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Shit...
2008-01-16 07:15:00
literally while u shit (or doing a deposit), you are being filmed. Wat the eff? seriously, when i read the paper just now, where a local restaurant in the capital installed CCTV camera in their Male WC. No JOKE!!!!my mind cannot stop thinking: shit! which restaurant? did i shit there or worse pee there? OMFG! Over lunch i asked the others, no one seems to know where? I too just could not figure out where the hole is? anyone any idea? So is it safe to say that since i dun recall seeing the toilet before, i never been there?If i did, i just wanna make sure i look good in it...u know...CCTV footage can be grainy. And hope my arse doesn't look big leh but my puchong look the right size; and if i was peeing, i aimed directly into the bowl.(pic)Now i need to find out: which bloody restaurant? and if there is any of my poo-ing or pee-ing footage in existence? This is like Big Brother but whose brother? hmm... If there is a video or dvd out there with me cameoing, i want my fair cut. Other...
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Greatpricedfurniture...
2008-01-15 06:25:00
If you're thinking of getting sprucing your house for the coming Chinese New Year, or upgrading your bedroom, or simply planning your dream house; check out Greatpricedfurniture.com At Greatpricedfurniture.com, you can search products from bedroom furniture to sofas ? basically for every room of the home; either by categories or by manufacturers or simply by entering the keyword in their search engine. All these just at a click at your comfort of your own time even before you set out of the door and at the convenience of secure online ordering. If you are stuck or in need of some inspirations, the site offers viewers useful buying guides and tips. Plus they also offer 0% financing, 30 day Money back guarantee and quick delivery locally & internationally.

shorts & shoes...
2008-01-15 01:20:00
yup! that's the theme for the night: SHORTS & SHOES.From "no need theme lah" to having one, from one venue to another, from inside to outside.Our E, initially did not want another themed party but after the previous one, he decided do just the opposite for his very own. As previously, we attended the couture dress code-strictly no shorts or sandals-dinner, he thought his shall be just shorts & shoes. so smart hor him hmm...We celebrated E's 31 in a seat down banquet style dinner. It's the first time we dined at this venue as the 1st choice was fully booked, 2nd was really 'bida' as they effed up the arrangements - from having karaoke to "sorry sir, cannot cos someone else need it"; from upstairs to downstairs -"cos a customer decided to book the whole floor"; then 2 days before:"we have to move you outside with partition cos we have a bigger booking who requested the room".* the second venue is the one with the 'flower' and begins with I.Luckily J recommended the 3rd ...
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MSN Virus...
2008-01-14 06:32:00
Yesterday afternoon i got a msg from our Beauty Queen from HK via MSN."I cannot believe i saw someone like you in at this site...check it out"It will prompt you to download the zipped file to view. And so I did.pic used for illustration onlyonce done, i unzipped it and saw a weird file code, so i chose to ignore. Quickly trashed it and did a virus check and spybot search. phew! safe...moments later, Jw called me, her lappie got infected cos she opened and installed the file as she got a similar msg from our Beauty Queen.her msg was..."my new year pic...(or something)...check it out." And so she did as well.Elim too received similar msg, so does Scarlet. Each msg will be different.SO PLEASE EVERYONE, DO NOT SIMPLY OPEN ANY FILES sent by anyone. Please please please check with the sender first. In our case, if you are on Jw or K's msn list...DO NOT INSTALL OR DOWNLOAD ANY FILES SENT FROM THEM.if you did: please delete without installing the file immediately. this is the time, when a...
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birthday 02
2008-01-14 01:15:00
news just in...spotted our 2nd january bday boy, (the one with loads of alias) cruising browsing eye-ing around town. hehe!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! ps. for those waiting for the last saturday party pics, hang on! too many to filter ya (from dinner table to toilet), i tell you.
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Intimate stylo...
2008-01-11 12:00:00
Received an invitation via text last week for an intimate dinner to celebrate his 30 sumthing.Our theme for the night was "'fashion comes and go but style is forever " as i posted earlier. Such a copycat i say haha! stealing someone famous quote or watched too much E!. Well... since its YSL's quote, i put on my one and only ysl tee for the do. It was a nice quiet affair compared to last year's 70s bash. Just like how the doc planned (i guessed) - just close friends: Me, Z, E, Jw & B.It maybe low in head-count but the noise levels after 3 bottles of champagne (moet, vintage moet, & krug), 1 red, 6 beers, and 1 elize, i tell you...even outside the restaurant can hear y'all. Mou sai ye tai lah...calling yourself a sophisticated, well cultured bunch hor...hahahahahaha!!!!ok let's start...see see the upcoming BiG magazine cover...a special one-off extremely limited issue (which contain our menu).how's the food? i had more than my share cos Z ordered the free-flow of tapas ...

