immediately be mailed out and I would receive a tracking email within 2 hours, I got nothing! I want my charger that I paid for!
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Tough Tuesday
2007-08-28 19:27:00
Nothing exciting to right about today.
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ABCDEFG… School days, pencils, books, teachers dirty looks!
2007-08-27 18:58:00
My first born started 1st grade today! When I entered the school with my kids, with 4 year old in tow, and 6 year old anxiously ahead of me… I saw a line of parents inside the school blocking the door! I approached the hallway to my sons class, and BUMP “excuse me do you have a visitors pass?” ” NO I don’t Im just walking him to his class and leaving”, ” Well you have to have a visitors pass”, ” Im not visiting”… ” You must have a pass”, ” Im not VISITING!” ” Sorry only students and teachers aloud down here” ” Excuse me, Im the VP of the PTA, and I know you know me, my child has been going here for years” ” Well we have had some people come in posing as parents, so you will have to go to that line and get a pass if you want to go down this hall” Me looking at the long line of parents waiting to get a pass………turning back to the la...
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Daytrana, ADHD, Wellbutrin, Zoloft!
2007-08-25 20:22:00
How about some free time?? My oldest starts school Monday, 1st grade! This morning was crazy because I forgot to refill the ADHD daytrana patch, so karate was a nightmare today….a zoo so to speak. Apprently Mr. C didn’t think talking was a bad thing. Anyway, hubby dropped off the refill, went to the grocery and picked up the refill. Now Mr.C has his patch on, which calms him down enough to think before he speaks and helps him with the sleeping….actually he is calm. If we don’t have calm we have 24/7 non stop bouncing off the walls talking about movies, the movie ratings, when the movies come out etc. He is the child movie encyclopedia! The day is better, I got good rest yesterday…. I took a nap, from 3-8, with my kids. My brother was up here from 12-3 and wore the kids out while I did housework, THANKS BRO! Everyone have a great weekend!
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Sleeping beauty.. yawn!
2007-08-25 02:53:00
I have been so drowsy the last 2 days. I think I am depressed over my moms 1 year anniversary, of her death. I thought I had come to realize that she was gone/ . It has been a rough year! I am hoping the tiredness I have been experiencing is just stress. hope fully I will have something more intriguing to write about tomorrow.
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He’s bringing SEXY back!!
2007-08-23 02:28:00
Hubby is back from Los Angeles. He has been gone for a week, but who the hell would be stupid enough to say ” Hey hubby is going away, and I’m ALL ALONE! Here are a few things he missed that I thought I would share! Here is what he missed | View Show | Create Your Own
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Lets wait a while, before we go to far!!!!!!!!!!! Copyright Janet Jackson 1
2007-08-22 22:15:00
Uh oh looks like Kate hates the waiting game, look what she is waiting for! In the mean time…. I am in a waiting mode too.
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Morning Sickness!
2007-08-22 14:21:00
OK I’m not pregnant, but I am SO SICK of everything right now! I awake to this loudness, yep a TV blaring loud in EVERY ROOM, at 8:00am. My youngest let our puppy out of his cage and the puppy did his morning relief on our carpet, nice pee stain and poop! Out entertainment room, is TRASHED! How did it get like that with an xbox 360 and playing cards in that room? Lets ask my 4 year old! My coffee machine didn’t go into COFFEE MODE FOR DEBBIE ( I think someone may have to find a new job, yeah im looking at you Mr. Coffee)! Today our new carpet should be installed, if something goes wrong in that , I might just have to, well you know…… does anyone know the tallest bridge or building in the US I could go to???????????????????????? Maybe its the damn pms again?????????? Can someone hand me the idol and the extra salt and vinegar potato chips?
