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Brillian ad to help you quit smokeing
2008-02-17 07:52:00
Kind of makes me wonder If you enjoyed this post please consider buying me a coffee! Thank You!:)
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If you really love somebody
2008-02-14 13:21:00
and I’m saying this in the geekiest way possible if(you-love(m_she)) m_she.free() if(m_she == NULL) m_she= new CShe; If you enjoyed this post please consider buying me a coffee! Thank You!:)
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Youtube
2008-02-14 11:38:00
Youtube changed its logo … behold isn’t that cute? But its GAY!!!!!!!!!!11111uno seriously i think thats the most gay logo of em all .. Later edit:  i take that back .. the youtube logo is nice and utterly disturbing but the Google logo for today is JUST WRONG If you enjoyed this post please consider buying me a coffee! Thank You!:)
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Myspace Valentines Rose
2008-02-14 01:19:00
This is a valentines profile for Myspace Just copy the code below in the about section of you myspace profile (more…) If you enjoyed this post please consider buying me a coffee! Thank You!:)
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My Funny way of saying i love you … kate
2008-02-14 00:58:00
and i really do you kid Personalize and send your own Valentines card to the one you love with the help of Send a Valentine If you enjoyed this post please consider buying me a coffee! Thank You!:)
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Valentines Sayings and love quotes
2008-02-14 00:40:00
Below is a list of some valentines and love quotes i gathered from time to time in either email messages or txt files saved up somewhere on the web. Enjoy them like i do HAD I the heavens’ embroidered cloths, Enwrought with golden and silver light, The blue and the dim and the dark cloths Of night and light and the half light, I would spread the cloths under your feet: But I, being poor, have only my dreams; I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. (more…) If you enjoyed this post please consider buying me a coffee! Thank You!:)
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My view of Valenties
2008-02-09 23:20:00
Its that one day of the year that you are supposed to mean so much to some one that they are willing to spend money on you. “I hear by prove I’m a capable companion for the rest of your life by buying you these insignificant 12 pieces of chocolate” not Valentines Day Poems: This day, the only day of there year in which I am supposed to feel loved i will write poems for you that will start with “only youuuuuuuuu” and end with “make me suffer like the others have” . Come on we are not freaking poets, if god intended for us to be poets we would all have our peckers behind our legs and we would cluck. “Cluck-a-doodle-do here is my valentines poem to you” . We all know that men don’t have a sensitive side, we can’t get in touch with our feminine side, and those of us who do manage that are either dieing or gay. Valentines day Candy: Basically the one man idiot who thought of giving women candy on valentines day either had ...
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Valenties Day Sad Poems
2008-02-07 16:48:00
Sweet is love when all is sane Sweet is death to rid the pain Cruel is death when all is well Cruel is love when all is hell more to come soon … If you enjoyed this post please consider buying me a coffee! Thank You!:)
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The perfect valentines day present
2008-02-07 08:15:00
You could say its a present for the one with burning hearts … If you enjoyed this post please consider buying me a coffee! Thank You!:)
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Happy Unexpected Valentines Day
2008-02-07 07:22:00
Thats women for you .. soon as you fall in love and then BOOM . Got to admit it was damn funny do. If you enjoyed this post please consider buying me a coffee! Thank You!:)
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Anonymous’ Third Video
2008-01-29 12:03:00
We are legion We do not forgive We do not? forget Expect Us 2/10/08 type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"> Anon ymous clears up the smearing done by the media by addressing the world again. Note: There is a poll embedded within this post, please visit the site to participate in this post’s poll. If you enjoyed this post please consider buying me a coffee! Thank You!:)
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marijuana vending machines
2008-01-29 11:42:00
Snoop Doggy Dogs ( and my ) dream come true .. can i borrow a quarter ?! … Only in Vegas Baby .. only in Vegas If you enjoyed this post please consider buying me a coffee! Thank You!:)
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HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS 80TH ANNIVERSARY
2008-01-29 06:31:00
The Harlem Globetrotters ( founded in 1926 ) will make their return to network television in a 1 hour prime time special event. Who will they be playing? Why none other then their long-time nemesis, the Washington Generals,this tv special will be nothing but the net, as the legendary Globetrotters will try to make a come back after 82 years. Expect new tricks,new stars ( I hear Special K Daley and Showtime Gaffney will show up ) plus a combination of the greats that American basketball has to offer on display to a national audience and on the bonus side all the trademark Globetrotter antics will once again be available to the public. This televising of the Globetrotters game against the Generals will also show a look back on some of the greatest moments of the Globetrotters, who thrilled the audiences worldwide for more the 80 years. Expect to see replays of some of the legendary Globetrotter memories and some of the legendary players from the past. So indeed this is a must-see even...
