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Can little girls have babies?!
2008-01-22 08:55:00
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?” “No,” said his mom, “Of course not.” Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay, we can play that game again!” If you enjoyed this post please consider buying me a coffee! Thank You!:)
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Free hugs campain…
2008-01-21 09:33:00
and i need one If you enjoyed this post please consider buying me a coffee! Thank You!:)
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8 Seconds
2008-01-20 00:23:00
The sport made him a Legend. His heart made him a Hero After I watched this film on video, I decided to do a review of it … so here goes nothing. Evidently the film follows Lane’s life fairly accurately, and the diversions from the truth are acceptable when you consider films are in the business of making money and must appeal to a wider audience than those “who are in the know”. It is fitting that his parents said “If people remember one thing about Lane we want it to be that he was a kind person and knew Jesus.” I am not a religious-churchy person at all and I add this here show you that this film is about a decent, good person; don’t worry though, the film does not preach, etc. The acting is very good, and the characters are quite believable. This is a nice film to watch with the family. I suppose if you cannot connect with the American West, or horses, or rodeos, you may want to leave this film alone, but otherwise it is a refreshing al...
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Women under the wheel …
2008-01-10 00:13:00
just not in front of it .. heh .. cruel and not cool Sure, she got a bit banged up, but on the flip side she just invented a new urban sport. Boo Yah! If you enjoyed this post please consider buying me a coffee! Thank You!:)
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women at the dentist
2008-01-09 19:39:00
A man and his wife entered a dentist’s office. The wife said, “I want a tooth pulled. I don’t want gas or Novocain because I’m in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.” “You’re a brave woman,” said the dentist. “Now, show me which tooth it is.” The wife turns to her husband and says: “Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear. If you enjoyed this post please consider buying me a coffee! Thank You!:)
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New google adsense ad makes waves in ad world
2008-01-09 18:08:00
is this the beginning of a new way to get visitors to your site via google adwords ? is this a sign that ascii art is still in vouge?! I sure hope so If you enjoyed this post please consider buying me a coffee! Thank You!:)
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The 4th Husband
2008-01-08 07:10:00
A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time. “How wonderful! But I hope you don’t mind me asking what happened to your first husband?” “He ate poisonous mushrooms and died.” “Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?” “He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died.” “Oh, how terrible! I’m almost afraid to ask you about your third husband.” “He died of a broken neck.” “A broken neck?” “He wouldn’t eat the mushrooms.” If you enjoyed this post please consider buying me a coffee! Thank You!:)
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Have you tried living for free ?!
2008-01-06 18:54:00
Try Living For Free offers you a free meal from South Beach. Available while supplies last. They are limited to one per email address / household and take up to 4 - 6 weeks for delivery. Deliverable only in the USA this offer expires on the 28th of February 2008. Also a limited number of supply’s are available per day. So don’t miss out!! I say its a good deal so don’t miss out on free HEALTHY food. You can sign up through the Healthy Living channel of this site to receive your own customized meal and fitness plans and other offerings. If you sign up, they ask you for certain information so they can provide you with the communications you requested. Bonn a petite! If you enjoyed this post please consider buying me a coffee! Thank You!:)

Benazir Bhutto Assassination Attempt Video
2007-12-27 21:01:00
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Benazir Bhutto Assassination Attempt Video
2007-12-27 21:01:00
Read more on the story at EnterprisePost
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HO HO FUCKING HO
2007-12-26 14:24:00
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The 12 Days of Christmas
2007-12-24 12:33:00
The 12 Days of Christmas December 14, 1972 My dearest darling John: Who ever in the whole world would dream of getting a real Partridge in a Pear Tree? How can I ever express my pleasure. Thank you a hundred times for thinking of me this way. My love always, Agnes Read more… or Read more right here… » December 15, 1972 Dearest John: Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine two turtle doves. I’m just delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable. All my love, Agnes December 16, 1972 Dear John: Oh! Aren’t you the extravagant one. Now I must protest. I don’t deserve such generosity, three French hens. They are just darling but I must insist, you’ve been too kind. All my love, Agnes December 17, 1972 Dear John: Today the postman delivered four calling birds. Now really, they are beautiful, but don’t you think enough is enough. You are being too romantic. Affectionately, Agnes ...

Ron Paul Meets The Press
2007-12-24 02:21:00
Finnaly i get to see just who the F is Ron Paul .. its about bloody time ..
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Ron Paul Meets The Press
2007-12-24 02:21:00
Finnaly i get to see just who the F is Ron Paul .. its about bloody time .. If you enjoyed this post please consider buying me a coffee! Thank You!:)
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The Aptera Flying Machine
2007-12-24 01:42:00
You can do 300 miles / GALLON, its enviromentaly safe so just turn in your hummer LIMO tomorrow. If you enjoyed this post please consider buying me a coffee! Thank You!:)
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The Aptera Flying Machine
2007-12-24 01:42:00
You can do 300 miles / GALLON, its enviromentaly safe so just turn in your hummer LIMO tomorrow.
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