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How I met your mother
2007-08-22 07:19:00
Eight Things about My Marriage 1. Where did you meet your husband? Online, at LOVE@aol.com. S till have all our instant message chats and profiles. 2. What was the first thing you said to your husband? Hello, you find the place ok? 3. Where was your first kiss? First date? First kiss, was in my bed… no not like that First date was silver diner, the waiter was a screw up , messed up my dinner, forgot my coffee , so hubby didn’t tip him, 1 year later I got that NO TIP receipt in a frame! 4. Did you have a long or short courtship/engagement? HMMMM we met in Aug 1997, moved in together January 1998, got engaged June 1998, and got married in May 1999. 5. Where did you get engaged? HAHAHAHAHA on the couch. He did a ” while you were sleeping” thng… put it on my right hand….. What a dork! 6. Where did you get married? May 22, 1999 Springfield Virginia United Methodist Church 7. How did the reception go? Well it was at a VFW hall, and I wanted...
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PMS PLUNGE!
2007-08-22 07:06:00
I’m pmsing, I must be! How do I know, here are sure fire signs. - eating 4 oreos, going back to the bag and getting 6 more even though you know you’ll get huge, you say “Fuck it” -Staying in your pj’s all day while your face breaks out all over your forehead. - Yelling at your kids for saying ” Mom I need a drink” - Putting your kids in timeout for getting a drink - Ordering take out three nights in a row - eating take out that is greasy, mozzarella sticks, buffalo wings and subs - going to Target just to get Midol and not giving a crap about the guy in line behind you - Forgetting you ran out of maxi pads and getting out of line, and going to get the pads and getting back in the same line - craving a midnight snack, you grab a loaf of bread and the spray bottle of parkay and pig out! Yep, I’m getting bloated, and bitchy! ” Can you please pass the crossaints, and the butter and the jelly?”

Wordless Wednesdays of the DONT STAY AT HOME MOM!
2007-08-22 06:29:00
I want to be just like the woman, the I’M A DON’T STAY AT HOME MOM!
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M-I-C….K-E-Y…. M-O-U-S-E!!!!!
2007-08-22 00:55:00
We did it, we booked our very first FAMILY DISNEY VACATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We are doing the Disney for 4 days and 3 days on the cruise Boat to the Bahamas! We go on the DISNEY WONDER so if you have been on that ship, send me your advice! Our package even included 5 park hopper passes! 5-day park hopper that includes Magic Kingdom, Animal, Kingdom, MGM, and Epcot. I don’t think we will do Epcot, not sure. I am so excited. The kids keep saying ” When do go on Airplane to Heaven, see Nana ( she is in Heaven) , and go see Mickey, Donald, Goofy and Little Einsteins?????? Then my oldest went through a list of Disney movies with my 4 year old so they could figure out what Disney stuff they would see! I really want to skip Epcot and go over to Universal and take the kids to the Cat in the Hat area! That could be a park in itself, and it is adorable! I may let my husband take the older one and I can go to Magic Kingdom with the younger one. In other news, our carpet i...

Revenge of the NERDS! Alpha vs BETA ” We drive a Hemi, so no thanks&r
2007-08-21 01:07:00
Ok I sent out an email advertising for a teenager to weed my yard, and pick up dog waste in the back yard, $30 bucks I was gonna pay. I get a person responding and asks if I can bring the kids to and from, the kid is 18 years old, he should be able to drive himself. I say I have 2 kids, and I can do one way, so this is the rudeass response I get from ALPHA DAD… “Wife and I both drive Hemi Dodges. If he’s to reimburse us for gas, he’ll make 10 bucks? No thanks. Good luck finding the help though. “ Well excuse me, I drive a Chrysler!! Signed , Beta mom!
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Im gonna bitch slap your butt!
2007-08-20 18:26:00
Oh everyone is hitting the nail on the head today! Is everyone reading my mind????????????????????????????? This just happened to me in the grocery store! Someone correcting my childs behavior when I am right there! ” You know you better sit down in that cart or you might get a timeout!” Why do other parents think they can parent my kids???? Because we are in a public place????? That doesnt mean there is PUBLIC CHILD DISCIPLINE FREE FOR ALL, get your own kids! I think she says it best!
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Halloween costumes!
2007-08-20 04:37:00
Ok the boys have been saying they want highschool musical costumes, so they cant be Sharpay or Gabriella. I was able to find Troy Boltons costume for my youngest , at www.buycostumes.com, they also have the Gabriella outfits and Sharpay bop to the top outfit! The Ryan was a little harder I had to find a goofy hat… now I just have to buy a black shirt and weird belt HAHAHAHA! Check this out!