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the best and1 recopilation volume 10
2008-01-29 06:14:00
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Cos I Love You More ..
2008-01-28 23:09:00
The more you put me through The more it makes me wanna come back to you You say you hate me, I just love you more You don’t want me, I just want you more I buy you flowers, you throw ‘em at me I know it’s sad but it’s making me happy The more that you slap me, the more that it turns me on Because you love me and I love you more [See post to listen to audio] If you enjoyed this post please consider buying me a coffee! Thank You!:)
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Google Maps .. gone wrong …
2008-01-28 13:04:00
that … just scared me .. google has access to everything and it is freaking me out. But they do say its evil .. how evil can it be ?! …. *sight* If you enjoyed this post please consider buying me a coffee! Thank You!:)
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Sag Awards 2008
2008-01-27 23:37:00
The Screen Actors Guild (SAG) is an American labor union representing over 120,000 film and television principal performers and background performers worldwide. According to SAG’s Mission Statement, the Guild seeks to: negotiate and enforce collective bargaining agreements that establish equitable levels of compensation, benefits, and working conditions for its performers; collect compensation for exploitation of recorded performances by its members, and provide protection against unauthorized use of those performances; and preserve and expand work opportunities for its members. If you enjoyed this post please consider buying me a coffee! Thank You!:)
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pocket guitar for iphone [ invovations ]
2008-01-26 23:27:00
Just when you thought the iPhone heat was over .. pocket guitar hero comes along and stirs things up once more.. some geek has gone all out to create a virtual guitar for th iPhone. Considering that the iphone already has a multi touch capability this application for the iphone should of been to hard to develop. This is an inovation for iPhone developers out there that are melancholy awaiting the long release of the SDK. Playing the Guitar is simple, just move over your fingers over the strings and strum at the bottom for the chords and notes. You can even play the Guitar alongside with your Songs which keep playing in the background If you enjoyed this post please consider buying me a coffee! Thank You!:)
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My reply to Equilibrium ….
2008-01-26 23:14:00
First off all little girl go back to your books and fantasy world. I was NOT trying to be a women hater by writing about women. It just turned out that way. Its not my fault that most of you women ( notice how i didn’t say all of them ) are with different things stuffed up your …. *AHEM* .. its not my fault that all you want is money .Most of you also want sex and money. But in fact all you really want is a “nice guy”? Am i right ? Right ?? Of course I’m right. You want a nice guy who cares for you who loves you ( ) who would do just about anything for you. Like for example when u tell him to bark he should ask “how high?”. Have any of you so called “women” asked yourself what the fuck have you done to deserve such a guy ? No you haven’t . And lets just say … that you meet the guy of your dreams .. the one that you love .. and want to marry .. what do you do ? EXACTLY .. you destroy him and everything he stands fo...