Lord of My (Master's) Ring...
2008-01-11 04:25:00
bloghopped via entrecard to evilboobie's site and saw this HILARIOUS spoof of LOTR. yes! remember the trilooooogy. yup! the one where everyone fought for a 'ring' and not even a diamond on it. remember that one!well, enjoy this. just put all the guys together and wat they can do? play truth or dare lah... Clever use of screen shots and 'captioning'.After watching that, i suddenly remember Down Under showed me a silly Hokkien spoof few years back, so youtubed it and wah-lah... for those who have not seen it...remember-Ah Bee ahhh!!!! for those who seen it before...watch it and laugh yourself silly, master!
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Hoist-it-up...
2008-01-11 04:17:00
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Mahjong Anonymous...
2008-01-10 15:50:00
Last night dinner for doc's 30 something was a blast: food was yummy and chammmpagne for everyone!!!So what do people like me do on a public holiday?For some (i heard) had serious hangover due to last night intimate dinner, shhh!!!-more about that when i get round filtering the pictures.Well...for some of us, we met up for lunch and wat else? Mahjong lah...Ever since J bought himself the mahjong table last week or the week before, taught him how to play; his hands had been itchy. So today a few of us met up at his flat for a 'few' rounds from 2 ish to 9 ish hahaha!!!! Practice for the CNY bah...as Z and J claimed. So Scarlet & Down Under, when you guys come back, we got new kaki/legs (players) ya! No excuses!!!I know Scarlet will not decline a MJ session. hehe!!! rite?all the cling cling cling of the tiles, all the swearing and shouting: pong-ing, kong-ing, kang-ing, and kau-ing round the table and all the goss stories we laughed at are all part of the game.ok time to go lie...
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Saved...
2008-01-09 07:34:00
If you guys are like me: accidentally deleted documents or files thinking they are useless ? only to find out later it?s important as you spent hours creating it. So you end up cursing at the screen or banging your head against the wall for being such an idiot. If such scenario happened to you before, now you don?t have to worry now as File-Saver is here to save you.File-Saver is the world's smartest file recovery tool. It can instantly restore hundreds of deleted files from your PC. It doesn't matter if you've emptied the Recycle Bin, or a computer virus deleted the files. If it's been deleted, it can be UNDELETED. So all your important documents, precious photos, work presentations can be retrieved. So just point, click - and your files are back!