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Stay at home moms are better then working moms….
2007-08-19 18:54:00
NOT!!!!! Mrs Eileen, bless you. Why you say? For acknowledging that SAHM’s do more then watch Soap operas and eat bon-bons ( yes I do that, so what). See Eileen’s spectacular post here.
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Sit down dinner Sunday!
2007-08-19 17:49:00
I think every Sunday , Im gonna put up a new receipe, the QUICK ones. My kids LOVE this. Skillet lasagna receipe, courtesy of FAMILY FUN. It is easy enough to sneak in some veggies, and its better after sitting in the skillet for 20 minutes, so it gets consistency. YUM!
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Oh yeah thats the spot!
2007-08-19 02:04:00
I got a babysitter to come over for 2 hours JUST so I could get a manicure and pedicure, and then proceed to go eat dinner alone, with a glass of wine!!!! Im such a bad mom, because I also paid her 40 bucks for 2 hours of babysitting! BAd BAD MOM for pampering yourself! In case you wanna know where hubby is, he is working… hahaha I feel so much better!
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Hey Mikey, he likes it!
2007-08-18 15:09:00
OH I got my first reader of the week post, Im so excited and honored! Check out my friend over here.
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MOM STOP MOM WAIT, MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
2007-08-17 20:36:00
Dear Boston Market Drive thru Man, and anyone at Bel air Target approximately 12:30pm today. I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO sorry you had to listen to my 4 year old scream the entire 1/2 hour we were in the store. Boston Market man I hope my son didnt bust your ear drum through the drive thru ear phone set, if so, I will pay for hearing aides. I really thought the bag of popcorn, and a soda, while shopping, would calm the boys down, but I didnt realize it was that late in the afternoon! BAD MOM BAD BAD!!!!!! ( Wacking myself, and giving myself a time out, with a huge container of ativan!)
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S C A M! I hate you!
2007-08-17 17:29:00
Ok so I register my son for that stupid HSM2 wakeup call, from Corbin Bleu for 7am….7:15 no call, so I do it again for 9:00am NO CALL I do it again, 11:00am, NO CALL! I call walmart they know nothing about it even though its on their website. I called walmart media realtions and explained the situation and even let my 6 year old scream at the lady that CORBON BLEU did not call him. UGH SCAMMERS! Im changing my cell phone # now.
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Mirror Mirror on the wall?
2007-08-16 22:14:00
Do you ever read a post and see your reflection staring back at you? I took this post from someone, it really sank in.
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Why did you name your child that?
2007-08-16 16:13:00
“Go over and play with &, and *, dot-com will be here soon!” Chinese couple tried to name baby “@” BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese couple tried to name their baby “@”, claiming the character used in e-mail addresses echoed their love for the child, an official trying to whip the national language into line said on Thursday. The unusual name stands out especially in Chinese, which has no alphabet and instead uses tens of thousands of multi-stroke characters to represent words. “The whole world uses it to write e-mail, and translated into Chinese it means ‘love him’,” the father explained, according to the deputy chief of the State Language Commission Li Yuming. While the “@” simple is familiar to Chinese e-mail users, they often use the English word “at” to sound it out — which with a drawn out “T” sounds something like “ai ta”, or “love him”, to Mandarin...
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This broadcast has been interrupted for an emergency signal!
2007-08-16 14:44:00
OMG! Just kill me now! Has someone inserted computer chips into my dogs and my kids, and probably my husband!!!!???????? At 2:00am I wake and CANT go back to sleep, so I go into the basement. At 6:00am My oldest dog barks for relief, and I let him out, and downstairs comes the 4 year old. I let the puppy out , and then a few minutes later the oldest kid wakes up! Hubby is trying to get situated and decides LAST MINUTE that he is going to take my life saver…. MY XMRADIO, my DISNEY CHANNEL RADIO, UH NO! So we activate the 2nd radio which is going to take an hour or so to completely activate! The dogs eat breakfast, and the puppy then decides to taunt the large dog, so for 15 minutes its BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! FINALLY the silence comes……….. but then the unimaginable thing….. My coffee turned COLD after dealing with this chaos!