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Women bending a frying pan
2008-01-26 22:30:00
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SSC Ultimate Aero - Guinness World Record Run - 256.18 mph
2008-01-25 21:01:00
Now thats .. speeeeeeeeed! If you enjoyed this post please consider buying me a coffee! Thank You!:)
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Amy Winehouse Caught Smoking…on video
2008-01-25 19:43:00
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indianapolis home show
2008-01-25 19:37:00
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The Ultimate Rambo Review
2008-01-25 19:28:00
First Blood 1982 John J. Rambo (Sylvester Stallone) is arrested for vagrancy and then mistreated by the police force so after an excellent action sequence depicting his escape, Stallone turns the tables on the cops and gives them a taste of Vietnam. However not keen to let it go at that, the National Guard is sent in and at the end Stallone decides to single handedly destroy the town and take out his vengeance on the world. First Blood did inspire the Rambo movies which then became an icon and turned it’s star into an icon however First Blood is far more fascinating and respectable then the guilty pleasure brought on by the later chapters. The movie itself doesn’t depict Stallone as a good guy but rather as a sympathetic psychopath and at the end he’s pretty much killing everyone who gets in his way. Indeed here is where most of the interest is found in this genre classic. At the end Stallone does do an impromptu speech about his injustices inflicted upon him but a...
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Lets remeber Randy Salerno.
2008-01-25 17:03:00
Lets remeber Randy Salerno .For those of you watching CBS in the morning you all knew him as anchor Randy Salerno . Well he was killed Thursday evening while snowmobiling with friends in Eagle River, Wisconsin.But lets digg a little deeper and see who he really is. Well for one thing he is a Emmy-winning reporter who began his career Chicago’s WGN-TV working as a reporter and anchor for more then 11 years. He also did news coverage in Albany, New York and Peoria. One thing for which he will be remembered is ability to make people laugh. Salerno, 45, has been with CBS 2 since September 2004. Prior to working at CBS 2, he worked at WGN-TV (1993-2004), as anchor of the midday newscast. Previously, he served as a general assignment reporter and as the weekend morning news anchor (1994-1999). Lets share a moment a silence to remember him . May he Rest in Peace! If you enjoyed this post please consider buying me a coffee! Thank You!:)

Gullivers Travels
2008-01-25 16:41:00
Gulliver’s Travels is a book written by Jonathan Swift PART I. A Voyage to Lilliput. PART II. A Voyage to Brobdingnag. PART III. A Voyage to Laputa, Balnibarbi, Glubbdubdrib, Luggnagg and Japan. PART IV. A Voyage to the Houyhnhnms. (more…) If you enjoyed this post please consider buying me a coffee! Thank You!:)

how many spaces are there on a monopoly board?
2008-01-25 16:31:00
Now thats a trivia question worth a thinker .. sure .. its an easy one .. 40 is the correct answer to this one ! Well actually 39 plus “Go”. But who is counting right? Now i have a question for you how many spaces are there on a blogpoly board ?! Don’t think blogpoly exists ? Check up the image below If you enjoyed this post please consider buying me a coffee! Thank You!:)
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You know censorship is a problem …
2008-01-24 20:49:00
when this happens If you enjoyed this post please consider buying me a coffee! Thank You!:)
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Firebug + GMail = Slow ?!
2008-01-23 22:19:00
and how to fix this ?! .. Its rather simple .. and easy .. either you disable firebug for mail.google.com or use the tricks below to improve performance! Enjoy! For Windows or Linux users : Click the green or red icon in the bottom right corner of the browser window to open Firebug. Click the Console tab. Select Options. Uncheck Show XMLHttpRequests. Click the Net tab. Select Options. Check Disable Network Monitoring. For Mac Users : To disable Firebug: Click the green or red icon in the bottom right corner of the browser window to open Firebug. Click the bug icon in the top left corner of Firebug and select ‘Disable Firebug for mail.google.com.’ If disabling Firebug for Gmail doesn’t improve performance results, you may have to entirely disable Firebug. If you enjoyed this post please consider buying me a coffee! Thank You!:)
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2 Funny Jokes
2008-01-23 20:28:00
Best Goldfish Joke Ever: Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, ‘You man the guns, I’ll drive.’ Glazed Over: A cop pulls over a guy. “Your eyes are awfully red. Have you been drinking?” “Gee, officer,” the man says. “Your eyes are awfully glazed — have you been eating doughnuts?” If you enjoyed this post please consider buying me a coffee! Thank You!:)
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