Hole in One...
2008-01-09 05:08:00
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birthday 01
2008-01-09 01:15:00
First of all the bidarlahs to celebrate his birthday in 2008 and yes...he is older than ME muahahaha! how old? reveal soon...well...as they say age is just a number so as 'fashion comes and go but style is forever' **yup! if u think u heard it before, well...yes!!! u do...if u watch E! religiously. And iit's also the theme for tonight dinner.anyway... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!ps. hope u like ur wardrobe hahaha!!!...if only huh?
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Road Trip 08...
2008-01-07 15:08:00
everyone knows i dun wake up early on a sunday; 8am to be exact. gila ya!!!! sunday suppose to be a lazy day! i dun care wat others say; to me...it's best to just lay in bed and do nothing- ok ok!, not nothing lah; turn on astro or hardrod and catch up on all the series.however if i do get up that early, it can only be either:1. i'm on holiday,2. relatives or close friends' weddings, or3. road trip.yes! ROAD TRIP! my first road trip of 2008!...wat a sunday! or in Jo(e)'s case...'fruitful' event.where did we go? only across the border via 2 toll-booths & a loooong bridge. The last time i went there was hmm...when huh? to be honest! limpeh also forget oledi! it must be tat looong.wat did we do? set off at 08:45 from my house in the green pajero.Wat a beautiful day to start our road trip. Blue sky, white clouds and music of the day: SANDY LAM ONLY haha! why? cos my ipod thingy spoil i think! and E's car had only 2 cds. (not complaining)first pit stop:eat of course! why all w...
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Gucci for Chinese ???
2008-01-05 04:19:00
yesterday i posted about the real/fake prada store, but what have we got here today. I cannot believe myself what i saw after hopping to one of my dailies, Man's Bag.Gucci decided to cash-in contribute on the 2008 Beijing Olympics. yup! they created a special one-off, limited pieces, simply titled 8-8-2008 Limited Edition; and they dun come cheap, i tell you. Guess how many pieces? EIGHT! the chinese just gonna loved them.What else chinese love? its a given fact: RED, and wah lah...may i present you...great for the coming CNY? $ 1,415 I-Gucci watch, the company's first digital timepieceeven the panda got gucci-tagged!and wat else chinese love? ooo...MAHJONG!!!! (ok ok...i dun mind owning this one!!!)a $3,150 Mahjong set covered in red La Pelle Guccissima leather (why not)... :)however i think the pièce de résistance should be this: a $3,420 bicycle with bold red double GG leather detailscan u imagine the proud mainland chinese cycling in one of this? or Leon Lai cycling it with Ma...
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Prada anyone?
2008-01-04 14:04:00
was surfing around and i saw this:how far would you go and buy yourself a Prada mules or heels? ever tot of one in the middle of the desert?Look, Prada store in the middle of nowhere...literally. It's like watching those American road trip movie, the scene is like that: driving through the long endless road from A to B and bang on, smack in the middle, you get a Prada store.is it real or fake?U either be 1. really pleased- wow! pit stop!...shopping!!!or 2. be pissed off - wat the eff? waited there over 2 hours and no one there to serve you!haha...i think it's a brilliant piece of art piece. (or wateva terms those artists call it). Imagine all the excitement or astonishment, only to find out...it's not what you think it is. ooo this piece is called Prada Marfa , by Michael Elmgreen & Ingar Dragset or maybe shld be called: Devils sell Prada. hehe! I can't help but wonder, what does Muiccia think of this? tat's all... (via 1 & 2)

Weight Loss Diet Help...
2008-01-04 04:52:00
Now with all the end of year celebrations over, what comes next? How many of you stuffed your face with delicious yet sinful food over the holidays? How many of you think of hitting the gym to loose those weights? And oh! How many of you said this ?My 2008 resolution is to loose weights?? Or simply, have been trying loads of diets ever since but show no significant weight loss. How many of those scenarios can you relate to? I, for one can relate to all of them. So stop procrastinating and act upon it. But before you do, check out Weight Loss Diet Help. The site compares leading diet plans and weight loss programs such as Medifast, Nutrisystem, Weight Watchers and more. It helps fatties like me, to choose and evaluate all the different plans out there and find the right plan that will work. In addition, it also lists discount coupons and promotions for these programs, so you can save when you join. The site also contains loads of useful weight loss success tips and articles on ...

the day after or so...
2008-01-03 10:35:00
Ok, i did not want to start the year writing a post-party post, so cliche ya! but wat you guys gonna read is yes...our NY eve par-tay. I've been staring at this post since yesterday and blank cos i'm having one of those blogger's block moment. argh!!! just feeling so scarlet. plus i'm busy at work.well...shut and get on with it lah...not tat it will be any interesting besides me rambling on and on and on with my bida, grammatically incorrect english. So english teacher or writers do not judge. ok! So how did you guys spent your last day of 2007 to welcome 2008? in bed? on top of someone or spread eagle? on the dancefloor getting groped? getting pissed? got high? who did u suckface with? do tell...share...no judgement!For some of us: Me, Z, JG, J, B and E went to a 'by-invitation only' party organised by C. is it a blast or boo?To be honest, I think the word 'party' is a bit of a stretch. Why?ok ok...the food is surprising good. though we hope the venue can be a little bit br...