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Are you drunk?
2007-08-16 05:13:00
This is what happens to a 4 year old, when mommy doesnt make it to the bed time story…………&hel lip;….. He patiently waits….. Then he just gives up!
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Tag, You’re it!
2007-08-16 04:53:00
5 things you should know about me! 1) I talk, I talk alot , I cut people off when I talk, and I talk loud! 2) I live in Maryland 3) Both my parents are deceased 4) I love Chicken, I am the BUBBA GUMP OF CHICKEN chicken sandwhich, chicken salad, grilled chicken, chicken cesar, jerk chicken, pienapple chicken, bbq chicken, roasted chicken, lemon pepper chicken, chicken kabobs! ETC. 5) I love milk! I drink anywhere between 10-15 glasses of skim milk per day! Ok tagging….. 5 things you should know about me! 1) I talk, I talk alot , I cut people off when I talk, and I talk loud! 2) I live in Maryland 3) Both my parents are deceased 4) I love Chicken, I am the BUBBA GUMP OF CHICKEN chicken sandwhich, chicken salad, grilled chicken, chicken cesar, jerk chicken, pienapple chicken, bbq chicken, roasted chicken, lemon pepper chicken, chicken kabobs! ETC. 5) I love milk! I drink anywhere between 10-15 glasses of skim milk per day! Ok tagging….. Oh the joys, thodora, Liv, Stephani...

Im going back to school!
2007-08-16 04:05:00
Im going back to school, here is the countdown! Yuck, Highschool Musical is in 2 days, and here is what I have to suffer through before it starts. On SUNDAY, The suite life of Zack and Cody had a HIGHSCHOOL musical 2 episode, since one of the movie characters has a regular role on that series. Then here is what happened! MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY
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Im a GAP mom deal with it!
2007-08-15 19:07:00
Yes, I shop at the Gap, Banana republic , JCREW, and Nordstroms, its just my upbringing. I dont have long luxurious hair, I dont apply my makeup perfectly, I dont even buy my makeup at expensive places. I do have a fake tan ( oh shoot my secret is out), and I do wear lipgloss courtesy of Bonnie Bell. I do love to shop, and I do have kids. I know how some people are not fortunate enough to shop at these places, but if there are those who are fortunate enough. I dont judge people based on their clothing, or their wanting to keep up with the jones’s cause thats how I am. I dont care what kind of phone you have or how much your daughters dress cost, if you are honest and a good listener, then you too, are a gap mom… you fill my gaps of friendship, so BRING ON THE GAP!!! HAHAHAHAA
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10 year anniversary………….
2007-08-15 16:31:00
Sorta, its actually our 10 year DATING anniversary, thats right, the exact date 10 years ago was our first blind date. We met on LOVE @ aol.com, with picture profiles, infact I saved all our instant messages. It took a while to reel hubby in, since I had a cat, and he was allergic, hence I gave the cat to my parents a few miles away. We talked on the phone for 2 weeks, before we had our first date August 15, 1997. He picked me up, at my townhouse, where my friend offered to KEEP WATCH to make sure he wasnt a psycho. We decided to do the public date thing. We proceeded to his car , and there low and behold in his back seat….. it was filled with DUNKIN DONUTS BAGS, the small ones! OMG I couldnt stop laughing! He had his sexy White Z car, with t-tops. We had dinner at the Silver Diner in Springfield Virginia ( near the church where we would later marry). The waiter was a screw up, no water, no coffee for me, messed up my salad, messed up my dates meal, and guess how hu...
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Grow up, and hurry up!
2007-08-15 14:59:00
So last night Im in Target, and there are these noticably highschool/college kids going through all the school supplies, and making rude, and crude remarks about them. There were tons of families there, trying to stock up for the school year, and here are these girls being all ” Like oh my god this looks like a large penis why would a school put that on a school supply list?”, then they laugh like freaking hienas! Then they proceed over to the sports department and knock down all the balls in the stacky thing, it was pathedic! On top of everything else, I had to go over to the electronics and get the highschool musical 2 sountrack…. it was like figting over a 1980’s cabbage patch kid or getting concert tickets….. NOT!!!!
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