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Airplane Ride
2007-09-04 16:52:00
A redneck and his wife went to a fair. The redneck was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. “$10 for 3 minutes,” replied the pilot.
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Red Neck Jedi
2007-09-04 16:49:00
* You ever heard the phrase, “May the force be with y’all.” * Your Jedi robe is camouflage. * You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light. * At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
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RoadBlock
2007-09-04 16:46:00
One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road, drinking a couple of Buds. The passenger, Bubba, said, “Looky thar up ahead Earl. It’s a po-leece roadblock.
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Red Neck Juror
2007-09-04 16:44:00
A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a red neck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the red neck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of ...
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Doctor Terminology
2007-08-17 10:50:00
What doctors say, and what they’re really thinking: “This should be taken care of right away.” I’d planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself.
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Mouthwash Salesman
2007-08-17 10:49:00
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked - “Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?”
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Doggie Style
2007-08-17 10:44:00
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to going into the delivery room is asked by the doctor if she would like her husband to be present at the birth. “I’m afraid I don’t have husband,” she replies.
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The Drunken Judge
2007-08-17 10:43:00
An alcoholic judge gets tired of his caseload and decides to take the afternoon off. After a few drinks, he gets on the train headed for home. While on the train, he notices that the train starts spinning and promptly throws up all over himself. Upon arriving at his home, his worried wife exclaims, “thank ...
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Eve
2007-08-17 10:40:00
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God. “Lord, I have a problem!” “What’s the problem, Eve?”

12 Bugs of Christmas
2007-08-17 10:39:00
For the first bug of Christmas , my manager said to me See if they can do it again. For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
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Guantanamo Detainees
2007-08-17 10:36:00
A person wrote a letter to the White House complaining about the treatment of a captive taken during the Afghanistan war. Attached is a copy of a letter they received back:
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Operator Instructions
2007-08-17 10:34:00
“Aim towards the Enemy.” (Instruction printed on US M79 Rocket Launcher indicating which end of the rocket launcher the rocket will exit from) “This side towards the enemy.” (Instruction printed on the side of a claymore mine, which is shaped like a flat bowl, that exploded and ejected hundred of metal objects towards anyone in the ...
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Cell Phone Issues?
2007-08-07 12:47:00
young man surprised his beautiful blonde wife with a new cell phone in celebration of their first anniversary. She listened excitedly as he explained to her all the features of her new phone. The next day the blonde went shopping. As she was shopping, her cell phone began to ring.
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Wieght Loss
2007-08-07 12:36:00
A six-year-old walks into the kitchen where his mom is preparing a meal and says: “Mom, the last few nights I have woke up to this thumping noise coming out of your bedroom and when I look to see what it is, you’re sitting on top of dad and bouncing up and down. Why are ...
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Breaststroke
2007-08-07 12:28:00
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are in a breast stroke race. The starter’s gun goes off and the three girls dive into the pool. The brunette and the redhead shoot across the pool and get out; 20 minutes later the blonde reaches the end and gets out. The judge says, “The gold medal ...
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Recruiting Pilots
2007-08-07 12:25:00
The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. He directed a nearby Air Force base that will be opened and that all eligible young men and women be invited.
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Little Johnny
2007-08-06 18:37:00
Little Johnny came home early from school and started calling his mother with no answer. He finally went up stairs and saw the bedroom door was open a little. When he peered in, he saw his dad on the bed with the maid so he quietly went outside and waited for his mother.
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Gates greeting in Hell
2007-08-06 18:33:00
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates , we’ve been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You’ve been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you’ve got me in a good mood, I’ll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you’ll be locked ...
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Windows Pilot
2007-08-06 18:32:00
There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, with a couple of very important executives on board. He was coming into Seattle airport through thick fog with less than 10m visibility when his instruments went out. So he began circling around looking for landmark.
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