the end: a new beginning...08
2007-12-29 14:50:00
wat have you guys achieved in 2007?that's the dreaded question we asked each other at the end of the every year... o gosh! seriously wat have I done in the past 365 days that i'm really really proud off or worth a mention? hmm...work wise - let's see...couple of feasibility studies which i'm pleased with, unfortunately cannot show you guys as it's PnC.However, 2007 saw the birth of the monument, the 'blue' church finally got approved-phew! (will take some pics soon), and another on-going project on site.money wise - would love to earn more (who doesn't) and me no entrepreneur like him, as i dun have any business mind. so no end of year balance sheet or profit/loss account to show. For those feeling generous, i can give u my bank a/c number or paypal a/c for any donations.love wise - well, like all relationships: there are ups & downs, happy moments & frustrations. If you tell me, yours is all highs and no fights; let me know how u do it; cos i seriously doubt it. I ...

yoga & get well...
2007-12-29 01:45:00
short postwanna blog abt my yoga practice and about how being yoga has been to me, as last night was the last yoga class for 2007. tat itself deserves a post...right! but with the activities around me or the lack off, i dunno how or what to write anymore. Like Scarlet always said, just feeling uninspired-hence no updates. Speaking of which, GET WELL SOON. yes! lemsip-up. ok!anyway...will post abt yoga when i feel the ommms in me as at the mo, me catching up with the Upper East Siders, and Project Runway 4. And soooooon the Walkers family- watched S2 epi 1 and i tell you, OMG...All of us should have faith.Countdown to 2008 : 2 DaysSo party- planned? Dress/Costume - picked? Some of the us will be heading to a shhhh!!! party. *cant say more till hmm...the day after.ps. a loooooong post which i drafted about 2007 coming soon.
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iphone accessories...
2007-12-28 07:10:00
I is for ?Ipods, Iphone , Itouch or simply Investments. All of which don?t come cheap, whether you received them in your stockings this year or bought it with your hard earned cash. So the logical thing to do is to protect your ?i? from any scratches or stains. Simply head over to PDOstore, where you can find a range of protection: from screen protectors to invisible shield; from premium leather case to TopSkin-which won the 2007 iPhone Case of the Year. Besides protection, they offer an excellent selection of cool ipod and iphone accessories such as chargers, armbads, itrips and adapters. PDOstore also stocks protections & accessories for other mobile phones, smart phones & PDAs besides the I?s ones.
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guess of the week...
2007-12-27 06:38:00
well well well...it's the last guess for 2007. just wanna give a shout out to those who participated.ok here goes...Bidarlah trying something different, instead of me rewarding the correct 'guesser'; why dun he/she treats me for a cuppa haha...yes no yes no? well see...keep those guesses comin'.psst: hop over to Gferro as he started his very own guess where too.
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Xmas (eve): food & pressies...
2007-12-26 09:30:00
Ho ho ho!!! (this is the only time when u can shout ho! three times without getting slap)So how's everyone doing so far? It's Boxing Day!!! Still Overhang? Tired? Stuffed? do tell...How did we celebrate the festive ho ho ho? well... let's see1. hair & outfit - checked2. secret santa pressie - checked3. camera - checked4. battery for camera - fullwat else? ooo yeah...memory card for the camera. yes!!!! wot an idiot! only to forget to pull it out of my lappie. arggghhh!!!! so J, thanks for camera-share otherwise this post will be full of text and am sure no one gonna read.where did we go? unlike last year, we decided to do it in a restaurant and opted for one of the restaurant in Empire...thinking 1. ambiance 2. good food 3. can BYO so all of us can be merry.and so we thought...let's start by ambiance or what's lack off? U would think for a 6 star hotel/resort, they would glammed up the place for the festive season - NADA! Seriously. Ambiance my arse i tell you...Nothing in t...
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calling home...
2007-12-26 01:48:00
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Ho Ho Ho!!!
2007-12-24 03:32:00
Merry Christmas Everyone!!!(yes even those who bloghopped here, and/or googled your way here)Not gonna do a looooong post as it's Xmas eve and I think MC does it better best, or sings it best...so enjoy.classics!!!Word of note: Be safe and play safe.***realllllly loooooking foooorward to our xmas eve dinner. 'suit up!' haha! (ok, watched one too many how i met your mama!)

road trip, raybans & wedding...
2007-12-23 15:15:00
wah hei...i'm a happy happpy happpy bunnyyyyyy...Saturday, i went for a road trip to KBtown with Zar, James & met up w/ Val & S for lunch @ the original rojak/cucur udang/icekacang place. where? here lah.Well, this trip was arranged by J, and u cannot say NO to a free ride all the way to KBtown for lunch. Plus he won himself a treat from bidarlah as he correctly guessed this place previously;got to say, he also guessed quite a few correctly lah. Damn Well done yo!I'm sure James will blog all about his dayout, as he did take quite a few pics. So i will leave tat to him.but why am i happy? post lunch, we went shopping...well...how shld i say it? walking around the 2 rows of shops. Yeah...more like it...tat's it. But hei, was it a fruitful walk, or IT IS!!!!1. i bought my secret santa pressie for shhhhhh!!! phew! done...2. i bought myself another sunnies. yes! another pair...after buying one pair in Japan & one in HK - which i looooved but this one is a MUST. Cos i hv be...
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when blackie speaks english...
2007-12-22 04:29:00
I got this via facebook. And it's so effing hilarious that i thought i just got to share to those who watch HK gangsta movie. yes! those Gu wak chai movie, or infernal affairs trilogy...or actually most of HK movies---somehow half of their theme or genre are black-triad (hak say wui) or gangsta related.But imagine them speaking english - well literally translation...here are some of the best ones ...I know your mouse = ????? ?You call me how to come out and walk in the future? = ???????o???I give you some colour to see. = ??D?????(rainbow maybe)If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. = ???????????o??Face green green = ???How senior are you? = ?????Do you big me? = ????? haha!!!Do the world = ??? ( yeah do it man)Big tea rice = ??? (go and order in the restaurant haha)What the ghost are you talk? = ????? (classic)Do you think me didn't arrive? = ?????? (where?)Wear grass = ?? & I am wearing grass = ???? (run...)Hold hold water = ???I fear that you have teeth = ??...
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Y?...
2007-12-21 13:20:00
y am i yellow? or y my blog should be yellow?Your Blog Should Be YellowYou're a cheerful, upbeat blogger who tends to make everyone laugh.You are a great storyteller, and the first to post the latest funny link.You're also friendly and welcoming to everyone who comments on your blog.What Color Should Your Blog or Journal Be?Just like antibarbie, i was hoping to be another color. She was hoping to be black but got red, whereas i hoped it to be red or maybe black too, instead of YELLOW.I dun even wear yellow for God's sake. Yellow is one of those color that not alot of people can pull off and look good in, without looking like a walking banana or Big Bird. yes! not even yellow mini or yellow porsche. big no no!!! I dun even go walking around town or office with a banana in my hand; though they are yummy and good for you. And i can't stand those interior painted bright sunny yellow----sunnies needed, i tell you.only thing i like about yellow is Coldplay's Yellow, yellow rubber duc...

first look...
2007-12-19 08:00:00
exclusive...calling all BiG lover & Wu Zhun's fans all over the world...guess wat?the cover for the new 2008 jan-march issue.Will be out in a few weeks time. For those who can't wait to read, check out BiGblog for more information and extract of the interview.Tomorrow is a public holiday, so everyone have a great one...

mince pies...
2007-12-18 15:00:00
I WANT MINCE PIES...anyone got any for me to eat...sudden crave of mince pies today!i remember when i first arrived in UK many moons back, and saw them for the first time and thought mince pies contained minced meat. Dun ask me why? and i thought to myself...why? and why only eat them during xmas? cos over here, we have chicken pie lah, wat other mini-pies eaten all year round.Only to find out they are filled with raisins and those soft buttery crust hmm....yummm. tips: best served warm...so chuck it in the oven and indulge. (pic)Ok, not all mince pies taste nice. Some are overly sweet, some are just plain yucky, some are too tough to even bite cos of the sugar on top of the crust.Recently when fatimah was back, she grabbed me a box from fortnumandmason and let me tell you, it's one of the best i ever tried. man! why only one box? why? not enough bah. haha! the texture, the sweetness, the crumbleness of the crust are all just right. No joke! really really nice. (mouthsize-just rig...
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Dot Com...
2007-12-18 13:50:00
For those thinking of moving your blog/homepage to a new host or setting up a website for your company, visit http://www.webhostingchoice.com. The site is very easy for anyone to search for their perfect host plans. All you need to do is enter your preferred criteria and hit search. The site will recommend you one preferred host as well as tabulate all other host within your criteria under names, cost, disk space, set up, bandwidth, operating system and host rating. And best of all, on the left hand side, there is a dedicated learning center to explain all the jargons used for people like me.